>wake up >take a look in the mirror >see this What do?

fap myself silly

>>27355013
I am going to very much miss having a penis. And a beard.

>>27355013
Are the feelers prehensile? I can take being a grill if I get to have four extra limbs to move stuff with.

>>27355047
OP didn't said that you don't have a penis anymore.

>>27355013
Grab a hammer and a Floette to kill Pokefuckers.

>>27355066
I ain't tuckin that shit in like a trap, and OP's picture has no bulge, so that shit's gone. It's vagina time now, buddy, menstruation and yeast/urinary tract infections included.

Masturbate furiously with the feelers

cry because my breasts are way too small

>>27355114
No.

>>27355013
whore myself out to depserate weebs for shit tons of money while i still can

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>>27355173

>>27355171
Accept your fate.

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>>27355236
no

>>27355013
Be happy?

>>27355223
>>>/Facebook/

>>27355013
Do nothing because this is what I've always been seeing in the mirror after waking up

>>27355013
camel clutch

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>>27355389
>newfags

>>27355389
Haven't they forgotten about demotivationals by now?

I kinda miss those and advice dog now. Reminds me of better times.

>>27355013
>four ears

>>27355468
>advice dogo
That was cancer

>>27355223
>implying weebs have ever had sex with anyone before
Where exactly would they get the AIDS to give to me, anon?