Hau General: Tumblr Going Full Retard Edition

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Post cute Haus

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>>27398056
It's a Haus.

Finally a trans character in Pokemon, so hyped!

Why do we have daily threads? How did he get so popular?

>>27398099
Don't you mean, hau

>>27398099
It's probably one or two people making the daily threads.

Popular because he's cute and brown and spunky.

this guy is gonna be a worst rival than wally

>>27398030
Where did the Hau is a fat fuck meme come from?

>>27398388
it's not a meme. Just look at Hau. Hau's clearly chubby.

>>27398373
But ORAS Wally is literally the best rival we've gotten so far.

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>>27398406
Are you retarded.

He's not chubby. He's tan because Hawaii. Nothing suggests transsexual except Tumblr fan art.

Go obsess about being a special snowflake elsewhere and stop ruining the characters with bullshit headcanons.

>>27398425
why? because he got his mons from smogon?

>>27398030
This is the kind of shit that causes mass shootings.

>>27398457

To be honest he has the same squirrel teeth they give the recent female characters.

>>27398388
It comes from hamplanet tumbrinas projecting themselves onto a fictional character.

>>27398388
He wears loose clothes and likes doughnuts. That's all I can guess at.

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>>27398030
Reminds me of this

>>27398457
If you can't bear with a character not being a victoria's secret model, then you are the one who should stop obsessing about them.

>>27398463
Because he realize that pokemon from gen III are shit and doesn't have a single one in his final battle

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>>27398108
CARLOS

>>27398373
I'm hoping he'll be a less hyper Barry, someone that shows up regularly with a respectable team and fights you so you both get stronger

Not optimistic though

>>27398527
So if they're not a model then they're a fat transgender?

>>27398094
kill yourself please

>>27398097
What a total bro.

>>27398527
this is really good bait

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ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>27398686
no one said Hau's fat. Just chubby. Plump.

>>27398030
Damn, I learned about this in my deviant behavior class last semester about those with mental disabilities flocking to one place on the internet and letting their minds go wild

>>27398463
that's more than what all the other rivals ever did.

Only Barry can compare, but his ultimate team was considerably weaker than wally's

>>27398955
Which he isn't you autistic little child.

>>27398999
Just look at Hau's design. The waist and hips are wider than the shoulders; that's why those big baggy shorts stay in place.

Also, malasadas.

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>27399050
>waist wider than shoulders
If anyone has this problem, they should go to a doctor.

Be honest /vp/, if Hau was revealed to be officially transgender and chubby by Gamefreak, would you still like him.

>>27400687
You're assuming I like him in the first place.
>friendly rival

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>27398457
>He's tan because Hawaii.
Or he's just Hawaiian.....

Is he cut or uncut?

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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Finally a transgender rival!

>>27398030
why do you faggots keep talking about this if it bothers you so much? why not just leave it on tumblr and ignore it? why bring attention to it?

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>>27398935
I'VE COME TO TOP KEKO YOU AGAIN.

>>27402101
BECAUSE A VIRIZION SOFTLY CREEPING.

>>27398030
>gender euphoric
What does that mean? I swear sometimes tumblr is speaking another language

LEFT IT'S LEECH SEEDS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.

AND THE VERSION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN.

STILL REMAINS WITHIN THE SOUND OF SOLGALEO.

IN RESTLESS DREAMS I BIKED ALONE.

NARROW SWEEPS OF STONE EDGE.

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>gender euphoric

>>27402248
>montage parodies
>in current year
Well I expect nothing less from /vp/.

>>27402229
Thanks Anon, had a good laugh.

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>>27398935
>Maxie and Archie raising a kid
I'd watch that sitcom.

Also
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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>>27398099

He's cute

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>>27398030
>Gender euphoric

M'lady.

>>27398099
a samefag pushing this meme

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>>27398935
>autistic tatsuya suou
Why is he autistic?

>>27398030
Tumbler was a mistake.

>>27402148
In this moment I am euphoric, not by any phony societal penis but because I am enlightened by my own vagina

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The only good Hau is a kanohi Hau

>>27398030

honestly theres gunna be some weird tumblr user who makes porn of this shit like Hau with a strap on or some shit even though HES CLEARLY A MAN and its gunna be gross and it'll be in cringe threads and it's just a never ending cycle of bullllshit.

>>27401586
*Alolan

There probably is no Hawaii in the Pokemon world.

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>27404962
The thumbnail looked like some abstract form of goatse until I took a closer look

Also the one who kicked rocks had the best kanohi.

