Who would win and why is it Gen 7's big bruiser?

>>27326044
Machamp would win because he could grapple conkledurr with two of his arms, and use the remaining arms to honk his nose. It's simple math really.

>>27326044
Machamp wins because of confusion hax.

Conkeldurd has big, doughy muscles like putty. Machamp is fucking swole.

Conkledurr thinks he has mad it
Machamp has actually made it

>>27326312
Machamp confirmed for dehydrated, will cramp up like hell.
Conceldurr is a roiding strongman.

>>27326403
Conkeldurr has literally no definition at all. He'll make the excuse that he's bulking, but he's really just a doughy loser.
Machamp is the champ.

>>27326044
>Machamp uses Fissure

>gen 7

Gen 7's bruiser is gonna be Bewear

Just from it's description you know it's gonna have an astronomical attack stat

>>27326427
>Tyranitar can destroy mountains with a single hand
>actually has 5 less attack than Darmanitan, who can only destroy dump trucks
Gamefreak isn't really known for their logic and consistency.

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>>27326458
This. Machamp was even said to be capable of pushing an entire mountain with just a hand a swell.

>>27326427
Bewear is okay but it's not my cup of tea. He'd look out of place in my team

>>27326427
I really don't like Bewear. It's like they designed a really good Pokemon, then Spongebobbed it, taking all the design away and leaving a rounded, simplified lineart.
I know it's supposed to look like a toy, but I really don't like that. I'd prefer if it were a regular bear shape, but extra fluffy and without an angry bear face. That would get across exactly the same theme and impression without looking shitty.

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>Not posting appropriate pictures
cum on man

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>>27326557
>implying I wasn't the one who commissioned that artwork
Here, have more

>>27326044
Conkieldurr's legs are so atrophied that it has to support itself with giant concrete pillars

Machamp would win

>>27326413
>no definition
>insane vascularity
fucking nips in charge of anatomy

>>27326534

>designed a really good Pokemon and then

There is no "and then"

He was from the very start, supposed to be a Teddy Bear that isn't actually soft

>>27326722
He looks like he's made out of plastic.

Hoping for another fighting type line in Alola. Although Bewear's hype and description really seems like it's going to be the premier fighting type of the region

Conkeldur seems to have more muscle mass in each arm relative to one of Machamp's arms. However, Champ has 4 arms. This will likely be the deciding factor as having 4 arms is a huge benefit.

Machamp has the benefit of either using 2 arms per 1 arm that conk uses. OR, using the extra arms to land blows and grapple more effectively so the strength difference would be irrelevant.

Also, Machamp clearly squats and deadlifts much more than Conkeldurr -- so this automatically makes him the winner.

Machamp just needs to land a single dynamicpunch and Conkledurr is kill

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>>27326044
So assuming Machamp does get a legal No Guard Fissure in Gen 7, what happens to Conkeldurr?

Excellent tastes in this thread. No, Bewear doesn't count.

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Stand aside manlets

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>>27330810
>fatass trash fighting type

>>27329134
Conkeldurr gets guillotine

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>>27330810
You move aside or I'll high jump kick your ass.

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>>27332618
Lmao nice thighs

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>>27332701


¿Qué carajo es lo que acabas de mierda decir de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo soy la parte superior de francotirador en la totalidad de las fuerzas armadas mexicanas. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo te limpie la mierda a cabo con precisión los gustos de los cuales nunca se ha visto antes en esta Tierra, marca mis putos palabras. ¿Cree que puede salir a decir que mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías a través de México y su IP se está trazando en este momento por lo que es mejor prepararse para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con la pequeña cosa patética que llame a su vida. Estás hombre muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en el combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Infantería de Marina de México y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar su lamentable culo de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si tan sólo pudiera haber sabido lo profano retribución a su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseído su puta lengua. Pero no podía, que no lo hizo, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás hombre muerto, chico.

