Ruse edition.
▶Rules
http://pastebin.com/c0H1GH9K
▶Memémon Archive
http://dogars.org
▶Art/Caps/Roomfag Porn
http://booru.showderp.com
▶Dead Bread
>>27237053
>>27245339 is champ and building
http://omfgdogs.com/
How the fuck do I fix the music not playing
Been like this for months
>>27245419
Just listen to Miror B's theme on repeat while watching champ. Zarels music choices are shit.
>>27245315
>>27245435
juice is that you
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401903545
the battle is heating up, get in here guys
>>27245453
mr sableye
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401904108
>>27245419
leave the game, find champ through "find a user"
usually works for me
>>27245434
>tfw no Mirror B. on main games
Oras was the perfect moment with a mega ludicolo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZsOwo9rhsQ
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401906373
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-randomdoublesbattle-401906590
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401908668
>>27245596
fuck off
>>27245629
make me
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401911017
Rip
New champ
>>27245791
almost broke my neck, thx faggot
>>27245791
Literally took it upside down
Just kill me now
>>27245830
to be honest it's amusing how much of a trainwreck you are in all regards
>>27245838
[spoiIer] I know [/spoiler]
>>27245854
You even fuck up spoilers, how do you even do it
>>27245865
someone claim or im posting my signature gay shit™
im a girl btw
>>27245884
post more or I'll report you
>>27245884
this reminds me I have a 64 GB sd card of hentai somewhere in my house I need to find
>>27245901
>>27245884
I would like to kiss a girl right now
>tfw only kisses were with a busty Jew and an ugly friend
>>27245912
tfw had 8 entire gfs
tfw 3 were super qt
>>27245884
my pussy is all tingly post more
I have never champed before, and I've only been watching for 4 days, but I guess if nobody else will do it I will.
Special-oriented Mega Charizard X with Roost and Defog
or
Physical-oriented Mega Ampharos with Power-Up Punch, Thunder Punch/Wild Charge, Rest, and Sleep Talk/Cotton Guard
Pikablu (Azumarill) @ Light Ball
Ability: Huge Power
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- Fling
- Aqua Jet
- Play Rough
>>27245964
I'll give you a nice skarmory
Crits Matter (Barbaracle) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Sniper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Cross Chop
- Substitute
>>27245964
Clefable with T-Wave and Soft-boiled
odd = shell smash magcargo
even = shell smash omastar
have a jolteon on my behalf!
banded hustle darumaka
Magnezone @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Substitute
- Charge Beam
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Flash Cannon
balk mad buge if odds
cheeky rat if evens
ebin cade if dubs
air balloon rotom fan
ok stop suggesting that's a full team
>>27245999
nice trips
this is the best fucking team i've seen in a long time!
>>27246044
shut up no one asked you fucking retard
btw it's me nurusu
>>27246044
too bad champ won't make it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401923095
Sup guys
while i fight lets call for a new team!
>>27246188
specs weedle
>>27246188
Choice Band Caterpie
spongebob (metagross)
>>27246188
>>27245999
no trips this time
>>27246188
What the hell I didn't post that.
>>27246188
toxic orb shedinja
Machine Gun (Heracross) (M) @ Heracronite
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Pin Missile
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
roulette rocke
>>27246188
>one battle
>new team
>>27246188
choice scarf wurmple
>>27246226
sorry i said i was new
old team then
Someone jacked my trip I guess
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401925709
360NoScope (Octillery) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
Level: 36.0
Happiness: 0
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Focus Energy
- Bullet Seed
-
test
Test
>>27246284
>mfw champ was actually this retarded
lmoa
I am regretting this decision
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401925709
>>27246299
silly horse, I'm not champ right now!
