ITT: Pokemon that don't deserve the hate they get

My only problem with this frozen fucker is that it evolves at an entirely inappropriately high level. Just had to grind one for my living dex and it was hell

>>27599519
>living dex

Autism incarnate.

>>27599519
you really gotta shell out for that double scoop man

>>27599540
Wouldn't it be more autistic to fill your dex in every generation from scratch? I mean let's be real here.

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He's really not that bad guys. I love the aladin and hindu/indian vibes.

>>27599603
Tiny form is QT. Bigger form is kind of ugly but I can appreciate the theme.

>>27599586
>from scratch

You just transfer whichever ones you can't catch, breed the ones that need to be bred and evolve what needs to be evolved. Filling out your boxes with 721 Pokemon when there are only 930 spaces is dumb.

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The pain of being a single-stage Ice-type shitmon that didn't even get an appropriate gimmick like "no two Cryogonal are exactly the same", using some kind of algorithm like the one used for Spinda.

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I love Gliscor but half the people who like it just wanna fuck it and he's an annoying prick in competitive play so everyone else hates him.

>>27599711
That's why we got pokebank now broski

>>27599760

You actuallu pay for that? You have more than enough space in game assuming you aren't doing things like building living dexes.

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>muh edge
hey, some of us like it

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>MUH stereotypes
>LOL Niki minaj pokemon
>where's the watermelon pokepuff?
>so ugly

Jynx has such an interesting concept and design to be fucked over by people joking about it being a "racial stereotype" and simultaneously decrying it for being a "racial stereotype"

Why do Ice types get the worst treatment out of any pokemon?

>>27599603

His ultimate attack is goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nez4VOTW6jM

He's like satan if satan wasn't a weird looking dragon

>>27599875

Bug is resisted by like 7 types. Relax.

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>>27599275
Gamefreak hates it for some reason, Flygon is a close second.

>>27599752
Absolutely nobody hates this Pokémon. Shut the fuck up.

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>>27599275
>M-muh fetish mon
>Ugh waifubait
> 100% M A L E
> 100% F E M A L E
>why are they dragons?
I just love the qt gooey

>>27599916

Why are fossilmons destined to be shit?

>>27599986
I was willing to give the Goomy line a chance despite the fact that I hate Dragons, until Goodra gave up nearly all resemblance to a snail. Goomy and Sliggoo are okay, but as far as I'm concerned Eviolite is Sliggoo's best friend

>>27599816
Autistic poorfags need not apply

>>27599894
I never watched the movie and I loved Hoopa U before seeing clips from it, but I saw a clip last night of him using the portals to do basically that and it won me over completely.

>>27599816
>5$ a year

I thought this website was for people 18+

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>Shit typing
>Tyrantrum looks better
>I got this and couldn't hit any thing
>Shit stats

I don't get it, I used this guy for my Y run and basically one shotted the entire E4. obviously competitively it can't hold up, but in game Aurorus is a beast and true bro

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>>27600053
This is the shit I'm talking about. Goodra is a slug dragon, not a snail dragon. Its appearance fits it really well.

>>27600067
>>27600105
>poorfag meme

I can afford it morons. I choose not to pay for it because it's 100% unneccesary.

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>XDDD LE BENIS
Seriously, Palkia did nothing wrong.

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>>27599275
Klinklang and Cryogonal.

>>27599275
>>27599750
>>27599875
Great bros

>>27599752
What the fuck? Nobody hates gliscor

>>27599986
>whines about people who fetishises it, call it a waifubait
>calls it qt gooey
You are part of the problem

>>27599603
I fucking love HoopaU. As someone who dislikes or hates most legendaries, I think this design is so cool.

>>27600147
Thank you! Palkia is great.

>>27599519
I just traded for one on GTS. Lots of chances to get some pain in the ass evos. Also, black/white had trade evolutions that could be found in the wild.

