The jock that's surprisingly good-natured
The aggressive jock kept in check by the good natured one
enter joseph gribble and chan wasonisong
The substitute teacher
>>27397677
The foreign exchange student
>>27400160
RICO!
The student no one remembers
>>27397677
>>27397694
>implying it's not the contrary
The fat neckbeard
Everyone hated him
later they found out he actually did something with his life and became a Head Honcho of some important company
>>27397677
I don't want anything to do with a Modest Machamp.
>>27400160
Illegal immigrant*
>>27399944
Kek
the high school hottie
>>27400793
You mean innocent bombshell
The one kid all alone that everyone thinks is some creep, or edgy guy
But he ends up saving people in dire situations when he can and is a real sweet guy
>>27400878
u gay lol
Literally me
the average /vp/ user
The quiet girl who sits by the window that secretly pilots a giant robot. Also a clone of your mother.
The legions of kids hanging off the popular guy who all end up working in Retail. By age 30 they all look the same.
The "Weird" Girl that likes Shakespeare and Evanescence
that kid with down syndrome
That one math teacher
The one that everyone thought would change [spoilers]especually Alphaville[/spoilers] but actually never did.
>>27400666
>666
Checks out
>>27402406
learn how tospoiler
>>27402361
topu keku
>>27402361
it u lol
>>27402427
Fuck I accidentally wrotespoilersinstead of instead ofspoiler.
>>27402377
im not a newfag i were here for 2 month lol gay
>>27400160
you mean the janitor
The mysterious girl with glowing red eyes that's actually a figment of your imagination.I want my hallucinations of HOPE (the name I gave her) to come back. Life is boring without her.
fucking chads ree
>>27402534
lol calling ur mismajius "hope" what r u gay xd
ur mom XD
>>27402489
Oh wow I'm here for 2 week. ur so elderfag lol xD
>>27402548
I'm talking about the girl I thought I was seeing around in random places and behind me in mirrors.
That hard working regular guy you didn't even really notice was there. There's like ten of them on your street and you never noticed. The city pretty much is run by people like him.
>>27402565
lol watch out people little kiddo believe ghost is real lol so gay
>>27402551
xd true lol
>>27402550
I lol'd
The one kid that everyone hates despite the fact that he's really nice
That really quiet kid everyone avoided because they smelled and acted weird.It all was because they were homeless. Their own parents abandoned them. Even worse, nobody believed them when they cried for help.
The kid that nobody likes just because of one other kid started making fun of him out of nowhere
The crush you had
That one kid that raised their hand to answer every question cause it was the only way they felt important.
That one weird kid no one talked to and avoided completely, but that you remember having a breakdown once and kicking the ass of several others and almost killing one guy, leading to him being expeled and becoming a school story.
>>27402327
ANON WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE OF ME?
The one kid who could have become anything but didn't amount to nearly as much as the other classmates despite boundless potential. They just didn't have it in them.
>>27402623
Was hoping for
>then he killed himself and everyone acts like they always liked him so they don't feel as guilty
The class nigger
>>27402854
I remember how no one knew his actual name so we just called him 'Black'.
>>27402806
Nah, that's more this guy. Also people say stuff is haunted because of the suicide.
The class bitch that has great grades because of "reasons"
>>27402327
That's me, without a doubt. Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.
>>27402920
lol more like a gay sense of humor xd
Those guys who were always hanging off each other but totally aren't gay they're just "really close bros".
>>27402933
Yeah. 'Cause between my sense of humor and you, my sense of humor is definitely the gay one.
Beat it, kid. This isn't worth my time.
>>27402920
>>27402945
Fuck, stop before the whole thread bleeds out
The slow growing kid who couldn't do a single pull-up but suddenly exploded into a muscular beast in college.
>>27402945
ur gay gayman lol
>>27402945
lol u sed ur humor was defintly tha ghey 1 lol u sed u were ghey lol
That kid you could have sworn was there a minute ago. Either way you didn't know them.
>>27402975
I guess sarcasm isn't your strong suit. Beat it, brainless.
>>27402961
What did I just tell you? Let me spell it out for you: You ain't worth my time. Take my advice and get lost, or else.
The teacher that gave you detentions for no reason
The kid who ate crayons and glue in high school
>>27403012
ur jus mad cuz u sed u were ghey and no takes backsies lol fag
Internet tough guy, easily defeated by anyone with a brain.
