Lurantis Thread

Yes, yes, I know you saw that post on /v/ and are hoping to get some more Plague of Gripes porn of it, but control yourself.

>>27540374
>yfw Lurantis has the gender ratio of 3 female : 1 male

>>27540374
Lurantits?

This poor thing never stood a chance. It was destined to be fapbait.

>>27540599
Prepare for the next runner up in the waifu wars, God help us.

>>27540599
It was clearly designed to, don't think GF is really that clueless.

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>>27540599
First time I've ever seen a new pokemon and thought "they made this specifically for waifu faggotry"

>>27540639
They saw Yo-kai watch blatantly doing it so they thought "meh why not it's not like it's forbidden or anything right?".

Literally baconmantis.

Why is it Grass it's clearly a mantis.
I would fuck this thing so hard

>>27540639
Really? Lopunny didn't tip you off? They've been trying to make that Gardevoir lightning strike twice ever since they realized what they'd done.

>>27541190
>basic form is Fomantis
>literally "faux mantis"
>people are still too retarded to get it

Their disguises are perfect.

>>27541226
>literally looks like my mom's mantis
>dex entry literally describes a mantis that can utilize photosynthesis
>but it's not a mantis

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posting best couple

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>87.5% male

>>27541226
Oooh, that would makes sense.... I was wondering where that came from....

I still don't really get the concept behind this line. I mean I guess it's a flower pretending to be a mantis instead of the usual other way around, but why? I like Lurantis but I don't get it.

>>27541480
Some mantises pretend to be flowers. I think it's a nice twist.

>>27541369
Leavanny is a whole foot taller than Lurantis

>>27541480
>>27541494
Though not specifically mantises, some plants in real life also do pretend to be bugs.
Saves them the trouble of actually making nectar as pollination bait while idiot bugs try to fuck the fake-bug.

>>27540374

>clearly a mantis
>no bug typing

???

>>27542209
>>27542016

>>27542016
You know the amount of porn that can come from that knowledge.

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...Can we get back to posting lurantis?

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>>27542897
Well ofcourse

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>>27542016
>The flowers of Cryptostylis orchids and female wasp body parts are very similar in colour when viewed under a hymenopteran visual system, despite looking different to human eyes. Although the colours that ichneumon wasps see are unknown, bees and wasps have similar perception with green, blue and ultraviolet wavelengths.
>The cost to the pollinating insects might be seen as negligible, but study of Cryptostylis (an Australian orchid) pollinators shows that they may waste large amounts of sperm by ejaculating onto the flower.
That's crazy.

>>27542897
I only have some lewds but can't post those

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Do you think we'll be able to catch totem pokemon? I want a giant lurantis for... reasons.

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>>27542970
>>27542850
>>27542016

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>tfw I don't want to fuck it
>tfw everyone wants to fuck it
>tfw you faggots will eventually make me want to fuck it

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>>27543030
Don't fight it, if you do you'll end up wanting to fuck it. The best you can do for yourself is avoiding those thoughts completely.

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>>27543030
You gay or something

>>27543049
Considering it's going to be a mostly male species, I can see why he'd want to fuck it.

>>27543122
Where did you get that idea? The concept art looks almost perfectly androgenous, so I'm guessing the usual 50/50 gender split will be the case.

>>27543146
I'm tryin' not to spoil anything, but my dad works at Nintendo.

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Lurantis is NOT for sexual

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>>27543177
Dubs confirm

Lurantis is only 2 feet tall.

>>27543205
Not the totem >>27543010

>>27543208

But even there look at how tiny its torso is.
A normal man's benis would kill Lurantis.

But but where is the Bug Type?

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>>27543205
>>27543228
>implying that will stop me

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>>27543228
microdicks win again, baby!

>>27540374
Don't mantis kill their partner after they fuck?

>>27543205
Perfect

>>27543228
But a benis doesnt go all the way up your torso, dummy, it has wide hips for easy fugging.

>>27543277
But this isnt a real mantis

>>27540677
Pokémon did waifu shit long before youkai watch was even a thing.

>>27543277
The females do. Which won't be a problem for anyone here because we're not big enough faggots to go after anything but the pure males.

