why haven't you bent over for you daddy today

shit i meant your*

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>Like El Tigre evolution.
>Have to put up with being associated with cancerous furfags.

>>27559702
i already did ;))))))))

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How do you know that's not a very muscular female?

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>>27559729
yeah but edgy pyro 12 year olds are okay.

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>>27559729
>starting to like siren sea lion
>Have to accept it's gonna be gardevoir/braixen tier in terms of lewd fans.

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i don't understand why it went bipedal
everything was pointing towards this being the one to break the mold

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>>27559745
>sthepano galactico

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>>27559702
Sorry, someone else is my daddy

>>27560396
oh for fucks sake

>>27560437
>being this late

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>>27560437

>>27559773
>everything was pointing towards this being the one to break the mold
Not really...

>>27559768
>be reptilefag
>be glad my favorites aren't associated with those people
>heliolisk porn spam happens
>heliolisk is one of my all-time favorites
>why.jpg

I'm honestly really depressed that litten turns into this bara homosexual

I'm seriously on the verge of crying, I really wanted to use him as my starter and see him evolve into a big quadrupedal cat bro

I even named my new cat after litten

>>27562490
you started strong, but it became way too obvious

4/10 mediocre at best

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>>27562490
bruh

>>27562490
It's time to accept it anon.

>>27559702
my body is ready to breed this shiny bastard

>>27559768
>like pokephile shit
>have zero sexual attraction to any of the typical suspects, whether I like them normally or not
>that includes seal siren who I loved the design of on first sight

Life's weird.

>>27562490
>Verge of crying
I-I, aww there there.

>>27562490
>quadrupedal
delusional from the word go

>>27562477
I thought that scale shit is one of the biggest fetishes in the furry fandom?

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>saw chinese leaks
>"what a gorgeous litten evo, too bad we'll get some quadrupedal shit"
>mfw they are true

Why does /vp/ sperg so much over the idea that someone, somewhere in the world might possibly masturbate to a pokemon they like and that makes them just as bad by association?

Do they not realize that by these standards the only pokes they can ever like are shit like Magnemite or Binacle?

>>27562563
no clue, but I only ever saw it with mammals in the pokemon community until now. I didn't even know scalies were a thing until I went to /trash/ for the first time.

>>27559702
Looks like SHIT. Pretty sure they took inspiration from Kung Fu Panda for this one.

>>27562580
There are people who get off to those too.

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What takes to be a Pokémon designer:
1- Watch shitty cartoon movies
2- that's all

>>27562580
because you learn to associate the pokemon with annoyance or disgust.

For example, I liked gardevoir and eeveelutions as a kid, but now the sight of them is permanently associated with obnoxiousness. It isn't really a choice, it just makes you tired of the pokemon.

>>27562614
and by "you learn" I mean that your brain automatically does it

>>27562580
I bet someone has masturbated to magnemite

>>27562627
Sounds like your own personal autistic problem desu

>>27562580
1. pokemon are supposed to be bros, not fap material
2. there are degrees. the more masturbated to a pokemon is, the more there must be something about their design prompting this. that is bad design
3. by using one of these pokemon, you are indirectly prompting the furries that love it
4. the more people like pokemon because they masturbate to them, the more likely it is that gamefreak will actually knowingly cater to these people (even though this is unlikely to begin with)

>>27562614
>>27562627
This.
Eeveelutions, Gardevoir, Lucario, etc I couldn't like even if I tried to anymore, because of the associations they subconsciously give.

This also applies to almost any humanoid or overtly cute new pokemon as well, before the furries/autists even get to drool all over them.

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>>27562650
>by using one of these pokemon, you are indirectly prompting the furries that love it

holy shit am I glad I don't have whatever brain problems you have

>>27562477
I reccomend suicide for being a lizardliker.

>>27562650
>pokemon are supposed to be bros, not fap material
Say this to Machamp, Blaziken, Lucario, Casftorm, Magmar, Garchomp and Slurpuff

>>27562668
this too

how am I supposed to like a pokemon when I know there are thousands of people out there masturbating furiously to it, and spamming images on /vp/?

