>it's a Mew can't learn Crabhammer episode

>>27383600
Been gone for too long, what's this meme about? Mew not being able to learn every move?

The PokeDex says it can learn every move.

>>27383600
She can't LEARN Crabhammer, but she can USE Crabhammer through Metronome.

>>27383867
>she
TRIGGERED

Mew will NEVER be able learn crabhammer

>>27383853
Nope. Mew not being able to learn car hammer is a canon fact, Richard.

>>27383600
mew can learn crabhammer you fucking dumbass
mew can learn any move if there is someone teaching that move

HOWEVER mew doesnt have the means to learn crabhammer due to no move tutor but it can learn it given the opportunity

your shitty meme should not be
>it's a Mew can't learn Crabhammer episode

it should be
>it's a Mew does not have the opportunity to learn Crabhammer episode

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>>27383867
>>27383879
Yes, she is beautiful and perfect

>>27384026
/thread

mew also cannot learn sketch

Ehmm... I don't understand that joke... Mew can't learn Crabhammer because Isn't a tutor move, right?

>>27384026
>Mew does not have the opportunity to learn Crabhammer
That still means it can't learn Crabhammer.

>>27384037
>>27384026
He can still not learn Chatter, ever. No pokemon can in fact except for one. The important part is that Mew can't, and he never will

>>27384397
She doesn't need chatter, she's already a top tier pokemon. All she needs is a mega to delete the stall staple, give her 30 points in the attacks and 40 more speed, and you'll see nobody will give a damn about crustaceantool's distribution

How do we know that there isn't a move tutor that teaches Crabhammer somewhere in the world, and we just haven't gotten to that region yet?
It can learn it, it's just that nobody seems to teach it.

>>27384424
>She

>>27383867
>she
>he
Fuck off.

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>>27384501
>>27384508
She is beautiful, stay triggered fags

>>27384026
This probably makes more sense. Still,
>Arceus can't be taught every move but Mew can despite Arceus being essentially God

>>27384133
Why are you typing like this?

>>27384133
Nice ellipses faggot.

>>27384472
Crabhammer will never be a tutor move because everything that could learn it (crabs) already does.
Mew will never be able to learn Crabhammer.

>>27384849
>Everything that can learn it has it
>Scizor can't learn it
>Gliscor can't learn it

>>27384573
Mew is the progenitor, Arceus is just a creation god and not an omniscient god

>>27383978
The PokeDex IS the canon though.

>>27385048
scizor and gliscor are crustaceans now?

>>27385103
Their claws are just like the crustacean mons' own. Besides it'd be cool...

>>27385141
agreed. Maybe it will be a tutor move in the future.

>>27385083
There's nothing that states it isn't omniscient. Nothing states it isn't omnipotent either because of story-gameplay segregation

>>27384522
>she
The autism

>>27385093
Nope. It can't learn crabhammer in the game's programming, so it can't learn crabhammer in the canon.

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>>27385227
She is the best legendary since the day of her inception, and you seem very asspained, anon.

>>27384026
/THREAD
BTFO
T
F
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Mew is one of the best, but it is genderless...

>>27385261
You mean him and his
Also he looks like a retarded cat

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>>27385755
She looks like an adorablekitty cat that flies throught the air without a care in the world. Alternatively, she also looks a bit like a fetus, but it doesn't result in having her noticeably less cute. She IS the mother of all pokemon you know, and if you're the mother of something like ferrothorn and heatran you're bound to not be the prettiest.

>>27385696
She is gender unknown anon, and its pretty obvious what this qt3.14159's gender really is.

>>27385808
You mean genderless. It was always genderless, not gender unknown. Although if I were to guess I'd say there used to be more Mews of varying genders

>>27386143
Shitposting aside, it IS gender unknown. It's a technicism, but at least it implies it isn't a hermaphrodite, but rather further studies are required. It still is the MOTHER of all pokemon you scrub

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>Mew can learn Dragon Ascent
>It can't learn Crabhammer

>>27384026
this, richard wins again, retards

>>27386270
Made me look, I'm surprised it can't learn Draco meteor though, I thought it could learn any move tutor move... does this mean >>27384026 is debunked?

>>27386302
Yes it does.
Ranger Rick is an autistic dumbass.

>>27384508
>>27385227
I'm not on his side but the first mew recorded in the game said it gave birth. So theirs at less one with a vagina.

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>>27386420
>Mew gave birth.
That's meant to be taken figuratively.
Just imagine the situation, the scientists must have been so excited.

>>27386420
>he doesn't know about anal-birthing

>>27386486
Sure but its a game aimed primarily at kids. I doubt they would make it that complicated for them.

>>27386548
I meant yes it does debunk everything Richard believes in. Mew can not learn every move.

>>27386584
Oh, sorry I misunderstood you, I suddently forgot how grammar works and that that's not how you respond to that statement. Although the post I quoted is far too elaborate for Richard of all people to write.

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>>27386584
Finally, the solution was found!

Inb4 he tries to claim Transform counts.

>>27386241
Ancestor, not mother. And it's genderless, or at least it used to be, according to an old players guide.

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>>27386781
Well the updated weird app pokedex says its gender unknown, and that's the most recent, updated, official source. MOTHER

>>27386302
>>27386359
>>27386682
Where were you when Richard was finally BTFO?

>>27383600
Why would I care? It already knows Attract and Capitivate, that's all I need.

>>27386836
I sense some lewd undertones in your post anon, what are you going to do to her?