>>27600127
>100% unneccesary
>there's enough space in pc, just transfer your pokemons xD
>100% required to transfer to newer gen

Dude you should stop talking

>>27600076

that's from the game. His attack animation is so cool. He just batters the shit out of you from all angles and laughs like satan.

I hated it at first. But it sure has grown on me.

>>27599745
I really like Cryogonal too! I don't think it gets much hater other than people who get triggered by geometry.

>>27599875
I just think it's ugly.

>>27600121
Aurorus' stats are actually quite nice. It really doesn't get much hate out of "oh this thing's typing sucks".

>>27600151
It gets some hate in the battle scene because Poison Heal stall is annoying.

>>27600121
ANY mon is a beast in single-player. I bet money someone has swept the E4 using Unown.

>>27600151
Why? It's cute and it's made of goo. What else am I supposed to call it? I have no problem with people fetishising it, I have a problem with the people who take one look at it and go "it's made just for fetish porn". If I called Dedenne qt sparky, would that be a problem?

>>27600162
Agreed. Although I wish he wasn't an event only mon. I missed the events for him and only have a hacked one off the gts.

>>27599275
i hate vanilluxe with a passion. what came first?? real life ice cream, or the pokemon that looks like ice cream? its hard to believe that this living keychain exists in the same world as something like rhyhorn or wailmer or braviary. and don't bring up magnemite or grimer, those make sense in a "man vs nature" sorta way. this is just a cute plushie.

>>27599580
alomamola

>>27600176

How often are you transfering Pokemon from 5 to 6? Because I only did it that month Bank was free.

>>27600148
Don't worry Anon, I like Klingklang.

>>27600176
/this conversation

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>>27600193
It looks like ice cream to attract other pokémon in so it can kick their ass. In reality it's just a little ice globe covered in snow.

>>27600178
His shitty cackle is probably the best part about it.

>>27600213
Quite often. In fact I did it this morning. You'll also have to use it to transfer to gen 7.

Ask your mom for pocket money, 5$ is not a lot.

>>27599916
Flygon is a close first. ORAS comes out and no mega? It's been around a lot longer too.

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I always thought Phione was such an interesting concept of getting like quasi (or in all actuality a proper "Pseudo") legendary pokemon. It's a real shame Gamefreak has done absolutely nothing with it. And now all it is relegated to is
>Worst legendary
>Is phione Legendary?
>Most forgettable mon

I always breed a few and use them in some teams and manaphy is one of my favorite legends, so maybe I'm biased.

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>le ebin Ghost!! meme

>le evolves into Kangaskhan xD

>65 speed
>that piss poor HP stat
>Ground resisting literally nothing (rock and poison.) while being weak to grass, ice, AND water.

>not being Ground/fighting

>>27599894
Because Satan is a Butterfly not creation Goddess.

>>27600352
>complains about having no resistances and too many weaknesses
>wants to give it more weaknesses and more worthless resistances

>>27600409
Honestly it should've just been pure-fighting but I like Electric immunities.

I want Fighting for an excuse to pick up Close Combat.
A decent fucking speed stat would be helpful too. But nope, gotta have an abyssmal shit BST for a rare as fuck Pokemon that appears past the midpoint in the game and evolves semi-late.
I fucking hate Gen 1's progression in 'mons
>Golbat and Pidgeot are nearly the same exact stats

>>27599603
>HOOPA STRONK

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I just don't understand people.
This guy is 10/10.

>>27600504
>bear

Guaranteed shitmon.

Why can't we ever have a good bear Pokemon?

>>27600504
I find him very unsettling.

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>>27600523
>Why can't we ever have a good bear Pokemon?

>>27600544
I should use one sometime, I don't know why I haven't yet. Water/Ground is my favorite type combo and Tympole is way too goddamn cute.

>>27600574
>slow as fuck
>strongest STAB is Superpower
>4x weak to the type introduced its debut appearance

I said GOOD bears Anon.

>>27600622
>>27600622
He can False Swipe ghosts...