>>27246326
you're a newfag and I already hate you
don't think I'll forget how hard you fucked up your champing attempt yesterday
>>27246338
shut up dyxia
>>27246374
kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401931568>>27246374
>>27246514
nice link dumbshit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-40193156827246374
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401934371
New champ. It wasn't awful, I guess
>>27246769
can i go pls
me or
Fun Bell (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Ability: Heatproof
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Earthquake
- Imprison
- Block
- Rest
IT'S WORKING (Marowak) @ Thick Club
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Bonemerang
- Knock Off
a pokemon that's sole purpose is to burn everything
like, will o wisp + red card + recycle
or like, will o wisp + roar
etc.
>>27246779
i know it's you but
amoonguss
ebin cade
rubber bubber
>>27246804 forgot stats
rubber bubber (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Pain Split
- Protect
- Recover
- Will-O-Wisp
>>27246804 forgot stats
rubber bubber (rhyperior) @ red card
- rock wrecker
- kill yourself
- mega jew is cancer
>>27246849
dyxia, go away
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401940317
>>27246866
I hope you realize you don't have to use your tripcode with every post
>>27246866
How dare you call me that.
>>27246918
I'm just super paranoid of people pretending to be me and rusing people like they did with nurusulu
>>27246982
I ironically forgot trip
>>27246982
>>27247000
why should that matter you fucking autist
do you actually care about your public image on a japanese forum for a simulation of a vietnamese cockfighting game for children
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401943143
>>27247041
what if its merely an outlet for extra attention and confidence c:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401945876
>>27247000
worst newfag of the year award
fuck off attentionwhore
welcome to the blacklist
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401945876
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401950171 kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401953267
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401955184
new champ, gotta get back to watching my soaps
me or dogars
Blood Kid (Ralts) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Synchronize
Level: 1
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure
- Destiny Bond
- Protect
- Recycle
>>27247539
DOGARS
>tfw i have to go easy on newfags now
I NEVER LOSE (Victini) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Blue Flare
- Focus Blast
- Psyshock
- Glaciate
Captain Crits (Gallade) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Psycho Cut
- Stone Edge
- Close Combat
dogars
BILL
balk fetus or going apeshit
poliwrath
>>27247539
>>27247549
second dogars suggester here, please use balkfetus to help dogars
MECHA SONIC - shiny tyrantrum
-roar
-rest
-sleep talk
-head smash
max autism
>>27247588
can sleep talk call roar?
does it come out late?
>>27247525
you did a great job! hope to see you champing again soon!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401958717
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401959343
Top Kek (Kecleon) @Quick Claw
Ability: Protean
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP/4 SpD/252 Def.
Skill Swap
Foul Play
Rest
Sleep Talk
>>27247608
thanks fren
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401963629
>>27247753
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401965837
>>27247824
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401969792
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401972264
for later
SUPERB ELEGANCE (Roserade) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
- Toxic Spikes
- Venoshock
Archeops
>>27248217
>>27248217
new champ its bed time sorry i lied in chat its 2 am hehe
Citizen Snips (Drapion) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 112 Def / 144 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
>>27248217
Saved
new champ use seaking
buttplug
>>27248264
>i lied
may i
I wish to die (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Wish
- Ancient Power
- Charge Beam
i'm going to (Porygon-Z) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort
- Trick
>>27248271
this one
>>27248265
this
I AM DARGON (Lapras) @ Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Drill Run
- Ice Shard
- Waterfall
Scarf Magnezone
>>27248276
Srry roxie bb i gotta work tomorrow at 5 am
Post more qt roxies while i sleep though
>>27248277
Post feet, whore
>>27248301
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401978894
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401980056
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401981498
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401982861
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401983922
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401986994
o darn
NEW TEAM
Odd: Soak Alomomola
Even: Assault Vest Shuckle
Gigaclaw (Gigalith) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Iron Head
- Rock Blast
- Superpower
- Earthquake
Azumarill @ Leftovers
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Play Rough
- Aqua Jet
- Belly Drum
- Protect
gRAPE (Cradily) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 8 HP / 124 Def / 252 SpA / 124 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ancient Power
- Energy Ball
- Sludge Wave
- Synthesis
Seaking @ Choice Specs
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Psybeam
meme horse (Zebstrika) @ Life Orb
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Overheat
- Wild Charge
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Thunderbolt
a ground type
>>27248725
This is actually pretty decent.
