It's another one of these.
Claiming best magnet.
>>27332106
>78.5 lbs
y-you're strong
>>27332106
>shouldermon
>posts a bug nearly the same size as a person
>>27332099
can also serve as snackmon if I get really hungry
>>27332163
Lewd!
<3
Claim floaty bro.
>>27332106
If you can't carry 80 pounds, you're literally my meth addicted sister
Claiming my bug buddy
>>27332099
How is Magnemite even a shouldermon?
Also claiming best fire type.
>>27332278
exquisite taste
>>27332125
>>27332138
People who've never had thier girlfriend ride on their shoulders at an amusement park
WOOPER
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Can someone tell me what a shouldermon is?
>>27332502
>Can someone tell me what a shouldermon is?
It's a pokemon that you'd like to ride on your shoulder during your theoretical/imaginary pokemon adventures.
>>27332502
A small pokemon with limbs that can climb upon your shoulder.
Dis
Claimed
claim best baby dragon
Claimed
Claimed
>>27332635
>carrying 132 pounds of metal on your shoulder
Have fun
best
>>27332348
Best taste ITT
Best shouldermon
>>27332902
I'm carrying every day at least 30kg in my purse so in a bag I think I'll be able to carry it
originally wanted salandit but that pokedex entry makes me think twice
>>27332357i've never had a girlfriend....
Smoochum!
>>27332357
Good for you and your 10 year old girlfriend m8.
Shoulderbro as in, I'm riding on its shoulders.And I'll have an Oddish on MY shoulder too
>>27332908
Aron is a close second
Reporting in with best porygon
>>27332278
God tier tasts
2nd best electric but best shouldermon.
Surprisingly lightweight.
>>27333788
>he's never had a ferret bro
Claiming best stoat
>>27332357
jokes on you ive never had a girlfriend
>>27333564
dont worry anon i-i got em. for the both of us...
Chang chang gettin' paid over here!
>>27333788
Damn, I always thought they were real ferret sized
Best
claiman gooms
>not having Aggron as your shouldermon
Plebs
And I'll never use him in fights because I want him to stay cute and on my shoulder forever.
yes pls
>>27335100
>not having God himself as your shouldermon
>>27333831
Z has already been claimed
swoopin in with this fokko
Claiming this lovable little fucker
C L A I M E D
Claiming
>>27335854
but that's my fave pokemon you bitch back the fuck off
>>27332099
CLAIMED GET OFF THIS BOARD NOW I AM IN OWNERSHIP OF VOLCARONA AT MY SHOULDER
*turns around*
psssh...
>Not having Smugleaf as your shouldermon
the fuck are you doing with your life anon
>>27337474
Pretty sure that thing is too big for your shoulder, anon.
>>27332348
Mr. Briney?
>>27333795
I'd want to carry it in one of those baby holders that you wear around your chest.
My eternal bro.
I win
>>27335155
Pls I need Swadloon I can not accept anything elsecan I share your claim?
I love that I can always get to these threads late and still claim best shouldermon
>>27333759
>>27333879
Great taste
Back off faggots, hes mine
Are legendaries valid claims? I want my bro on my shoulder
>>27332116
FUCK, FINE JUMPLUFF IT IS
claiming the best bug
Alternatively: Krabby or Heracross
I will keep them on my shoulder no matter how difficult it is.
I will be on the shoulder
Swablu would be a really good shouldermon.
It's instinct for them to sit on people's heads like a hat and sing to them, they're warm & fluffy & they're cute.
Then they evolve into dragons, so that's pretty cool.
If not that, then maybe something like a minccino
>>27338088
too late
>>27332222
>>27332116
Why mods don't ban digimon posters?
>>27338930
>>27338058
As long you know you can lift it for an extended period of time, it can go on your shoulder
Why pick one, when you can have them all?
>>27332099
claiming
>>27340397
best fleshlightmon
>>27332812
besto tasto
>>27340397
>hurr durr i can't pick one i like what do you like i'll go with that
Claimin'
This cute little fucker.