If you don't post your deepest darkest secret in this thread,

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>>27583064
What kind of secret?

Like pokemon related or just secrets in general?

I unironically like Vanillish and other members in its line.

>>27583064
When I was in preschool, another boy had anal sex with me.

>>27583080
Pokemon related

>>27583064
Lucario is my favourite pokemon

>>27583064
I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

>>27583084
Elaborate please?

>>27583064
Flushed away is my favorite movie
By a long shot

Skitty is my favorite Pokemon. I always carry a Skitty in my party, but I don't use it to battle. I just like to pretend it's always by my side like Ash's Pikachu

>>27583086
I fap to Borisu

>>27583104
Rat Girl was cute as fuck so I don't blame you.

I've only played half the pokemon games I own

I fap to Lopunny, Gardevoir, All the eeveelutions, Sneasel, Braixen, and many others on a weekly basis

>>27583064
I fap to pokegirls A LOT, including besatiaity with the girls, but think if you fap to pokemon themselves you're cancer. Furries are irredeemable.
>>27583104
I seriously need an explanation on this.
>>27583129
Absolutely disgusting, his art is fucking garbage.

>>27583209
Fapping to furshit doesn't make you a furry. Just don't communicate with people that post on furaffinity or have fursuits.
t. Furfag in denial

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>>27583236
>fapping to furry doesn't make you a furry
Buddy....

>>27583064
I never played Gen2, don't intend to. I also thought SS was the least fun Pokémon main series game I played. At least for all its bad points, it had a few good ones.

I won my first Pokemon tournament with illegal Pokemon

>>27583269
Everyone at that tournament likely had hacked pokemon

I sucked my friends dick once. Not only did it fuck up our friendship, I still hate myself for it to this day.

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>>27583100
What's there to tell? Specifically, what's there to tell that I remember? We're talking over two decades ago.

He was over at my house. I don't remember how it came up or why we decided upon it, but we went up to my room, shut the door, barricaded it with a chair, and then took off our clothes. I lay face-down on the bed and he thrust away.

We weren't physically mature enough for him to actually maintain a proper erection, so he likely didn't actually penetrate. As I said, I can't really remember it that well any more, though I think I'd remember the pain of unlubricated anal sex.

Of course, we timed it horribly, and his mother came by to take him home. Our barricade failed easily when our parents tried to open the door, and we were caught in the act. We weren't allowed to spend time together after that.

I wouldn't see him again until years later at church camp, when we ended up in the same cabin. We avoided each other as much as possible and didn't speak. He ended up contracting pink eye somehow.

>>27583064
I browse /vp/

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I mean jerking it to Pokemon is pretty much my secret anon

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I prefer having feminine pokemon as male. I don't consider myself bisexual.
Before I go to sleep I like to imagine this one guy in a discord chat I frequent as a male Braixen. I then fall asleep spooning my pillow thinking of just holding him all night. I still don't consider myself bisexual, but I do fear my capabilities of being able to attract a girl to be my wife one day. Life is confusing, and hard.

I have fapped to Pokemon before and I feel vast amounts of shame every time and I think anyone that openly admits to it and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it should hang themselves.

>>27583336
This minus the vast amounts of shame. Eventually I got used to the shame, and it just became another thing to hide in the folder that nobody knows about, hopefully.

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>>27583064
my first pokemon fap

>>27583336
Also btw the same thing with furries. I hate how Zootopia has normalized this disgusting fetish in many people's eyes like there's nothing wrong with it. Just admit you want to fuck animals already, stop trying to pretend like it's a normal fetish.

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>>27583310
>>27583327
>>27583349

>>27583327
You're right you're not bisexual you're gay and don't want to admit it for yourself.

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>>27583362
>Fucking actual animals
Slow down there, friend. I just like the humanoid ones.
>Implying I'm implying Nidoran is humanoid

>>27583327
>Life is confusing, and hard.
It sounds like life isn't the thing that you're troubled about "being hard"

>>27583064
I fap to animu

I always choose the grass starters

I chose bulbasaur, because the box art didn't leak it's evo

I chose chikorita because it's a cute, CUTE!

I choose treecko because it looked cool

I chose turtwig because i like turtles

I chose snivy because it's smugleaf

I chose chespin because the other starters looked boring

And i'm planning on picking rowlet because the other starters look like shit

>>27583064
I always said that I hated gen 1 and 2, even saying that 2 is the worst one, and that I really loved gen 5 while in fact I absolutely LOVE gen 1 and especially 2. I think gen 2 is my favorite and even if really like all the new pokemons I absolutely hate gen 5 and I really dislike gen 3 and 6.

I feel bad but I really want to be that special snowflake. Working really hard on that.

I never caught them all, and never will.

>>27583493
nice knowing you.

>>27583493
MODS

>>27583507
>redditor doesn't know about ban evading
figures

>>27583064
I masturbated and came in front of my friend when they were sleeping. They still don't know I did that.

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>>27583493
Rip Anon

>>27583356
You're kidding right

My 10 year old sister molests me even though I'm 18. The only reason why I don't try to stop it is because she would say I did it to her and not the other way around. Sucks I was such an awkward kid, if I was a normal kid I might have been able to tell my mom and had have her believe me.