Also, there isn't nearly enough porn of this thing, so we can't say one way or the other. I'm sure there will be guro stuff at most a month after this drops if that is more your thing.

>>27541369
Imho the entire Sewaddle line is one of the best Pokemon designs to date. Literally each stage is GOAT. Will we ever get another bug that can compete with them?

>>27541480
It would have been clearer had the dex entry stated it was a bug carnivore.

>>27543436
Wimpod

>>27543475
>not liking shut-in bug

What?

>>27543666
>I can't read

>>27541220
Lopunny mega T H I C C

>>27541226
>i looked up the meaning on bulbapedia but i'll call others retarded and pretend i'm smart

My dick is going to fall off but I can't stop jacking off to ______her

HELP

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>>27543030
>mfw I don´t want to fuck it
>mfw I am not a furfag
>mfw I will put this on my team because I like it´s design
>mfw this will be cp viably like scizor

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The green part in between her legs makes me completely erect.

>>27544093
>implying a pure grass pokemon will have the same viability as a pokemon with an amazing typing, minmaxed stat distribution and meme ability
GF made scizor to be good, they made lurantis to look good.

>>27540387
Plague did porn of it?

>>27540677
Other way around YW is loaded with them because since gen 4 there's been a dedicated waifumon.

>>27541369
How long until we get art of these two making sweet love?

>>27543277
I don't think the 2 foot tall plant mantis would be able too eat a human head.
Would probably be cute to see it struggling to bite our heads.

>>27544132
I mean, Tangrowth is doing pretty well for itself right now...

>>27545471
Because of an amazing ability and impressive stat distribution. Lurantis seems like an offensively based grass type. Even if it isn't it would need an amazing ability to be relevant when ferrothorn, chesnaught and tangrowth exist.

Don't get me wrong, I want it to be good, but as a grassfag I know unless the pokemon in question has amazing everything else, the typing is too much of a dissadvantage.

>>27541190
Why is it rock it's clearly a tree.

>>27544132
Oh I thought it is grass/fairy...too bad

>>27544132
>Scizor
>>Good pre-Gen4

How many Scizors do you see running a Swarm set and no Bullet Punch?

>>27546070
>>Pre-Gen 4
>>>>discussing lurantis and tangrowth
Come on anon.

>>27546070
>>27546109
Even so, scizor's typing and ridiculous minmaxing still made him amazing pre-gen 4, it has access to good moves and hit super strong.

>>27543010
yikes!!

>>27546109
Anon said "Scizor was made to be good" which is objectively false, given that it was horrific shit in Gen 2, and Gen 3 didnt help at all. Scizor was bad when it was "made".

Plus, while a 500BST is pretty good, the fact that Scizor got no increase whatsoever, while Rhydon had a 485 and got a sizable jump to 535.

If Scizor got bumped to a 540~550 BST, then yeah it'd be an unstoppable monster regardless.

That said, Steel Wing was literally made for Scizor and on top of that, it's OU in gen2 only hindered by everyone carrying Fire moves (all of which will be Special, obviously, and 70/80 bulk is fucking pathetic)

>>27541369
Homosexuality is not allowed.

>>27546209
>for Scizor
>not for the first Steel type with actual wings

>>27540374
I'm just hoping this Pokemon is good so that waifufags have another reason to like Luarantis.

>>27546537
>Pure grass type
>good

LOL

Grass is literally the worst type in the game, which is a shame because I like most Grass types.

>>27546767
This, as a grassfag, its obvious grass is the shittiest type in the game, resisted by 7 types and with 5 weaknesses to very powerfull offensive types. The worst part is how much of an insult its best pokemon are, grass is supposed to be the support type, and we have shit like chesnaught, breloom, ferrothorn, tangrowth, serperior and venusaur all go against that by being tanks, sweepers or walls. The only good grass types that seem like grass types are whimsicott and amoongus.

>>27546904
Ferrothorn is great though. Granted, it's great because of it's steel typing, but still it's a good tank.

Agreed on Whimsicott.

>>27547029
I'm not saying those suck, I'm saying those aren't support pokemon. Ferrothorn is a powerfull tank and wall, but he doesn't support in the way grass is meant to.

