What is the upper threshold of Pokemon that People can kill?

>>27557397
Pokemon are all flash and no substance. They look powerful but are actually very weak. For instance, most pokemon attacks hitting ash directly merely cause minor burns and abrasions to the point that a few bandaids can heal them.

Any human that knows how to fight or use a weapon can take down any pokemon.

>>27557588
thats becaus human type is inmune to probably everything but its has shit movepool

>>27557622
Humans probably learn a unique version of sketch that only works on certain types of attacks. Which is why they can use psychic, brick break and such.

>>27557588
its a kids show, if people died in the show from pokemon, i don't think it'd be appropriate for the kiddies

>>27557681
Humans in the anime have been injured by stuff other than pokemon. Pokemon are the only thing that fails to cause any hard injury on humans.

>>27557726
yeah, because if they showed charizard actually melt off ash's face, i think parents would have a fucking hernia.

besides, In the games, Ghetsis was seriously going to use kyurem to kill you with giant ice spears in BW2

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>>27557397

>>27557779
>Implying the spears wouldn't have just caused minor bumps and bruises.
Pokemon are canon super weak. Oak only stops you because he doesn't want you to get a nasty bruise from the pidgeys. Not because you're in any real danger.

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Humans from here? Probably nothing. Even Sunkern would probably hand your ass to you with Toxic and Solar Beam.

Anime humans though? There is no threshold since they can't ever be more than singed by the most powerful of attacks. (Like >>27557795)

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>>27557891

>>27557795
Also, isn't goodra made out of freaking acid?

>>27557397

Charizard fire melts anything.

>>27557934
lel, you just don't want to admit that pokemon world humans are stronger than pokemon when there is evidence in almost every single piece of media.

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>>27557976

I wouldn't be sure about that.

>>27558017
100 grownups pokemon

>>27558017
Hurl them and cause minor bruises duh

>>27558017
Blackbelts spar with their pokemon as stated in game conversations, some also tell you about how they beat them.

Not only that, humans are CANON pokemon themselves.

Pokemon world humans > other pokemon

>>27558051

Human.

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>>27558063

I know almost everything about Pokémon.

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>>27558063

1. Human don't enslave Pokémon.

2. There are smarter than Human and possess equal knowledge as Human.

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>>27558017

>>27558193
>Human don't enslave Pokémon.
Never said that. And obviously, some pokemon are smart as fuck. Doesn't mean humans as a rule aren't superior. Just that humans with IVs low enough for the pokemon species to match it exist.

>>27558208

1.There are powerful Human in Pokémon earth.

2.However, Pokémon are most powerful beings in existence.

3. Anime series is non-canon.

>>27558223

IVs, EVs and stats don't exist in Pokémon earth.

>>27558250
Again, in the games themselves, humans have stated to be able to defeat pokemon barehanded or even with the use of their own paranormal powers.

I think you just want something that isn't true to be true. And that's okay. It just won't change the setting's reality.

>>27558279
They exist in the form of potential, training and natural ability. Just like they exist in real world earth and two people with the same training will differ in ability.

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>>27558250
>3. Anime series is non-canon.
I agree. There are no Pokemon we can beat. But anime humans? Anime humans are batshit insane compared to normal people.

>>27558287

Human can defeat some Pokémon.

However they can't beat Victini.

Normal humans can't defeat shit, pokehumans can defeat some of them...

>>27558310
>no superman pose while flying
these nips are going to kill me

>>27558306

I meant the current Pokémon stats are inaccurate.

>>27558333
Victini can't defeat a purrloin. Fuck him and his shitty ass.

Is this the new mew crabhammer? Sure, and pokemon don't actually lay eggs, they just appear

Go to underground battles central, they classify most pokemon as small city busters - that means they could level a city with many attacks, fucking anime rating ass believing ass humans are weak ass idiot ass idiots

>>27558381

He?

Unknown gender.

Your Pokémon battle is non-canon.

>>27558287
>Again, in the games themselves, humans have stated to be able to defeat pokemon barehanded or even with the use of their own paranorma
Lol no they haven't

You have no examples

>>27558402

Some Pokémon lay eggs.

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>>27558402
>This third party source says a thing
>Ergo it is more true than all these game and licensed sources

>>27558441
The games claim that the eggs you get are cradles and not real eggs at this point.

A better question would be, how many navy seals would it take to kill a 10 yo pokehuman?

>>27558523
Too many to count. One human from the pokemon world is probably strong enough to tank a missile.

>>27558523

human are easy to kill.