I pretended to be a gay dude on the Internet for a couple of years because yaoi xD

>>27583646
Just ram it in. She'll say you molested her regardless.

>>27583686
Yeah she's tried that but you can guess how that goes. She just makes me rub it between the lips.

>>27583064
I didn't catch them all I'm still missing some mythicals

>>27583064
I'm bisexual.

>>27583064
I started playing Pokemon in 2010
I haven't bought a single game
I emulated them all

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>>27583493

>>27583064
I was so frustrated that I went to a prostitute to lose my virginity

I started by fapping to pokemon, but thought it was "just another fetish". Now I'm a full blown zoo and already had my dick in an animal.

>>27583064
Pokemon have made me sexually confused, and has been the cause of most of my fetishes

I want to fuck Vulpix

>>27583881
But anon, which vulpix are you talking about

>>27583769
thinking of doing this. do you regret it?

>>27584033
Get Grindr or something instead. Won't cost you anything and you'll feel good for having someone crave your dick.

>>27583064
>pokemon related secrets
never caught them all, and am not planing to.
never played any game that came after hg/ss

>general secrets
im a pedophile
also have a transformation fetish
and monsterphile
also i once masturbated on a girl i was babysitting
when i fap, i do it like a girl, ie rub my crotch against some object (usually the cushion of my chair) rather than tking down my pants and using my hand

surely one of those is my deepest darkest. now please joe, don't delete the larvirtar line.

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>>27584068
hmu if yes

>>27584068
>the subtle way you called me a faggot
I like your style, anon.

>>27584104
No, I mean it. Was considering seeing a prostitute, but I was too broke. Downloaded grindr, got my dick sucked by millions of girly twinks, and actually having sex made me feel confident enough to go and speak to girls.

>>27584102
just desperate enough

>>27584078
Imma need a storytime on that babysitting experience

>>27584175
Prolly just him baby sitting then getting horny and then jerking it off on her. The best youll get is the descriptin of her.

>>27584175
sure dude? thats /b/ level story there. i can't believe im not banned yet as it is.

>>27584199
Yes please. 100% sure. please gib your age and hers

I want to go to Pokemon world after death

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>>27583612

>>27584246
good taste

>>27584169
Thanks man, I'll think about it. I'm bi actually so I don't care if it's a guy sucking my dick. The only thing I'm worried about is STDs.

Then just get your dick sucked or wear a condom. BAM, no STDs. Oh, and go for young guys. The younger they are, the least likely they are to to carry anything

I'm a career thief/pickpocket in Miami
But if you wanted Pokemon related
When I was 8 I went through a phase where I made up my own coldsteel OC who used a Team Rocket Raichu who killed Ash's Pikachu

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>>27584250
Good
It feels nice to hear I'm not alone with my autism

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I liked Digimon as much as Pokémon at some point

>>27584295
Dude, that's actually fucking cool. The pickpocket part, not the coldsteel part.

>>27583086
I believe gen 1 had the worst designed starters of the series

I have like 30+ pokemon plushes

>>27584218
i won't answer you, sorry
i suspect you might be her/febs and am afraid of the party van

if you want h stories, try someplace else

>>27584315
How is that shit cool. I hate them and I hate people like Anon for ruining my country

>>27583064
I fap to baras and gay furries.

Here, Blaziken is safe now.

>>27584315
Oh and here I thought someone recognized my artistic genius.
But being serious I try to remember that it's not a cool or noble thing like a "shoplifting makes me Robin Hood XD"

>>27584319
>being retarded
>also being a weeb

Jesus, just kill yourself

>>27584348
if you are talking
>>27584237
that time it wasn't me, first time i even heard of such a thread.
also, evading bans is not that hard. and my dick didn't went close to her mouth.

>>27584355
they're all fat and ugly to me, sue me

>>27584340
I know its not noble or anything but damn that shit takes some serious skills. I respect the guys who can pull it off without ever being violent. That's the cool part, being skilled enough to consistently succeed. It's like an art, or a sport.

I tried it but I'm just bad. I can crack a lock pretty quickly though...

I don't use any pokemon I can't fap to This is not as limiting as you might think

i already dreamed I was violently raping a Pichu to the verge of death. I fap to that dream pretty often.

>>27584388
gliscor yes, it is in part because of that

Haha, go ahead and try to delete Pikachu, I fucking dare you.

>>27583064
I wear the girl's school uniform to my school even though I'm physically a boy.

>>27584403
>implying pikachu was the original pokemon mascot
you don't want to know what happened to the first one, but thats ok since you will never know either. there are powerfull forces at work.

>>27584409
ha

>>27584413
The original mascot just got neglected for a whie before becoming a cool fairy, what are you talking about

>>27584413
It's been 7 generations and various movies, deleting Pikachu would be a BIG MISTAKE.

>>27583064
I'm in love with my male best friend and got rejected yesterday by him because he doesn't think that anything beyond friendship would be safe for us because of how he's incapable of keeping compromises (and not because he doesn't love me back)

I hate you, OP. You made me cry like a girl again for reminding me this. Now keep Whimsicott.