>>27600600
He's great, using him in my rutile ruby play through. He's like a special attack swampert.

>>27600180
When are you going to get banned?

>>27600352

Rock resistance is great, its immune to electric (which comes up more often than grass)

Also amazing in a Trick Room

>>27599921
>>27600151

I hate Gliscor, but will readily admit its just because its a pain to play against

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I think people would like them a lot more if they had proper horns.

>>27600544
One of these gens he'll pick up waterfall
right?

>>27601172
So hated that she killed the thread LMAO

>>27601099

More like if they didn't wear fucking clothes.

>>27601172
Literally the cutest pokemon. I don't get the hate.

Yeah, she fucking sucks in battle. Who cares?

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>>27601072

>Also amazing in a Trick Room

>>27601824
Because it sticks with you when your starter sucks absolute cock even in game. It takes genuine effort to make a pokemon suck in-game and gamefreak somehow managed to do it. You can't bond with the thing because you gotta get rid of it as soon as possible because it's genuinely just unfun to use. It learns fuck all moves. It's not only weak but just straight up unfun.

>>27600121
I tried so hard to use Amaura, but it died in one hit to everything. Had to box. him.

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>>27599745
Love it, but I can see why people hate it. It's looks nothing like Pokemon because of the eyes.
>>27599916
Learn to use it
>>27599986
I hate it because it's destroys amazing look of the rest of this line
>>27600121
Ice tri-attack is such a cool thing
>>27601099
My 5gen bros. Even played only wiith them once. Was fun!

Garbrodor will always be with me.

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>>27601172
>playing crystal after a decade, dying of nostalgia
>decide to use my favorite pokemon because these games are easy as fuck anyway
>Chikorita sucks ass
>Xatu's gen2 moveset is... unbelievable. Just unbelievable. The only decent move he could learn before the E4 was FLY. His only psychic move is Future Sight, which takes two turns to hit, can MISS and you have to grind like hell to learn it.
>Corsola is decent with surf, but she becomes shit by the time you reach the last gym
>Donphan was a mistake
>Miltank with stomp and shadow ball is the only decent pokemon in the party
>Growlithe keeps fucking dying, can't evolve until after the E4 and his only fire move is ember
>All the pre-Kanto TMs are garbage
>I'm fucking underleveled because all the trainers had level 20 mons
I decided to evolve Chikorita into Bayleef and she stil couldn't do shit in the Elite Four. I ended up dropping the game.

Still my favorite Pokemon game and much better than the ugly remakes. I should play it again one day. This horrible experience was probably my fault for using nothing but shitmons. My team needed at least one decent pokemon.

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not easy being this guy
I get that he sucks but he reminds me of the Grimace (this is good)

>>27602009
It's incredible how bad the Chikorita line is in game.

My Bayleef and Corsola kick ass in competitive battles. They are insanely good. But I can't use them in the games. What the hell?

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This guy

>>27602063
A lot of reasons. It has literally no move pool that it has access to via level up or TMs. It is entirely dependent on egg moves to do anything.
Secondly, like a typical grass types knows nothing but grass moves and normal moves. Not even good ones at that.
It's horribly unfun to have to use non stab body slam on everything the whole game

>>27599916
Archeops is great, what are you talking about?

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I like my boar bro! It's not his fault he got the shit luck of being the third fire/fighting!

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>>27600504
I agree, the idea behind Bewear is 10/10. Sucks that he has a typing I rarely use in-game though.

>>27600534
But that's exactly why he's great. He's designed to look like a mascot character gone wrong. He wants to hug people like every other good Barney is supposed to, but he's so strong that his hugs would crush you to death and people everywhere put up warning signs not to approach them.
Bonus points for looking like a giant pink red panda.

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It's a shame Hypno is one of those Gen 1 Pokemon that's the butt of a bunch of jokes, instead of being remembered fondly.
I just want a Psychic/Dark form/evolution/mega/anything for him.

>>27602207
Even if he was Fire/Dark his design is terrible.

