The first Pokémon go master is from Reddit, what do you think

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Sounds about right. Cancer title in a cancer game belongs to cancer.

literally who cares

>only 142
>pokemon master
What a sham. Dropped.

The real question is
Who cares about Pokemon Go?

>>27316975
Who is this semen demon

>>27316924
Everyone knows if you're not aestethic it doesnt count. Like that fat sack of shit who holds the record for game time of RBY

>>27317149
>stop liking things that I don't like!

>>27316924
>Only 142
>Legends don't count because they aren't out yet

Tooting his horn a little early.

>>27316924
He is missing 3

>>27316924
There's only six currently unobtainable pokemon, though. They're three shy.

You can get the three region-locked Pokemon from eggs, although it's rare as shit. He hasn't mastered anything.

>>27317218
>Mewtwo
>Mew
>3 Birds
What's the last one?

>>27317248
Ditto

>Lives in Central Park, NY for 3 weeks whilst spending mega $$$s
>End up catching 142 different pokemon
>Ignoring regional (can hatch) and legendary (need to wait) mons
>'Pokemon master'

Fucking kek, nobody cares about a 99% complete easy mode

>>27316975
Who's the girl?

Damn, y'all bitter

>>27316924
so now we've reached the point where genwunners are even refusing to accept all 151? only 142?

how did it come to this?

>>27316924
>142 out of 151
casual faggot

>>27316924
#redditwon

>>27317248
Mew is 151, so they're missing 4. Ditto, and three other ones I don't recognize.

>>27316924
Chances he didn't spoof his location?

>142

hmm

>only 142

no he isn't

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>>27317260
fucking why?

>>27316924
>bragging about being pokemon master
>only has 142

even for genwunners that's a new low

>>27317448
Probably the ones that are region locked

If he's american, that three would be Mr. Mime, Kangaskhan and Farfetch'd

>>27317260

Ditto is exclusive to africa

>>27317267

Kangaskhan, Ditto, Farfetch'd, Tauros, and Mr. Mime are region exclusive. You might be able to hatch them, but to see them wild you have to be in their region

>>27317561
He says he caught all in New York except polygon and other one in New Jersey

>>27316924
who cares

go back to where you came from, cancer

>>27316975
>best opinion
>best grill
You're alright rem anon

>>27317879
Lol are you the 4chan secret club defense force? I've been here since the generals in /v/ idiot

>>27317149
literally about 70% of people in this planet? is that enough for you anon?

>>27316924
>142
Guess again

>>27318088
It really isn't, honestly.

>>27317966
>muh >muh sekrit club

>>27318088

Here is a (you) for your '5 billion people are playing Go'

>all these people talking about >142

There are currently 6 unobtainable Pokémon, which are the 5 legendaries and Ditto. As well as this, there are 4 Pokémon which are region exclusive. The exclusives are
>Farfetch'd - Japan
>Mr Mime - Europe
>Kangaskhan - Australia
>Tauros - America

So yes, for now, catching them all is having 142 recorded in your dex.

>>27318144
>>27318106

Well keep being deluded kids. The game has reached things never seen before for only the 2 weeks it is in the air and its already way too big to not be able to see it "Who cares". If you dont recognize it then you're just egotistical trash.

>>27318167
>region exclusives
Oh you gotta be joking, that's worse than the Vivillon deal. For the sake of Go players I hope that gets changed.

>>27316924
>151
>6 aren't available
>145
Uh

>>27318179
Reminder that you said 70% of the planet were playing GO

>>27318263
Read the thread before posting
>>27318167

>>27318289
GO really is irredeemable shit.

>>27317660
No it's not. Ditto isn't exclusive to Africa. It's not in the game.. Datamin8ng has proven it's an event only mon..

>>27318167
You can still hatch them from eggs, so they're not completely unobtainable. So it's still a case of reddit blowing its load too soon.

>>27318167
>tauros in america
I am from Germany and I saw a Tauros on my radar the other day. Coudn't find it or else I'd post a proof.

>pokemon master
>owning 142 pokemon at one point

Leddit sets the bar low once again.

>>27318281
It was just a hyperbole dude, geez

>>27318507
There have been occasional sightings like that, but they're so rare that it's probably a glitch of some sort.

>>27317966
this is the most cringe i've ever seen

>>27318167
>My mom wouldn't buy me blue so I'm a pokemon master because I caught all the pokemon I could obtain in pokemon red.

gtfo

>>27316975

>Rem

How can I even hate on someone who posts best grill from best anime?

>142

he's no master.

>>27318167

>142 = Complete

False. There are all 151 Pokemon in the data. They are not Pokemon Masters until they've "Caught 'Em All."

There's literally nothing you can say to disprove this... If I catch all the Pokemon I can in one version of Pokemon, but don't have the exclusives from the other, I'm a Pokemon Master right? :^

>>27317198
Birds, Mew, Mewtwo, Ditto, and I think Mr.Mime can only be found in France.

>>27318167
That region exclusive thing is bullshit by the way. I live in Finland and a friend of mine encountered a Farfetch'd here. He wasn't able to catch it, but he posted a picture of his Pokedex which has the black Farfetch'd sprite indicating that he has seen it but hasn't caught it.

>>27320935
your friend's a spoofer, anon

>>27320950
He doesn't even know how to spoof in the game, he's a complete casual shitter.

GOD JUST FUCKING RELEASE JOHTO MONS SO I CAN SEE THIS SHIT GAME DIE ALREADY

>all those faggots leaving because they caught 151 out of the 251

>>27318771
Then, you should've used "figuratively" instead of "literally" you illiterate motherfucker.

