EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON FLYGON VS VOLCARONA BEGIN!

>>27420381
no

Why Flygon and Volcarona?

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>>27420381
>rap music

>>27420417
> not liking at least the pokerap

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>>27420453
>pokerap

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>>27420417
>Jpop

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>>27420484
>not loving Jpop

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>>27420484
>not liking jpop

I succ ur ticc dicc

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ay yall flygon in tha house here we go

So I hard muh'fuckas wanna fine me
But first niggas gotta find me
What's fifty grand to a muh'fucka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this shit crazy
Y'all don't know that don't shit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Ball so hard, this shit weird
We ain't even 'pose to be here,
Ball so hard, since we here
It's only right that we be fair
Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tok
Audemars that's losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks
Ball so hard, I'm shocked too, I'm supposed to be locked up too
You escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too
Ball so hard, let's get faded, Le Meurice for like six days
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin' eights on my sick J's
Ball so hard, Bitch behave, just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK

Guys this is the most fire, sickest rap battle in tha history of ev3r
>>27420484
Also fuck u

call me when summer is over

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>>27420541
>You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too
What is wrong with you?

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>>27420541
Shit nigga, you think das flames? Let Volcarona really show you how to heat it up

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

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>>27420541
yo yo yo, yo i am volcarona and I wanna say, you're gay. okay. Gonna play and stay all night for the lay. grass and green dragon is lam can I get some green eggs and ham?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

>>27420511
Who is this semen demon?

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>>27420541
>>27420599
You call that an epic rap battle?

I'm a real pseudo Mon
I'm the flyest bug with the most
I'll scorch you up and make some REAL bug type Pokémon toast
Cause you suck dude, even Salamence is better than you
You'd be cool if Arena Trap wasn't such a bitch to deal with too
I see you're an antlion. Or a dragon. Well which is it man?
You're kinda like Garchomp, except he has more than one fan.
I'll Featherdance you two ways from Sunday, cause I'm Amon Ra
You're overrated trash, yet you didn't even get a mega.

in other words, cringe thread?

>>27420621
>you didn't even get a mega.

#SAVAGE

>>27420508
>>27420511
this board likes gay ass weeb shit who would have thought?

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>>27420654
>he doesn't like gay ass weeb shit

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You guys really are trying to force the worst thread on /vp/ title.

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>>27420599

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yo you're gay

you suck figs

oh

all night that your face all wells up and it fades

yo

>>27420712
Fuck you I was gonna post this

>This whole fucking thread
Summer is starting to show This one did make me chuckle a bit, it was kinda clever >>27420621 , everything else ITT is dogshit

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Listen nigga, yo wings are puny
Faggy ass goggles make you look loonie
Your type is ground because you're litter
I've seen prettier things come from my shitter
You think you're better, are you?
Your not even a threat in fucking RU.
You're the colour of puke
That design was a fluke
That's why your ass
Got no mega in ORAS.
Volcarona out bitch
My rhymes are rich
And my wings are fucking orange.

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>>27420621

You can keep your feathers I got a Dragon Dance dude
You got no gratitude, I got attitude, you can't even survive Magnitude
So many eggs to hatch, they outta call you an Easy Bake
Cause your ability sucks, what no Levitate? Feel my Earthquake
Antlions are cool, so shut your face you Venomoth imposter
At least it's more cool then yet another fucking Moth monster
I'll be chillin' in Hoenn you'll find me down at the desert
If you can handle the Sandstorm, bitchy bug freak getting hurt

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>>27420818

I GOT THIS
U GOT THIS?
I'M BUG/FIRE
CAN'T TOUCH THIS

THIS EVOLUTION BE PITCHIN TENTS
WHILE YOUR LINE MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE
THE FUCK IS THAT, WITH THE GIANT HEAD
WITH A BASE LIKE THAT, YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD
YOU SHOULD BE BUG/DRAGON BUT IT WENT TO SHIT
YOUR DESIGNER GOT CONFUSED AFTER GETTIN LIT
FROM UNOVA, POKEMON OF THE SUN
MY PROSE ARE ON FIRE, BETTER STEP BACK, SON
SUCH A UNIQUE TYPING, THERE'S SO MUCH I CAN DO
YET EVEN AS GROUND/DRAGON, YOU'RE STUCK IN RU
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SECOND FIDDLE TO GARCHOMP AND SALAMENCE
THEY BOTH GOT A MEGA, YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO GET THE HINTS

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>>27420620
SU-METAL desu!