I would like to use gardevior just because it's a somewhat unique pokemon but it becomes impossible because of the disgust it elicits

plus people might think I'm a furry myself

by using pokemon that are not furry bait, I can promote the non-furry playstyle

>>27562668
>>27562614
there are sick fucks out there who sexualize children

are you incapable of being around children without thinking of those sick fucks

>>27562687
bro...

>>27562377
I prefer the speedo version tbqh

>>27562701
no because I never have to see constant posts sexualizing children in video game boards.

>>27562701
Do you know that feeling you get when you're being nice with a child in public (alone) or nice with a child of some non-close (to you) friends of your family/relatives? That feeling that, maybe, just maybe they might think something fucked up about you, even if it's not true at all?

Yeah, that's the feeling I'd get if I'd say to someone "my favorite is lucario/gardevoir/lopunny". Thank God my mind rejects such shit by default now.

This only applies if you're a male, btw. To both cases - the child and the pokemon one.

Now if I'm with a child that is related to me by blood or from a very close group of friends/family-friends, I don't get that feeling. Same as I'll use Espeon in a baton-pass team without giving a fuck.

This isn't even about pokemon, it's simply natural to not want to be associated with groups or things that your mind/body rejects entirely or that you understand could endanger your well-being.

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>>27562602
The style looks much more like pic

>>27562490
If you're serious you're a massive retard.
It's homosexual because it has muscles? It's a wrestling villain you faggot.
>m-muh quadruped
Fuck off

>>27562602
I think I am more offended that you imply KFP is a shitty cartoon movie

>>27562764
>literally dozens of daily pokegirl threads

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>>27562477
We still have salan- oh wait, fart fetishists

>>27562804
anon they're a pedophile don't try to reason with them.

>>27562766
nope

I think you need a psych anon

>>27562804
those aren't drawn like children you retard.
I'd be disgusted if there were daily bonnie threads.

>>27562817
hating gardevoirfags make you a pedophile I guess

>>27562814
you misunderstand, I don't fetishize them. Reptiles are just my favorite animals.

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>>27562791
>implying grown ass man grappling with each other in speedos every day isn't gay as fuck

>>27562823
>On a chinese cartoons discussion board in 2016
>Playing Pokemon to this day
>Not 1 person IRL knows I like Pokemon, even with Pokemon GO out

You really think so, mate? Thanks for telling me, would've never figured out on myself.

That aside, my point stands and can be applied to a lot of shit.

>I like collars
>Girls can wear them with minimal backfire
>Guys can't unless they're a rockstar from 80/90's or will be auto-associated to some fetish/deviance/mental problems.

>>27562835
>t-those ten year old girls aren't DRAWN like children!!

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>>27562650
You sound autistic as fuck

>point 1
Nobody made them fap material, GF never conciously panders to furries, furries are just desperate to fap to shit like that, and you're dumb already if the though someone is touching themselves to something you like annoys you.

>point 2
Not really. Pokemon like lucario were made with specific design choices to reference their orignal inspiration while deviating enough to be their own thing and not end up overdesigned, these are very good designs, regardless if there are degenerates out there who'd fap to it.

>point 3
You're fucking stupid, no you aren't, in no way you'd ever be doing this.

>point 4
GF won't cater to furfags, because not only do they probably not even know or care what furfags are to begin with, but they are more interested in the bigger markets of kids and early teens. They'll prioritize badassness, cuteness and edgyness over anything at most points of development, and sexualization never comes to their mind.

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>>27562691
>I can promote the non-furry playstile
You sounded idiotic up to this point, now I think you're just baiting, here's a couple of (You)s for getting me to read al of that

>>27562860
Not the same guy, but it's not the thought that "some fat sweaty fuck is beating off to a pokemon", it's the fact that every time you'd mention the name "Lucario", "Gardevoir" and a lot of other shit in a discussion about pokemon, you run a risk of these faggots making a scene/bringing up their fetish/posting pics or fanfics if it's over the internet and so on.