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Really excited about this guy. He looks cool and is fire/dark.

But everyone says it's furry shit.

>>27602491
Ironically the people saying it's furry shit are the ones disappointed it didn't become a generic warrior cats OC.

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>>27602092
The arguments used to hate Probopass are stupid, even many of them can be used in some popular Pokémon.

> It's just a nose
Obviously not. When I read this argument I cringe. These people talk about the Probopass origin for hate it, but they don't know its origin. It's really stupid.

> Jew meme
I don't understand how is possible to use a stereotype for hate a Pokémon that has nothing to do with jews.

It's like to hating Ludicolo because is like a mexican, and precisely it is based in this stereotype. However, Probopass only has details of the original Moais, details of compasses and a mustache. Like as the first point, this argument is used by people to don't know its origin but they say know it..

> The mustache
Many Pokémon have mustache: Stoutland, Kriketune, Alakazam, Samurott, Swalot, Walrein... If Probopass has a mustache is because it is like human growth. If the nose is the most important detail of Nosepass and it is the basic stage, when it evolves it's obvious that it could have a mustache. The above examples also have the same reason, all of these are evolutions. But Probopass had more reasons for have mustache.

> ... but the mustache/design is ridiculous
This argument is just a 'no fun allowed' episode. The execution was intended to make a funny design. If you hate Probopass and your argument is 'it is ridiculous' is because you don't want funny designs in Pokémon and may be hate other designs with wacky execution.

> It is ugly
This is subjective, but it is attached to the previous point. The point of Probopass is be a funny design. It isn't intended to be a cute design or a badass design. Like Pokémon as Garchomp, it could be cute if people would work on this (pic related).

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My bro in B/W

It's not hated technically but, where did the fucking donut meme came from anyway

>>27602558
Most useful bug Pokemon of all time, OF ALL TIME!!

>>27602509
Yup, hate this for furry shit, then they go and jerk it to popplio mermaid bitch.

>>27599752
>half the people who like it just wanna fuck it
What? everybody is just shitposting man. Its a fucking scorpion bat.

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>>27602473
That's just your shit opinion man. I think he looks good.

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>>27599752
I feel you. If my bro wasn't the flaship stallmon he is, everyone would love him. To make matters worse, it shits on stall and just FEELS like it was made to do so, such an unfortunate incident.

>people just wanna fuck it
...what?

>>27599914
Grass has more weaknesses than ice and as many "resisted by" types as bug.

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I guess his camouflage worked, because I never, ever see him mentioned.

>>27602009
You only like her because you are a fucking brony.

>>27599989
Rock Type. ROCK TYPE. Rock type for no raisin.

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Honestly,not even doing "golem meme xD". I lost hope on /vp/ when basically all fags here seem to laugh at Golem.

>>27603125
He is literally Machoke trapped inside a boulder. Look at his face. That's Machoke.

Machamp is literally Graveler with a human body. Four arms, duckface, stone-like grey body... It's fucking Graveler.

Alakazam is a Kadrabra that had his life force stolen by a Haunter. He lost a lot of weight, doesn't even have a tail anymore and looks like he could drop dead any minute. He looks like a sick old man.

Gengar is Haunter after stealing Kadrabra's energy and magic power. He has legs and a tail. Everything makes sense.

I think these evolutions were originally meant to be related in some way. They were the only gen1 pokemon that evolved by trading. Machamp and Golem are clearly mutations caused by trading Graveler and Machoke. Their DNA got mixed up somehow.

Anyway, Golem looks fucking stupid. He's literally a bodybuilder liszard trapped inside a rock. Pathetic.

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this boi here

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>>27603197
I like him!

>>27603125
Golem is great

>>27603220
So is Druddigon, he seems to end up in a lot of my BW and BW2 playthroughs and never disappoints

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>>27603197
Literally the most autistic post i have ever seen in /vp/. Go sit in the corner of your basement and don't return.
Freak.

