The Original One

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>>27391198
Technically, she's not a God. She has properties of a God, creation and all of that, but she's not invulnerable.

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>>27391229
>tfw no ???-Type Origin-Arceus with Wonder Guard

The first pokemon, the original one, was the pokemon that fell on mt moon within a meteor. Believed to be mew or clefary.

DP's lore is incorrect on purpose, as to show how people that live in the sticks believe all kinds of stupid shit.

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>>27391247
I hadn't realized his face was a car's grill.

>>27391229
>She
Do you want to fug llama not-exactly-but-kind-of-a-god?

Arceus damn.

>>27391229
>she
It, it doesn't have a gender, it's gender fucking neutral.
>NOT
>FOR
>FUG

>>27392647
What about hugs?

>>27392881
Hug is okay

mew is arceus

>>27392971
arceus=God
mew=Jesus

>>27392937

Arceus isn't the Embrace Pokémon.

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>>27393000

Pokémon is Polytheism.

>>27393000
jesus is god, mew is arceus

>>27393028

Pokémon is Polytheism.

>>27393042
not according to pokedex

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>>27393051

>>27391198
Donut steel

>>27393091
>there is only one religion in the Pokemon universe
sounds more peaceful than real life

>>27393110

Pokemon is Polytheism.

>>27393107

Arceus isn't known to be made out of steel.

>>27392099
>>27391308
Arceus is grill

>>27393025
>>27393042
>>27393266
are you okay richard
somebody give richard a quick tap i think he's stuck

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>>27392099

The essence of an deity.

>>27393393

Yes, I'm oh ok.

but Pokémon is Polytheism.

>>27391229
ayy is this for the banner contest?

I want Arceus to sit on my face

>>27392647
it still has a butt

>>27393444
okay dear that's nice i'll let you get back to lining up all your pokemon figures by height
tell us if you need anything okay?

>>27393516

Ok, dear.

>>27391280
>he first pokemon, the original one, was the pokemon that fell on mt moon within a meteor.
>baseless trash headcanon

>>27393393
Remember that time mewtist posting was bannable for like a day?

That was a good day.