>only 1 Dragon/Water Pokemon FUCKING_WHY

>>27610625
>water: bulky type with amazing coverage and now with STAB scald
>Dragon: Has dominated the metagame for generations with expansive movepool and pretty good stats

also, 2 water/dragon types

>>27610625
there are 2 anon

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>>27610709
dickhead does not count

Wow, OP. I really like that Gabite <3

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>>27610737
Yes it does.

>>27610737
>moving the goalposts because you don't like the design

>>27610737
>I don't like it so it doesn't exist
how do you enjoy living such an autistic life?

Dragon/Water is really obnoxious to deal with from a casual's perspective
Dragon negates Water's weaknesses and Water negates Dragon's Ice weakness
Pre Gen 6 you required a Dragon to hit Kingdra super-effectively, with Fairy its less of a pain so we might see a new one.

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>>27610873

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>27611649
You don't deserve a (You)

I'd love for there to be more, water and dragon just go so well together for obvious reasons.

>>27610625
>"It once lived in the tropics. To avoid the cold, it lives in caves warmed by geothermal heat."

Shit Alola Gible as a Water-type would be cool.

>>27611649
Well fuck man, I was just havin a bit of fun with it. You didnt have to go full ass blast. People like you are no fun.

>>27611649
I know this is bait but I've never saw this copypasta so here your (You) and if it's not bait just go rant elsewhere this is not your hugbox friend

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>>27611649
wew lad

>>27611649
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY MIMIKKYU BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HYDRO CANNONS BY ELITE 4 AARON, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GARDEVIOR AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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>people actually took more than ten minutes to write up these copypastas

>>27611649
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>27611948
>Implying they wrote jack shit and don't just have some text files saved on their computers

>>27611649
Is this a new c>>27611649
opypasta?

I got so happy thinking this was real

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>>27611649

>>27612999
Now that's a cringey as fuck reaction pic.
Go back to /tv/.

>>27612802
No, it's an old copypasta.

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>EW IT HAS A DICK HEAD XD
I want this meme slaughtered and then cleaned up without a trace.

>>27611649
egg

>>27614868
Nothing about it indicates that it's a water type though...

They should've made it so Dragon types can learn Fly.
Then there wouldn't be a problem.

>>27615112
Pearl>clam>ocean
Its something at least.

>>27615112
It would be dumb if Game Freak created a Space type. I am just tired of people shitting on it because "IT LOOKS LIKE A PEE PEE XDD".

>>27611649
Lol epik trolled
U mad bro?

>>27611914
Eat poo poo and stop living

>>27610625
There are only 2. Also, why is the ruler of space a water type?

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>>27611649
I snickered
Did anon go nuclear?

>>27615295

But it does look like a penis.

>>27611649
Fuck off. If you can't accept the shit 4chan tosses at you, then go to reddit.

>>27610737
It does exist.

But I don't understand the water typing at all. If anything Psychic/Dragon would have made more sense. Maybe.

>>27611649
lol epik trolled, u mad bro???

>>27611723
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>>27616146
Holy shit, 9 newfags in this thread

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>>27616082
Yeah sure... I bet you guys were the same people to giggle at cylinder nets. Refer to pic related.

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>Only one Water/Steel Pokemon.

>>27611649
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

>>27616023
Water is a great representation for Space due to the Area it takes but I'm no Physics Professor so I can't properly Explain it.

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>>27616408
>only one Flying Pokemon
End me pls