>>27403021
The teacher's pet
My cock that penetrates every student and teacher at the school
The kids everybody hated for no reason whatsoever
>>27403021
The teacher that pretended to be nicer, but was really just more passive aggressive
>>27403052
>for no reason whatsoever
That kid that always threw temper tantrums.
The "Canadian Girlfriend".
>>27397677
just had to do this when I saw its hand gesture...
Im sorry.....
The tumblr whore
That one guy who keeps getting chicks despite being ugly as fugg.
>>27403055
The teacher most people liked, because he was so disorganized he often let the students direct the class themselves
>>27403049
oh man taht was sicc sickburn u got him gud lol taht fag is ghey
The teacher that everyone thought was gay
>>27397677
The overshadowed eldest child.
Wow some people try to get away from their pathetic lives just to show others how pathetic they are. Embarrassing.
that friendly guy that never learned how to drive
>>27403121
lol yeah
The teacher that all the males wanted to fug
The smug bully that everybody wanted to punch in the face
>>27400666
Lol that never happens
>>27402884
This happened in my class, but we called him "Wesley".
>>27403139
>mfw friendly and cant drive
>>27403139
More like
>That one guy who was considered the smartest and most athletic but was so lazy he never amounted to anything
The cool kids everyone hated because they knew they could never be as good as them
>>27403139
>>27403222
stop describing me
>>27403222
I have no idea why I put a salandit there
The guy who was full of himself, but nobody could argue because he was the best at most of what he did.
>>27403042
Anon thats a Trojan XS...
The brothers that everyone hated
>>27402342
REI KUUUN
The kid who took out his high school frustrations on a chinese cartoon website through strawmen.
The bird that entered the classroom through the window and freaked out every girl and some faggots
>>27403336
P-P-P-P-P-PLOTTWIST
>>27403278
Fuck that guy
>>27403335
Love this!xD
u made me laugh thank you
The guy that no one ever saw or heard of
The popular kid that everyone though was cool because he was either really cool or really cute
The kinda chubby girl that's "one of the boys" and actually really fucking funny.
>>27403465
The girl's childhood friend, who slowly ditched her after realizing she wasn't as smart as her.
>>27403335
lol it you
>>27403278
The kid that was the former best in his own thing, but people stopped caring about him, when this guy arrived, and now has a huge rage boner for himeat your heart out and stay in denial, flygonfags
>>27403503
Wait who ditchd who.
The athlete who spend all his final years in school making tryouts to football teams in Europe, but will probably end up as some kind of fat Physical Education teacher in the future.
>>27403542
Association logic, anon, which is the better pokemon?
>>27403549I knew a guy like this, everybody in class knew he wouldn't make it, but he was so in denial he flunked several subjects because he didn't care
>>27403503
That's a Pokémon joke because Clefable is better than Wigglytuff, but it's hardly a high-school trope. No one ditches a friend for not being smart. And nothing about the Wigglytuff trope implied not being smart.
A better trope for Clefable would be "Wigglytuff's childhood friend that started becoming really smart/rich and hanging out with a different crowd and growing distant, but secretly really misses her friend and wants to reconnect"
That kid who would show up everywhere, so much that you'd actively avoid him because he'd always try to start a conversation with you.
>>27403608
You're right, its just that I saw this happen when I was in high school, but yours is a better trope
The kid that was super popular, but had an avid group of losers that despised him and never did anything about it.
>>27403336
>>27405801
You could at least try to provide some sort of content with that bump you know.
>>27403336
kek
That one girl who was really cute but you wouldn't be caught dead with her because of her hobbies
the stoner, who's a total bro, and is always lost in deep thought
The extremely femenine and overly gay guy
That one kid who was so deep into computers you knew that's what he was doing with his life. No questions needed. The only concern was if he could evolve with changing tech and not fall by the wayside.
>>27402342
That one guy who looked like a total edgelord, always wearing a trenchcoat and fedora (and it didn't help that he'd talk about edgy subjects), but was actually a real bro to anyone who bothered to look beyond his edgy exterior.
>>27402361
do not bully quagsire
>>27402361
>Implying you have anything that can beat QuagsireNo grass type special attackers please
>>27406305
>anything used toxic
>>27406322
Something likeanother Quagsire?
