Strawpoll for pokewaifus

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>isn't a furfag
>lopunny
>vespiquen
>leavanny

>>27628727
Furfag or no, they're still some of the most human shaped pokemon. It's not like I added shit like Nidoqueen or something in here.

And like hell if I'll ever add Jinx.

>Vespiqueen
EL OH EL

Honestly I'd a Mismagius

>>27628667
Lilligant creates an illusion of having a big butt any horny boy would ram his dick in its backside only to discover there is any hole there.

Gothitelle would kill you with her mind, Vespiquen would sting your balls, Mismagius is necrophilia (I'm not judging if you're into that), Froslass would freeze everything, Diancie is a rock. Leavanny would sorta be fine, Lilligant and Florges are probably good. I'm gonna say Lilligant, Florges, and Froslass I guess.

You forgot meloetta, too.

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>>27628727
>bugs are furry
Entomophiles are a far cry from those other sick fucks.

>>27628823
Meloetta makes more sense than Vespiquen to me because imagine fucking a bee

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>>27628825

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>>27628667
Just wait till sun/moon. Than you have access to best pokewaifu.

>tfw I fapped to Vespiquen before

>>27628761
Exactly. The perfect waifu is a pure waifu. Do you not get what a waifu is?

>>27628904
The only reason I didn't add her is there is still the slight, slight chance that she has a third stage evolution that's EVEN SEXIER

>>27628825
Youre a faggot if you flaunt anything as sexual preference, dont even try to pretend youre on higher moral ground

>>27628667
None of them appear capable of actually being fucked

>>27628667
>Pokemon Trainer Anon used lick on Mismagius/Frosslass
>It's super effective!
>Pokemon Trainer Anon used penetrate on Mismagius/Frosslass.
>It doesn't affect Mismagius/Frosslass.

Lucario and Zoroark :^)

>>27628667
No Roserade? You could use a poison type.

>>27628793
Ghost aren't necrophilia.
Necro is dealing specifically with corpses.
Ghosts are a different fetish altogether.

why do people want to have sex with pokemon?

>>27628966
Don't act like the fuckers who run around in fursuits pretending like their twisted cult isn't an excuse to have anonymous sex with strangers aren't the lowest form of human scum on earth.

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>no Mawile

>>27629003
>>27629066

Too ambiguous/alien like.

The silhouettes don't match up with the category.

>>27629058
Normalfags need to leave

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>no meloetta
>no mawile
>no roselia/roserade

Replace lopunny, vespiquen, and leavanny.

>>27629116
i prefer kirlia over gardevoir
she's a lot cuter. and she's got the cutest little butt
I live seeing it from behind. especially its sprite

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>>27629064
Wait wait wait! Your telling me all I had to do was cover myself in glue and carpet, and I could be having all the free sex I could handle!

>>27629116
Shit, why not add Ditto or Goodra while you're at it. :p

>no pokekissing thread

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The ascended waifufag is the one who realizes ALL pokemon are equally fuckable.

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>>27629157

>>27629179
such a cutie id kiss her and then shyly blush like a little boy

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>>27629178
Than they're not waifus pleb!

>>27628667
>Lilligant winning
>only fuckable if you're a pedo

>>27629159
Yes. Furries are always DTF.
The downside is, you have to stoop to their level.

>>27629178
Liking everything is not good taste. It's tasteless. A true patrician takes only best.

>>27629198
1 out of ANY.
The choice is yours.
The universe will not judge you.

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>>27629179
>>27629193

>>27629250
To win, others must lose.
There is no balance.
No harmony in your decision.

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Mesprit. Is. The. Cutest.

I want a Gardevoir to forcibly kiss me until I pass out

>>27628667
>Not Gliscor
>Not Scizor
>Not Heliolisk
>Not Goodra
>Not Dragonite
>Not Mawile
>Not Rypherior
>Not Dragalge
>Not Floatzel
>Not Mienshao

Shit taste confirmed

You wouldn't fuck a mon.

>>27629546
You wouldn't download a car.

>>27629546
They'd fuck you

>>27629561
I would if I could

>>27629518
>lists 90% furshit
>says others have shit taste

>>27629471
I find it funny that you claim to be doing this due to the fact that other people are breaking rules, but you are in violation of multiple rules everytime you post this. If you actually cared about the state of the board you would just report and hide threads, but this just goes to show that your an autist who gets a weird thrill from trolling and has to hide it behind a righteous cause.

>>27628667
>Gardevoir
>Lopunny
>gold standards

Apex kek m8. The only gold standard they fill is that of boring, generic vanilla.

>>27629329
Fuck off pedo diaperfur scum.

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>It doesn't have mai waifu.
I'm sad

>>27629707
ayy lmao

>>27629736
Magician traffic light ayy lmao is best best girl

>>27628966
>you're a faggot for flaunting being Straight
If you believe that, you're dumb trash

>>27629159
You realise these, "scary bears" aren't even to such big fans of something like pokémon, that could be a pokémon design
Like I mean it isn't uncanny anymore

>>27629193
That's cute anon

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>>27628667
Mawile.

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>>27628667
You forgot the best one

Audino for THICC

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>>27628667
Step it up

>>27630832
Aww yiss

>>27630952
>Aww yiff
Fixed.

>>27630832

UNF

>>27630832
Furshit

>>27631493
fuck you

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>>27631493
observed

>>27629066
>saliva

>>27629601

You're a retard if you think 90% of that is furshit.

>>27629518
>Gliscor
>Scizor
>Dragonite
>Rypherior
>Dragalge
>Floatzel
Stop making waifus from pokemon BROmons. These... are BRO mons. They are masculine.

>Heliolisk
>Gooodra
Even when they are feminine, they are bad waifu material for Human. They Literaly look like goddamn animals. Heliolisk looks like fucking lizard, and when i see lizard i dont find it attractive, its a FUCKING LIZARD just with diffrent skin color than lizards running on nearby park when sunshine.
And gooodra? For me is just mix of slug and reptile.


>Mienshao
For me it looks like LGBT version of master splinter from TMNT. But well i cannot negate it has potential as waifumon for SOMEONE ELSE>

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>>27628667
>No Eevee/Eeveelutions
Ignored
>Inb4 furshit
>Inb4 can't >Inb4

>>27631697
The only one that isn't is mawile. Based on a demon. The rest are animal based.

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I wanna groom this bug

>>27631771
gay

>>27631888
>trips
>pecs

>>27632057

Delicious flat chest, anon

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>>27631888
Am I the only one who likes klefki in a sexual way, but also does not belong on another pokémon or some guy's staff
Only my staff

>>27631771
I would waifu meinshao

>>27631888
>Bug

...Should we tell him?