Don't get me wrong, I like ferrothorn, all of the grass mons I meantioned I like them, but the typing itself is a joke if its best mons are those who don't follow what the typing was meant for. If you take a look at ice, weavile is one of its best mons, a glass canon that fits it perfectly.

>>27547102
>Ferrothorn is a powerfull tank and wall, but he doesn't support in the way grass is meant to.
What is the approved way for grass types to support a team?

>>27547941
I don't want to sound entitled and stupid, I think I'm comming across as entitled and stupid, am I comming across as entitled and stupid?

Come on people, give me some better art to save! Anything impressive ITT is stuff I already have.

>came here for lurantis art
>got a bunch of shitposting

>>27548952
>implying you would find anything else
There's lurantis art at least, be thankful. This is /vp/, I'm surprised there's more than 3 images posted.

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>>27548952
Why don't you help and contribute then?

>>27543277
Only one kind of mantis consistently does this and the rest do it while in captivity due to stress and hunger.

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>>27542016

So wait, Lurantis canonically lures in Bug-type Pokemon to fuck it so it can spread its pollen or whatever?

The doujins practically write themselves!

>>27549904
I like this

>>27549904
I'll protect you with my body, my queen!

>>27543205
It's 2'11", an inch off 3 feet. Are you retarded?

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>>27542016
>>27542970
>>27549904
>Lurantis
>lure + mantis
>thought this was because it's a grass type that hunts and eats bugs types
>all the posts about some plants imitating bugs so they "help" them with pollination
>my face as I realize this thing will probably be in the "bug" egg group

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>>27550663

>>27550663
Hopefully that means it gets Quiver Dance

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>>27550703
>wanting quiver dance
>when its signature move is physical

>>27549904
>implying Vespiquen is a wasp

>>27541583
Do you actually think all Leavanny are 3'11"

>>27550762
Leavanny's antennae are really long, so as far has the top of the head goes their heights would be similar any way.

What have you done to me /vp/

You've made me fap to a fucking flower

>>27551029
>>27550033

>>27551029
/vp/ turned me into a fucking furfag

SOMEONE LINK ME TO SOME LURANTIS LEWDS

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>not a bug type

what the fuck

>>27551708
I don't care what type it is I just want to fuck it

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>>27551772

>>27551708

It's a trap

>>27551708
It isn't a mantis imitating a flower.
It is a flower imitating a mantis.

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>>27551708
>Orchid pretending to be a mantis
>Orchid that looks like a mantis but still isn't a mantis
Now that's just genius.

>>27551708
Is this the new
>sun legendary
>weak to fire
?

>>27542897
#SavetheGrubbin

>>27552002
its the circle of life.

>>27551708
It is a clever ruse. It can eat rock-type Pokemon that are looking a meal and get bug-types to spread its pollen instead of eating it.

>>27551708
Flower that evolved to look like a bug so other bugs won't eat it.

>>27552588
It's also a clever subversion of an orchid mantis. An orchid mantis is a mantis that looks like an flower, and Lurantis is a flower that looks like a mantis.

>>27552588
>so other bugs would fug it for pollination
ftfy

>>27552762
The two are not mutually exclusive

I hope there can be boy Lurantis so there can be shipping of those with Florges!

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>>27551708
>Pseudocopulation describes behaviors similar to copulation that serve a reproductive function for one or both participants but do not involve actual sexual union between the individuals. It is most generally applied to a pollinator attempting to copulate with a flower. Some flowers mimic a potential female mate visually, but the key stimuli are often chemical and tactile.[1] This form of mimicry in plants is called Pouyannian mimicry.[2]
>Orchids commonly achieve reproduction in this manner, secreting chemicals from glands called osmophores located in the sepals, petals, or labellum, that are indistinguishable from the insect's natural pheromones. The pollinator then has a pollinium attached to its body, which it transfers to the stigma of another flower when it attempts another 'copulation'. Pollinators are often bees and wasps of the order Hymenoptera, and flies.

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>>27553632
that sounds hot as fuck.
i'll hope for some doujins

>>27543152
This made me really like this pokemon
Something about it in motion is awesome