God,
I know I haven't spoken to you in a month, but I really need your hand on this.
Please don't let that fucking lucha libre Jaguar ruin the only starter I ever loved enough to genuinely plan on picking before release.
Please guide me and the rest of /vp/ to the proof that these Deviantart ocs aren't real.
You did this and more with Roothoot.
I believe in you and your abilities.
I'll start talking to my kids more, stop spending countless hours on this site, focus on my job, suck fewer dicks, anything.
Just let us have this little happiness and we will sew the seed.
Oh.
And don't let my wife know about last Thursday and the neighbor's wife.
Amen.
>>27439439
Amen
Amen
>>27439439
>God
who?
i think you meant our lord Arceus
>>27439439
>Deviantart OCs
Yeah, they seem very fanmade, inauthentic.
I'd be very disappointed in Game Freak if they actually designed and OK'ed those.
>>27439493
What's "inauthentic" about them? Not liking them is not a valid reason.
Really don't get this sentiment.
I mean, yeah, the final Litten 'generic wrestler' shit is boring as hell, 5/10 stuff, but I actually really like the robin hood and siren/mermaid aesthetic of the other two.
>>27439439
All around now, amen.
god doesn't real you pathetic sheeple
>>27440112
Exactly. It's the worst case scenario, and EXACTLY what happened last gen.
The first stages all look promising, and then Fire gets absolutely shafted while the other two turn out alright. Literally couldn't be more depressing... UNLESS it were to happen two gens in a row.
Please don't let the leaks be real. I'll be the saddest of denialfags.
>>27440143
Clever post, Sephiroth.
Amen!
>>27439485
You mean Arceusdammit.
>>27440193
I feel bad for ya man, I do. Look at it this way; if these starters come with out-of-the-box Mega or Synch or wtf-ever forms, maybe it'll look good?
>>27440272
I mean that'd be better than nothing I guess but cmon I'm a simple man, all I ask is a well designed Fire type starter that could not in any way be mistaken for a Fighting type. I think that's a pretty fucking reasonable expectation.
>>27439439
10/10 post OP