Wish me luck, /vp/!

>>27411434
>it's not a Trainer card
You already fucked up.

>>27411434
That pic makes me feel physically ill.

Saw this pictureon Facebook, this is not you OP

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>>27411434
>>27411434
lol you should kill yourself for that

Take that ring out of the pokeball and dont rely on some shitty Kids game to propose. she deserves more than that

seriously unless she's autistic she'll appreciate you forgoing the pokemon proposal in favor of a real one

>>27411449
Yeah, take advice from this lonely virgin over here

The masterball isn't an exact replica.
I bet the diamonds are fake too.

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>>27411434
Outside of religion, there is no need for marriage today.

It is basically legal slavery as a stipulation for tax benefits. You open the door to a plethora of emotional abuse and mental instabilities and disabilities. Marriage ain't worth it, unless you have some god fearing complex.

And to keep it Poke-related, 150 HP is not realistic at all. Your HP is like 10, if even that. In fact, I doubt you can name anyone you know personally who has been married 10 years, let alone 10 months. My great great grandparents didn't even make it to their diamond, because my gg-grandmother who served in WW2 was sick of her manlet husband and left him for a 43 year old socialite, leaving her ex to die alone in his own selfishness.

>>27411520
Me and my wife view marriage as a way to absolutely shame each other if one of us fucks up and and to manipulate the other through blackmail by ruining their image among our friend circles if we don't fall in line.

>>27411520
Sounds like your family's nigger tier, faggot.

>>27411434
what are going to marry? A gardevoir?

>>27411520
>stipulation for tax benefits

Actually, being married costs you more than if you just stayed bf-gf. It's hard to explain but the IRS considers married couples one entity so they only receive tax benefits a single time rather than twice and combining them.

Many people are noticing this and refusing to get married.

The only real benefit of marriage, outside of religious reasons, is that places like hospitals and prisons see you as married couples and give you special visitation rights.

>>27411434
>you will gain a player two forever
>forever
>marriage

>>27411581
Not everyone lives in the US of Alimony, m8.

>>27411592
what magical country do you live in that has a divorce rate under 1/3?

>>27411434
go back to >>>/reddit/

>>27411620
You can't link to other websites in 4chan newfag

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>>27411434
Take my upboat good sir. May you succeed in the game that is love.

>>27411618
Libya :^)

>>27411434
Marriage is a bad idea at this point. I'd say the only benifit would be if you wanted to have a stable, sterotypical family life for your off-spring. Otherwise... why even do it? I'd like to fuck a nice piece of ass if the opportunity ever came up and not lose half my shit in the process.

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this is really cute, i wish you the best of luck.

>>27411660
also pic not related

>>27411520
>"yeah my parents got divorced when I was 9, and what?"

>>27411434
is this a cringe thread? i'm willing to bet 50 sheckels (without looking) that this shit is on plebbit

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I don't know what's worse here, the tryhard cynical 4chan newfags, or the sappy stale meme-spouting redditors.

>>27411520
also, if you care for religion, then you don't even need to get legally married

a religious ceremony is enough

>>27411873
My parents have been married for like 25 years and I still think marriage is bullshit.

My parents are married because they're religious. That's it. They have no other reason. So what if I'm not religious? What purpose does marriage serve me?

>>27411905
It's on the front page of /r/pokemon
http://reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/4v3324/proposed_to_my_girlfriend_over_the_weekend_she/

>>27411916
it doesn't, marriage in the eyes of a government is an outdated concept

back in the day where you couldn't have sex before marriage

but now? It's pointless kek

Keep your finances separate at all costs as well

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>>27411434
This was posted on Reddit yesterday, and the girl apparently said yes.

>>27412076
>reddit

I legit sold a master ball on eBay to someone who said they were proposing with it. Wonder if it's the same guy?

>>27411520
My parents have been married for going on 50 years, and I'm sure that there are arrives that lasted longer.

Marriage is legally binding but it's still the same relationship. People are just getting hitched too early, too fast, and probably while one party is still pretending to be someone they're not.

You just gotta find the right girl, though since we're here that's sort of a silly statement since most of us are going to die bitterly alone and a virgin.

I tried marriage once. Too bad she was psycho

>>27411449
>she deserves more than that
By giving her less?

>>27412269
I for one believe in technology.
Maybe we'll get waifubots, in the very least some VR porn.
If there ain't any good VR Delphox porn in 20 years, I'll work hard to deliver.

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>>27412269
Has someone actually ever died a virgin?

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>>27412076

Of course she did. Extravagant proposals like this are designed to pressure the other person into accepting, to make it feel like they can't possibly say no.

If they don't divorce after a year, they'll spend decades in a loveless marriage, wondering where the passion went, not realizing that the passion was never there.

>>27411434
You couldn't even get a correct master ball? Such a shamefur dispray

>>27412378
>extravagant
>buying a master ball in a toy store and printing a fake card

>>27412354
Iirc, Isaac Newton.

>>27412378

>a ring inside a toy and a card
>extravagant

>>27412458
Look, dont get pissy at OP just because you never thought to propose with a Lucky Bag like he did!

>>27411434
>The Proposal is a Pokemon and not an action
>has HP and Attack
Kill yourself

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>>27411434
If I wanted to get married and got proposed to like this, I'd have to turn them down. Despite having diagnosed autism and loving Pokemon, I couldn't accept such a cringey proposal.

What's wrong with just going down on one knee?

>>27412442
>>27412458

I'd call it extravagant when the proposal was shown to hundreds of thousands of people, and they're all waiting for you to say yes.

>>27412541
The internet brought the whole together and at the dame time made everyone realise how their lives are so common and alike.
Since then the new generations began desperately to find more and more ways to become relevant and unique, yet failing harder at every step.
I'm willing to bet all my belongings that this idiot in OP's pic would have never done anything like this without the internet. The moment you take away from him the public attention it would be all pointless

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>even Joe is getting pussy
>you will always be a permavirgin

>>27412733
>implying i want pussy and not superior dick
Anon pls.

>>27411520
>No one wants to marry me so no one else should want to get married.

Cry me a river, fatso.

>>27411520
>he hasn't heard of non-religious marriages
Forgot the specific name, though.

>>27412964

Civil Marriage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_marriage

>>27411907
>whynotboth.jpeg

>>27411460
>paying for real diamonds

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>>27412378
He's gonna get cucked. Big time.

>>27412354
About 80% of women throughout history have reproduced, whereas only 40% of men have.

Basically, men would go out to prove themselves by taking dangerous work, fighting wars, going on adventures, etc. and the strong, smart, or lucky ones came back to mountains of poon.

>>27412733
Joe is a virgin

>>27413399
He just turned 30, where are his wizard powers?

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>>27411434
is that ring pokemon too?

>>27411434
fucking normie

>>27411434
How are you going to propose when you don't have any Heart Energy equipped to The Proposal?

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>>27413437

http://pocketmonsters.u-treasure.jp/
http://pocketmonsters.u-treasure.jp/?mode=srh

>people unironically buy this

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I WANT TO MARRY HER!

>>27411618

>never heard of islam

Id like to see my mife try to leave ME hahahahah

>Get married
>Wife wants divorce
>Somehow she gets all that you worked at court.

>player two
>in a single-player game

'no'