Starters Evo are shit

>>27504492
Aside from Rowlet, I don't get the other two at all. Rowlets evo was instantly a fan fav bc it went from Shooting feathers to shooting arrows, we get it that's BADASS. But as for Popplio and my baby Litten....just why? I was so pumped on that circus idea, Popplios final evo would've been so playful but menacing, and as for my baby Litten....no words...it's ugly. Litten had so much potential as as a cat, and now I don't see that bipedal piece of shit as cat or Tiger one bit. Why it muscular and why is its paws just so big???? It's not even an argument anymore, Tiger3 is the most hated design and all Litten fans everywhere are super dissapointed even to which they're changing sides. Im staying with Litten regardless, I'm just waiting to see how this all plays, out, who knows maybe when the time comes things will be better

>>27504797
I hope you're right. Maybe I'll not evolve it or something, but I hate playing unevolved mons.

>>27504827
If Littens middle evo isn't a cat version of the rock maybe I won't evolve it, but in hate playing with un evolved mons too.

>>27504492
The sea lion Popplio was the only one I sort of like but knowing that it has a clown theme was a giant red flag that it's evo's designs will suck

Nothing modeled after a clown looks cool/good, imo

I just hope the humanlike poses are just for the anime and Greninjautism v2. If Poppmaid in-game just looks like an elegant sealion on all fours I can like it. Milotic is a good example of what I mean.

What exactly is wrong with bipedal? Just because they did it for a 7th time in a row? Doesn't really sound compelling as a reason why that's bad.

Or do you people seriously think being bipedal equates to furbait?

>>27504797
stop saying "my baby" litten you sick fuck
it's a pokemon don't be weird about it

>>27504492
>Why is Popplio training to doing acrobatic stuff with Big Bubble balloon if he stops doing so and becomes a girly Singer ? What a shitty design.

We haven't seen the middle evolution yet you dramatic cry baby.

>>27504492
I just wanted a clown Pokemon that isn't in the Mr. Mime family. Popplio was so cute and I wouldn't even mind it turning into some sort of evil menacing clown for a twist. But a siren? What even, where did that come from?

And looks like Litten's final evo is gonna be added to the pile of fire/fighting starter bullshit. Great.

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>>27504492
Split evos

>>27504958
I say "my baby" because I love cats, what is it worse then all the people who say they literally want to fuck poppmaid?

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I'm still holding onto hope that these are scrapped designs and split evos. Call me a denialfag, but I just can't deal with three good looking starters evolving into these abominations.

>>27505071

Get ready to quit Pokemon forever then, you baby.

I have a question about the leaks, are the "chinese leaks" the same leaks that mention split evos for the starters or that was some other random bullshit?

Also, the final evos were leaked here first or in reddit (i never go to reddit and i only saw the leaks here)?

you fags will complain about anything. I'm still sticking with litten, bara tiger looks like a bro I could go to the bar with and pick up slutty bitches. I aint even mad bro

>>27504492
I really loved Popplio but if there isn't slit evos I think I'm going to keep it pure and box it when it's still a Popplio, and replace it with Exeggute

>>27505071
Couldn't have said it better myself, I know at E3 they said they really focused on making them cute, but why go from cute edgy Cat, to disgustingly ripped bipedal wrestler, and adorable gender nutrual seal, to Beautiful feminine siren?(come on, even girls think it's too Feminine, it's not any different for us boys)

>>27505071
This. This might be the first gen where I box or don't fe my starter. I'm still holding on to hope until the official announcement though, not enough proof so far to be definitely confirmed.

>>27504492
>Why is Popplio training to doing acrobatic stuff with Big Bubble balloon if he stops doing so and becomes a girly Singer ? What a shitty design.

Yeah, because since it looks girly it can't have other personality aspects at all! It's a girly female girl who's only capable of doing girl things like singing, even though nothing about the concept art implies it's a singer. A girl, being playful and acrobatic? Pfffttt, no way, it has eyelashes! It can't possibly keep the theme/personality even though we know nothing about it yet!

>>27505265
>come on, even girls think it's too Feminine

Stop exaggerating any time.

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>>27505071
Don't worry, they are most likely fake or at the very least scrapped.
With of all of these great pokemon designs that we have gotten, I find it really hard to believe that they would drop the ball that hard on the starter evos.