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>>27420857
Oh fuck. It's over, Volcarona wins, unless Flygon can up his game.

I'm still waiting on the OP's explination for this weird-ass match up. I mean, I get not using garchomp, since flygon would get rekt, but why Volcarona?

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CHECK ME OUT MY NAME IS BRAK AND THAT'S A FACT
I GOT A MOM AND A DAD AND A YARD OUT BACK
WE SIT BY THE POOL AND WE NIBBLE ON SNACKS
AND WE EAT A BIG LUNCH AND WE ALL TAKE NAPS

>>27420654
youre in a gay ass weeb website faggot

>>27420899
could be better, but it seems like a sort of psuedo-legendary-mon thing that they both share

>>27420899
Because Desert bugs I'm guessing? You find Volcarona in Relic Castle while Trapinch are in Hoenns desert.

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>>27420857
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON
THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH SPORT
AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
BITCH
HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT? I CAN GO ALL DAY!

volcarona clearly wins senpai

>>27420984
Welp. Volcarona wins.

I drop real flow smoking real hash tho / got the emcee like...Ready. set. GO! / I'll tag you out like a 4 stock in smash Bros /
I'm cut throat when I'm fucking up your crew.

Like yo I spit fire and dance when I gigga drain you / I'll flame you with this hot ass body / I'll straight up shame you. Deranged jews.

Your moves are whack - you OU quack / step up to bat I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A RATATTAT.

God damn right I'll burn you / I'm not a fucking venomoth / or vigaroth I'M HOT AS FUCKING LAVA HOTH! WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST - WATCH ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF+++!!

I'm a ghost pepper at the club - I fire up pussy like rapidash / I'm hot as red lava when I'm tapping on that sandsrew ass - shake it like blossom gurl / I swear I'll be cool as a poliwhirl / I'll drain out your fucking brains through your eyeballs and then I'll TEAR YOU UP LIKE - - -


*FLYGON USED STONE EDGE*...

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>>27420920
10/10

Anyone have a screencap of the Dragonite vs Dialga(I think?) rap battle from a few years ago?

>>27421031
I didn't even know there were others, first one i ever seen

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>>27420857
The only hint anyone here needs is the one that went over you're head
Call Charizard for some pointers bitch, I spit Sneaky Pebbles like lead,
Crawl back to your castle, cause your ass needed to be saved
Then I'll grab my bike and some eggs cause soon you'll be my slave
Unova is shit, literally, filled the brim with Garbador
But then there's you, we don't need him, that's what you're for
Cause I got more use than you I got that Stone Edge
Things like you got canned harder than Grass, Fire and Water Pledge
Except for shit like Mega Audino.
Besides that, well fuck, I dunno
You'll be forgotten like your gen when it debuts in Pokémon Go
Play Emerald nigga, THAT TITLE SCREEN THOUGH

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>>27421434
I don't need smacktalk from a dragon with tourettes
Your gen's entire soundtrack is filled with trumpets
Face it, you're old, over the hill, sunk
So just sit over there while I deal out this funk
Can't even see through your own shit, got goggles on your eyes
You think the desert is hot? You're in for a big surprise!
I'm spewin hot flames, check my fiery dance
With moves so hot, girls want to get in my pants
My evolution line is at least sane
Yours is fucked up, just like Masquerain
Your lines are lame, predictable, shoddy
All the more reason you can't handle this flame body

>>27420519
I dunno why but I laughed like hell when I read this, thanks you glorious faggot

>>27422233
Not as glorious as your trip dubs.