>>27584419
>>27584420
>being this naive
oh anons... there is a reason why you never heard of windows 9.

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>>27584402
>Not liking the cutie bat scorpion
You're the one with plebian taste

>>27584435
Someone didn't tell their darkest secret so it got deleto?

>>27584413
>>27584417
Well, I had to reveal it.
The teachers and staff know of course, I also told my best friend and she was fine with it. I trust and love her a lot.

>>27584491
post pics of you in it as proof

I've been emulating Pokemon games from Gold and Silver up to BW2.

The only real game I had was Yellow in GB and never finished it because of the slow speed.

I'm a pedophile AND a zoophile and I don't even feel bad about it. However I HATE furries with a burning pasion and I think they deserve to be abused. I legit think furries are worse than pedos.

>>27584515
>I'm a zoophile and pedo
>I think furries are worse than pedos
...this has got to be one of the dumbest and most surprising things I've read ITT.

>>27584409
>>27584491
which anime is that?

>>27584531
Not a pedo and I also think furries are worse than pedos.

>>27584535
Anything with a cute trap

>>27584542
I don't understand that thought process. I find furries repulsive, but the concept is way less awfull than pedos. Wanting to fuck a kid is worse than wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic animal in every way I can think of.

I never owned a pokemon game.
Almost all of them i played with emulators.
Execpt for ORAS that my cousin lended to me. He had both versions

>>27583390
I've seen a few of these gifs, and I always get the feel that they're done by an annoying soecialsnowflake fat girl.

BTW that tail is somehow very phallic to me.

>>27583646 Same fag as this one
>>27584515 I also hate furries, and since my sister incident I have had pedophilic thoughts. Although I'm not a furry.

>>27584555
It's normal for underage to fuck each other, but suddenly through in someone over the age of 18 depending on the country then its all icky and gross.
You can't defend someone training a dog to fug them

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>>27584550
what, ANYTHING?

>>27584571
>Sister with pedo thoughts
n- nice is sh- she c- cute??

>>27584576
But furries aren't the same as zoophiles, right? And I generally asociated the really disgusting pedophiles with the word, something like a 25 year-old going after a 13 year old

the best Pokemon game will be a breeding pokemon game, and you will be the one who will fertilize all those pokemons, you can choose indoor or outdoor, indor will be a bondage dungeon

>>27584555
I was already mature enough to give meaningful consent at 12 and I'm 100% sure I was not the only one. And I already sexual thoughts at like 10.

>>27584580
I'd post post pics but I'm not very fond of her. I guess she's kinda cute. She tries to be mini slut, short shorts, tight shorts, revealing clothes that try to get me in the "mood", shes a bit on the heavier side for a 10 year old but not FAT, she has glasses and freckles with brown hair. If I had to use an anime term to describe her, it would Tsundere.

>>27584614
Get her cute clothes and hug her

My favourite Johto starter is Meganium

Unova is Emboar

I think all the Kalos starters are ugly shit especially chestnaught.

Im not a furry, but one time I had a wank to a lopunny gif.

I kinda get the sexual appeal of Braixen.

After getting tired of pokemon go at lv 18, everything gen1 makes me depressed.

I think Korinna is a horrible character and only good for the porn.

I think fapping to Cynthia is boring.

I love the new alolan forms
And Drampa.

I'm 24 and Johto is more nostalgic to me than Kanto.

I'm legitimately scared that gf will reach a point where everything has to be either dragon or fairy.

I'm tired of evil teams.

I'm really disappointed that there's no gyms in Alola.

I samefag quite a lot.

>>27584571
You need to fug her

>>27583285
Oh... :(

>>27584629
>Give her a hug
That's actually what started the whole mess

>>27583279
Why?

>>27584668
yeah, than that means that thats what she wants from you. give her lots of love and help her have some self-respect.

>>27584682
yeah, in this instance a hug is not what a hug is, it was the word she used to...uh basically dry hump me and rub herself on me. Also now a days she will hope on me facing towards me and push herself on me and lock her legs around me. So any contact between us is not in my best interest.

>>27584668
Now get her dressed up into cute stuff!

I have yet to not enjoy something in a main series pokemon game and I've been playing since gen 1

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>>27584714
Contact between you two is definitely in your best interest :3c

>>27584716 She's 10, and I dont really want to do stuff with her so asking her to dress in cute stuff might be weird.
>>27584733 I don't really want to do stuff with her, my mother might already know stuff is going on and I don't want her to have definitive evidence. But if does know, she might not care. I've already came on her uh slit because of her wanting me to do stuff with her.

>>27583772
Which animal?

>>27584752
U-umm. if its consensual love she can do it later for now she can be in cute clothes and be cute for nii~nii

>>27583064
Wrong. My favourite Pokemon is Gengar and it's Sugimori's favourite as well. They'd never removed his favourite

>>27584765
Lets see, shes 10 and im 18, when shes at least 15/16 maybe 14 and she still wants to do stuff I'd be 22/23/24 so I guess I might do it then but at 10 she just doesnt know what were doin, at least I hope. I hope she just likes how it feels.

