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So I found this in my Facebook, and coming from a religious household, I am honestly not surprised
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Why are Christians so edgy?
>This is god he's my OC character
>he created everything and he can do literally ANYTHING
>Once he FLOODED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND KILLED EVERYTHING
>and if he gets mad at u, he sends you to his personal TORTURE DIMENSION called Hell... for ETERNITY... so u best watch out kiddo
>also he knows LITERALLY everything
>His son was Jewish, so he nailed him to a piece of wood FOR THREE DAYS AND KILLED HIM... And now he forces peopel to drink his blood...
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>>27453664
This thing is new and I don't understand it, therefore it's somehow automatically evil.
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>>27453818
Shhh, neo-4chan will immediately jump on you
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>>27453818
oh my fuck
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>>27453818
Fucking beautiful
>So you better watch out kiddo
O I am laffin
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Why do Christians have such a distasteful attitude towards Pokemon? This is an honest question! Why the hell are they using POKEMON instead of fucking GTA!?
Also bonus prize: (>Pic)
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>>27453818
>this entire post
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>>27453818
This makes my religion even better
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>>27453818
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>>27453818
kek
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>>27455849
They can smell Pokemon's occult aspects.
GTA is nothing but a normal series in comparison.
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>>27453664
Atheist trying to start shit again.
And you wonder why no one like you guys.
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>>27453818
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depends on the church, really.
both the senior pastor and the youth pastor at my church took a day to drive around with the kids just to find pokeymans
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>>27453818
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>>27453818
Judeo-Christian God confirmed for ultimate Gary Stu edgelord.
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>>27453818
first post best post
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>>27455945
fuck off back to habibistan achmed
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>>27455849
I am Christian, my friends are Christian, my family is Christian, I live in a Christian community, and EVERYONE loves Pokemon. My entire high school loved it and people played it all the time.
Its not Christians that are the problem, its ignorant morons who hate popular stuff that some what (not really) go against their belief.
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>>27453664
My religious mom wouldn't let me play Pokemon until DP came out when I was 12 and she realized it wasn't as violent as she thought. Knowing people like her through church growing up, I'm not surprised these people still exist.
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>>27453818
This wildly oversimplified, but fedoralords on my \Vp\ from reddit just HAD to upbote dis SYCK MEEM!
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>>27453818
As a Christian, I confess that I smiled.
Best religion joke I've seen in years.
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>>27453664
Oh man, this fucking thread.
I happen to live in the bible belt and one evening I was making conversation with one of my older coworkers since I overheard some teens play Pokemon Go. I told her about the news about it being the #1 most downloaded app and even people around their 20's were into it since we all grew up with it, and her response was, and I quote,
>"No thank you, I never raised my kids with that stuff. I don't need no demons in my life. I don't chase the demons I drive them out of my life."
Appearently pokemon are demons.
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>>27453818
>This is god he's my OC character
LostEven though I'm catholic and feel bad about saying it
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>>27453818
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>>27453664
>tfw republican
>tfw always grouped in with these nuts
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>>27453818
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>>27455849
First of all, evolution
Second of all, it's Japanese
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>>27453818
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>>27453818
*it was a hologram*
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>>27453818
holy fuck hell is worth it after laughing at this
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>>27453818
lel' d
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>American "christian" ruin everything again
Protestantism was a mistake
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>>27455849
My pastor said because they're pocket monsters, which are basically demons. Also evolution and whatnot. I still play though.
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>>27461109
Christians were even more edgy and retarded back then. Fuck off.
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who made this thread?
>>>/pol/83708341
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>>27453818
This is fucking gold
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>>27461109
Protestantism: the Christian edition of NO FUN ALLOWED.
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/pol/ found your thread, prepare for the storm
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>>27453818
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>>27461136
Christians were doing much worse before protestantism. Don't let the cute art fool you.
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>>27457847
>muh hebrew creation myths
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>>27454355
This is epic as hell.
Posting this to /r/4chan.
Atheists win again.
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>>27453664
Why do edgy manchildren who believe in Santa Claus have to be so fucking vocal about how they hate everything?
>I dun liek you so now u gon go to hell hahahaha XDDD
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>>27461115
>they're pocket monsters, which are basically demons
kek
News flash : owning pets now makes you a Demon Tamer.
Shin Megami Tensei GO, here I come.
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>Pokémon go to Hell
What are they bothered about then? If they're all going to Heaven and Pokémon are going to Hell, they've got nothing to worry about. Unless grammatical correctness is a prerequisite for Heaven.
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>>27461217
>SMT GO
Wouldn't that just be Devil Survivor with AR?
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>>27461164
reddit go home
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>>27455849
>tfw I was in that thread and one of my early posts made it into the collage
Don't know if anyone else pointed it out but another important part of that story was the fact that after he smashed his phone in his little drunken hissy fit, he managed to borrow another phone
>from his fucking parents
just so that he could redownload Pokemon Go in hopes that he could go out and quickly "get another gf" by playing it.
I have a feeling this is going to be the best Pokemon Go creep story /vp/ will ever have. Just like his favorite pokemon, after that brutal callout looks like he gotBUSTED.
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>>27453664
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pokemon-go-cyber-demons-rick-wiles_us_5787ff01e4b03fc3ee501a76
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>>27453818
Please screencap this, this best of 4chan material.
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>>27453818
thanks, you made my day
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I'm a Catholic, my wife is a Catholic, I'm hard alt-right and I love Pokemon.
Most of the protestant "churches" that hate on pokemon have pastors who profit greatly from running their con of a parish. They spook parents in order to cause a divide between them and the child so that more time is spent using the services of the parish.
Fucking disgusting desu desu sempai.
t. 28 year old anon who had to deal with it from his parents nearly 20 years ago
It's why I became a Catholic instead of staying in a "born again" church like my parents.
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>>27462166
Funny, I was raised protestant and the folks that were bent on believing that pokemon are from Satan himself claimed to be catholics.
I think it just varies by church and by family.
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