It's fucking cringey and derails original topics.

>>27562857
they aren't though. characters like may are drawn as late teenagers and I am 19, so it doesn't have an effect on me yet. It'll probably be gross to me when I'm older.

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What the fuck has /vp/ become

>>27562835
You're not a pedophile, you just have mental problems. If you honestly give a flying fuck about the possibility someone might think you COULD be a furry, just because you like a certain thing in a kids videogame, you either have extreme paranoia, or the absolute shittiest kind of people surround you on a daily basis.

>>27559729
Don't be a special snowlfake anon, same happens to other pokemon.

>another fire/fighting
Why?

>>27559729
>Love Undertiger
>Chris Benroar is absolutely hated by people just for standing up
>John Cheetah is hated by others because it might be another Fire/Fighting, which I hope it isn't because that really would suck
>The rest of the hatred for Brock Leopard stems from Barafags, furfags and barafurfags

>>27562883
You're right, but that doesn't mean you have to be disgusted by the damn thing. Its cringey as fuck when you think about all of the eevees OCs, lucario OCs, zoroark OCs, but here's an interesting idea: ignore them. If you're having a discussion and someone like this shows up, ignoring them or out righ saying "fuck off" will send the message pretty seamlessly.

>>27562899
>memeing this hard

>>27562885
You do realize just because they LOOK in their teens doesn't make it any better? You're still fapping to 11 year olds. You're even WORSE than furfags.

>>27562909
>having opinions that other people happen to agree with is memeing
There have been three fire/fighting starters already. We get it, fire fist woo, it's getting old. They should either stick to one types or put some more diversity. Picking a fire starter shouldn't necessarily mean picking a fighting starter.

>>27562891
I don't think anybody thinks I'm a furry. I just don't like them anymore because I have seen them on this board so much and it made me tired of them.

Furries aren't what is causing this. Seeing them allll the time with an obnoxious fanbase is what made me tired of them, and furries liking them is what caused them to be around all th time with an obnoxious fanbase.

I would be tired of it even if said fanbase weren't furries.

Also, I am a different person from >>27562766.
I think that guy is stupid too

>>27562924
I'm pretty sure masturbating to 500 year old vampires who happen to look eight makes you more of a pedophile than masturbating to 11 year olds who look like adults. They're not real, it's not like you're fucking them or anything.

>>27562904
>if it looks feminine its waifufaggotry
>if it looks masculine its barafaggotry
>if its a mammal its furfaggotry
>if its a reptile its lizardliker
>if its bipedal its some combination of fur/waifu/bara
>if its quadrapedal its dogfucker

>tfw the only kind of poke it's ok to like on /vp/ is fishmons

>>27562924
Except I'm not fapping to that. I just said that when I see one of those threads, my brain doesn't subconsciously associate it with something gross. They are a lot easier to ignore, but they still do get on my nerves.

They make me start to get tired of the characters in the threads, but not children in real life because the characters don't remind me of real life children. I think we are just having misunderstandings.

>>27562933
Thats not what I meant dumbass, its most likely a fire/dark. And even if you don't think it is, the fact its a possibility already means you have a chance to be mad about nothing

>>27562947
Alright, but there needs to be a mental divide between the two. You have to learn to differentiate the fanbase from the actual thing, otherwise you'll end up missing out on so many interesting things because they have a coincidentialy increased chance of attracting autists.

This is also /vp/, at least once every day porn of each pokemon is posted, so you cant use this as an excuse.

>>27562959
all starters gen1-3 are fine and not furbait

except for blaziken

>>27562965
So seing images pop up accross the board of pokemon porn that are sometimes immediatly deleted by mods makes you unable to like their ingame selves? how is that any different?

>>27562956
Just because one is more pedophilic than the other it doesn't make it better. Sure, you're not actually commiting a crime, but realize you'd be on the same level as people masturbating to pictures of bent over dogs and cats.