Can anyone give a character to this mon? I sure can't
>>27403021
>dat file name
The lonely kid who isn't really approached, not because he's odd lokking, but because most of his conversation topics relate to death in general
>>27406419
The merciless warlord inspired by god who wants to conquer the neighboring lands from infidels.
>>27406443
funnily enough my best friend from a year back was the exact opposite;_;
>>27400666
kek the neckbeard i knew as a kid got bad grades and did nothing but jack off and watch anime, he's been working at the same mcdonalds since he was in grade 10
The kid whose identity seems to change with the seasons. Fashion victim or fashionable? You decide.
the one guy who always brags about being superior to others, uses fancy words to seem more intelligent and has the "everything i do is perfect and if you try to tell me otherwise youre wrong" attitude
The kid who has a pack a day or higher smoking habit by graduation. Everything he owns is coated by tobacco tar. He reeks of smoke.
My shy, little sister.
>>27403336
here's me.
>>27402747
This was me. Although, if I didn't do it, it was like pulling teeth.
>>27403080
Top kek
The teacher that has been there forever and everyone thinks is boring. He actually had a super interesting life but nobody would believe his wild tales so he sits quietly, satisfied to know he is helping the next generation.Oak is a time-traveler. See the Celebi movie for more.
>>27403336
The bird that flew into the ventilators in the middle of class
>>27406498
Literally anti-Greninja fag?
The athletic girl in crosss country
>>27406467
I know that feel, bro.
>>27406419
The extra-dimensional being
>>27400222
How so?
That fat black girl who's fan of Nicky Minaj and is always talking about how those hoes are broke (yet she's unemployed). No one wants to date her because she's asking for at least a 500$ dinner in her facebook page
That kid who will stick anything in his mouth. Pens, fingers, foods you didn't want, ect. Gross yet fascinating.
The hall monitor/ school police
>>27406419
That kid who did heath ledger Joker impressions
the one guy that has potential but suffers from depression. however every time he would get up and go, he would be unimaginably good.
The guy who stole everyone's food and thought he was so funny.
>>27406278
Is that supposed to be shinji? fuck
The kid who did nothing during high school but really picked up speed once he hit college.
>>27406634
i know some of you fit this perfectly,go for it anons, you can fucking do it believe you me.
The popular girl everyone forgot about for the most part.
The school shooter
That one guy who was usually pretty bro but could be an insufferable cunt at times.
>>27406685
the other school shooter
>>27406685
>>27406710
Lazy. Try harder.
The kid with NO INDOORS VOICE.
The bro who downloaded Halo and Doom and all of the games to the public files on the computers. Computer Science 1 and 2 were so much better because of this guy.
the regular guy
>>27406786
the gangsta
The kid who didn't know how to be popular so he copied everyone else. He never quite got it right scaring everyone away in the process.
>>27406807the gang?
>>27406807
the bitch
The obnoxious and loud negro in the back
>>27406824
the girl who's got her nudes leaked by the dickhead
>>27406834
Oops forgot pic
>>27406836
the dickhead
>>27406786
>Diglett
>>27406807
The Cooler Diglett
The class wiccan. Typically rage-y because everyone says "witches aren't real." Always carries their magical stone with them and smells like burned herbs (not weed).
That kid that sold oregano to druggies instead of weed. You probably owe him money somehow.
the one guy who was more afraind of being left alone than anything, always tried to fit in by any means necessary. nobody really knew who he was.
The kid everyone thought was high but was actually just lost in thought all the time.
The guy everyone thought was gay/female.He wasn't.
What would be a good fit for Mawile?
>>27406767
This was me.
This is still me.
>>27406954
The kid everyone was wary of because they looked like a hard-nosed two-faced backstabber but they actually were very protective of their friends. They just were sort of creepy, that's all.
>>27402800
My life in a nutshell.
Straight A's in high school. Full ride to any college based purely on academics. Failed out after 5 semesters because high school turned out to be a joke, and the punch line was not being prepared for REAL hard academic work.
Currently working 1.5 years for the big burger clown as a cashier/ crewmen.
Ready to pull the trigger...but I can't afford the bullets, goddammit.