>>27584752
whats weird n 10yo dressing cutely?

>>27583362
T. Someone who hates himself for his fetish and is angry nobody else cares anymore

>>27584795
Just start doing it now so that when she reaches that age, you will be in the back of her head. If you take action too late, she'll grow out of it or get used to pushing the thought away. Small things for now, penetration at 12 maybe. It's not that you should decline, it's just all about pacing.

>>27584811
Like I said, if i outright ask her to dress cutely she might take it as an ok to come on to me.

>>27584752
>I've already came on her uh slit
What?

I cheated in a nuzlocke.

I still regularly mistake Torkoal for /rock

>>27584668
How DID it start?

>>27584859
Have you been paying attention, if I dont do as she says she will just say I molested her, so as long as I do as she wants I'll be more safe then not doing as she says.

My first sexual experience was with a female cousin whom I was very attracted to because she was very slim yet had very large tits...

>>27584555
See, Furries don't nessicarly want to fuck anthropomorphic animals. It just means that they like Anthropomorphic art.

i cant play nuzlockes because i grow too attached to my pokemon.

>>27584840
Just ask if she would like something or just deal with her being infatuated with you for giving her some cute clothes
>>27584899
>If I don't do it she'll say I molested her
I really hope she doesn't do stuff like this to you, that's just mean. Unless you like to be softly dominated by little girls than I guess its o-okay..

>>27584983
Shes all Tsundere, she acts like I'm shit until she wants something, she has said she'll tell our mother if I dont do stuff, and because of this I've gotten a soft pedo fetish, 13-18 year olds are my shit now. But hey what can I do?

No matter how shitty the starters might get, I always and will always pick the water starters

>>27584999
thats not dere, thats still full on tsun.
be playful with her. do what she says but don't let her feel superior.

>>27584999
I still think you should dress her up, even cute her some cute comfy pajamas to hug her to sleep while she wears cute soft animal theme pajamas, nothing weird about it, I swear. If you really don't want to do what she says you could also test her or do something so that she can't lie about something to get you in trouble.

I stole a lot of Pokemon cards, stopped after I bought my first booster pack. It's a HGSS one.
I sucked a guy's dick twice when I was 13.
Yes, it's Pokemon related.

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>>27585030
The worst part is this all started when she was about 6 maybe almost 7, so I was 14 maybe almost 15. And over the years, Ive actually learned to enjoy myself while also hating it. I guess as long as my little sister is happy I wont complain.

I fucked a friend's mom.

Pls don't delete Golem.

Has anybody else ever been followed home and assaulted by a family member after a major disagreement and several days worth of guilt tripping?

>>27585073
>As long as my little sister is happy I won't complain.
At least you're thinking of her happiness :3c

>>27584982

Hey, me too. I'm glad someone shares my autism. I completed a nuzlocke run only once and I still remember it clearly...

>>27585079
>still

>>27585091
I think it might have to do with my mom having 3 different husbands since her own father, and she just wants male attention, and being her big brother, it seems normal. I wont say it hasnt crossed my mind that she has tried it on her own dad, she had to learn about that stuff at 7 years old before she did it with me.

I was a KID when this movie came out>>27583104

Saw it and liked it. That was also around the time i started playing. Emerald in fact, again as a KID. Was also a KID during gen 4

>>27585073
thats fucked up, she obviously doesn't care about you enough.

try coming on to her from time to time, untill she gets used to it. after awhile stop coming on to her. she how that affect your relationship.

My first fap was to the Scooby Doo fart scene.

>>27583209
I fap to hot and delicious af vore that includes pokegirls and occasionally gardevoir almost daily

>>27585135
But like I said, this might have been her reasoning during her first few times, she might have gotten feelings for me. The most fucked up part is she tries to set me up with friends. She tried to set me up her cousin and sometimes when I go to moms house to see her, she will invite her friends over and come on to me and try to get her friends to catch us and then convince them to try it out.

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>>27583285
Bet you were expecting tons of (You)s giving you shocked anime faces

Pokémon and furries helped me realize I'm gay

>>27584999
>What can I do?
Read Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

>>27585173
>her cousin
>her
isn't her cousin your cousin as well?

>>27585173
That sounds like heaven. You shouldn't complain. Jesus Christ anon you could have a loli gangbang.

>>27583442
>I chose bulbasaur, because the box art didn't leak it's evo
Kek

>>27585193 I have my book list filled lol
>>27585194 She's my half sister, different dads so her side is the rich family while my side isnt.
>>27585210 Yeah, dont think the friends would do that, even if they would I wouldn't take that chance.

>>27583064
I kissed a girl
And I liked it

>>27585194
His mom had 3 husbands.

My cousin and I used to fuck all the time when we were 12-14. We saw each other for the first time in about 10 years earlier this year and of course, we did the deed again.

>>27585226
katy perry please go

I think incest is cute.

>>27584078
>when i fap, i do it like a girl, ie rub my crotch against some object (usually the cushion of my chair)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Have you ever looked in a mirror and found out you're fucking me!?!??

