ITT: We choose six pokemon that best represent our real life

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take your own conclusions

>>27520973
You're a fat medium

>>27521060
nope i'm tall and skinnyfat

>>27520973
you're op

>>27520973
you're a narcoleptic

Fill everybody box with autism for everybody that takes part.

>>27520973
You've been depressed for so long and oppressed it by sleeping, that you have gotten to a state where you've given up on bettering and have convinced yourself that you're just a lazy person.

>>27521092
correct, with a modafinil prescription to complete.

>>27521103
Was that a sentence?

>>27521454
It was clear what he was saying, Anon. Try to avoid getting caught up on typos when people call you autistic, it doesn't help.

>6 Golducks

>>27521623
You're a lazy america?

>>27522050
go

Braviary
Porygon
Stantler
Munchlax
Slowking
Lombre

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I just need one Pokémon to literally define myself:

>Mimikyu hates sunlight, preferring dark places. It is rumoured that the cloth covering its body is a strategy to avoid the sun. Don't try to remove the cloth, it is said that those that do become afflicted with an illness. Mimikyu's costume is based on Pikachu merch that was popular 20 years ago. It wants to be loved by people like Pikachu is.

>>27522202
You're a corpse in a pikachu onsie?

>>27522667
basically

>>27521623
Is it to do with your occupation? Like working in a nature reserve and data stuff?

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I challenge someone to guess what industry I work in.

I am not a detective

>>27520892
I'll do basic forms just to make things interesting.
Just tell me what you assume.
I'm not good at making the picture for the team, so I will just type it in.

Slowpoke, Litten, Skitty, Skrelp, Cottonee, and Drifloon.

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Last one is Minior

>>27521654
>>27522718
>Quaqsire and Slowpoke because I live in a marshy area
>Torterra and Sawsbuck because I'm into gardening
>Braviery because I live in the U.S.
>Porygon-Z because my occupation is graphic design

>>27522876
You're hobby artist who is an actor who plays a private investigator who frequently disguises himself and slacks off in a Godzilla movie?

>>27522898
You've got pet cats and are a bit slow?

>>27522876
You're a makeup/costume designer?

>>27522876
Cinematographic industry? As make up Artist/costumist?

>>27522976
You're an angry fat man that likes little kids and you spy on them, You run away at extreme speeds whenever someone sees you.

>>27523639
Nah

>>27524141
>>27524191
While not exactly my job, you did get that I work in film. Bravo!

>>27524194
Skinny Ginger, like my food and naps, still have no fucking clue what path in life I want to take, mischievous, army vet (Tumblr comic), takes me a little while to break out of my shell

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>>27524746
I suppose I could replace two Trubbishes with Pokémon that would live nearby or that I would enjoy keeping company.

>first 4 are occupation
>Turtwig because I have always lived near a lake or river and I like tortoises and it's my favourite starter and it's easy to care for as it feeds via photosynthesis and water
>Goomy because I'm fairly weak but can take a hit and SLUGS KEEP RUINING MY FUCKING GARDEN

>>27524308
Well if you're not the makup/costume person then my guess will be that you're the one getting the makup/costume. Are you a stunt double maybe?

>>27524308
You create props?

>>27524746
>>27524883
>only likes one pokémon from alola
>considers bringing 3 trubbishes in a team
either b8 or really sad, man

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>>27526181
It's not a matter of whether I like Pikipek (which I happen to), it's a Woodpecker and would be good for woodwork.

>or really sad
It really is.