>>27406954
the girl who always flipped when you even came close to her. however she was actually pretty nice if you managed to go past that point
>>27402327
>>27402920
Gold.
The one guy who always had the potential to be great, if only he could get his act together.
>>27407017
Ayyy. I'm a legend.
>>27406982
You could always study on the side and try to learn something else to get out of there. Maybe even use the burger clown to move towards actual cooking at a chain restaurant then becoming a chef?
Eevee can evolve... if the effort is put in... just don't expect flareon to be as good as magmortar.
That cute girl that always seemed to have something "off" about her. For once your instincts are right: she only got worse with age.
>>27406786
literally ME
>>27407031
I actually haven't been in the kitchen except to clean it. Haven't made a single sandwich in the 1.5 years Iv'e worked there. :/ I don't think culinary arts is exactly my thing.
Math...on the other hand. I aced every math class I took, including the ones in college. I was in AP match classes in high school, and years ahead in college. I originally went in for an engineering degree.
...technical writing and logic classes fucked me. So did chemistry...but it was mostly the Lab and report work. The math was easy.
president of the anime club
>>27402800
Me. Literally me.
:(
>>27406982
I suggest rope. It's easier than pulling a trigger. I've been where you are.
>>27406419
The kid who constantly stole school supplies and played pranks on people, but was a total bro.
>>27407158
How'd you get out? I'm looking at going back to school for some two-year crap degree, but I can't afford it atm.
The hall monitor and his brother.
Obligatory, that one kid whobrowses /vp/
>>27407205
holy shit literally me
>>27407017
Now I know why I like this fucker.
The guy who started off the year optimistic and worked really hard to do well in class and being social, but as the year went on he slowly became more pessimistic, not caring about finishing the course, not doing the work, he wouldn't even make up excuses or try and get extensions, he'd just accept the zero; and also growing more aloof and socially isolated as if in shame, until you swear he was only showing up in the end only to keep up a facade of not being a total fucking loser that he was. Also inexplicably got second chances he did not deserve because the teachers would always 'see the intentional in him' or comment on how he's not stupid and is actually pretty smart and did well in tests/exams but that he needs to do more of the work and not be afraid to seek out help which only makes him feel like an even bigger piece of shit faggot who should kill himself. And each time he falls back into the same cycle of slowly collapsing under self-defeatism. And each time people wouldn't just accept it and comment on how he's not that dumb and that he has another chance, but he doesn't want second chances he doesn't deserve, just tell him that he's the failure he is instead of egging on this delusional cycle that he's more than a failure.
>>27407195
I found a simple job that doesn't require a degree. A paraproffesional at a Pre-K school.
>>27407237
You literally just described me, what the fuck.
>>27406419
The black principal with a chip on his shoulder.
>>27407205
holy fuck I didn't know I was a vaporeon :^OOOOO
>>27407237
Anon... is there something you want to talk about?
>>27406982
Bro edx is free until you decide you want a certificate. Teach yourself some shit and build up your resume. There are ways to pick back up.
Haven't seen this thread in a while.
This thread got fucking real
>>27407237
Me...me...me...like Holy Shit, quit stalking me faggot. I'm scared now.
>>27407237
Anon, are you alright? I hope you're doing well in lifeIf you need reassurance, I believe in you!
the kid that everyone liked, but he didnt believe it one bit. he had the smarts to ace any class and he was fit enough to perform well in athletics too, but he failed it all because he was stuck thinking about what is the purpose of his life, and other shit like that. but in the end, he found enlightment and everyone was happy for him. he may think about this from time to time but now he knows that everything is better than he ever thought it would be.
the guy who barges in at the absolute worst possible moment.
>>27407412The class clown
>>27403156
>only the males
>>27403021
W-what is that file name?
>>27407237
same
That kid who pretends to be something he's not because he's really lonely and wants the attention of anyone
The guy who never worked in groups but did well by himself in projects for all subjects.
>>27407237
Yeah, that's me.
>>27403090
fuck
>>27403239
What the fuck is that shitty art? The trio are bad enough as it is
>>27407237
Holy shit its me
That kid who was a shy piece of shit with no personality, and started to steal good personality traits from other people. It goes on for a while and hes now self aware that hes a faggot for doing so, but stole so many traits that he doesnt even know who he is anymore.
>>27402892
So... Misao?
