There is literally nothing wrong with marrying pokemon.

But they don't exist

Isn't that just equivalent of marrying an animal irl?

>>27422964
Only psychic can marry and fighting affairs may become public disputes but most trainers pass off their eggs as other party members'

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Gardevoir is my wife!

>>27422964
>Once there were...
>...Because long ago...
>Folk Story

And there's the rub. This is a just a myth and most likely didn't happen, stop using it to justify porking your Pokemon.

>>27422998

Yep, and it's illegal in most countries.

>>27422998
Animal =/= Monster
Also, What is Alakazan with 5000IQ?

>you will never marry a cute pokemon girl

life
truly is suffering

This is a waifu/husbando claiming thread now!

I claim serperior! He is my husbando!

>>27423175
The same as a 18000°F Magcargo

A joke

>No arguing
>Looks up to you and follows your every order
>Never talks back
>Their life revolves around you
Are pokemon wives literally perfect?

>>27423300
One major flaw:
They aren't real

>>27422964
JustinRPG pls

>>27423175
A miserable little pile of secrets!

>>27423317
I won't let that stop me

>>27422964
We also has folklore of a or myth about guy fucking anything. Like Loki was fucked by a horse and gave birth to sleipnir or some shit. But we ain't got any of that here.

>>27423317
(for now)

>>27423317
>implying thats a flaw
2D is pure and perfect
Real bitches are whores and useless
You still have a lot to learn

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>>27422998
No, most pokemon are quite intelligent, not comparable to animals at all.
Maybe marrying a down syndrome or autist person most of them, but then some of them would be marrying to a retard human because of their insane intelligence.

>>27422964
Besides the fact that they aren't real.

>>27422998

No they are not and Pokémon is Pocket Monster for Short.

>>27423256

Logic don't apply to Fiction.

Fool.

>>27423390
Man, the plot of Thor 3 sounds insane.

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>>27423130
Salandit says hi

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>>27423238
>he
>serperior