The Kahunas can use Z-Moves
>>27555732
Holy shit this pretty much confirms megas are officially removed this gen
>>27555760
(You)
>>27555760
Literally how
>>27555732
>>27555732
Hala climbed into Lillie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Lillie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Hala was naked, standing in front of her with a big Alolan boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Alolans used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Hala leaped forward and grabbed Lillie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
>>27555820
The blood aroused Hala more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Alolan sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Hala grabbed a hammer and smashed at Lillie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Hala plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Lillie and she lost consciousness. Hala came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Hala cleaned his dick off with Lillie's tongue.
>>27555836
Hala tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Hala then undid Lillie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Alolan happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Lillie.
Hala shoved his hand up Lillie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Hala started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Hala went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Lillie's body.
Just then Hala remembered, he was not man, but Ursaring. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Kukui came in.
"Lillie it's time fo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN URSARING OH MY GOD LILLI-" and Hala attacked and ate Kukui. Then Hala went outside and let out a growl and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Kalos.
>>27555760
>renting Charizard to fly
>no soaring
>no mega Lati@s
>no megas
>>27555783
>>27555787
>>27555861
You're all complete retards if they're the equivalent of the elite 4 one of or the last one should have a mega like diantha and
Means they ddon't
But you butthurt faggots can't see hahahahajah megas are out fuck yeah
>>27555760
>>27555861
If that help (you) both sleep in the night...
I liked it when you didn't face anybody with Megastone until Lysnadere and Diantha
Having nobody use the Z moves except Kahuna's is going to be badass
>>27555953
Does this even count as bait? It feels more like he dangled a picture of a hook in the water
>>27555861
>no Mega Lati@s to soar on in a region where lati@s are not native looool
>Charizard doesnt go Mega when you soar on it
Gee maybe because CharX cant fly very good?
>>27555967
>>27556033
Asshurt faggots megas are out deal with it and have sex virgins