The projection in this thread tho
>>27407128
>Not Snorlax in a neon wig
>>27406926
#justice4megamilotic
>>27406498
>The best starter of the past four generations
Look into your heart, you know it to be true.
>>27408145
>gen 5
>best
no. absolutely not.
That kid with all the knives and swords. We don't know where the knives came from, probably a "cool uncle" *coughstolenFromBigBrocough*
>>27402800
>le smart but lazy meme
Ya'll niggas have ADHD. Take some adderal and go to school already.
The kid who never did anything and always had the other kids do the work for them. Everyone hated them in group work.
The kid who nobody thought would amount to anything. Guess what?He worked his ass off until he really took off!
The gloomy kid who somehow was able to "call" each kid who failed or died with alarming accuracy. Most likely will end up as a psychologist or counselor.
>>27408264
>ADHD
You mean apathy. Like...the exact opposite of the situation. If I took adderall, I'd turn into a potato.
>>27403336
kekkles.
>>27406596
Oh fuck yeah, love that girl
Also, the kid who was overly concerned about the environment, and was in the art club. Probably made an installation piece out of leaves that looked like a sky scraper, to show that nature and industrial areas can live together in equilibrium, but later in his life he realized that no one else cared as much as he did and completely gave up on it because he realized if everyone didn't do their part then there's no point.
Later accepts job at a nuclear power plant making bundles of money.
>>27407237
Same, cept no one noticed and complimented me
>>27407201
Underrated post desu.
The fat, flamboyant guy who loved theater and all the girls loved him as their "favorite gay".
>>27409089
Knew that guy...except he was fit-as-fuck and was the "girls want him, but he don't want them" guy. None of them had a chance, which made him just that much more desirable.
The asshole at the back of the class who'd throw shit around to mess with others and was somehow super popular. You're pretty sure he stole your walet
>>27409182
>.gif
>is not a gif
I will never understand why that happens.
>>27402587
Stop posting, this is either bait or you're underage
>>27406419
That PE teacher who was dismissed from the school because he was too "hands on" with the students
>>27406616
the youth of today frighten and confuse me
>>27406875
Somehow, I now see sableye as Kenji from Katawa Shoujo.
>>27408388
that's not how adderall works
>>27406782
I did this with Mario Kart 64 and og Smash
>>27403093
me, but i dont get chicks
>>27406005
What?
>>27407716
But Deoxys isn't bad in teams.
The strong burly guy in class, constantly made fun of because of how dumb he looks and is, but he still remains nice to everyone he meets
>>27402474
just use ctrl + s after highlighting the texttyping it out can get tedious, and leads to embarassing mistakesincidentally it's still ctrl + s on a mac
It sure is projecting in here
>>27407237
also me
why do so many people here have this problem this is concerning
>>27410402
/vp/ is filled with disapointments, otherwise we wouldn't play pokemon and talk about it, we'd treat it like a minor aspect of our fullfilling lives and enjoy what most would consider a meaningfull existance.
>>27410391
Who started this whole train wreck?
>>27407237
m-masaka...
What would Poliwhirl be?
>>27406101
the little girl to daddy dom
>>27402884
I called him "the real nigga black ass"
>>27406419
>the guy who was a digimon
The weird and overly-open fetishist in the class everybody avoids.I knew one of these guys, it was not fun
>>27410669
Now that's me. I actually got a guy to look up horse porn in the middle of class.
>>27410684I remember the guy I knew showing the classroom a video of what seemed to be a 12-14 year old fucking a mule while screaming "whoever didn't fuck a mule had no childhood"It was legit funny and everybody was laughing
>>27407237
Holy shit. That's...deep, man. And I totally saw myself
>>27410716
No way
The theater slut who fucked everyoneexcept you.
>>27403139
>I'm literally a big fat truant who can't drive, even after highschool
>>27410423
>/vp/ is filled with disapointments, otherwise we wouldn't play pokemon and talk about it, we'd treat it like a minor aspect of our fullfilling lives and enjoy what most would consider a meaningfull existance.
I know, but for so many people to relate with a story *this specific*? As a society or species (depending on how global this issue is), we have a fucking problem
>>27412115
Itw what our society breeds now that were detached communities. Most people dont even know their neighbours anymore and jobs are ultra shit compared to how the old system worked in the west.