>He names his Pokémon

still naming your duck duck

>>27664334
>Getting a cat and naming it cat.
Nice thread, kid.

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>>27664334
>Not wanting to reenact lion king during starter selection screen.

>not feeling for Pokémon
Why catch them

>>27664334
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little nickname thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. A "smug" reaction image, isn't it? I imagine you laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about Pokemon nicknames. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HE NICKNAMES HIS POKEMON." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>27664650
Looks like someone's getting a little mad.

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>>27664334
Blaze

>>27664671
this copy pasta is 3 years old. Fuck off newfag.

>>27664334
>get Alolan Sandshrew
>keep name as 'Sandshrew'
>be a fucking moron

>>27664730
not only that, but I saw it earlier today
only a few weeks of summer left

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<- my Raptor jesus >>27664334

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<- tfw SUPA HOT FIRE still has his nickname in all caps in gen VI