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>>27562982
There's more porn of Charizard than most non-Blaziken/Fennekin-line starters combined

if there was literally a pokemon with a dress and red core which looks like their panties showing with big luscious lips, breasts and a tail shaped like a penis that is pointed to where their vagina would be, I would not want to use it

only, furry-tier pokemon are this, just that not far gone. there are degrees. and at a certain point, they are just not usable
see:
>lucario
>blaziken
>gardevior

>>27562959
>if its a fishmon it attracts tumblrtale fags
There, now you aren't allowed to like anything

>>27562999
that's just because of batshit bad dragon people

there's nothing wrong with his design that promotes this, aside from being dragon-like

>>27563003
You are dumb if you consider those furry pokemon because furries like them. Learn to divide fanbases from subjects you imbecile.

>>27563004
there are fish in tumblrtale?

I'm never using a fish again

>>27562975
>its most likely a fire/dark
What? There's no reason to think it'd be dark besides its fur being black. You can't possibly believe they'd make his biceps and chest the main focus of its design and then not make it fighting.

>>27562999
wtf i hate charizard now

>>27563009
But that means nothing. What makes blaziken furshit aside from people wanting to fuck it? or you think anything remotely human is furshit now?

>>27563019
>bait.jpg
I'll bite. Its a heel, the bad guys from wrestling shows, the ones who lose in the end. Give how dark is the evil type, and is weak to the just fighting type, of which hawlucha is also a wrestler in, its pretty safe to say it is fire/dark.

>>27562991
I was addressing somebody who asked me if the pokemon character porn made me feel uncomfortable around real children.

I was just trying to tell him that I don't associate anime characters with real children, so it does not make cringe around real children.

I won't deny that disliking a character for having an obnoxious fanbase is kinda stupid. I was just trying to explain why I feel that way because people asked. I was never trying to convince people that what I was doing made any sense. Sorry for the misunderstandings.

>>27563013
>I'm a furry and I'm angry that you're angry at me masturbating to pokemon

>>27563029
>calling something bait and then responding to it with such a retarded reasoning
If you think it's bait, don't reply, retard.

>>27563029
blaziken's design is confused as fuck. I've always thought it was stupid and ugly. it being overly humanoid is part of that, but there are fine humanoid pokemon too

I don't know what about it draws furries so much, but clearly there's something.

with charizard I know what it is - literally just that he's a dragon. and I'm okay with using dragons even if dragonfags are going to do that, because there is nothing wrong with dragons

>>27562999
Zangoose has more then zard

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>>27563030
Alright, you should still try to learn a divide, as it was said before, you'd be missing out on many interesting things with shitty fanbases because of that.

>>27563032
pic related

>>27563043
You're not even trying anymore

>>27563047
its masculine, thats all there is to it. The design itself isn't furshit

>>27562975
I don't notice the porn much because it gets deleted immediately. What most annoys me is actually the gardevoir, eeveelution, and braixen threads that get posted all teh time. I know they aren't pornographic, but the fanbase just annoys me is all.

It also isn't the only reason I don't like them anymore. I just grew different tastes too.

>>27563057
>because you insulted me you're wrong
the fact that you're a furfag is directly related to the discussion at hand. we're talking about aesthetics, a very subjective thing. and you're defending that people masturbate to certain pokemon with a high frequency on the basis of "just deal with it"

but you have a personal motive for people to just deal with it. does your argument actually have anything to do with what you think is wrong or right, or do you just think people should deal with you being a furry?

>>27562885
It will probably never be all that gross to you, besides evolutionary prime fertility age stuff you're also socially conditioned to not question it all that much as long as it's only late teens.
It might change if you have kids of your own though, when you realize that your neighbor in the 50s might jack off to your own kid.