Please delete the favorite pokemon of all these fucking degenerates

>>27585287
No, they said their secrets ;_;

>>27585287
oh shit, i guess charizard is gonna get deleted.
because you didnt share your secret.

When i started playing i wished to be part of the world so much that i put my fucking self in it. My starter wasn't my buddy, it was me. I named Mudkip after myself and it is still my fav, but only because he's literally me. Mudkips, that includes yours isn't "your" pokemon, it's me. I'm a pokemon, and being mudkip is my power

I started playing Pokemon as far back as gen 1 but now I think that R/B/Y are boring. Gen 5 is even worse though.

>>27584647
>lopunny gif.
Source?

Gen 1 is my favorite generation. It probably always will be.

Gen 2 is second.

I like all generations. That said, gens 1 and 2 are my favorites.

P-please don't kill me

>>27583064
I think XY was one of the best pokemon game ever made.

Don't forget to give her the daily reminder that you love her with a hug and kissu!

>>27585331
Hope you like it in your box.

I hired a stripper to cosplay Misty and dominate me when I turned 18. It was fantastic and I have done it a couple of times since then. I woke up with a ha beast that was cosplaying Jesse at a con once. Gladly I was pretty messed up so the only thing I remember is waking up.

I learned to play piano so I could play piano renditions of game music from series like Pokemon, Zelda, Sonic, etc.

i have never bothered to level up anything up to 100

I've never played GS. I've played every other gen including the remakes but my battery was dead so I couldn't save and I never played it

My deepest secret is that i am jew

>>27584587
No, furries (most of them anyway) just like fake humans with a tail/some fur or similar. They at least are attracted to something with human intelligence. Zoophilia is straight up being attracted to real animals. Calling a furry a zoophile is like calling someone who likes girls in their early 20's a pedophile.

>>27584409
are you crossdressing or...?

when we got into high school everybody received a sweater they had to wear on special occasion. The problem is a lot can change between 8th and the 12th grade, I had a growth spurt and transformed from a 160cm 55kg boy into a 185cm 75kg man and my sweater barely fit me anymore. At the same time one of my classmates started out chubby and became thin, so we decided to trade sweaters so I don't have a gayboy over-the-bellybutton shirt and she didn't have to wear a potato sack. Technically, I was wearing a woman's sweater on my graduation no homo tho

>>27585226
Enjoy your cooties

>>27583064
I don't hate a single pokemon. I love them all.

>>27583064
My dad isn't Nintendo so all the things i 'leaked' aren't true, i'm sorry i lied to you guys.

>>27583064
I lick birds

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>>27583064
I prefer Digimon, Monster Rancher, Medabots, pretty much every monster game over Pokemon. But the only reason I enjoy Pokemon is because the games have a consistent battle system.

The anime is annoyingly sterile episodic garbage. Anyone who thinks Ash is going to win the league is delusional.

I haven't played a vanilla game of Pokemon since Diamond. I didn't even play HGSS or Platinum vanilla. The games are pants-shittingly easy and only the most impractical and unentertaining self-imposed challenges can make them any harder. I have to play difficulty hacks, randomizers, or use a team of assorted mystery eggs to get any enjoyment out of the games.

Sinnoh was the best region but it was ruined by awful gym placement.
Unova was my least favorite region but I still think Black 2 and White 2 were the best mainline games.
Pokemon Colosseum and Gale of Darkness were only good because they played like a mainline game but didn't focus on getting badges.

If Pokemon Sun & Moon doesn't have gyms, it will be the best thing to happen to the series.

If each new gen had as few as 50 new Pokemon, I would be totally fine with that. I'd rather Game Freak focus on creating variants of oldmons and buffing shitmons than making 100 new mons that serve no purpose other than to render oldmons obsolete.

The leaked evos are fine. But if Litten becomes Fire/Fighting, then I'm downloading the ROM.

When people call any aspect of Pokemon "edgy", I dismiss their opinion immediately. By default I assume that anyone who hates Digimon, Yokai Watch, etc hates it solely because it isn't Pokemon.

>>27583064
When my brother forget clothes in the bathroom, I wear them and act like if I was a boy

>>27586112
Pics or didnt happen

>>27586139
Oh no, anon not believing me ! I feel so sad I'm going to send him a picture of me with my secret fetish even my family don't know about to please him !
Fuck off

>>27586167
>dressing like a boy is your secret fetish
Do you live in the bible belt or something? Most girls dress like boys now.

>>27586167
I mean I was just meming, no need to go off like that.

>>27586112
This but the other way around
I used to wear my cousin's clothes

>>27586194
I'm muslim

>>27586194
Dressing like your brother is a bit odd even given that.

Nu-males dress kind of girly these days, but stealing their sisters' clothes to dress up would be pretty weird.

>>27586270
Then stop and move far away ASAP

I'm dating someone at the moment and I really really like them but there have been tons of red flags showing this relationship won't last until marriage but we're probably both just too co-dependent at this point to end it.

Also I started dating her when she was 15 and I was like 17. She's 18 now at least, but I can't help but feel there was a power complex involved.

