ITT: Fond memories of your childhood

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>>27330037
>8 years old in gen 1

STOP.

>>27330037
>be me, 7th birthday.
>Been into pokemon since i was like 5
>Get pokemon emerald and a gameboy advance sp
>also get pokemon cards and plushies
>best birthday ever

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>did something similar when I was thirteen for my younger siblings
>they'd constantly whine about wanting to play Pokémon since they saw the anime on TV all the time
>gave them both Ruby and Sapphire for their GBAs discreetly
>wiped the saves so they could play it anew
>they start playing it for a bit, have fun that day
>next day they're just playing on the PS2 and I find Sapphire discarded in the refrigerator of all things
>never found Ruby again

>>27330090
ebin meme

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I don't know if i'd call it a "Fond" memory.. but this one will forever stick with me for being an idiotic kid.

>3rd grade
>Pokemon is huge, have a TCG group and everything of friends.
>One girl named hannah is part of our group and a classmate of ours
>One day after school she asks if I can meet with her behind the bungalos on the school campus.
>Me being a fucking idiot think its about pokemon cards and agree.
>next day comes, I go to the location, theres a bench there shes sitting on, asks me to sit with her and seems really nervous.
>Oblivious me doesn't care like fucking ash ketchum and starts to sort my deck
>She asks me to close my eyes because she has something for me
>Pokemon cards right? of course its pokemon cards, idiot fucking me only cared about pokemon cards.
>Close eyes
>Feel something wet on my cheek
>To this day i'll never know, but it was obviously a kiss.
>"Do you like me?"
>Instead of being a smart individual and realizing how wonderful this was
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>Bolt out of there screaming across campus
>run all the way through the fields to the other side of the school
>Find my friends hanging by the local planters at the south gate
>They see me running and screaming
>"GUYS, A GIRL KISSED ME"
>They all start screaming too
>I'm tainted I have cooties
>Everyone flipping the fuck out and running from me.
>One of my friends even went to get the school nurse out of fear

To this day I can't believe how stupid it was. My friends refused to believe I got corrupted and so we went on this detective hunt at the "Crime scene" to find the truth. We deduced since there was an old juicebox on the floor back there, she put it up to my face and squeezed the straw to "simulate" a kiss, therefore I was off the hook and apparently not a lost cause.

I'm pretty sure I unintentionally broke her heart. Things were really awkward after that and she left the club. Whats worse is I was still in classes with her till 5th grade.

>>27330120
What ungrateful little shits

>>27330183
>8-9 years old
>still believed in cooties
Nigga I was jerking off to porn when I was 9 the fuck you doing

>>27330275
Three words.

California Private School

>>27330183
Holy fucking kek

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>/vp/
>Fond memories

This board is filled with gen 3 players pretending to be genwunners, they don't have any memories.

>>27333846
>projecting

>>27333889
nice argument

Gen III babies are literally the most cancerous of all players on this board.

>>27333933
>Implying everyone isn't ten years old here

>>27334143
I dont get it. what were they scared of?

>>27334190
A guy broke into their house and took pictures of their kid. Wouldn't that scar you, ya dongus?

>>27334190
Are you dense? Do you have brain problems?

>>27330183
that's pretty funny, and not really anything to be overly embarrassed about. if you're still in contact with that QT, bring up the story and laugh about it together, then ask her out for a drink.

>>27334143
fake af but good creeps, mang.

>>27334143
Wow.
That's creepy as fuck when you think about it.

>>27334190
How can you be this retarded

>>27334209
>>27334250
>>27334261

So? Its just pictures. not like he stabbed the kid or wanted to kill him :/

>>27334261
Lost contact back in middle school, and I'm married to someone else now, so its no big issue.

I just feel bad from time to time when I remember it. I'm sure shes moved on.

>>27334340
He wanted a piece of that Magmar forehead.

>>27334143
>>>/creepypastawiki/

nice blog

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>>27334143

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>>27334143
>OMGsospoopy!!1!

Jesus christ grow up all of you. It was probably just some pedophile setting up a camera in the kids room. He wasn't in the kids closet. he just probably broke in to fetch the camera. Happens all the time.

>>27330037
I remember buying myself a copy of Pokemon and 3-way calling my two best friends while we all played together. Seth freaked out and said he found a Pikachu in Viridian forest. He told us the area and we thought we had to be in that area of grass to encounter it. Now-a-days my friends and I hop on Vent/Discord/Skype and play games together, but I'll always remember playing Pokemon with 3 way call back in the day.

I was too poor for Pokemon trading cards. No one local sold them and kids would get their parents to drive two towns over to get them. My parents wouldn't and I understood. My friend Seth (same kid) asked his mom to buy me a starter deck so I could play with them. In return I gave him a Charizard topps card.


