Go to http://randompokemon.com
Generate 1 Pokémon and turn natures on. You now have this Pokémon as a pet. How does it affect you?
I now have an easily scared small birb that wont stop staring at me.
>>27385043
>Gentle Meganium
Life is good
>Relaxed Maractus
That's pretty good
All my dreams have come true.
>Now I'm Lizarliker
Kek
>>27385043
I'm not a huge fan of Garchomp, but Gible is a qtpa2t. Plus, it wouldn't be incredibly dangerous. And because it's timid, I shouldn't have any problems with it randomly fighting. And if it evolves into a Gabite I'd still love it.
>>27385214
I hope you have good intentions with that Meganium.
>>27385239
You now have "Dude weed lmao" the Pokémon.
>>27385242
That's not an Alomomola.
>>27385251
It's gonna need to be brave to handle what's coming.
uhh...
>>27385043
>There are over 700 pokemon to have as a pet
>Possibilities are endless
>I get the one that's a fucking pet already
>It's even timid like most fucking cats
WHY.
>>27385354
At least you didn't get something absurd, like a Rhyperior or a Stunfisk. And it's still a monster able to learn stuff like Thunderbolt and Water Pulse.
I smell a sitcom
A fine pet. Will make great companion. But not very good for fug.
>>27385320
Have fun.
>>27385354
Destiny.
>>27385043
I don't mind having a cute little pupper.
Probably one of the most feasible pokemon you could have as a pet.
>>27385043
Well...
Kind of cute I suppose
>>27385389
Somehow you got probably the most forgotten Pokémon.
>>27385393
Unless you like spiky sensations.
>>27385439
Not too rowdy, not to boring.
>>27385450
Easy mode.
My life is complete.
I'd be tempted to eat it.
Sweet
Could be a problem.
>>27385471
>"Hey man, thank for letting me stay at your place tonight."
>"No problem man, just be carefully around Landy."
>"Landy?"
>"Yeah, my pet."
>"what is it?"
>"Kami God of the earth and fertility."
>(Landy floats in from the other room and glares at the friend)
>>27385547
Rip
This is going to end pretty badly isn't it...
> Calm Xerneas
My life is complete.
Got a cute bro and a fine pet.
Huh...
H-help?
Sorry assholes.
I got the best deal.
>>27385043
Well...
>>27385547
Fucking Tripfag Nigger
I always wanted a ditto that wanted to fuck me as a pet....
>>27385653
Say goodbye to all your cords.
What am I even supposed to do with this?
>>27385689
whats a cord?
>Mild Noivern
10/10 would chill and eat fruit with
Well now this is interesting, and god help me if heaven forbid, it gets lost.
>>27385697
>fugs gently
Pretty good. Hopefully it doesn't cause too much trouble
>>27385697
fug
>>27385043
>Naughty Snorunt
U-um....
Why me?
>>27385697
Mega evolve it and fuck shit up.
G-guys...
Oh come the fuck on.
>Modest Grovyle
I guess help around the house or something?
>Gentle Rhyperior
wew
Litteraly the most boring option available
i would love to have one
>>27385847
>not fug shit up
>Lax Joltik
I got a chill snuggle bug
i-i'll find your 2 other friends, buddy
Was there any doubt?
>>27386023
t-thats not what he wants
>>27385043
>Modest
Not for fug
>>27385043
>>27385873
>Naughty
This is pretty good
>>27385043
Oh boy
I can deal with this
>>27385043
>blaziken
>>27385043
At least I'm not a lizardliker.
>>27385242
Alpha when will you learn?
So my life will be like that one image set I guess
>>27386523
S M U G
M
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I don't know how it's fitting in my house.