how the fuck does a sandcastle become a pokemon?

>>27645430
By getting possessed by a ghost

Like half the ghost Pokemon

how the fuck does a pokeball become a pokemon?

it's not any less insane than magnetite, grimer, etc etc. voltorb.
i think it's cute. :-)

>>27645447
beat me to it

It's a ghost pretending to be a sandcastle. If it gets hit by a Water attack it becomes pure Ghost.

>>27645430
A bunch of small sand mites colonize and make the sand a mobile nest.

>>27645430
Somebody got buried in the sand by his friends. Friends forgotten about him. Died. Unknown amount of time later kids built a sandcastle over him. Posess the sandcastle?

I honestly think it's just muks idea but with a sand castle instead of sludge, ide be happier if it was alolan muk rather than a different pokemon

>>27645500
if that was the pokedex description I wouldn't even be mad.

>>27645430
How the fuck does a bag of trash become a Pokemon?

how the fuck does gears become a pokemon

>>27645529
If its a ghost, it is its dex entry.

>>27645430
I guess this is just the Vanillite of Gen 7

>>27645430
Are we going to get a cupcake that evolves into a cake?

>>27645530
sweetheart.... toxic waste and moonlight apparently lol

>>27645447

It was expose to energy.

how the fuck does a magnet become a pokemon

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How the fuck does sewage become TWO Pokemon. THE OTHER ONE IS JUST BIGGER. FUCK I HATE THEM

Even though I am criticizing it. I do still like it. It fits the region well at least.

>>27645430
Pokemon are products of Japanese culture.
Japanese culture is influenced by Shintoism and has the idea of the Yokai, spirits that can possess anything, even an inanimate object.
That's why item based pokemon keep happening, only western gamers throw a fit about them. Japanese gamers like them, see the popularity of Chandelure.

>>27645430
how the fuck does a pokeball become a pokemon?

>>27646229
My dick fits your boipussy well.

>>27646282
I enjoy eating ass, get over here and lemme burrow that ass out