>>27317161
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>>27317888
>>27320815
Four replies, not a single one contributing to the topic. Don't worry, fellas, you will probably see an actual vagina one day, just not any time soon.

>>27318221
They just need a GTS and breeding and it won't matter which pokemon belong to which country.

>>27321045
It's hoenn that's really going to push people out. Most genwunners have a begrudging respect for gen 2, a lot of them even believe certain ones (Marill, Snubull, Togepi, Donphan, Lugia, Ho-oh) belong to gen 1 because of the movies and anime.

>>27321053
language changes. correcting it makes you look stupider than the person saying it. almost like how correcting "You're*" is seen as laughable nowadays and does not constitute an argument. people don't use the word literally literally. they say literally figuratively.

>>27321124
>Being retarded is okay
No, it is not. I'm sorry that you have been raised in an educational system where being dumb is aooarently being encouraged, but you should really be working to better yourself.

>>27316924
Goddamn ledditors!
"Game" dropped.

>>27321124
This is literally (not figuratively) the stupidest thing I've read all day.

>>27320886

Which still leaves 144. And Mr Mime being region exclusive means nothing, if you're a master you travel. It not being in your region means nothing, as long as it's actual available somewhere.

>>27321124
off you're self

>>27316924
>Traducir del inglés
Hola Juan

I bet he doesn't even have a living dex, fucking casual

>>27317619
Is this a joke or is this an actual theory? I live in Africa, haven't heard of a Ditto so far.

>>27321582
it's a busted myth that retards keep posting

>>27321072
Why on earth would you want to look at an actual vagina?

They're disgusting.

>>27317660
>Farfetch'd
Where is he?

>>27321053
"literally" is indeed "figuratively"

>… make the whole scene literally glow with the fires of his imagination. —Alfred Kazin, Harper's, December 1968

>Even Muff did not miss our periods of companionship, because about that time she grew up and started having literally millions of kittens. —Jean Stafford, Bad Characters, 1954

>Lily, the caretaker's daughter, was literally run off her feet. Hardly had she brought one gentleman into the little pantry … than the wheezy hall-door bell clanged again and she had to scamper along the bare hallway to let in another guest. —James Joyce, Dubliners, 1914

>… yet the wretch, absorbed in his victuals, and naturally of an unutterable dullness, did not make a single remark during dinner, whereas I literally blazed with wit. —William Makepeace Thackeray, Punch, 30 Oct. 1847

now who's an illiterate bastard?

>>27321714
Korea, Japan

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>>27320886
>Mr Mime
>Exclusive to France

Bullshit
I live in Spain

>>27321864
he probably meant europe

>>27321864
Mr. Mime is Europe only, similar to how Kangaskhan is Australia only and Tauros is America only.

>>27318507
There have been confirmed Farfetch'd sightings in the US, too.

I'm pretty sure they're just hilariously rare. Like, there are no nests for them but they can randomly spawn.

>>27321921
But. You can trade for one. Right?

>>27322086
hehe

>>27321921
But that's wrong. I've seen khanga in America.

>142/721
>pokemon """""master""""""

>>27322410
but anon there's only 251

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>>27316924
>The first Pokémon go master is from Reddit
Literally not surprised.

>>27322430
xD epic!!!! Upboats to you good sir ;)

>>27322456
kill you are self

>>27316924

...

but, he's missing a bunch, the only pokemon not available to catch are Ditto, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Mew and Mewtwo.

>>27321072
>>27321633
Faggots.

>>27316924

unlike 4chinz, reddit actually plays video games instead of just shitpost about them

fucking aussies

>>27322826
Fuck off.

>>27321921
That's not confirmed. It's a rumour. Even check Serebii - Joe says that it's unconfirmed but a possibility given what he knows.

>>27321747

Literally ≠ figuratively, and your stupid quoting game doesn't actually prove anything, except for proving that those authors did not use "literally" correctly.

Try harder, dumb cunt.

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>>27322826
As a New Zealander, I naturally hate all Australians, but your comment on Australians is random and so makes no sense. On top of that, you're a raging homosexual who likes redshit.

>>27322913
http://www.salon.com/2013/08/22/according_to_the_dictionary_literally_now_also_means_figuratively_newscred/

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>>27322946
>trusting a "news" site as a credible source of information

>>27322960
>trusting a news site to give news

Also there are source links directing you to Merriam Webster and Macmillan using literally with the new meaning

>yfw Mew released Literally in Guyana

>>27322994
it's NOT even a new meaning. history shows "literally as a hyperbole" has been used since 1800s. but some hipster millenial suddenly questioning back the usage. it's like a dumbfuck who suddenly says "awful" is a positive word (full of awe)

>>27322913
>those authors did not use "literally" correctly
say that to charles dickens, twat

>>27316924
Poor Yankee cunts are still missing this beauty.

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>>27323871

>>27317660
>Tauros

Is he rare or something? Because it's not too hard to find one here in Canada

>>27317660
No they aren't, I'm in fucking Wisconsin and I caught a Tauros in my fucking backyard on Tuesday, and I've had coworkers rub a farfetch'd in my face that spawned in our break room on Monday.

We've also had the game data mined already. Outside of the three birds, Mewtwo, and Mewtwo there are no spawn restrictions.

>>27323890

You know you can hatch one from eggs right?


RNG Gods will fuck your arse or bless you with bountiful riches

>>27324119
Of course I'm retarded about Tauros, apparently rumored NA only. But still there's my coworkers and their farfetch'd-es caught Monday and the Data mined info about no actual spawn restrictions.

>>27323890
KHAN'D

with scanning and spoofing s easy as they are, it's a worthless feat