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>>27332718
Took me a while

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>>27332718
YOU TOOK MY JOB

>>27326492
So what's your team, out of curiosity?

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>>27332819
You guys are pathetic, you can't even go mixed. Ya'll can kiss my metallic blue ass.

>>27332718
You dont talk spanish, you know it, right?

>>27332982

Escucha aquí cum - zorra , apuesto a 5 millones de dólares que no posee un pájaro . ¿Pero adivina que? I poseer 7. Y puedo decir ahora mismo que un pájaro nunca se acaba de entrar en algo así como una fuente de chocolate . Ellos raramente pie directamente en el agua .

Pero decir que su teoría es correcta idiota .

Di que no entren en ella en realidad .

Ese animal sigue siendo probablemente murió .

¿Sigue siendo divertido a usted ? ¿Todavía consigue sus patadas a cabo de saber que ese pájaro era probablemente aterrado y abriendo su boca para gritar en ese último panel ?

Y si usted dice sí, entonces me das asco en serio como un ser humano.

>>27332819
魔術師の赤 get the fuck off our board, and go back to /a/

>>27329134
>air balloon

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>>27332936
>metallic
>you
What even are you? Everything about you is all over the place.

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>>27333312
>Dynamic Punch

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>>27332936
Party's over guys. Somebody crashed our fun

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>>27332819
Actually, I did.

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>>27333454
>google shitmon

>>27326044
who cares just post the porn

>>27335907
T-there is?

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Move aside faggots, best fighting 'mon coming through.

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You youngins be careful now

>>27337593
Go away dunsparce

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>>27334095
BROTHER! OUR MASTER HAS BEEN CAUGHT!

>>27337593
Alright who invited gramps?

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>>27332936
>kiss my metallic blue ass
Oh there's plenty fags out there that will happily grant your wish.
At least a bunch of neckbearded basement-dwellers don't jerk off to us, you flamboyant puppy.

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*uses Psychic*
psssh... nothin personel kidd...

>>27326044
I remember someone ran the math in one of these threads months ago assuming optimised sets for both of them and it ended up pretty much coming down to a 50/50 chance for either to win, dependent on Dynamic Punch confuse hax.

>>27338402
See >>27338374

>>27338580
>4x damage from fairy attacks

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>>27338595
>>27338402
Yo

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>>27338402

>>27326044
Assuming no confusion hacks, conk wins with dynamic punch into mach punch which is a possible 2hko with decent rolls.
Machamp doesn't even 2hko with 2 dynamic punches.
Conkeldurr also has drain punch and mach punch coupled with iron fist, none of which machamp has.

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Ayo anyone got day honey, mang?

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One Punch Mon

>>27338613
The thing is, confuse hax ARE a pretty big factor given how No Guard Dynamic Punch is Machamps main claim to fame.

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She would win.

>>27338700
that would be an interesting mega. ghost fighting mummy would be A+ material

>>27338700
As a Cofagrigus fan I must say I hope that never comes to pass.

>>27330810
I always loved Hariyama. Not enough love for him in this thread. Sumo is awesome.

>>27338613
Machamp 2HKOs with dynamic punch if Conkeldurr doesn't use Drain Punch and Machamp has Bullet Punch, too

>>27326044
Machamp will win because during the fight some bullshit will happen and Machamp's belt will break making it too strong causing it to tear Conkeldurr a new asshole using its own pillars.

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>>27338617
NO
FUCK OFF

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>>27341256
Aw yeah baybee, gimmie dat honey, bae

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>>27337569
You are obsolete, mule. You move aside.

>>27341337
On another note, scarf heracross is great [s]in monotype[/s]

>>27344020
Also it's time to kill myself, haven't manually written out spoiler tags in like two years

Fissure Machamp wins

Depends if he's gonna cheat and use that big gay pillar

>>27344029
fucking loser

>>27326417
This

>>27337633
>65 defense

>>27335907
>>27337515
Explain yourselves