All you need to know for Pokemon Go

Hola The 4 of Chan here is my break down of how the pokemon Go team are in a real life stand point, mainly in a social environment.

This Is a little scene that is best summed as [High School - Senior Year]

Imagine it like this Valor and Mystic are the two kids at school about to knock the fucking shit out of each other. These two guys are absolutely jacked, both are major players on the schools varsity football team and are dating the hottest girls in school. Well right before they start beating the shit out of each other a short kid seems to enter the fighting circle. This is little Instinct, he is the 5'3 108 pound new kid in school, he wears a Pokemon backpack and runs around like an anime character. At lunch this is the kid that tries to sit with you only to find him self playing his DS in the bathroom, oh and also he is that kid that no one really knows what he is saying. Well back to the fight, so little Instinct runs in with a plastic sword and armor that looks to be from some run down dollar store, he lets out a loud scream sounding like some D&D battle cry. The two buff guys seemed puzzled and so does the crowd, all eyes focused on the tiny dip shit looking like a complete idiot. After around an awkward minute of looking at the little tard the fight begins,

Too Be Continued

Part 2 of the epic tale of the Pokemon Go high school fight

Mystic throws a hard jab to Valor's gut, Valor send one right bad. The fight gets even worse blood is flowing people are sweating the crowd screaming, swings go back and forth from Valor and Mystic, but then as if a shadow came to life little Instinct rushes into the fight. Swinging his foam sword like Link he shouts as he charges on, with all his tard strength he swings at Mystic... The sword snaps to show sharp plastic that cuts Mystic's back, another peace flies of and cuts Valor's forehead. The crowd falls to a hush, little Instinct is to stupid to realize what has happened both Mystic and Valor stare him down. The end is near, people look away, the sirens of death are ringing, poor little guy didn't make it past 18. Both of the bruits pull their arms back ready to let out a stronger hit then One-Punch man(only have seen a trailer) they both swing their fist at speed over Mk.10... Instinct is scared now, like really he just shit himself and it is gross, it smells like a locker room with shit in it. The fist fly out, but then they just seem to tap the Chinese made plastic chest plate and begin to turn. Out of no wear, like an RKO or like a Fat Man on Nagasaki the two fist pass each other and hit the opposite bruit in the face. Lady's and Gentlemen its a double knock out the bruits have just nearly caused a super nova with the swings, the crowd looks amazed.

Once More Too Be Continued in part

Part 3 of this break down of the pokemon go teams, this is actually kinda fun to write

"But wait" yells one of the on-lookers, "The little tard is still alive". Then with all of his force Instinct lets out the biggest battle cry ever reported(some say it shook the sun) Instinct stands on top of the two giants with his spider-man underwear filled with shit and part of a Pokemon card. The crowd begins to disperse no one really giving a shit now, but that little Instinct kid feels like Jesus mother fucking Christ right now. Later on that day at lunch the little tard was still playing his DS alone in the bathroom but now he played with a little more pride. In the end of it all Valor and Mystic still and always will be getting in Godzilla like fights, but when they do Little shit boy Instinct will be their dressed in his armor made by a 10 year old slave in China, he is not the hero we want nor the one anyone really needs(Well except the other tard kids). And that son is how I met your mother

But really their is no real difference, also i just wasted 5 minutes of my life xD

Hope you enjoyed my little break down of the teams in PO-Go

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