Anyone who believes that they are 100% proven to be the actual starter evolutions are mentally retarded. A girl having a flower in her hair in a region thats based on fucking hawaii is not that hard of a thing to guess.

>>27504924
The whole problem with shitmaid is that the clown theme was dropped completely to become another shitty fucking waifumon that has nothing to do with Popplio

>>27505071

I felt Robinhoot was trying too hard at first, but it's growing on me. Infinitely better than its counterparts, at least.

>>27505354
THERE
IS
NO
CLOWN
THEME

It's a circus seal, the ones that clap and go OW OW OW and play with balls. Go look at its concept art, in-battle animations and stop being a memester retard.

>>27505307
>It can't possibly keep the theme/personality even though we know nothing about it yet!
The concept art doesn't show it doing anything. Even El Tigre got a lot of movements in its design sheet, while the mermaid got none.

>>27505380
It's still unreasonable for it to evolve into furbait

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>tfw ballio will never be real

feels bad man

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>>27505380
>THERE
>IS
>NO
>CLOWN
>THEME

>>27504958
He's just giving Litten a nickname because it's a kitten. Literally every pet owner has done this when they have a baby animal as their pet.

Not everything is perverted man.

>>27505380
Alright you jizz guzzling retard, then the fucking circus seal theme was dropped completely to become another shitty fucking waifumon

the gardevoir audience should all be hanged

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>>27505307

Finally, someone who actually uses their brains and doesn't judge things at face value before getting all the details first.

>>27505414
Any Popplio evolution would looks like furbait. Every mammal Pokémon is furbait.

Hell, Ballio was furbait too, only for girls and gays.

>>27505454
I don't mind Gardevoir nearly as much, as it is not a starter

>>27505454
It'd be furbait regardless of what it evolved into you unpleasable fuck nugget

>>27505071
Same. They're not that much of a dissapointment to me (I like Rowlet's and Popplio's to some degree), but they don't seem to fit a theme at all.

>>27504492
Can someone please explain to me how these have been confirmed?

>>27505580
One of the new notgymleader girls can be see brewing tea on Luchalitten's dick in the chink leak images

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I
JUST
WANTED
A FUCKING RAPECLOWN

WHY COULDN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING REGULAR ASS GOOFY RAPECLOWN FUCKING WHY

POPPLIO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BECOME FEMININE MAJESTIC BULLSHIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD GAMEFREAK FUCKING LISTEN TO MAJESTICFAGS FUCKING WHY A RAPECLOWN WOULD HAVE CURED COULROPHOBIA ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND ACTUAL REAL LIFE CLOWNS WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED IT

ALL I JUST FUCKING WANTED WAS A BASED AS FUCK RAPECLOWN JUST LIKE BALLIO WHY WHY JUST FUCKING WHY

POPPLIO LITERALLY HAD EVERY FUCKING REASON AND CHANCE TO BECOME A RAPECLOWN AND NOT A FUCKING MERMAID WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE A FUCKING CLOWN POKEMON AND TURN IT INTO A MERMAID WHY GAMEFREAK WHY

>>27505473
>>27505509
I'm not sure you understand the concept of 'furbait'

Braixen IS furbait
Raticate IS NOT furbait
Renamon IS furbait
Ranamon IS kinda hot desu
Dewgong IS NOT furbait

etc.

Do you understand?
Or should I say 'waifubait' so you understand my point?
Or what?

>>27504492

I hope that the split evolution leaks are fake, because you brats don't deserve anything that will satisfy you. I checked multiple Pokemon communities on the Internet about these designs and none of them are whining about them as much as you entitled babies.

>>27505681
Dude, you're on 4chan

We're allowed to be whiny bitches here

>>27504954
Why would they make a pig, and turn it instead of a massive flaming warthog, to a Ganon?

Why would they turn a small standard fox, into a two legged walking fox with hairy ears?

Why would they turn a small cat into a walking wrestling tiger?

Just keep a Pokemon a fucking Pokemon. Why are they so humanoid? What's wrong with four fucking legs?

>>27505604
So basically Chinese leaks confirmed? Fuck, I wanted use litten but since rowlett's final evo looks the best I guess I'm going rowlett

>>27505681
I'm glad you could stroke your superior e-peen all over us anon. You must feel so euphoric in this moment as you laugh at us lowly complainers. Arceus forbid people feel human emotions like anger or sadness.

