Well, /vp/?

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most of what the Pokedex says is bullshit

>>27616480
like anyone cares about grass types anyways

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>>27616480
It's got some stiff competition

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>>27616511

That's an lie.The Pokédex never lie.

>>27616549
Can mew learn crabhammer?

>>27616575

Mew learn any move.

>>27616640
if it's a tm or tutor move. crabhammer is neither

>>27616575
Can unoriginal memes be classified as forced meme?

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>>27616546

No. It's the most gorgeous if all of grass type Pokémon.

>>27616669

Mew learn any move.

Facts are facts.

Richaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

>>27616701
Where's this from

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The most gorgeous of all grass- type Pokémon.

>>27616511
Shittigant can't compare.

>>27616752

From the official Pokémon youtube account.

>>27616480
I like everything but it's dumb pants desu

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>>27616744

:)

Whatever the Pokédex says is true.

>>27616549
Execpt when they are fighting, it doesn't do anything until you wake it up

>>27616814
gorgeous pants.

>>27616716
Why won't my Mew learn Crabhammer?

>>27616814
I absolutely hate it's pants

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>>27616835

No. Rayquaza flies forever in Earth ozone layer

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>>27616851

That's an ditto.

Not Mew.

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Fuck off with this shit.

We all know Maractus is the true Queen.

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>>27616851

actually, Mew is able to learn any move.

If one thing in the Pokédex is false then everything in the Pokédex is false.

>>27616897
>an ditto
Do you not know basic grammar?

>>27616870
Then where is it in RSE

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Virizion is best grass mon

>>27616964

Rayquaza flies forever in Earth ozone layer.

>>27616952
That's great and all that it is able to, but why doesn't my Mew learn Crabhamer? Is it broken?

>>27616967
>>27616933

Lurantis is the most gorgeous of all grass-type Pokémon.

>>27616997
Is it? http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/c/c5/PRS%26E_Rayquaza1.png

Guys! We have the official counter!

>>27617014

1.do you even have an actual Mew?
They learn any move.


2. If the Pokédex lies.

Then everything in it is a lie as well.

>>27617069

That's Non-canon.

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>>27616516
Except Grass is literally the best type.

>>27617127
But wouldn't that mean Fug breaking up those 2 not canon because how we wake him up is not canon

>>27617088
I'm pretty sure it's a real Mew. It looks like a Mew. It sounds like a Mew. It stays a Mew outside of battle. It is able to learn any TM and HM I attempt to give it. It has Synchronize. I'm just confused on why it won't learn Crabhammer.

>>27617014
It's simple. Mew can learn any move, but someone needs to teach it first. No one in the games can teach that move, but Mew is technically capable of learning it

>>27617165

1. Rayquaza gender is "unknown".


2. If something is said to be “non-canon” it means it never actually occurred...


That never actually occurred...

>>27617205
So did this never occur?>>27616549

>>27617179

No. Mew learn any move.

So that cannot be Mew.

>>27616744
Dang, broken pixels reference?

>>27617223
What is it then?

>>27617180
That's dumb. Why isn't there someone to teach my Mew Crabhammer?

>>27617014
It can learn any move, but it can't self-teach any move, it needs someone to teach it.

>>27617218

It happen but Brendan and May never woke Rayquaza up.

Rayquaza always flying.

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>>27616546
It sure makes me stiff

>>27617254

I don't know but that cannot Mew.

Mew learn any move.

>>27617287
So you're telling me the game is non canon

>>27617254
Because RBY TM 51 - Crabhammer was lost to the ages.

"It is SAID to be the most gorgeous of all Grass-type Pokemon"

Alolans just have an inflated ego about their mons

>>27617305
>that cannot Mew.
Do you not know basic grammar?

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>>27617305
REEEEE RICHARD GET OUT OF MY BOARRRDDDDD

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>>27617319

>>27617254
Halfmew ?

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>>27617297

>>27617273
Mew can learn every Move Tutor move in Generation VI, except Frenzy Plant, Blast Burn, Hydro Cannon, Draco Meteor, Grass Pledge, Fire Pledge, Water Pledge, Secret Sword, Relic Song, and Dragon Ascent.

>>27617326
Does the pokedex say he can? :^)

>>27617355

ok.

>>27617366
>every tutor move
>except all of them

>>27617313

some of the things in it are non-canon.

>>27616762
Your mom is the most gorgeous of all grass-type Pokemon.

>>27617361
What's a Halfmew?