Don't let the Anime series brainwash you.

>>27558542

Lie. You've been brainwash by the anime.

>>27558559
human aren't easy to kill.

Don't let a random anon brainwash you.

>>27558486

Some Pokémon can still lay eggs.

>>27558583

Yes. They are.

>>27558559
Yet somehow we are the dominant species. Hell the only thing stronger that an adult human is a ten year old human.

>>27558606

Licensed material >>>>> a random anon's opinion

>>27558622

>dominant on Earth.


Not in the Multiverse.

>>27557976
Pokemon world humans seem to have some sort of insane durability. They can't do shit to a Pokemon, but in turn apparently even their children can handle things like being thrusted into a 6 mile long meteor at speeds great enough to shatter it (Either that, or Rayquaza had built in shielding somewhere because Brendan/May should NOT have survived that impact)

>>27558636

Alright?! We shall see.

>>27557397
A human from our world, bare handed? Probably nothing, even a Caterpie could probably tie you up with string shot, and a Magikarp capable of jumping over a mountain can easily Splash with enough force to kill a human. Pokehumans have constantly been shown to be far more resilient than ours though.

>>27558693

Pokémon world is our world.

>>27558523
Pokehumans seem to be strong against blunt impact, but I imagine a joint lock or a bullet is still beyond what a 10 year old can tank. A Black Belt is a different story though.

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Pokemon world humans can crush boulders.

Humanity Fuck Yeah!

>>27558731

DBZ human can do the samething.

Still can't beat Space Aliens doe.

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This guy's pokemon are weaker at fighting than he is.

>>27557976
The anime isnt canon dude

The game is

its that simple

>>27558731
And anybody who argues that they are just playing that up should look at Chuck, who hurls a man sized boulder and shatters it despite NOT keeping up with his training

Just using something like sandstone (150 lbs per cubic foot) and assuming it was 6 feet and a perfect sphere, that's apparently 78,570 pounds he hurled. Several dozen Groudons

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>>27557588
Are you literally retarded or do you not watch the anime at all?

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>>27558772
Here's Chuck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZMP5H4YQ3Q

And this is sabrina saying that all humans in the pokemon world have psychic abilities. They just don't bother learning psychic moves.

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>>27557588
Rukario is scary

>>27558807
>The trainer didn't even flinch at the pokemon flying and crashing right next to her
ALL FLASH, NO SUBSTANCE.

>>27558807
Who is the cutie palootie with the furbait

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>>27558851
I would not want to be the subject of a Rukario's anger.

>>27558914
>Lightsabers and hadokens
Fuck this gay anime.

>>27558727
They can resist pure energy, as there is an instance of a grunt surviving a hyper beam from lance's dragonite I doubt even a missile can do enougj damage to harm a pokehuman.

>>27557397
Marowaks
;_;

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>>27558333

>>27558961
I had forgotten about marrowak. Dem rockets killan pokemens.

>>27558967
Is serp upset because his lines not the first in the unova dex

>>27559032
>his

>>27559047
99.99999999% male.

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>>27559032
Wouldn't you be? It's the only grass starter to not be the first for its region.

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>>27558967

>>27559056
>1.11111111% female.

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>>27559082
>Hit Victini
>Get limitless power to defeat it

>>27557588
>taking that shit literally

>>27559109
>It's not official, despite being in an official source, because i don't like it!

>>27558812
We also see a character in Platinum light up their hand with aura, so humans even by game canon can pull some of the same shit as a Lucario

>>27559148
oh my god, anon

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>>27559006
>>27558961

Trying run.

>>27557397
We'll never know, since violence between humans and Pokemon is non-existent in their world. All we have are dex entries from the original games, which weren't really given much thought since no one thought the franchise would, well, become a franchise. Even Pokemon themselves are incapable of killing one another, they can only render an opponent unconscious.This thread is nothing more than pointless speculation. A better thread would have been how do we implement the Pokemon world morals and ideology into our own. Basically, can we create Pokemon? As well as all the technology used in the games?

>>27559106

It can't beat.

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>>27559200

>incapable of kill another Pokémon?

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>>27559299
thats kinda spooky

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>>27559355

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>>27559470

>>27559499
Damn that's terrifying. And even worse even if you have some Remoraids evolve into Octillery they won't be able to do much to Jellicent's good special defence.

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>>27559601
Pretty much everything about them is nightmare fuel with the exception of their silly mustache-looking things.

>>27559355

It is.

>>27559675
And female Jellicent's lips.