Pokemon GO kids meals

>>27387050
>This is your future
I'm ok with this

>>27387050
Dumb hamsterposter

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>>27387050
>having a mobile phone
>"y-y-yes, 1 kids meal please"

Fucking leave. Now.

>>27387050
looks like ill have to start telling mom to buy me happy meals again.

cant wait till they turn all mcdonalds into pokestops

>>27387097
GIVE ME MY FUCKING POKE TENDIE NUGGETS BITCH

>>27387050
>>27387097
>>27387116
>You can buy toys separately

Why do more people not know this? I don't even buy the food any more and I know this.

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>>27387097
Having a kid allows me to not look like a virgin neckbeard while doing that.

>>27387050
dumb nugget poster, don't give them ideas

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>spend $2000 on happymeals over a month
>finally get a mewtwo toy and code
>redeem code
>23cp mewtwo

t-thanks

>>27387097
If you're going to be a massive fag and frog-post, can you at least post decently sized frog images?

>>27387132
I don't know about where you are, but here the toys are so expensive to buy on their own, you might as well get the shitty food to go with it.
Unlike most Amerifats, I think the kid's meals are good portion sizes for adults. I don't need a gallon of soda.

>>27387097
You can always tell it's for your little cousins without dropping spaghetti from your pockets.

>>27387050

>shitload of burguers and a mew

I don't get it why is he complaining

>>27387277
$1.00 to $2.50 USD, but yea, it depends on where you live. But I'm not going to eat 5 or 6 Happy Meals. And fast food turns to shit if you don't immediately eat it the day you buy it.

>>27387097
reminds when i bought a happy meal so i could get that one angry birds toy. theres was a long line behind me, i could feel the stares.

i even made sure to tell them to give me the exact one i wanted.

>>27387277
>Unlike most Amerifats, I think the kid's meals are good portion sizes for adults.

I disagree, and i'm not fat at all, you memeloving gyrocuck

>>27387097
>>27387231
>>23cp mewtwo

fucking hell

>>27387277
I'm 20 years old and I get full from a happy meal.

>>27387097

Why do people do this? The cashier does not give a damn about what you order, and will forget the order and who you were ten seconds after you walk away and the name customer comes along.

>>27391371
No, I don't.
I remember every loser over the age of 16 who came in to buy the Pokemon squirt toys from a few years back.

You all smell terrible.

>>27387050
You know I hadn't even thought of that. How much money would mcdonalds save by just putting a code in the bag instead of a toy?

hmmm... capitalism perverts even itself.

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Considering that McDonald's is actually teaming up with niantic and Pokemon centers were just confirmed the other day, I actually more expect McDonald's to become Pokemon centers that you actually need to enter to use

>>27392136

I dunno. Mcdonalds generates alot of foot traffic and simply entering doesn't do anything for them.
You'll probably have to buy a verification code from them.
>Which coincidentally are printed on large sodas.

>>27392179
You would be surprised. I'm currently majoring in marketing and everyone is always shocked by how ridiculously helpful it is just to get people in the store. Sales could increase over 50 percent just by getting people through the door

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>>27392179
>larde soda
and?
where i live s/m/l all cost only $1

>>27392179
>>27392221
also they tend to put their stuff on their medium drinks when they do stuff like that like monopoly.

>>27392203
I work in marketing too! I'm not saying it wouldn't bring people in I'm saying a franchise like McDonald is about more concerned about getting you to buy something and leave asap so they can serve the next customer.
I doubt mcdonalds just wants drifters floating crowding the place in and walking out.


>>27392221
>all cost only $1

Who cares? You still bought it.

>>27387050
right in the feels

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>>27392263
ya i bought a cheap 32oz soda or tea. that i probably would have gotten anyways some point during the day on the drive home. wheter there or a gas station. the code would just be a free bonus.

>>27389076
You also get full from prepping your wife's bull. I am 2 years older than you, work 12 hour shifts, walk 14 miles on a slow day and eat 7000 kCal minimum. I'm bear mode to the max. I'll buy whatever damn food I want and eat it too. It helps the cashier at the nearby McDonald's can't help but be 'mireing my gains.

>>27392326

Okay? How does that change anything?
McDonald's has you're dollar now.

If you're saying its not a big deal to you then thats fine I don't really care either.

>>27392390
*your
>autocorrect.

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>>27392390
Once again who cares Ive been giving them my dollar for years. Im sure 99% of you have been giving them money for years. So it doesnt make a difference cause people would have been getting their shit there anyways, meaning the codes are just a bonus to peoples daily routine.

You dont go there ok cool more power to you. But acting like oh no someone else whos spending THEIR money at a place I dont like. Woopty fucking doo. What does your opinion matter let alone mine on the topic. Cause guess what if it does happen people are just going to do it anyways at a chance at whatever the fuck it might be if it even happens as such.

>>27392530
buddy that was a long walk to absolutely no point

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>>27387050
Uuuuummmaaruuuuuuuu ~

>>27387348
>i even made sure to tell them to give me the exact one i wanted.

Thats gold anon

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>>27387127
>Pokemon Go comes out
>Muddonalls is pokey stops now
>want mewtwo
>hit mom
>cri
>scream
>chikky wiggy wuggers
>get my mew2
>eat my chiken nuggeys
>hit mom

>>27387277
Amerifats thinking they arn't ameriafats.
Hint: You don't need ANY amount of soda.

>>27393521
kek'd so fucking hard

If this actually does happen then I will buy so much. There is one a few blocks down from my apartment.