>>27617377
The pokedex says Mew can learn any move. What does that have to do with that other person potentially not knowing basic grammar?

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>>27617413

Lurantis?
Thanks!

>>27617406
Then what is canon

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>>27617468

>>27617503
So the official storyline is canon?

Like where you find Rayquaza on Spear Pillar

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>>27617377

"Unknown gender"

>>27617539

Rayquaza was never sleeping on Spear Pillar.

That part is non-canon.

>>27617613
But it's part of the official storyline

>>27616480
Lurantis 2'11"
Same height as trainer>>27616701
Just how fucking short are the humans in the pokemon world?

>>27617631

That part is non-canon.

>>27617069
>http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/c/c5/PRS%26E_Rayquaza1.png
But anon, that's not in the pokedex.

>>27617669

If that's the case then the 3D Models heights are inaccurate and shouldn't be taken seriously at all.

>>27617672
See >>27617503 and >>27617631

>>27617705
It's a fucking totem Pokemon, so it's bigger. don't be stupid now

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grass types are for pollinating

>>27617763
It's not the real Rayquaza, just a gachapon given life by a kid, like all the SSBB characters.

>>27616549
Magikarp can crack heads with splash

>>27617763
>lived
>ed

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER PAST TENSE

>>27617723

That part is non-canon.

>>27616549
But it never descends to the ground, it hovers a few hundred feet up like the wiener it is.

>>27617763
I hate Richard, but that's Brawl

ITT: niggers who don't know what "said to be" means

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>>27617828

so why not just let Mew learn Sketch at level 100 or something then it can get Crabhammer right

>>27616480
>those striped pants
>gorgeous

>>27617851

It actually did never descends to ground for millions of years.

>>27617443
The inverse of Mewtwo

>>27617919

Mew learn any move.

Are You confuse?

>>27617919
Sketch is a meme move for one pokemon and Sketch isn't learning a move

>>27617932
Kek. Burn, Lurantis! Burn!

>>27617844
But it's what's to say anything is canon, if anything can be non canon

>>27617864

That game is non-canon anyway.

>>27618027

Rayquaza was never sleeping on Spear Pillar.

That never actually occurred.

Therefore, it is non-canon.

>>27618061
What if the Pokedex isn't canon

>>27617669
Maybe the totem Lurantis is abnormally large?

Or Gamefreak just has no fucking idea how sizes work

BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE BELOW SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT
Nothing happens to Spoink if it stops bouncing

BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE ABOVE SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

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>>27618082

It is canon.

How do we get richard to kill himself?

>>27616673
Can you actually answer the question?

>>27618209

Canonically, Spoink never stop bouncing.

>>27617669
>>27617705
>Totem Pokémon are larger versions of standard Pokémon

>>27618275
See >>27617069

>>27618346

That part is non-canon.
It never actually occurred.

>>27618306
You have now confirmed that you believe that the Pokedex is not always right

>>27618367

If Spoink stop it dies.

>>27618334

I know it.

>>27618414
Not according to you, apparently.
You think the Pokedex is full of bologna!

>>27618362
But it happened in game. It's found in the same why Zygarde is found

>>27616701
It seems to be big enough to have lewd with....awww yeah.

>>27618475


Rayquaza sleeping on on Spear Pillar is non-canon.


Canonically, Rayquaza flies forever in the Earth ozone layer.

>>27618453

I never said anything of that.

>>27618534
What determines what's canon?

>>27618553
Did you not read >>27618209?
You replied to it, implying that you did in fact read it, thus confirming that you believe the Pokedex is not always right.

>>27618606
My head cannon, obviously.

>>27618607

You are confuse.

>>27618606

c'mon. facts are facts.

That never actually occurred.

>>27618676
No I am not, but you are a disbeliever of the Pokedex.

BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE BELOW SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS FULL OF BOLOGNA
Garchomp cannot fly
BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE ABOVE SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS FULL OF BOLOGNA

>>27618748

Are You confuse?

I said that Rayquaza flies forever in the Earth ozone layer.

>>27616480
Pantsuits > Dresses

>>27616480
>most beautiful Grass-type
>not Gardevoir
>not Florges

>>27618696
>Facts are facts
No, tell is what determines what's canon and what's not.

>>27618780
I'm not confuse! You are confuse!


BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE BELOW SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS FULL OF BOLOGNA AND THAT EVERYONE WHO IS NAMED RICHARD LIKES TO EAT DOODOO
Joltik can generate its own electricity
BY HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER AND READING THE ABOVE SPOILER YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE POKEDEX IS FULL OF BOLOGNA AND THAT EVERYONE WHO IS NAMED RICHARD LIKES TO EAT DOODOO

>>27618886
>LIKES TO EAT DOODOO
Are you 12?

