When am I getting my Alola Form crystal onix?

When we get a gen where it's based in a REAL American area, like Kentucky.

>>27507927
the Carolinas are way more interesting..
we have Venus fly traps,a rocky coast,plains,mountains etc..

>>27507884
they better do this or i am mad

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>>27507884
postgame cave here

>>27509978
plz plz plz

>>27509911
actual carolinas are boring as fuck though
t. NCfag

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>inb4 ice/rock

>green Pidgey
>pink Butterfree
>orange petal Vileplume
>white Snorlax
>purple Keckleon
>shadow Mewtwo
>shadow Lugia

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>>27507884
>>27510451
>Alola form, the official pokemon form of "hey, remember us? remember g1 and how cool we were?"
>the official pokemon for remember when...

>>27510451
Oh I don't give a shit about its typing and stats. I just like neat looking pokemon.

>>27511010
Yes, how dare they give us a gimmick we've all been asking for in a game I was already planning to buy. Those devious bastards.

>>27510425
you underestimate how boring the rest of the us is geographically