Two water types and two lightningrod pogeys.
A rock type and a storm drain mon.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401989300
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401990718
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401992971
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-401993248
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-401992971
boy im glad i made that set
o well
NEW CHAMP
Well goodnight everybody
>>27249005
good night qt, sleep well
me or a pokemon that reminds you of my cade
BOOM BOOM V2.5 (Clefable) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 68 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Soft-Boiled
- Metronome
- Work Up
okay clearly no one is up right now so maybe later
new champ
me
>>27249553
Your fave mega
useless birb
>>27249553
blood totem
an OU legendary of your choice
hoge
Porygon2 vs Meganium at the end had a infinite battle until PP limit ran out.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-402009037
>>27249553
blaziken
flareon
>>27249576
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-402009037
>bro just let me kill this one
cute
>>27249576
Hey faggot. This is not a Showdown general.
>>27249611
O-oh. Sorry.
birdies
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402014395
NEW CHAMP
>>27249691
sure
memeor Kricketot
mexico man
furret
trick scarf
>>27249702
whatever smeargle set you feel
UseInCaseOfSweep (Gengar) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Psych Up
- Destiny Bond
- Counter
second shoah
I was hiking near a local mini waterfall searching for sailfin mollies and I stepped on a cactus
I suppose it was my fault for only wearing socks at 4am in texas but oh well
imagine a wet, ill groomed, neckbeard limping across the street with a tupperware container of fish
>>27249722
I feel like....
...this should have scarf
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402018445
>>27249740
at least you have more qt fish now! what kind of aquarium stuff do you have? I really like aquariums and wanna have one of my own one day.
having a local mini waterfall and live fish there is pretty cool too c:
>>27249765
...or choice banded....
>>27249773
I have a freshwater aquarium with stuff I caught around local streams in texas
I don't know the dimensions of the tank because I recieved it from a middle aged man on a skateboard who gave it to me because he liked my long hair
I have installed a filter and a heater and a few air pumps and added driftwood and some plants
I used to have a 75 gallon saltwater tank in Indiana but I couldn't take it with me to texas so I had to sell it
>>27249809
that sounds really cool c:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402020715
>___< (Wobbuffet) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Shadow Tag
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
>>27249828
thx
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402022213
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402022397
new champ, cant top
>>27250002
If no-one claims in the next 10 minutes, I'll take up the role, but you guys deserve a better chimp.
golduck with synchronoise ice beam hydro pump and hp fire
cloud nine and life orb
name it shrang
or me I guess.....
>>27250018
>10 minutes
no one will claim if they don't right away
I'll do a few games
>competitive gaem (Whimsicott) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Level: 1
- Leech Seed
- Encore
- Substitute
- Endeavor
Hard Young Boy
blood ufo
showderp sucks (Blissey) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Natural Cure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Fling
- Protect
- Last Resort
>>27250027
mega garchomp with sandstorm
blood totem, but replace stored power with whirlwind
(so you can boost and burn everything at the beginning of the match, then your other memes have a better chance)
cm weavile (Weavile) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Pickpocket
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brick Break
- Calm Mind
- Facade
- Avalanche
>>27250027
blood waifu
>six seconds
alright
These are fucking awful
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402026275
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402027680
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402029470
>>27250059
It's really sad that the Cottonee and Wartortle are being more effective than the others by such a wide margin.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402030799
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402035235
new pokemon please these are actual ass
cuck jr
mega scizor
eviolite wartortle called mercury
lane graves
are you feeling cozy?
y: use ice fang snips
n: use 184 days in winter
Any defensive mon with Frisk
showderp sucks (Blissey) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Natural Cure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Fling
- Protect
- Last Resort
hoge
>>27250350
you're favourite meme!