Fun fact: Rayquaza has never been on Spear Pillar. Sky Pillar on the other hand is a different matter.

>>27619038
No, just infantile in behavior

>>27618275
>zzzz dddd aaaa!
What did he mean by this

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>>27617705
Wait...so you are saying...that their is a segregation of story elements and gameplay? In a pokemon game of all things?

It's weird. You'd think ALL OF FUCKING /vp/ WOULD FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS BEHIND THAT.

>>27619055
That is incorrect. Rayquaza has been on my spear pillar a lot~

>>27616546
Muh boner

>>27616851
Because you don't love it enough. It knows you resent it, and it punishes you for it.

Why anon. Why do you not love your mew?

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>>27619577

ポケモンエメラルドキヤノンはありますか?

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>>27616575
Yes, it can, but a trainer doesn't know the method to teach it

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>>27616480
I disagree.

>>27619662
FR and LG can't take place at the same time as ORAS, where's the mega-evos?
Pretty sure that post means that FRLG takes place at the same time as RSE (Which means Fug is sleeping on the pillar is official canon)

>>27619929

Brainwash.

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>>27616549

>>27620136
Seriously, I cannot tell if you're retarded, autistic, elitist troll or all of the above. You don't have to take everything from the pokedex literal, otherwise everyone in the Pokemon World would be dead is because of Magcargo

>>27616480
>>27616549
>>27616701
>>27616967
Guys, it's says that "it is said to be".
SAID to be. That means that there are people out there who don't agree in the Pokemon world. It's all subjective.

>>27620545

It's fictional universe.

In fiction.

Anything is possible.

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>>27620709

>>27617179
>I'm just confused on why it won't learn Crabhammer.
Because the Pokedex entry doesn't say "Mew will learn every single move ever by leveling up"

>>27620835
To the point of being near something hotter then the Sun's surface ? Richard, just GTFO, no one likes you and you're just here for the fights.

>>27620850
Anon. That looks like a giant pink vagina.

>>27620885

No. I want you all to shut up about the Pokédex.

>>27620909

What are you taking about?

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>>27620885

did you don't believe in Arceus Pokédex entries as well.


Arceus existed before the Universe itself.

>>27617127
Are u stupid u FÄGGÖT

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>>27621007
>did you don't

>>27620952
Lol, now you're going all defensive on a fictional piece of garbage info. Just get outta here, kid.

>>27616480
>flowerlike appearance

It looks like a mantis, not a flower...

>>27616744
What is this Richard meme? I've been gone a while.

>>27621010

Immature.

Noob...

>>27621038

I didn't start this.

>>27621182
Yet you still want to hold oh so much on a fictional piece of information that EVERYONE can interpret. Playing the victim doesn't save you.

>>27621124
From what I've seen, he's this mentally challenged idiot that likes to see himself as this "all knowing person" about pokemon and likes to pick fights.

>>27616744
>>27621124
Rodolfo?

>>27621247

Blah..Blah...

>>27616511

Started this.

>>27616546
Rosarade is only good in fanart.

>>27621277
This. I decided I'd try and like Roserade about a year ago, found some nice fanart, and was pumped.

Then I evolved one, and my hype got killed. It got worse when I tried to really use it.

>>27621124
He's the new pokedex you get in sun and moon.

>>27621276
Immaturity at its finest. Go on, you're only making yourself look more like an idiot and not us :]

>>27620850
Got a pokedex entry for the blue one too?

WHERE ARE THE THOUSAND ARMS OF ARCEUS????

THE POKEDEX IS LIES

I SHALL BURN NOW

Testicles.

>>27617179
I'm pretty sure Mew technically could learn Crabhammer if someone made a TM for it. Trainers just can't teach their pokemon moves without using a TM or having someone else teach the move to them. Probably would have everything as an egg move if it wasn't in the Undiscovered Egg Group.

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>>27621373

But why did they make it look so much like a bug

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>>27621526

I have no idea.

Is people really taking richard's bait?

>>27621526
It's a reverse orchid mantis

Its' pre-evolution is named fomantis
'Fo' as in 'Faux' as in 'fake'

They pulled another sudowoodo

>>27621806
It's kind of ruined for me by that.

>>27616851
Because no one can teach it how. It could learn it if someone did.

>>27621007
i sense a shitpost