Why doesn't Team Rocket get into cooking?

>>27651907
Designated villains and company loyalty.
They don't want to succeed in anything but villainy because something about pride I guess.

You're in for a treat
https://youtu.be/WFrrwU4-aCY
Unless you mean attack Pikachu with fighting foodons

>>27651907
I've always assumed that when the writers finally decide to retire the core cast, the trio will quit Team Rocket and become the best chefs in Kanto.

>>27651969
Also that girl has lips to match her pokémon hnnnng! I never noticed that

>>27651907
because the story wouldn't have any plot

>>27651969
>vibrating wobbuffet
How can human men compete

>>27651969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LbWWx80ZPA

>>27651907
because theyre shit. remember when jessie made literal snowballs covered in soy sauce? they suck

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>>27651907
>Mega Milk confirmed

>>27651907
why dont this bitch get into strippin damn those tiddies

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>>27653559
Amen brother. Rule 34 when?

>>27653467
Except they did pretty well in the Kalos Summer Camp, even getting several raises.

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>>27651969
>mfw Jessie wins
So there is justice in the world!

>tfw Jessie can become a Kalos queen if she dedicated enough time to it

Team Rocket is actually really talented but they're wasting it on stalking Ash and Pikachu

>>27652757
Yes

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>>27651907
>90% of the female characters have meh tier chest
>fat ugly lady has a bigger rack may

>>27653694
James is probably the best trainer of the main characters. Just look how bounded he is to his Pokemon. The Malamar episode where his inkay choose to be with him instead his partners made me tear.

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>>27654376
At least there's plenty of Lenora porn, if you're into busty chocolate milfs.

>>27651907
>earn their daily bread
>by cooking
kek