>>27505720
Well what's the problem with two legs?

Why are you all so triggered at the fact that you're not getting starters that walk on all fours? If anything, that sounds like furfaggotry.

>>27504492
I don't like them, but I want them to be real after reading this thread and seeing just how WHINY you all are.

>>27505727
There is still hope that it's not the final design and it's just a beta form.

>>27505718
>le quit complaining, 4chan! meme

Back to /reddit/ faggot, we have good taste, these designs are terrible. I've never said this until this gen, they tipped me over the top. Especially that goddamn grass owl everyone is loving despite it being a mess

>>27505803
I'm one of the people complaining

You have as much right to complain as anyone
I think these designs are shit too

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>>27504492
The owl's design looks busy as hell with alot of shit tacked on it, The wrestler cat I've "Warmed" up to I guess, but the mermaid looks really fucking bad and not cause it's "GIRLY" it just looks plain bad and i'd be fine with it if it were it's own Pokemon and not a starter.

Why the fuck would they make another wrestling fire starter literally 2 gens after Emboar? I'm really hoping the leaks are fake because that would be so lazy if GF actually did that

>ancient poppliofags

Anon the very first second we saw Popplio in the trailer I was shouting out loud how it was exactly what I wanted out of the water starter and I still love the look of the siren. Sirens are singers, singers are performers, it still works fine. Not to mention supposed "mermaids" have been parts of circuses in the past.

Just because you don't like it don't assume everyone who does is jumping on some bandwagon.

>>27505331
Oh really? I've done the same and almost everyone likes Rowlets, but everyone else either things Littens is trash and Popplios is too Feminine(and both guys and girls are saying that)

>>27505938
I don't like it either

>>27506056
But I like it too

>>27505110
Can someone tell, please? I wanna know if there is hope or not.

>>27505938
I just assume they're furfags, not bandwagonners

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>>27505307
>>27505413
>>27505457
It literally has it's arms spread and head raised as if singing in one drawing. Oh and the first line of japanese on the leak also translates to "Uses its voice to charm and or lure opponents"
It's a fucking siren
I'm perfectly fine with it's design but you guys just sound like sjw assholes

>>27506056
That's fine. I'm not saying you should or shouldn't like it. Everyone's got their own tastes and viewpoints. Just that it's possible that someone who liked one of these Pokemon from the start likes these evolutions.

>>27506151
Sadly several probably are, but not everything is sex and porn for everyone.

>>27505644
Is this a new pasta?

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>>27505353
>Anyone who believes that they are 100% proven to be the actual starter evolutions are mentally retarded. A girl having a flower in her hair in a region thats based on fucking hawaii is not that hard of a thing to guess.
>thinking the hair style being a 1:1 is a pure coincidence
>having so much hate for these designs that you literally have to lie to yourself

The denial here is out of this world.

>>27505354
>w-w-waifumons!! REEEE

You're a complete baby, dude.

>>27506240
I'll laugh my ass off if they do turn out to be some god tier fakes but then the actual evos are ugly as shit.
The denialfags would sit there with their shitmon and pretend to like it while saying "ha-haha I was right guys.. it was fake"

>>27506280
It could be worse

He could be a furfag

>>27506163

No one is denying those things. Did you not read the third post you quoted? Wait until we get all details before you throw a fit. We have yet to see the middle evolution that may help make sense of this.

>>27506151

Are you really this mad that you have to put this stupid label on everyone who likes it?

>>27506454
I'm not mad, I'm merely making an observation

>>27506400
>No one is denying those things.
What?
>>27505307
>nothing about the concept art implies it's a singer
And then everyone agreed with this ^
I gave details that we already have. It's a siren. It might also be acrobatic and that's fine and whatever but literally all 3 of those were in denial about it having any personality tacked onto it yet. The text literally says it sings and has an "elegant" nature. Are you in denial about being in denial?

>>27505744
>Arceus forbid

Take your victimized post to reddit.

>>27506481

To be fair, the autstic fans of something are the most vocal ones, sadly. There are geinuine Poppmaid fans out there that aren't screaming from the roof tops about how much they want to stick their penis in it.

>>27505647
>finds Renamon attractive
>thinks his argument means anything now

>>27505938
OP here I never said everyone hates it. I said that this thread is for people who hates it, that's all.