>>27603125
My first shiny was a geodude in Emerald, then a Carvana thousands of hour later in the same game.

>Tfw when your elite 4 hof featured a purple torpedo shark and an angry gold nugget

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>>27601172
Still my favourite starter. Don't care how shit she is.

>>27603263
I'm not Veghesther.

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>>27599275
This "thing". The way they evolve is irritating, but it's worth

>>27601172
>search "real chikorita" on google images
>fucking ugly dinosaurs that look nothing like Chikorita
She is not supposed to be a dinosaur. She's a dinosaur shaped PEAR.

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>>27603535
I wonder if she tastes good.

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>>27601172
>If you don´t like, no problem
She is my starter and everyone loves her

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>>27600504
Amen. I love all bear Pokemon.

>>27600504
I love the idea, but the colors are so flat, it just looks so boring. Even if it's supposed to look like some kind of bear mascot, just making it look at least a bit fuzzy with some fur standing out or anything that makes it look less fucking flat would make it better.

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Daily reminder that Meganium used to look just as scary and badass as the other five starters in Gen 2.

Feraligatr looked badass too. He was legit scary in GSC. A vicious hunchback alligator.

All three Johto starters look like shit since Gen 3. But Typhlosion got fucked even further when they removed his flames in Gen 6.

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>>27603703

>>27600634
So can a Smeargle with Soak

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>>27601172
Yellow Chikorita is the only reason I still prefer Gold over Crystal.

You can cheat to get Mareep in Crystal, but you can't change the sprites.

>yellow chikorita is no longer canon
>yellow chikorita will never get fanart
Why live?

>>27603824
>yellow chikorita is no longer canon
pray to RNGesus anon that you will get a Shiny.

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>>27603851
But the shiny version has a brown leaf. It doesn't look as delicious, sweet and juicy as the original Chikorita sprite.

>>27603738
Good lord, I never noticed the change. I don't care if the modern Feraligatr looks more like the official art, that old sprite is awesome.

I just saw bewear in this thread and thought no way that could be real
I haven't been around vp the last few years stopped playing pre gen 6 but wow I am so sorry for you guys
the designs and names of 95% of the released gen 6 mons are foul
Looks literally like the trash fakemons autists make around here for their shitty fake games

I thought the X/Y dex was kind of lacklustre with a few great designs but holy shit Gen 7, at least aesthetically, is despicable.

>>27603703
The perspective makes her look huge. The lack of teeth implies that she can swallow you whole. And you can even see it as a male. It looks more manly than Tropius.

Too bad we can only use the modern gay Meganium in the new games.

>>27599849
I love lucario's anubis theme. I wish they never added the arm spikes.

Rhyperior, Electivire, Conkeldurr, Gothitelle

>>27600683
>>27602491
This

>>27603197
commit sudoku
>>27601099
This but more on Sawk

>>27601172
Chikorita is cute

>>27601948
>>27602030
Garbodor is cool

>>27602054
Binacle > Barbaracle the whole line is fascinating

>>27602207
Emboar is Embro

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/vp/ pretty much hates Aromatisse and Slurpuff.

Litten3

>>27602491
He looks dope as fuck, can't wait to see his attack animations in-game.

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>>27603703
>>27603738
>>27603824
>>27603983
It would be cool if some of the old Pokemon got their original forms back instead of Alola forms. A Feraligatr transferred from Gold/Silver/Crystal to Sun/Moon would have his old hunchback design in the new games.

This would give players a good reason to actually buy the inevitable virtual console releases. Otherwise, old fans will just play them on emulators and new fans won'tt give a shit about ancient GBC games.

I miss Nidoking's old sprite so much. He looks like a faggot now. Imagine being able to use the old Nidoking in Sun and Moon. Imagine transferring FAT PIKACHU from Gen 1 and 2. Am I the only one who find the new Pikachu disgusting? They ruined the fucking MASCOT of the series.

