Hi. I have no connections with Pokemon, Gamefreak, or Nintendo, but I'm here to provide inaccurate, made-up bullshit regardless that contains several buzz phrases like "Mega-Evolution has been dropped" and "No gyms in Alola" so you'll believe I have some credibility as a leaker and that I'm not just making this all up as I go along. I'll attempt to draw shitty copies of fanmade evolutions for the current starters in hopes of maintaining your interest, and use a random Pokemon generator to decide which new megas are involved in this new generation.
Ask me anything.
how big is your dong
boxers or briefs
>>27303571
Ass or tits?
Dings or dongs?
Draw all the tits
>>27303571
Which pokemon would you fuck
>>27303653
Pretty big it's 4.5 inches
>>27303694
Boxers
>>27303732
Ass obviously
>>27303759
Dongs
>>27303778
Can't draw for shit
>>27303820
Gardevoir, lopunny,leavanny and scoliopede for the donut,floette, florgeis,diancie,magearna, etc.
>>27303835
Flaccid?
Are there any fuckable Alolan 'mons?
>>27303891
Nah rock hard bro it's a huge 4.5 inches long and 1 inch thicc
>>27303903
Theres two maybe more if you're a deviant
>>27303835
That's a big dong.
>>27303938
Describe them. IN DETAIL.
OP back to answer your questions.
>>27303653
Dong Lake in Wuhan City is roughly thirty three square kilometres of water.
>>27303694
Boxer briefs. The former is too loose, the latter is too restricting.
>>27303759
Between a professional Chinese snooker player and a lake, I think I'd rather own a lake. There are laws against owning people.
>>27303778
Pic related.
>>27303820
Golbat or Cubone, no doubt about it.
>>27303903
Other than the ones already revealed. Mudsdale is pretty fuckable.And he'll be fucking you.
>>27303571
What's the capital city in the Alola region? Do we get to see Pokemon Pearl Harbor?
>>27303571 (OP)