What I want to know is why genwunners keep coming to /vp/. You would think they would understand by now we don't tolerate their ignorance and biasedness.
GET OFF MY LAWN WE FUNDED THE FRANCHISE FIRST
> Criticizes genwunners for being intolerant
> Ironically intolerant themselves
Fuck off OP
>>27538232
>biasedness
this isn't a word retard
This is now a Minior thread.
>>27538299
He's such a happy cute little fucker
I wish I could always have him in wacky smile mode.
>>27538299
i really want to know how the different colors effect it
>>27538322
You just need to keep him in a state of permanent debilitating injury.
>>27538327
Honestly I think it's just going to be a visual and nothing more. Although that would be interesting to see.
>>27538333
do you have a bigger version of this picture? It'd make a good wallpaper
>>27538298
Spotted the genwunner cancer.
>>27538403
That seems to be as large as it gets, sorry.
>>27538421
fuck, well iphones compress anyway thanks though
>>27538232
Well... for whatever it's worth, I started playing when Pokemon first came out as a 'genwun' kid, and I honestly think some of the new designs are much better then a lot of the old ones.
>>27538439
So does the color of a Minior represent it's best stat, or...?
There are lots of anons on /vp/ who like gen 1, but there are literally no actual genwunners that frequent this board. If you see one, then they're either here for a one time visit or it's just someone baiting. Usually the latter,
>>27538516
Then you aren't a genwunner.
>>27538531
It is a mystery!
>Minior are formed in the stratosphere and live by absorbing the detritus around them. When they’ve consumed a large quantity of particles, their bodies become heavy, and they fall toward the planet’s surface. Minior has a hard and heavy outer shell with a core inside it. The Meteor Pokémon seems to be made in such a way that if its shell breaks, it becomes lighter and can deal out quick attacks.
>When its shell breaks, the core in its center is revealed. You won’t know what color will appear until this happens!
>Minior has the new Shields Down Ability, which no other Pokémon has had before. With the Shields Down Ability, it will have excellent defensive capabilities as long as its shell is intact. It will also be protected from status conditions. But when its HP drops below half, its shell will break, and it will change to a form better suited to attacking.
>Minior’s core will change color depending on the particular color of the debris it has absorbed. Its pastel coloration has a cute look, so this Pokémon is often used as a design motif for clothing and accessories.
>>27538299
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>>27538577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49pOiyZYWBQ
theme song
How do you think they taste?
>>27538312
I wanna fuck that fox.
>>27538610
I can't decide if they're like gummies or if they're like Altoid Sours.
>>27538610
Delicious.
>>27538610
On topic for a second
I don't know why people that seem to dislike Pokemon aside from a select few (not just gen 1 wankers) even use this board. You'd think they'd have better things to do than bully cute and defenseless /vp/ers about their gaming habits.
>>27538232
why does the face spin differently than body?
>>27538661
>Believing the series hasn't be going downhill after Gen IV
Must be nice to be 15.
<(6 u 9)>
>>27538333
50% health would be perfectly healthy though, before that only its coating is getting damaged.
>>27538715
>after gen IV
>>27538610
They taste like plain sugar
They're fun to break with your teeth though
Reminder that this is an evil monster from space and sheds its atmosphere entry armor so it can run rampant
ughhh?!!
arceusd*mn!!!
just add 1280 instead of 500 on you're dumblr url to have a high resolution >_<''
>>27538718
Aww, Steven would so get this Pokemon.
>>27538232
Nice maymay, brah.
>>27538718
is there any minior x carbink r34 yet?
>>27538715
>After Gen IV
>Not slightly downhill after Gen V while still having amazing designs and then right back up that hill with VII
Sure buddy
>>27538232
Its kind if funny that minior looks like q from ZTD.
>>27538931
Ahhh get that psycho away from me!!
>>27538931
That's a cool design, what's ZTD?
>>27538516
If you played any of the games after Gen 1, you're not a genwunner.
>>27538929
No child, It was a slight drop from IV to V
V to VI was a pitfall, the series is so kidproof now which is why you still enjoy it so much. Besdies that you haven't played S/M yet so thats yet to be seen.
>>27538568
I'm curious about what Shiny Minior will look like. I hope you are actually able to tell that it's shiny when its shell is broken.
>>27538979
>Being this fucking moronic
>Still trying to find a purpose in life this hard and not just ending it all like everybody knows you should
>>27538957
Zero time dilemma.
Its the third game and final game in the zero escape series.
The best way i can explain this series is a mix of saw and escape games.
The story is pretty mindfucky.
The first game is called 999: 9 hours 9 nine persons 9 doors and the second one is called virtue's last reward.
>>27538715
It went downhill starting at gen 3, then gen 5 improved designs outside of starters, then gen 6 had good designs but not enough pokemon, and now gen 7 has AMAZING pokemon (with potentially the worst starters in the entire franchise).