The old games had new sprites for every generation. The really old games had different sprites for each version of the game! If they are going to reuse the same 3D models in every generation from now on, they could at least create new models with the old designs for certain pokemon.

This would be 100 times better than Alola forms.

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>>27600193
>>27603952
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

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>>27604170
i just need confirmations dammit

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>>27602491
>people actually think this antropomorphic Crash Bandicoot reject looks good
I miss when starters were ANIMALS. Antropomorphic pokemon look too intelligent and self-aware to be your pets. That fucking tiger is trying his hardest to look cool. He doesn't feel like an animal, he looks like a furry wearing a tiger costume.

Imagine if Bulbasaur evolved into a creepy plant man that acts "cool" and looks like a human. Is that shit better than a fatass, wild ANIMAL like Venusaur?

Imagine if one day your dog started walking on two legs, talking and making "cool" facial expressions that only humans should be able to make. That's creepy as fuck. I don't want a cute cat like Litten to turn into THAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmHmHjRcX0

If you like creepy antropomorphic pokemon that evolve from little animals, you are just like that guy.

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>>27604340
We've had humanoid pokemon since gen 1.

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>>27603703
It's the same fucking shit.
Disliking a pokémon because it doesn't look angry seems pretty stupid to me.

>>27604454
Yeah, but they were rare pokemon. They were ugly and weird. Nobody actually liked freaks like Jynx or Mr.Mime. And they didn't evolve from normal animals that had nothing human-like about them.

Now every fucking fire starter is some edgy, creepy humanoid dudebro.

Imagine yourself petting Typhlosion or Venusaur. Imagine them eating Poke-puffs. It doesn't feel weird at all. Because even though they are strong as fuck, they are still animals. They are like lions, elephants or bulls.

Now imagine yourself petting Blaziken, Lucario or this Tiny Tiger ripoff. Do you really feel comfortable treating these creatures like animals, even though they are clearly self-aware and think like humans? Don't you feel weird giving them Poke-puffs even though they have human-like minds and bodies? They can eat that stuff by themselves. They can even open the fridge or cook by themselves! You are treating them like people with Down's Syndrme. Imagine carrying these humanoid creatures in tiny balls or on a leash. It's fucking disgusting.

This shit belongs in Digimon, which is a better franchise by the way. Pokemon was supposed to be about animals with powers or strange creatures like Magnemite. There were weird things like Jynx from the beginning, but they were supposed to be unpopular and ugly. Stop turning nice starters into fucking HUMANS.

>>27604614
Pokeballs are supposed to simulate cages, such as bird cages, rabbit cages, etc. Keeping pets or dangerous animals in cages doesn't feel weird, but keeping humans in cages is creepy as hell.

Blaziken is like some sort of super hero. He's a chicken man. He's a fucking digimon. Why does he need to stay inside his Pokeball anyway? It's not like he's going to bite someone or cross the street and get killed by a car. He's like a human.

I seriously can't stand how Game Freak keeps pushing humanoid pokemon.

>>27602491
Delphox gave me a bit of hope, but now I believe future fire starters are doomed to be muscular man animals.

>>27604614
Blaziken's problem is its muddy, lost themes. You can kinda see the kung-fu influence but you'd never guess it was a chicken, hell you can barely tell it's a bird considering its feathers look so much like hair and it has no wings. Even its fire typing is largely lost, coming through only in its coloration, Seems like the designer just threw together a bunch of "cool" looking shapes that evoked a fighter and called it a day.

>>27604340
All jokes aside that suit has some nice craftmanship

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Was my favorite Pokemon as a kid. Still is one of my favorites.

>>27604870
It's very well done, but that music makes the whole thing hilarious.

I don't hate furries, I just find them ridiculous.

>>27604614
wew

>>27604892
I still think Dewgong should be Ice/Ghost. He looks like a typical blanket-ghost and I LOVE him for it.

I was actually disappointed when I realized he wasn't supposed to be seen as a ghost.

>>27604920

I really hope they get Alola variants. I would have one on my team in a heartbeat if I did.