And I'm probably more sexually attracted to my eldest sister than I care to admit.

>>27586270
>being a white Muslim

Please kill yourself

>>27586328
I'm not white, whites can't be muslims are you dumb ?

>>27586321
cuddle with your sister and marry her instead

I like porn with pokemon in it. I'm not even really attracted to furry art, just Pokemon stuff.

Nobody I know knows or would expect it. As far as they know, Pokemon is just some game I get interested in when new games come out.

Don't remove Porygon-Z pls

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>be me
>attracted to literally all the villain team bosses even Ghetsis
>fantasize about being their bitch and serving them daily
>realize I am a huge masochist with a thing for authoritative men and like being abused and dominated
>ashamed because I am literally the stereotype of girls who like fuckbois who beat them
>I will probably end up in an abusive relationship

>>27583104

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>27586565
please be in london

I've been fapping to characters and pokemon alike (Most certainly not every pokemon) for 6 years now.

I prefer the pokegirls to be honest, although a nice Gardevoir, or Lopunny can sometimes be just as good.

21yr old virgin. I'm definitely not antisocial or a weeb. Just spend too much time smoking weed all day, which is practically legal here, so i almost never go out, except when i got my classes.

Also... I probably have to get circumcised since my foreskin is too narrow, my glans can only be seen for 50% or something during erection. Haven't told anyone yet.

Hope to ever find a gf that likes Pokemon.

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>>27585268

>>27587177
You should start smoking weed with people from you classes, I do this with friend and we get weed for cheaper and we probably all got laid the ones with the others (no lesbian or gay thing) so it could work for you

>>27587177
If you're happy, why bother? The opinions of similar people on the internet?

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Years ago I used to masturbate in public places to yearbook photos. The portapotty near the football field was a common one. More recently, almost fapped to a lewd Sylveon pic once. Came so close to becoming a furfag. Ive grown out of most of my oddities, but high school was a pretty fucking autistic time for me.

>>27587218
Oh, I already do from time to time. I also got a great group of friends the chill with me so thats great. We also go to clubs sometime but i'm not a guy for one night stands, i'd like to talk someone to get to her.

>>27587275
I'm happy, but I've being doing this for a couple of years. I'd just like to be a boyfriend, it's something i think i'm really good at. Never been in a (serious) relationship but it's just something that i've always wanted, and still don't have. In the end, we will just have to see what crosses our paths

>>27583064
Buy 1 Heliolisk Dakimakura D:

>>27586565
If you can tell the difference between a fantasy and actual abuse then you have nothing to worry about, anon. Sounds like you need to find a good BDSM partner, that's all.

>>27587353
I wish you luck, I know how to find someone can be hard ! Take care of yourself and get circumsized you it's needed (my bf is and told me it wasn't painful so don't hesitate if you think it's needed)

>>27587353
>gay
Downvoted.

>>27584614
No hate on you anon but she's gonna be fucked up as an adult. Jesus.

>>27584614
Don't post pic, if it's just a phase she'll hate you until you die

>>27584839
You're so fucking weird and manipulative dude, kill yourself.

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>>27583285
>He ended up contracting pink eye somehow.

I commission art of the woman in my OTP getting fucked by monsters.

>>27583064

I think about my cousin and his big bulge almost everytime i masturbate

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some of my favorite pokemon are zoroark, mandibuzz, hydreigon, mightyena, and krookodile

>>27587463
>Homophobic
Downvoted.

>>27587998

Go to bed carlos, that wasn't even a fucking pun.

>>27583064
I love Pokemon porn.

Sorry I don't have an interesting secret.

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>>27585148

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I put firecrackers at a snail when I was a kid.

My secret is that pokemon got me into being both a barafag and a furry.
Now please leave Chesnaught and Nidoking alone.

I got fucked by and sucked off my cousin everytime we saw eachother from 12 to 17 yo.

Now he's a "church guy" with a church girlfriend and everyone thinks he's this straight macho guy, kek

You are safe, Pearlio

I used to catch the box legendaries with a master ball.

>>27586351
>whites can't be muslim are you dumb?
That's like saying Asians can't convert into Christianity. Are You dumb?
you should still kill yourself tho

>>27586321
I've been in that sort of relationship myself, and my best advice is to just end it now before one of you cheat on the other. Believe me, it's inevitable at this point.

I've been crossdressing since I was 8 years old. I love being dressed as a woman and I want to have sex with men so badly. Black cock is my god and I need to serve it.

>>27583442
Also me

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>>27583064
I lowkey have a crush on N

>deleting Charizard
yeah, if he wants to shoot himself in a foot as well, why not.

As expected, this series was a great way to shunt me down the slippery slope of degeneracy.

Oh well.

>>27588334
Christianity isn't like islam, people are born muslim and are muslim, if you become muslim you aren't a real one just someone who want to be muslim and want to look like one
I've been told this my whole life so it could seem pretty dumb for nonmuslim but I can't tell what so dumb about it
And why would I have to kill myself ? Because I'm a girl or because I'm muslim ?