Little bro asked me why his Stantler was green. I said it looked sick and he should catch it and take it to a Pokemon Center. I'd never heard of shiny Pokemon before. He caught it, it was still green. Told him to level it up and take care of it. Give it lots of vitamins and stuff and maybe it would get better. Eventually found out about shinys. My bro was going to KO it because he didn't really like Stantler, but because it was "sick" we traded it between our G/S games and took turns taking care of it. Stantler is one of our favorite Pokemon to this day.

>>27334523
>Fetching camera while kid is in the room.
Clearly it was more malicious than fetching a camera.

>be in seventh grade
>be girl, yes it's relevant
>be relatively poor
>all the kids at school play the tcg behind a dumpster because pokemon paraphernalia is banned at school
>love pokemon cards
>want them bad
>no money to get them
>try to get the boys to at least let me watch them play
>they mostly say no for a long time
>one of them finally says he'll give me some cards if he can squeeze my boob
>I ask if he's serious
>he says yeah
>all the other boys are interested
>tell him he has to give me the cards first
>we argue a little
>we finally agree on him putting the cards in my hand as he squeezes my boob
>it works
>three other boys immediately say they'll give me cards if they can do the same
>agree to all of them
>have big stack of cards now
>word goes around school
>boys now know they can get some boob for pokemon cards
>I have become a prostitute for pokemon
>the deal becomes 10 cards for a squeeze, 20 cards for a squeeze under the bra, 15 to see them bare, 5 to see them with the bra on, 50 to see and squeeze them with no bra (only one boy ever did that)
>this goes on for three weeks before I get caught
>most of the boys get caught
>they all get two weeks detention (so I heard)
>I get expelled
>got to keep the cards because I hid them

Kids are fucked up and weird.
Is my excuse.
I wanted those fucking cards.

>>27334668
...Did you get any good cards?

>>27334668
I'll give you 50 cards

>>27334668
>Seventh grade
>boobs

Real girl here. nice lie. Learn our proper growing cycle before you spout nonsense you virgin anime wannabe.

>>27334711
Once they realized they could get more time with me for holos, yes.

>>27334714
Hi Tyler

>>27334756
>her tits didn't start growing in at the unfortunate age of ten leading to serious self consciousness that wouldn't fizzle away until boys got interested in them
Sorry for your loss.

>>27334756
Can't tell if serious

>>27334791
>tits at ten
Fucking Americans and their hormone drenched foods

>>27334668
What do i get for a 1st edition Shadowless Charizard?

>>27334756
>She didn't blossom until highschool.
Poor pathetic creature. I bullied girls like you in gym class. I'd bet you didn't even get your fucking period yet in 7th grade, overgrown child.

>>27330090
?
what?

are you autistic?

>>27330120
>>Sapphire
>> refrigerator
I bet they lit ruby on fire

>>27334668
Pics?

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>>27334668
what a fucking slut

>>27330037
Dang op, thats a dope brother right there, id keep that deck as long as i could and pass the torch down when the time comes. And Oh. Youll know when op. Youll know when.

>>27334668
L O N D O N
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>>27334668
>>the deal becomes 10 cards for a squeeze, 20 cards for a squeeze under the bra, 15 to see them bare, 5 to see them with the bra on, 50 to see and squeeze them with no bra (only one boy ever did that)

You had such a horrible business model holy shit.

You do realzie a Boosterpach was 12 cards for $2 right? You told them they could feel you up for what roughly equates to $10 max You sold yourself to kids in middle school for TEN FUCKING DOLLARS.

The term dime-store whore applies here better then ever.

>>27330090
>is 22-26 now
Source: I was in 3rd grade when Yellow came out. I'm 23.

People who turned 8 before Diamond and Pearl came out can post here.

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>>27335219
It's just a boob, anon. But you're right. We can take this to a whole new level. Maximize profits and leave our customers wanting more.

>>27335242
I was 13 when Pearl came out and I bought it, I was in secondary school then though and people weren't really into Pokemon so I didn't tell anyone out of fear of being bullied for liking 'childish' things

>>27334668
This is exactly what I'd have done if I was a girl, desu.

>>27334756
You're thirteen or twelve in seventh grade here, of course they're gonna have breasts.

>>27334668
K A N T O
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>>27334668

somebody make a manga out of this

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>>27335381

>>27335381
Things like this is why i wanna learn to draw
And things like 'Lyra raped my Quilava'

Then laziness just strikes hard

I remember a road trip where it was 3 in the morning and everyone but my dad who was driving was asleep. My sister and I were in the far back with the shitty car light on and she was playing on the Gameboy color because it was her turn.