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I just want to go diving with it and collect some heart scales in the Alola waters, maybe discover some underwater cave and find new Alolan Pokemon...if Entermaid is real

>>27604079
I love slurpuff

>>27601090
>pain to play against
>one ice move

>>27604079
Fucking love this puffball along with its pre evo. Belly drum + play rough is killer.

>>27599986
I love Goodra, it was the team MVP in my Y run, tanking all Special attacks and using the Hydration+Thunder/Rest/Dragon Pulse/Rain Dance combo.

>>27600276
They even had that one base dude that uses a Flygon as his ace
It was a pretty dick move to make him give you Garchompite instead

>>27600305
I agree, it's horrid how shitty this thing is.

Can't even learn tail glow or the TMs manaphy gets, and it's illegal to usein battle towers because "muh event needed," when the whole point is how it can be bred ad infinitum and given away.

When will this piece of shit ever get a mega or something to make it half-decent and not a shitty water-type glalie?

>>27599275
i fuckin hate that little shit, along with the other pieces of shit in its line. i hate food pokemon in general. whatever generation it is if it is a food pokemon i fuckin hate it.
i dont mind pokemon that can turn into food, aka tepig (omg bacon that can cook itself), but pokemon that are literal food? FUCK THAT.

>>27602207
Emboar is cute. CUTE!

>>27602491
Tigelist is the best Fire starter we've gotten. Fight me.

>>27603314
Cute.

>>27605581
Tigerlist will gladly fight you.

>>27602730
Definitely one of my favorites, even more so that he has protean

>>27605624
I'd spare with him.

>>27605700
Just be ready to get spit on or be slammed with a chair

>>27603535
This pisses me off every time.

Realistic pokemon should look like realistic pokemon, not different colors of vaguely similar animals.

>>27605548
It's a little snowy mountain dude.

>>27603535

How do you know she's not a pear shaped dinosaur?

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I've always loved him.

>>27599752
the legs make it look so fucking stupid though.

>>27606255
Nobody on /vp/ hates dunsparce, at most they pity him.

>>27606299
You look fucking stupid.

>>27606309
No I look okay.

The legs make him look like a flying baby.

>>27606322
I bet you look wonderfull.

The legs are alright, they look stumpy enough to support the thing, but not developed enough to seem like it walks a lot. I guess I just find them fitting and never cared too much about them.

and it better for them to be short and stumpy and not go the archeops route and look needless and weirdly placed.

>>27599752
The worst part is that half the people that use it don't really like it. They just use him because he's good.

I managed to make a really good team with Bayleef, Corsola, Furret, Misdreavus, Jumpluff and Maractus. Fucking Maractus. I have a great team full of shitmons because I like them and had to find a way to make them good.

How can people have fun using ugly ass pokemon that they don't really like? It's not like there's a prize for winning or anything.

>>27606369
I agree that they should not be longer.

>>27606389
I've loved gliscor since gen IV, only recently did I find out how amazing they are.

I feel this happens with most OU mons, I bet ferrothorn users are consisted of 20% ferrothorn fans at most, and so on with the rest of those pokemon

>>27606435
She's disgustingly underrated.

>>27606255

One of those few Pokémon I can never believe its typing, I always double and triple check it on Serebii.

>>27605188
>something has a weakness it must be easy to beat

>>27600232
not the poster you're responding to, but this strip definately changes the way I look at that pokemon

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>>27599275
I really like elgyem and beheeyem.
But people tend to forget the ayy lmao duo

>>27603197
this post....actually makes quite a bit of sense

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/vp/ likes to shit on Rampardos because of his stats.

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May be the only right answer was my pic

>>27606389
This applies to I'd say 75% of OU pokemon. You think most people really love the genies? Heatran? Amonguss? No, but they're effective, too effective not to see play.

>>27599540
MODS

>>27604614
>nobody liked the machop line
>nobody liked hitmonlee/chan
Face it, people like humanoid pokémon, including Mr. Mime and Jynx.