>>27588108

That's what serial killers do

I could never finish BW2. It got too boring for me.

I roleplay as pokemon with other people unironically and enjoy it
I want Solgaleo to be my daddy
I think Leafeon is the best Eeveelution
I want Bui to RP with me

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When I was in my last year of junior high I was bullied like mad, and eventually made friends with two other kids.
One of those kids was even lower on the social totem pole than I was, about thirty pounds heavier and with so much acne you could barely see his face, deplorable stench, etcetera. The other kid was pretty normal. They had been friends since childhood.
Over the course of that year I systematically drove a wedge between the two until the more normal one didn't mind it if I openly mocked the other one right in front of his face, and the overweight one was too much of a milquetoast to defend himself.
His grades were apparently suffering pretty bad after a point. Eventually the gulf between him and me and his former best friend was so insurmountable that he finally drifted away and avoided us entirely.
After Junior High I never even spoke with either of them again, so I basically obliterated a childhood friendship for no other reason than that I wanted to feel powerful.

>>27585183
Not really, I just didn't want Joe Gamefreak to kill Delphox.

>>27584375
Doesn't make it any less shitty. The people being robbed could be on their way to buy bread for their fucking kids on their shitty paycheck. That stuff isn't worth fucking up other people's lives. If your life is fucked, deal wigh it and try to build yourself up. Don't be a shitty person

>>27588664
>this is probably not true

on the other hand if it is you should probably kill yourself for being a bitch

I want to fuck Sylveon

>>27588690
Well, the pickpocket could be only robbing people that look well off, but that really comes down to where in Miami he operates.

>>27584424

I'm so sorry anon. Is this like Autist romance or like actual normal people romance?

>>27583064
I have a huge collection of poke girl porn. Not a great secret but whatever.

>>27588895
You can look well off and still be poor anon. My mother got a super expensive purse as a gift and walking around with that she looks pretty well off. Meanwhile she can barely afford to pay her rent

>>27588895
If you're in Miami you're a rich tourist asshole or criminal

>>27588935
That's a fair point anon.

>>27588937
Eh, I know precious little about the place outside of some of the stuff my friend tells me who's a marketing manager for a porn company out there - so that kinda colors my perception of the place.

>>27583064
I don't like Poppliomaid because I don't find it fappable

>>27588457
brother

>Pokemon related
I absolutely adore Hilda and consider her my waifu, but I fap to May more often.

>non-Pokemon related
I let people assume I'm a virgin, because I find it less shameful than having had a one-night stand with a black girl where I couldn't even cum.

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I unironically imagine fucking PokeGirls with my dick despite being a girl that has no dick

I'm really lonely and just want friends to talk about Pokemon with.

I really enjoyed X and Y

I think short haired Serena is best Serena

I wish there was more cuck porn for Pokemon

I'm loving every single thing that is coming out of Sun and Moon

I hope Popmaid is real

I loved Ballio

>>27588937
Crimanon here
I do my best to scout out targets that have a lot of cash on hand usually around the beaches since I don't have the technical know how to avoid getting caught using a stolen credit card
I also work at a bar so I don't get taxed on tips and to explain away any extra cash as just a good day
I drop off any extra items at a pawnshop a little upstate about a month after I get them
I've been doing this for 2 years and I've never even gotten close to getting caught

>>27589126
I also have a horrible masturbation problem

>>27589126
>I'm really lonely and just want friends to talk about Pokemon with.
>tfw have online friends but none of them play Pokemon anymore
FUCKING SUFFERING.

I prefer yokai watch.

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I still don't know all the type advantages after playing for 6 generations.
I only recently discovered electric doesn't resist water and I have no fucking idea how double typing works.
meanwhile I breed and minimax my pokemons iv and evs

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When I was around 13 years old I used to have sexual fantasies in which I seduced and fucked the Super Nerds from Pokémon Stadium in an empty classroom; I had similar fantasies while playing FireRed and would always use the Vs. Seeker to battle trainers of this class again and again for that reason

I've fapped to Nezumi's art on multiple occasions.

>>27589285
I love them both for different reasons, I can't choose one because each of them are special to me

>>27583064
I love fatties

>>27587463
Reread the post.

>>27583064
I used to have a crush on gardevoir when i was like 9

>>27587188
I also want to cuddle with Latios' sister

>>27588845
Me too

i think gen 2 and gen 6 are tied for worst

I get way too emotional about my Pokemon, especially those used in Nuzlocke challenges and fantasize about having a sexual relationship with a male audino I caught during a Nuzlocke (I am male). I like to listen to the song "Everytime we touch" while doing so.
Now pls dont delete Audino from game.

>>27583064
Too late they already made Scizor in gen 2 then gave it bullet punch and made stealth rock
RIP Scyther

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I prefer simplified and "toy" pokemon.

>>27588457
>>27589039
N made me realize I wasn't straight

>>27584033
Nope. Went to a qt who was really cool about it. Also was good getting it out of my system, a lot less awkward around girls now

I always wanted to play as the girl in pokemon and be a girl irl but because of childhood shit I never did

I moan when jacking off

>>27583086
I guess I'm embarrassed of pokemon in general, even though I don't really play it. I guess I shouldn't be.

