Eevee is kill. We need your help to find the killer before he takes more victims!
>Dubs:
You are kill (If you are kill get the fuck out of the thread)
>Trips:
You suspicious bastard
>Quads:
You are the killer!
Keep it pokemon related. ie if you're going to be a detective, be a pokemon. Hopefully the mods will let us have our fun, as it is the season to be jolly, and it's just as relevant as half the shit posted to this board (as long as it stays pokemon related)
>>27457099
Nice job OP.
>>27457099
>killer
you mean rapist.
>>27457099
Oh shit, fagdog got ganked. I was, uh, 'training' with lopunny when it went down.
I do say, what seems to be happening in this- DEAR LORD!
>>27457099
Well, you really fucked that one up, OP.
>>27457099
I want to FUCK that Eevee
>>27457124
Who said it couldn't be both?
>>27457099
Well ain't this some shit.
>>27457099
>>27457223
>one off from being suspicious
You got lucky.
>>27457223
That was close.
I didn't see nuthin'!
>>27457099
It was Leafeon.
>>27457255
FUCKING RIP
>>27457255
You got too close
I feel like only a cold hearted snake would kill an adorable eeveeZygarde just because you didn't get your own game doesn't mean you can just kill pokemon
>>27457255
Not for you.
>>27457099
OP was KILL for this post
Maybe it deserved to die.
>>27457255
It's time to job.
Didn't an Eevee die during a trailer and Magearna absorbed its energy
Fucking robotic waifu
So as of right now this is the list of victims.
Eevee
OP
Vulpix
But we got no leads on who the culprit could be.
did i die
>>27457099
Detective Drampa is on the case!
OH SHIT WHO'S KILLING PEOPLE!
>>27457099
Fun game OP. Too bad you died to make it.
someone call detective pikachu
>>27457099
Eh, nothing was really lost.
Detective Pikachu is on the case! Sorry I'm late, had to stop for a nice egg in this trying time.
ill splash the killer to death
Who would do such a thing?
>>27457433
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THEY KILLED HIM AND TOOK HIS FACE!
Detective BEEP BEEP on the case.
These murders are starting to beep me out...
>>27457433
Not on the case more!
>>27457372
Aww, Detective Drampa will save the day!
We have no leads, it looks like. Also holy shit >>27457433 our fair detective is kill
I promise I had nothing to do with it you guys
>>27457433
Dead he is, yet no culprit in sight. 4 lost, but who is this criminal?
He is the killer!
I couldn't have killed it, my trompy horse feet can't hold any weapons!
3 dead. 2 of them detectives. This certainly is a mystery my fellow anons
It wasPokemon Go
>>27457099
i wonder
>>27457458
I AM REGEYECE I SEE ALL
>>27457099
Ayy lmao you'll never catch me an my single 3.
I blame Snorlax
>>27457433
Stealing his fucking face? I steal keys n' shit, but that's fucked up.
>>27457500
Regice is down
>>27457500
You see death
>>27457500
I guess heshould have seen that coming
>>27457500
They killed regice
>>27457500
Did you see your death?
>>27457500
>>27457522
AW SHIT
NIGGAs GOT MELTED
>>27457500
Its seems like our chilly friend has been killed in cold blood!
>>27457500
NOOOO ANOTHER INNOCENT LIFE GONE
>>27457500
Rip Reggie
>rp shit
Hoping I get quads so this shit can die.
>>27457500
>>27457522
IT JUST DOESN'T END I'LL NEED SOMEONE WHOS NOT DEAD TO AID ME!!
>>27457500
HE DEAAD
>>27457500
You saw too much.
Who killed Eevee, OP, Vulpix, Detective Pikachu and Regeyece? It's a mystery.
>>27457522
More are down! When will it end?!
Tierno is on the case!
>>27457500
See how dead you are!
>>27457555
IM WATCHING YOU
>>27457555
HOLY SHIT BARNEY SKETCH AS FUCK
hope i don't die
>>27457522
You were saying?
>>27457536
I made a pun first you moron
>>27457555
OH GOD
>>27457555
FUCKIN' ON TO YOU BARNEY
>>27457555
>you saw too much
What did he mean by this? I've got my eyes on you...
>>27457552
The real detective pikachu is on the case.
>>27457555
This purple dinosaur seems suspicious, I sashimi try to hug eevee yesterday. Said he lovedher
>>27457535
>>27457553
IMPOSTER
>>27457555
BARNEY
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS >>27457566
>>27457577
making puns kill you confirmed
>>27457575
>57575
C...Checked? Kinda?
>>27457577
Rip
It wasn't me.
Come at me, killer. I am trained in all types of math and science.