I start falling asleep on her shoulder watching her, when she flips SHIT and wakes everyone up and startles my dad because she caught mewtwo and was screaming about it.

>>27335504
>I start falling asleep on her shoulder watching her

How old were you and her?

>>27330095
Wtf. I was returning from a deployment to Afghanistan when I bought ruby....

>>27335446
>And things like 'Lyra raped my Quilava'
Demanding link if anyone has it. I've heard of the story a lot on here, but have never had the good fortune to read it.

>>27335219
>>27335262
Now i can't stop picturing a pimp Gary Oak showing around his hoes for some pokemon cards

>>27330291
How many of your friends turned out to be Bernie supporters?

>>27336093
No idea. I don't follow politics. Nor do I know them anymore

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>this guy shows up in my party out of nowhere
>get spooked as fuck and think he might be a glitch or something
>pokedex tells me he steals souls or some shit
>suddenly realize that he has the same moves as Ninjask and that they're one after another in the pokedex
>begin to use him in combat, slowly learning more about his incredible ability
>literally drop Ninjask out of the team in favor of this dank bug
>use him as bait to get the opponent to send out pokemon that can defeat him, defeat them with other mons and spam Fury Cutter against the rest with him
>beat the champion like this
Shedinja is my bro

>>27336077
http://pastebin.com/BaXhigSK

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>>27336106
You replied to some other guy by mistake, but I got it anyway, thanks!

>>27335574
Jesus Christ.

>>27330090
I like how stupid /vp/ is when it comes to how years work

If you were 8 when Diamond and Pearl came out you could be an adult today but to these people you already had to be 25 when Red and Blue came out to be a real adult.

>>27334668
boob stuff is not a big deal though. If you had been cranking them off, or fucking them, then ya.

>>27334756
The girls in my middle school were fucking stacked. It was fucking ridiculous.

>>27330090
90% of /vp/ weren't even born when gen 1 came out I bet.

>>27334668
>I wanted those fucking cards.
And you got 'em. Good job.

>>27330037
When I was a child we used to hunt Wooly Mammoth as a pack. My elder believed that using Red berry would help us find where the mammoths had been grazing. They were stoned all the time, and most of the time came home with water cat and snow fox. At least the fire meetings were interesting to talk about.

>>27334668
K A L O S
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>>27334668
I have a story like this
>be in seventh grade
>be boy because its relevant
>be relatively poor
>all the kids at school play the tcg behind a dumpster because pokemon paraphernalia is banned at school
>love pokemon cards
>want them bad
>no money to get them
>try to get the girls to at least let me watch them play
>they mostly say no for a long time
>one of them finally says she'll give me some cards if she can squeeze my crotch
>I ask if she's serious
>she says yeah
>all the other girls are interested
>tell her she has to give me the cards first
>we argue a little
>we finally agree on her putting the cards in my hand as she squeezes my crotch
>it works
>three other girls immediately say they'll give me cards if they can do the same
>agree to all of them
>have big stack of cards now
>word goes around school
>girls now know they can get some crotch for pokemon cards
>I have become a prostitute for pokemon
>the deal becomes 10 cards for a squeeze, 20 cards for a squeeze under the pants, 15 to see it bare, 5 to see with underpants on, 50 to see and squeeze it with no underwear (only one girl ever did that)
>this goes on for three weeks before I get caught
>most of the girls get caught
>they all get two weeks detention (so I heard)
>I get expelled
>got to keep the cards because I hid them

Kids are fucked up and weird.
Is my excuse.
I wanted those fucking cards.

>>27334143
I'm more creeped out his grandma was on a date. thats weird

>>27336105
Pretty much the same for me. He was a beast against AI

>>27336018
save yourself from the milkshakes, lad

>>27330090
Good job, you got the newfags.

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>>27330037
>be 9 or 10, brother is 6 or 7
>walking back home from dollar store with our mom having bought our first cards (just a booster pack each)
>both excited as fuck, we were poorfags so we were usually late to own the cool popular things that the other kids did
>mom walking at the front, we're lagging behind because we're looking through the cards
>brother walking in front of me, he drops a card from his hand but doesn't even notice and keeps of walking
>run over and pick up the card
>"Anon! What are you doing?! You dropped this and you didn't even notice!"
>being intentionally loud and conspicuous about it so my mom overhears (because I was a tattletaling little shit)
>mom gets mad at bro for being careless
>she takes all his cards from him and gives them to me
>"If you can't take care of your belongings then I'll give it to someone who can, like Anon!"
>mfw

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>>27339936
>>>/d/6934228