>>27588904
normal people romance

he is also going to live in another city for professional reasons in two months, I wish I could die right now

>>27591162
You should be more embarrassed about your Alomomola gaffe last week

I'm 26 and have no friends. My BPD causes me to act autistically and get overattached to people before abandoning them out of fear that they don't really like me or want me around.

Currently I only feel comfortable associating anonymously, like on here. I wish I could make friends normally but I have no concept of normal social skills. I also live in a shitty, chavvy area where most young people are yobbos and there's literally nothing to do.

Deep down I just want one or two real-life genuine friends the same age as me who still love Pokemon as much as I do.

i've killed before

more than once

I've never caught them all. I almost did on DPP but I was missing some event legendaries and I never went back to it. Also I was too lazy to transfer my Pokémon from GBA cartridges. Now they're just too many. Maybe in SM.

inb4 ban

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>>27583064
I have a folder with over 690 pictures of the SM female protagonist.

I don't know why, but I just kept on collecting picture after picture and now I have this mass hoard of images.

And yes, the folder does have a fuckton of porn in it, ranging from low quality to very high quality. I even have tf porn of her turning into a Politoed while being fucked by a Seismitoad

Please spare Staraptor Joe Gamefreak.

>>27591125
m-me too, anon

i still want to

fuck

>>27583442
This tbqh. I've never not chosen the grass starter

>>27591413
Explain anon. Are you in the army or is it much more sinister?

>>27591523
he's actually only stepped on a few ants

>>27583064
When I was 5, my mom had me stay at her friend's house when she was away at work, and her son in highschool would touch me. Still afraid to tell anyone the truth about what happened 15 years ago.

>>27591523
sinister.
but not really
caught girl cheating
was a rough night

>>27583064
I fap to humanoid furry pokes.
And the non furry humanoid ones.

>>27585055
tell us more

I'm afraid of being successful, because it means there's pressure to be even better and I don't think I could do it. I hate letting everyone down but part of me knows it'll be easier than doing better and then crashing
I also have a huge feminization fetish, mostly because I only had sisters and when I was little I was used to being bossed around. I get a lot of pleasure from being a sissy bitch but I'm naturally hairy so I can't shave and I can't commit to the lifestyle because my family would disown me

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cute pokemon > cool pokemon and im a guy

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When Hilda porn was on the rise was when I started loving ass

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>>27583064
I'm genning my pokemon IV, because i really have no patience to breed 24/7.

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>>27591242

Lol, I ask because you know we're on 4chan. If you love him chase him. If what u feel for him is love go for it. Make it work in two months. When he's gone, he's gone forever. I have the same scenario. She's leaving in 3 weeks, I have to tell her I love her before she leaves forever. :)

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>>27583064
I sometimes use conditioner before shampoo

>>27589193

How does a woman have a masturbation problem? Do you just flick your bean all day?

>>27583064
I'm gay

>>27591446
post mega link

>>27592187

What the FUCK, Anon?

That defeats the entire fucking purpose of conditioner you god damn fucking idiot.

I'm actually fucking livid, why would you waste your money like that?

>>27592188
Pretty much. Like twice a day.

>>27592187
tell me what happens

>>27592342

Oh can I see? :)

>>27592342
As a girl I also had this problem, but I recently got stitches down there and haven't done so in 3+ weeks. It's been torture.

>>27592342

Similar boat as you. I can go weeks without masturbating, but sometimes I get a day off and masturbate at least 15 times that day and stay in my room.

Masturbating is nice.

>>27591141
Sexy

I discovered that my sister watches pokephilia porn and i spy her Internet hystory since then.

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>>27592341
Sometimes im just too lazy to check the bottle im picking up and dump that shit straight into my head until i realize what i've just done...
>>27592352
Im on the FBI watchlist thanks to that

I put a screw in the tuna

>>27583064
i fucked OPs mum...sorry

>>27592455
How old is your sister?

>>27592877
13

>>27592352
your hair falls off

Okay, welcome to hell.

When I was 16, I LIVED on /vp/ I came on /vp/ and /b/ and sometime in September BAWWed for several days, skipping school and fapping to pokeporn nonstop, especially stuff of Latios getting dommed by baramon. Parents caught me, took away the internet.

Then I tried to kill myself through taking a bunch of sleeping pills and laxatives. I made my attempt on 9/11 as a sick joke and left a note to my parents saying that I would go to the world of pokemon after I died.

Needless to say, I survived and was pretty much permabanned from 4chan by my parents until I moved out a couple years ago. They didn't completely disown me, but I know they feel so differently about who I am that they'll never see me the same way again. Before I moved out, I got psychiatric treatment and have been alot better since then, but still really lonely and depressed though. Now I'm living away and still fapping to lots of dom pokemons regularly, fantasizing about being a bottom bitch while wondering what day I'll finally decide to die. Way too scared to go and meet with people in real life and stay shut in most of the time.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Please spare Absol. Anything but Absol.

>>27592333
I don't wanna risk getting b&