ITT: Inept news stories about Pokémon Go? This is in tomorrow's

>>27428649
>"Memorials at Kings Park and elsewhere are sacred as they honor the tens of thousands of Australians who served and died for their country"

How did so many Australians die? Were they fighting off alligators and box jellyfish? They were never relevant enough to be in any sort war.

>>27428924
*of

>>27428924
Emus and kangaroos kill thousands of australians a year

>>27428649

Wait, Niantic is from California? I honestly thought they were Japanese too because I was pretty sure Ingress was only really cared about in Japan.

>>27430488

Niantic was a division of Google until it was split off a few months ago.

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>>27428924
Strayans started a war with fucking emus and lost to them. Not only that, but they traveled to the other side of the world to remove kebab, only to get removed by kebab instead.

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>>27430462
>>27428924
World War Roo was important. Never forget, mate.

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>>27431470
>>27431315
Never gets old.

>The games japanese makers

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"Hmm...how about I make a 45 min Pokemon conspiracy video, and fill it with the most obnoxious overacting possible. People will want to watch that RIGHT?"

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>>27431520
>Australia is home to the worlds strongest weapon, the force of 20,000 birds

>>27431597
posted this in the wrong thread