>>27563093
This isn't just aesthetics, its desing motifs and inspirations. things like lopunny might've been made to resemblo things inherently sexual, that can be counted as furbait, but things like lucario and blaziken have only humanoid characteristics and you people immediatly scream furry. You're being both irrational and stupid by proyecting a concept you hate so much onto a pokemon just so you can use it as a vessel to put your hatred on. Lucario is based on an anubis, those are humanoid by default, they just made it more animalistic to fit with pokemon aethetics. Blaziken is based just on martial arts and they decided to use a chicken, what is furry there?

I have a personal motif: I don't like seeing people so stupid think anybody buut retards like them will validate such ignorant and close minded opinions. Hate furfags, so do I, but you're and idiot if you think pokemon has to do with them outside of being related to animals and them being degenerates

>>27563078
I have no problem with you disliking a pokemon for other reasons, I myself think eevees are gimmickmons with verry little redemable qualities, and dont really like delphox or garde either. But you can't be honestly mad a thread they starter themselves to contain their own shit from spilling into other threads, if anything its good for us.

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>>27562796
>He actually thinks DreamWorks movies are good
Die. Only acceptable movie is The Road to El Dorado and the very first Shrek.

>>27563154
oh no don't worry I'm not like "mad" mad. When it's a containment thread I just sigh a little. I have a tendency to exaggerate I guess.

>>27563141
why would I want more degenerates like you flocking to pokemon due to an oversaturation of furry designs?

>>27562785
No one gives a shit about your power furry fantasy. I just picked the most mainstream one. Same shit.

>>27563189
Is the fact there aren't furry designs and there aren't any being made good enough for you? have you considered how non-furry designs like the eeveelutions attract furries too? And I keep refering back to that image. You're still just focusing on insulting me when you could actually put some effort into your arguments.

>>27563183
>frogposter ever knowing good movies
>considers Shrek 1 better than 2

>>27563255
>Furryfag
>thinks I care about his opinion

>>27563360
>calls someone who never mentions anything about furries a furryfag
>furryfag not furfag
>responding while claiming about not caring

>>27563140
Good thing I'll never marry or have children then.

>>27562583

KFP invented anthro animals? KFP had a wrestler?

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>>27563183
>implying Prince of Egypt isn't the best DW movie

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>>27562752
Here you go.

>>27559702
>furries wil ignore everything established about the pokemon to fucking masturbate

>>27559729
I feel ya.

>>27563652
That drawing looks pretty on model to me

>>27563658
>implying a pokemon all about "controlling it's emotions" will evolve into the sausage mcgee wrestler
If GF really did this to the character, they have sunk to a new low

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>>27563673
>not seeing the "blowing up emotionally and physically" motif in its design and behaviour in the concept art
God, denialfags are retarded as fuck

>>27563673
>controls its emotions to best act as a convincing heel in make-believe wrestling
what now

>>27563673
This happens all the time in Pokémon though.
Tiny cool-headed kitty who keeps his emotions > big ass tiger who's done with everyone's shit and breaks tables on Pikachu makes perfect sense. Just as much as "weak useless fish > powerful fearsome pseudodragon", etc.

>>27563692
>implying I deny the evidence

Nice strawman, kid

>>27563765
If you don't deny the evidence, then you are contradicting yourself, since your original post said you don't think GF would do this.

So what is it? you think it is happening or not? You cant choose both

>>27562860
>GF never conciously panders to furries
lol

>>27563957
Tell me one case when GF specifically made a design sexualy anthropomorphy without reasoning.

wifeseal is still shit.

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>>27559729
>love litten
>have to watch it evolve into that abomination

>>27562904
They're going to make his stats shit and he'll end up just a mascot like Daniel Lion.

>>27564159
And I hope it'll be fast and hard hitter just like Greninja so haters would use it while crying "i-it was my bro since chinese leaks emerged"

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>>27562650
This bait is great, well done anon

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>>27559702
>posting worst daddy
>not posting the real daddy of gen 7

this is some good bait im glad i made this

~litten still daddy though~

>>27567658
>having one dad
>not solgaleo and fitten

>>27559702
>There are people liking this shitty fake
Worse than Balliofags

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>>27559702