Salandit looks so fucking gay. Just look at it. The potential

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>>27397433

>>27397433
I want to be mind controlled by a horny female Salandit.

I plan to use one, actually, I really like its ability.

Thing is: I never pay attention of what other do with my favorite Pokemon. More if it's horny kids.

Because they're horny kids, and I'm not. :/

>>27397433
triggered?

>>27397433
>please just kill yourself already
we got a salty dog here people
give daddy a hug,champ

>>27397433
The fact that you're imagining it to be some kind of sexy leather clad fetishist means that you're the one with the problem, not us.

>>27397433
Fuck off, I just want to poison everything

EVERYTHING

>>27397446
this.

>>27397433
>lizardliker became a meme

No, it didn't. It's just one absolute faggot attempting to force it.

>>27397896
t. lizardliker

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>>27397433
(you)

>>27397433
I'm using one because I need a Fire and Poison type on my team. Stop pushing your disgusting sexual preferences onto people that just want a good ingame Pokémon.

theres nothing wrong with liking lizards

>>27397433
(You) look fucking gay

Fucking shit taste op

>>27397446
underr@ted p0st

Look. Of course it's degeneracy to imagine Salandit trying to softly seduce you by giving the the bedroom eyes and slowly swaying its wide hips around the house before losing patience and sending you into a lust frenzy with its pheromones and forcefully mounting you cowboy style to hump your bulge.

Thoughts like that are definitely disgusting and nobody here should have them.

>>27397896
Name a veepee meme that wasn't forced.

>>27397446
this

>>27397433
>booty bustled steelfag mad his Scizor will get Toxic'd

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>>27397433
(OP)

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>2016
>People not liked Salandit

>>27397433
>Salandit
>Degeneracy

The funniest thing to me about /vp/ is how hard people project their own autism. I look at it, and I see a lizard. You look at it, and you see "potential for degeneracy emanating from" it.

Anon, I understand that you can't help but have sexual thoughts whenever you look at it. But you need to strengthen those mirror neurons and understand that just because you have those thoughts, doesn't mean we all do. You need to work on your theory of mind, friend.

>>27397433

I don't care about Pokémon designs.

>>27401343
>Can poison steel types
>Fire stab

Into the trash it goes

>>27397564
Lord Varys?

>>27397433
"Killed myself because I planned to use Salandit in Pokémon Sun/Moon" I'll put that in my suicide note, I'm sure my family will understand.

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>>27401579

>Being able to poison Steel and Poison types is useless because it has Fire STAB.

>>27397433
I get the feeling you don't know what you're talking about.

Actually the instant I saw the bits about "farts" I knew you don't know what you're talking about.

I can also tell thanks to your autistic outburst that you're underaged and post on reddit quite often.

I'd appreciate you go whine over there instead, thank you.

>>27397446
Fuck your dumb tumblr posts.

>>27397887
>>27399964
>>27400071
FUCK YOU.

>>27403639
Fuck (you)

>Rating pokemon based on what retarded fetish communities do with them

who cares? fuckin idiot.

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>>27397433
That's nice anon.