>>27457577
Those monsters!
Best Eeveelution is on the case
>>27457577
>OH GOD
A fitting reaction, dear chum
>>27457577
Another One Bites The Dust
>>27457555
Purple dinosaur is dangerous and must be watched.
>>27457599
>>27457600
ded
>>27457555
Fuck you Barney you fat purple fuck I never trusted you
Everyone dropping left and right in here.
>>27457555
I'm sure he did, that's why you killed him!
>>27457599
Discovering rules kills confirmed
>>27457611
Best Eeveelution in pokemon go is dead
As if the water gun nerf wasn't enough
>>27457611
Worst Eeveelution is now off the case.
>>27457611
No you're not, fag
WHO'S SIMGLE NOW
>>27457555
I'm on to you you sketchy ass purple kid loving dinosaur
>>27457555
OH FUCKIT WAS BARNEYFAG ALL ALONG
>>27457611
Real best Eeveelution is not dead.
golbat chan reporting in
IN-SPECTOR SMEARGLE!
Everyone stand back! I'll get to the bottom of this. This is Official Poke-Police business!
>>27457611
AND YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP! Pikachu my friend another murder!
I could be next.. my game isn't even out yet
Don't kill best ditto pls
...
>>27457335
RIP anon
i did it for keks
>>27457659
You'll be fine, dont worry!
Why are people getting killed? Who could do this?
>>27457099
>stupid bitch fox got killed
Thank god. I didn't even have to put her in a tv.
I didn't do it and you can't prove anything
I'm scared guys.
pusi
>>27457577
Rest in Spaghetti
I will avenge you
Prepare your anus, barney
WHOS SLOW NOW
>>27457677
But you won't be
>>27457677
You won't be.
benis
>>27457677
Zubat down oh god.
>>27457677
Nooo zubatchan!
>>27457677
ZUBAT NO
>>27457611
Worst Eeveelution is in the casket.
What if we never figure out who did it anon? Eevee, OP, like three different detective Pikachu... they would all die in vain.
>>27457686
You'll die of diabetes first
dicks
>>27457699
You diedagain
While looking for the killer we should definitely play Pokemon GO.
Don't worry, thread. I will put a stop to this at once!
>>27457699
You were already dead anyway.
>>27457699
haunter is kill
Time to mingle with the young folk for clues. If I don't make it out Pikachu,Smeargle it's all on you guys.
>>27457699
They killed the ghost!
>>27457713
Sadly not the case.
>>27457733
So were you.
dicks out
Beware, the killer is near!!!
>>27457744
Likewise.
I'll stop them all!
>>27457744
And you!
Nice "subtle" Poke-RP thread.
>>27457731
I certainly hope so, this is getting intense.
>>27457733
nigga now you dead
We need to cross universes! Prince Vegeta will know what to do!
am i the killer?
benis :DDDDD
Wow guys isn't all of this just terrible
Only another ghost can kill a ghost
Or a dark type
Or....
IT WAS ME, DIO!
Team Valor will solve this mystery!
>>27457611
>>27457433
>>27457500
Stop declaring yourselves detectives.
The killer is near.
>>27457744
I guess you could say he was dead on arrival.
>>27457777
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I was just eating some grass at the time. I didn't see nothing and I mind my business
Man, this killer must be some kind of genius!
>>27457777
SPURDO! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
>>27457777
Murderer!
>>27457766
NOO PI PIKACHU
>>27457777
F U G
>>27457777
YOU FUCKER!!!!
>>27457777
THE KILLER IS FOUND
Shouldn't be surprised
>>27457777
SPURDO HOW COULD YOU
It's ok guys, we're safe now.
>>27457777
delete this
>>27457777
See? I'm innocent you neckbeards
>>27457777
Killed by root beer
>>27457788
Yes he is.
>>27457777
Well this sucked. Later guys
>>27457777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>27457777
BAAASSTARD. whatever the fuck you are.
>>27457777
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>27457777
KILL HIM
>>27457777
So much death, how could you?
>>27457777
AHA I FOUND YOU EVERYONE KNOWS BARQ'S IS THE BEST ROOT BEER
>>27457777
>this fucking guy
doing god's work man
>>27457764
Just trust me. We'll have this killer exposed in no time.
>>27457777
You fucking monster
>>27457777
NOW I SEE, THAT THE MEME WAS ON ME
>>27457777
Oh shit.
>>27457777
Holy shit, it was you?!
>>27457817
You're still smarmy 2bh
>>27457555
I got my eyes on you
>>27457834
Take your meds, Gramps. Everybody knows Sarsaparilla is the dominant member of the root beer chain.
i love how this thread doubles as a reaction thread as well
>>27457777
Bring him in boys, case closed
Look at me I'm relevant
Psst, is the killer gone?