>>27401951
CAN WE NOT

>>27398762
take this Anon's advice Anon

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>>27398527
pic

>>27402061
Think about your life choices.

>>27398373
I would go balls deep into Wally while hanging Hau from a lamp post.

>>27404977
At least someone will be drawing porn of him.

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>>27398527

>>27404977
Isn't that just the same shit as Bianca farting?

>>27398955
no he isn't. go back to tumblr.

>>27398030
Hey you used the collage I threw together in mspaint, how nice of you OP.

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>An actual fat trainer; gross fugly af.
>Cute twink rival; LESTMEKHIMFAT
Tumblr is the true source of bigot in the world no matter how much they try to act otherwise.

>>27398373
>Wally
>Bad
choose one fag

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>>27398527

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>>27405142
Pohatu.

And yes, the Kakama was awesome. SUPER SPEED MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Why is Tumblr full of autistic literal faggots? I'm even mad at this cancer.

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>>27398935
>ALOHA DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>27404119
He loves to make motorcycle sounds all the time

>>27407300
I never really understood this, is that a beret or his hair?

>>27398522
>same sex couple
>goodra

>>27407601
Because its Tumblr.
"Tumbl" from the word "Tumble," which is what happens to people when they visit the site, and a very shortened version of the word "retarded," shortened to simply "r."
Hence, Tumblr.
or some other shit, they're all special snowflakes.

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>>27407601
>>27410411
>ruining this fucking fabulous thread
MODS

i guess i missed it when was the character confirmed a trans?

>>27398955

But he isnt... He looks like the mc but with classic dark hawain skin. He just loks like a normal native child. Tumblr ruined Pokemon Go's leaders with their autostic headcanon, dont let it ruin Hau.

>>27410545
yeah he is trans. get hyped for first obese genderfluid pokemon character!

>>27410575
Wait, the fuck did they do to them?

>>27398030
>Gender euphoric trans boy
What's their problem.

>>27410575
That shirt's pretty loose, and he is Hawaiian, so he's probably got a little chub under there.

>>27410625

Sorry for my first post's spelling errors, but they made Candela a lesbian BLM leader who is in a relationship with the gender reassignment / non binary Blanche. Things are still up in the air if Spark is gay or just an immature ittle kid because hes a white cis scum.

Dried ovaries fucking ruin innocent fun.

Transgender people are the best!

>>27410665

But we have no idea. If you want an energetic and boisterous yet fat character, why not latch onto Tierno? He is confirmed obese yet has no trouble doing what his friends do.

Latching onto a character whom we have no idea on the personality / actual physique of is a little hasty.

>>27407300
To be fair, Trevor was a forgettable, obnoxious waste of space.

>>27398056
>>27398071
>>27398083
>>27398097
>>27398105
>>27398113
>>27398123
How is he this adorable? He might be the first rival I won't hate.

>>27410730
Do you think anyone cares about the actual ingame models? Most pokegirls are flat or have smallish breasts, but that doesn't stop people from drawing them all with cowtits.

>>27410709
Holy shit.
The special snowflakes have to have everything their way, don't they?
This isn't fucking Harvey's.

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>Hau
>Chubby

how?

BEST RIVAL EVER AND CUTEST

>>27410709
But if Candela and Blanche are banging why aren't they on the same team?

>>27411651
>how?
>not hau

>>27398457
>transsexual
>TRANS SEXUAL
LMAO

also
>>27398484
^^this

>>27407300
he's white

>>27407300
There's a difference between slightly chubby and a bloated, obese orb. Plus, dance fucker's face is ugly and his personality is boring as fuck.

>>27398030
>please remember: my son isn't white
What?

>>27398030
Like 4chan went full retard because he was a tanned asian?

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>>27407595
Pohatu's cool and all but that's not my hunchback nigga Onua
these old renders get my nostalgia dick so hard

>>27413830
That's X and Y for you

>>27398056
>>27398071
>>27398083
>>27398097
>>27398105
>>27398113
>>27398123
Being this adorable should be illegal. I just wanna hold his hand.

>>27413903
>119 posts
>80 posters

stop. just stop. It's very sad

>>27413830
>personality is boring as fuck
Tierno and Trevor are probably the worst characters in any Pokemon game ever.

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>>27404977
Would take the strapon

>>27416337
m-more please?

>>27416337
Which hole?

>>27416575
No
>>27416627
My butt!

>>27398457
>getting baited this hard

anon, go read a book or smoke a bowl or something. you need to chill.

>gender euphoric
what does this even mean
>trans
>zero body disphoria
that's an oxymoron