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Post the stupidest/most embarrassing thing you've done, Pokémon related
>Be me 13, platinum just came out
>I want it but my mom won't buy it.
>I know my brother has a secret stash of money hidden in his drawers, so one day after lunch I decide to steal the amount I need
>Once I take the money I sneak out and go straight to the nearest game store.
>Once I've bought the game I return home
>I find my mom in the living room and as soon as she sees me she starts yelling at me
>"ANON WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"
>I try to calm her
>"M-mom, youre gonna wake Brother up!"
>Of course he wakes up hearing my mom screeching like a fucking eagle
>"What's happening?"
>Sees the game's box in my hand, asks mom if she bought it, she says no, then he asks where did I get the money
>I tell everything in fear
>In a burst of rage he pushes me on the couch and starts hitting me
>Mom separates us, I'm crying, he's still mad
>Mom then gives my brother the money I stole, calming him down
>Im still crying, so she tells me I can keep the game, but this is the last time she buys me a game
To these days my brother makes fun of me telling thia story to the rest of the family everytime we have a reunion
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back when i was new to the games, i used my masterball on a scyther, not knowing i wouldn't be able to get another one
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>>27658390
>>Be me
shut the fuck up
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>>27659131
>when i was new to the games
>Masterball in Scyther
Did you started playing in gen 4? You can only find it in the Safari and National Park (where you have to use specific balls).
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>>27659131
I know someone who caught an abra with it. He used to always choose the best pokeball he had, not knowing there was only one.
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not me but there was this kid in elementary school who was stuck on misty with his level 42 charizard and one other pokemon <20. kids are stupid
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>be 10
>get Pokemon Silver for Christmas
>start game immediately
>fight rival
>"what the heck is his name?"
>get back to Prof. Elm
>police ask me what's the name of the kid who stole Chikorita
>type in "???"
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Knock out each and every legendary I encounter because I didn't want to upset the balance of nature.
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>>27661250
Holy shit I did that too.
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>>27661250
>>27662549
I did it too.
Pretty sure 50% of us did
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>>27661250
fuck! I did this too hahhaha. Everyone always laughs when I tell them that too.
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>>27658390
>be me, 30 years old
>lost to the ghost gym in pokemon silver
>feel dead inside
>take the cart
>open it
>break it into four pieces
>go outside to ritualistically burn it
>watch it burn
>kids and wife are watching me from the window
>apparently I had a stupid grin on my face
>went back inside and started pokemon heartgold
>kids just carefully watching me for weeks afterwards
Still not sure why I did it.
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>>27658390
>be me in 3rd grade
>Pokémon toys and cards are banned from school because some faggot ass kids were too poor to afford them and felt left out
>but Kevin Ha has a holographic Venusaur he wants to trade for a holographic Dragonite
>the kid literally runs a Pokémon card trading mafia and Dragonite is the only holographic he needs
>I have a Dragonite
>that my sister bought me for Christmas
>make arrangements with him via our underworld contacts
>meet his courier in the bathroom after school
>swap our packages
>leave the bathroom sweating profusely and walk to my aunt's house a block down from the school
>parents come home from hospital and pick me up
>burst into tears on the ride home and confess all my crimes
>they're kind of annoyed that I traded away the gift my sister bought me but don't care otherwise
>mom dies from her cancer a week later
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>>27663200
nice.
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