>>27457868
wow chris-chan really let himself go
I..I d-didn't kill her... I s-swear anon...
>>27457855
There's another killer
>>27457855
SWEET JESUS There's another one on the loose!
So did we ever find the culprit? What is the motive?
>>27457777
Holy shit, well fucking done. I haven't laughed that deep in my gut for a long time.
>>27457777
WE GOT HIM BOYS! CONVERGE CONVERGE!
>>27457855
I TOLD YOU BARQS WAS THE BEST! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>>27457777
Aha! The criminal always return to his preying spot.
>>27457855
Is this the work of a copycat killer? or an accomplice?
Fuck, there was another one?
>>27457948
forgot pic related
>>27457951
I mean, maybe he's gone. Seems pretty dead now.
you're all screwed
>>27457777
Even though he got quads, you should beware.this one did not work alone
deres not anober killer :DDD
>>27457969
Aw come on, we're safe!
>>27457968
And stop fearmongering!
>>27457951
>>27457967
Maybe there actually is another killer?
>>27457969
I mean, two serial killers in the same area..?
fucc dis shit i'm out
>>27457969
Detective Sylveon is on the case
>>27457985
>>27457984
Watch as more dubs are had.
>>27457999
You stop right there fucker.
>>27457999
I WONDER WHY ROWLET? YOU SUSPICIOUS OWL
>>27457999
AND WHY ARE YOU LEAVING EXACTLY?
>>27457999
NOT SO FAST!
>>27457999
AFTER HIM
THE MONKEY IS ESCAPING
>>27457999
You should probably stay, friend. I think we need to talk to you a little more...
>>27457999
What's your hurry, Borb? Got a hot date... WITH ANOTHER MURDER!?
well shit
>>27457999
Don't mind me, just eating my pudding...
>>27458030
You can't touch me fuckers.
>>27457999
Nu-uh you're staying right here.
>>27458055
I bet rowlet did this
>>27458055
Pudding confirmed for killer!
>>27458055
Then you choked to death... by a pudding. What are you doing? Training for a blowjob?
>>27458055
SOMEONE POISONED THE PUDDING!
>>27458055
Holy shit was that poison?!
>>27458052
>>27457999
Did you do this?!?!
>>27458067
The plot thickens...
>>27458071
The fuck are you? Doing capoiera over he
THE KILLER KILLED THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>27458055
Someone clearly had a hatred for this Flareon's gluttony... or lack of moves...
Where's your alibi, Rowlet? I oughta lock you up right now!
>>27458055
the rest of us are safe though, right?
>>27458090
i'm innocent
>>27458055
THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL EVERY EEVEELUTION IS DED
>no more deaths
Are we safe?
>>27458112
I bet we are, anon.
With every post I get closer to dancing in hell.
I am invincible.
>>27458112
Maybe. Perhaps that anon dying from the pudding was just food poisoning or something?
This should be a daily general thread
>>27458112
No one is safe
>>27458145
You should really have gotten dubs.
>newfags don't understand how disgusting generals are
>>27458109
That's what they all say! I think I have enough to draw my conclusions from. You're going away for a long time, Roothoot!
none of us are ever safe
>>27457099
Wat
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT
NO TRIPS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP BEPIS MIGHT
FEAR MY POWER, GREEN SNEKS LIGHT
if I pretend to be Jolteon will I die?>>27458110
Wonder who the killer is?
I am not kill pls
>>27458197
B-b-but Barney got trips too, and he was innocent
>Quads
>In slow board
>>27457099
I am de killer
>>27458223
I got my eye on you...
>>27458223
whoa shit dude that was close. goodness gracious I was almost deemed suspicious
>>27458250
Adds to the intensity t b h
>>27458145
Are you aiming towards Niantic levels of retardation? Because you're getting there.
>>27458267
>>27458267
>>27458267
>>27458235
He didn't needlessly defend himself, either, and it was proven that he wasn't the murderer we were seeking...
You, on the other hand, are in quite a panic.
>>27458055
>>27457777
I understand now.
How could I be so stupid.
Samefag.
Hello! Snivy joins the thread!
Well I was gonna post an image of snivy, but the thread hit the image limit, good job op, your thread is really popular! (Time to make a new thread)
(Why do I have the bad feeling that I will get trips or dubs right away?)
I heard killers smell like strawberries
>>27458355
fugging dead son
>>27457777
:DDDDDD
What's going on in this thread?
>>27457744
Im sorry for your loss