Gen 4 was literal garbage.
>>27539002
most likely shiny shell
>>27539021
Do your parents know you say these things online?
Probably not, since they don't love you and could care less what you do.
>its now bad to have being around since gen 1
>platinum babies everywhere
I guess Im growing up
>>27538715
That's exactly what a 15 years old would say
>>27538551
This exactly, which is why seeing this exact same thread every day is getting really fucking annoying.
>>27539042
> Gen V improved on designs
What is,
>Munna line
>Woobat Line
>Timburr line
>Crustle
>Siglyph
>Cofagarus
>Trubbish line
>Vanillite line
>Foongus
>Klink line
>Tronadus trio
>Frillish line
>Alomomola
>Solosis line
Barring monstrosities such as Klefki and Honhedge Gen V was the worst yet.
>>27538232
wtf man. I'm a "genwunner" .
get off my site
>>27539385
The only bad ones you listed are the genies.
>>27538232
is that solrock and lunatones pre-evo?
>>27539385
Wobbuffet you can't fool me your counter will not work if i don't attack
>>27539385
Oh fuck off, like three of those are bad. Not one pokemon from Gen 4 had a good design.
>>27539128
That's not what genwunners are you god damn cunt, I've been playing every single game since gen 1 but I'm not a genwunner because I've played and enjoyed games that aren't gen 1
>>27539514
>every pokemon from gen IV sucked
sure is underage in here.
>>27539042
>gen 5 improved designs
and here goes your mask, master baiter...
>>27539385
i'd save cofag, reuniclus, crustle and sigi
rest are all shit, and there are more from this gen
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>>27539635
The only people who enjoyed gen 4 are the people who had never played a Pokemon game before it. Please. I know you'll never admit it cause "muh 10 year old nostalguh" but every SINGLE design from that game was AWFUL. Especially the 50 legendaries they decided to toss in.
>>27539673
I said the series went downhill after gen IV, my favorite game is pokemon crystal, I had Blue back in the 90s and got yellow on release.
>Has an all or nothing way of thinking like a 15 year old would
>decides to call others underage
So ironic.
>>27539673
he's right you know
>>27539673
but trolley-desu
i've been playing pokemon since gen 2, because honestly gen 1 graphics were a clusterfuck
also
>muh legendaries in sinnoh
yeah no
because the same ammount through forms and shit we got in unova was any better
the designs were even worse
the double standards of unova underage are pretty ebin in here
Shut the fuck up and post cute rocks.
>>27538568
It's neat to have another pokemon in the stratosphere. I wonder if fug interacts with these at all.Isn't raquaza supposed to eat meteors?
>>27538609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKgcTUS-zQI
>>27539740
Forms don't occupy dex slots.
I've been playing since 1998.
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I think you have to be at least 18 to buy most of the stuff people use to an hero.
>>27539797
>th-they don't occupy dex slots goy
>th-those shitty forms are actually healthy and useful
>the keldeo with dildo horn and the 3 cloud men are good
>that other thing that dances and sings and is only obtainable through event isn't forgettable anon!!!
>look at that incredible cow trio with retarded footwear and the steel one being a mess
>chicken dick with unlikely wings that dragons
>dragon that black spandex
>another giant head thing with random event mons and wings on ass
><> J
(You)
>>27539797
wow anon
that one redundant form is better than that other redundant species: the post
simply epic
>>27539797
>i've been playing since 98' meme
>>27539740
>i've been playing pokemon since gen 2
The generation with the worst new Pokemon overall, and the second worst starters
Interesting
>>27539903
and...your points is?
>>27538299
>having to catch dozens of them, battle with them and let them get below half hp to make sure you have one of each color
Oh boy, here we go
>>27539774
>Rayquaza accidentally eats a bunch of Miniors.
>Winds up having to pass them like kidney stones because he can't digest them properly.
>>27538282
>criticizes genwunners for being intolerant
Did he? I'm seeing ignorance and bias, but nothing about intolerance.
>>27539857
>>27539797
Literal children
>>27539470
Saving this one
>>27539167
cry a fucking river
>>27538531
Now that's a thought anon
>>27538609
>tfw 3 days from the anouncement someone made a rosalina thread here and I didn't post ">inb4 luma pokemon" because of fear of being called an unfunny idiot
It would've been so neat. At least we got it, so its alright
>>27538282
The difference between an initiator and a retaliator
>>27538232
Not calling your Minior Luma. SHAME ON YOU.
>>27544110
Rosalina best princess!
>>27544125
Ofc. She's kawaii af.
>>27539385
>Solosis line
>Cofagrigus
>Trubbish line
>Vanillite line
>Crustle
>bad
I'll fucking fight you m8
>>27544125
She's not even a princess
She doesn't have a title
She's just blue peach with an emo haircut
>>27538232
I still like Pokemon. I just like gen 1 the most.
>>27539137
more like what a 16 year old would say.