Nice b8 though.

>>27605431
>MVP of a Y run
That could have been literally any Pokemon. That's the thing about making it impossible to lose, your choices don't matter anymore.

>>27608204
>it's a cape
What the actual fuck. Do some people really see Chikorita as a male? HOW?

>>27608249
They like traps

>>27608249
I've seen people referring to Chikorita as a he countless times. They always say Chikorita is the worst starter because "he looks gay". Of course he looks gay, it's supposed to be a female!

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>>27599275
OP you're my nigga putting vanilicecreamz up there. Mine's Emboar.

>>27602534
>It's just a nose
It is. If I asked people who is the Nose pokemon, people would probably answer nosepass/probopass if they remember it, or they may answer stuff like Hypno.

>Mustache
It looks more like massive nose hair. Also a mustache can be cool/badass, or ugly, in probopass case.

>Funny design
Yeah, because "funny" is the first thing that pops into people's mind when they see it, and not "ugly", "wtf is that", or "nose".

>ugly is subjective
Ugly is not subjective, it has a bad proportion of face elements, which is objectively ugly. Taste is subjective, and for some reason you like it.

>comparing it to garchomp
Please. Garchomp design is supposed to look badass, it even has a badass motif, is strong as fuck, AND is Cynthia's Signature pokemon.

I don't hate Probopass or anything, but your excuses as to why Probopass is an underrated pokemon are not consistent. The fact that you brought up Garchomp as a comparison to probopass shows how much little you know about it.

>>27608249
>>27608327
>pushing human gender roles on animals

>>27608476
I used to despise emboar. But I've been coming around to its design, it's very neat and I like the design inspirations behind it.

>>27608500
Just googled nose pokemon, it returns images of nosepass and probopass. Also a phanpy.

I hate every Pokemon

>>27600622
He has a niche in OU of crushing stall and OHKOing M-Sableye. Jotaro panda is the best bear we have.

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Marine Vivillon is BEST Vivillon

Also Vivillon in general.
>97% accurate Sleep Powder
>Quiver Dance
>91% accurate STAB Hurricane
These all together just *barely* create a set of unique strengths (eat shit Butterfree).

>>27607666
This.

>>27608500
>If I asked people who is the Nose pokemon, people would probably answer nosepass/probopass
>If I asked people who is the pile of cum pokemon, people would probably answer Muk

> Muk is confirmed as cum

>>27608597
Ursaring is far too powerful to call Pangoro the best bear. STAB Facade from 130 base attack and either Quick Feet or Guts is just absurdly deadly, and in his wider movepool he has access to Close Combat and Play Rough which Pangoro misses out on.

Parting Shot is still my favourite Gen VI move though.

>>27602471
It is OBJECTIVELY the most terrifying pokemon in the entire series.

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It's not the coolest and is usually overlooked but I love my bottom-dwelling fish.

Props to Whiscash also.

>>27609060
If you want to make a team with cum theme, Muk is most probably going to be there.

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So many reasons for people to hate it.

The trio itself is disliked for being all Psy and the designs being so similar. But it's also the most disliked within the trio itself, due to having terribad stats etc.

It's design has grown on me and it's fun to use sometimes, due to people not knowing what to expect from it.

>>27609558
I like them for the mythological aspects.

>>27609265
This doesn't get any hate.

It gets overlooked, but that's not the same as hate.

>>27609265
It's fucking ugly and I hate it. What's with that body shape?

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It's a fucking Fire Mage Pokemon. That's what it looks like, and that's what makes it one of my favorites.

People just don't like it because it's not kawaii like Braixen. Delphox is classier anyway.

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>>27600683

>>27601948
>ice type tri attack
nigga what
>on what planet?

>>27601824
>she

>>27610126
I hate it because the in-game model looks like someone killed a Fennekin, impaled its head on a stick and covered the stick with a dress.

It's legit creepy, though. That's kind of cool.