salamence called le rawr faec
>>27250350
mega banette
>>27250350
>>27250364
THE ONE YOU SKIPPED CHAMP
>>27250352
>>27250354
>>27250356
>>27250358
>>27250360
>>27250361
pokemons
>>27250350
pokemon master
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402038424
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402046798
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402049521
new champ desu gonna get comfy
>>27250875
me or mega ttar
yes me
mega gardy
me or wew
Shiftry
blood waifu named comfyanon
>>27250892
ayyy
choice band meganium
Tiffany Trump
Shiny Mega Sableye
Hone Claws
Dynamic Punch
Recover / Pain Slip
Shadow Claw
i hunger
gardevoir with sound based moves to keep me awake
>>27250886
yes me (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Energy
- Agility
- Draco Meteor
- Hydro Pump
Unown
>>27250892
well, thnx. blood waifu is really cooli just hope we dont come across too many clefables...
>>27250929Comfyanon you are my waifu
>>27250957im a husbando irl but thnx anon c:
>>27250966would you frot with me then?
>>27250973
anon... lets get ready for the next pokemon battle, its going to be a good one c:
>>27250966husbandos can be waifus if you believe hard enough
>>27250973can I join
comfyanon is showderp waifu of all year every year c:
>>27250985
you're going to be a good one :3c
>>27250993yeah ;)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402055075
champ disclaimer: i am bad and i will lose pls no bully
>>27250966are you an otouchan? you would be best dad
>>27250929
>>27250957
>>27250966
>>27250973
>>27250989
>>27250993
>>27251004
really hope you die soon
>>27251012
thanks me too
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402057517
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402058156
So all these vests and scarves were made in gen V right?
>>27251106
my mom made them
did it crash?
i suck new d00d
>Comfey
suggest anytime
Machine Gun (Heracross) (M) @ Heracronite
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Pin Missile
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
SD RP Lando-T named HE FINNA DO IT
>>27251226
a pokemon u think represents eating ass
Nice Moves (Froslass) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Cursed Body
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Calm Nature
- Block
- Taunt
- Torment
- Trick
Praise Helix
>>27248716
need it
>>27251335
ew le ebin helix fossil maymay
>>27251335
fuck off gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402063174
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402065634
blood
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402068258
hello where is the smogon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402068974
thats more like it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402071055
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402073194
underhumans get out
new team
quick claw Escavalier
prinplup
sneaky jew (Probopass) (M) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 2
Shiny: Yes
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk
- Pain Split
- Toxic
- Protect
- Magic Coat
>>27252403
your pokemon go team bird
donk king
hitmontop
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402078702
some wetback wants to battle me
y/n?
>>27252616
never
my dad just fucking died
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402081564
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402082721
haha what a nerd
>>27252685
good for you to have had a dad i never knew mine
CALL THE MODS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>27252685
F
>>27252903
shut up
champ is refusing to voice people, accepted a challenge or issued one which resulted in a battle with a complete autist and isn't answering as to how that came about
>>27252685
i bet your dad was a homo u fag
>>27252947
impeach then
New champ reply to this post
>>27252947
impeach pls
>>27253086
>>27253096
he answered now
it's all good
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402092235
glad that is over
that was hella ebin
new champ
me or squide
The Tree Stooges (the offensive version)
Specs Tyranitar
hard young boy
a sleeping lapras or walrein
grape buge xD
blood totem
trump tower
>>27253616
that's a fucking dank ass costume
i'd share a beer with that chink no homo
Sand Rush Excadrill
>>27253643
shut up gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402100168
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402103308
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402106478
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402111306
>>27253728
>>27253887
>>27254046
stop spamming links idiot
new team ok
hoge
>>27254539
togekiss paraflinch
pikachu
boom boom
ebin cade
Glock Lobster (Clawitzer) (M) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Mega Launcher
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
- Aura Sphere
- Dark Pulse
- Dragon Pulse
- Water Pulse
Hard young
>>27254553
change your mon to something else
>>27254550
togekiss is already done
>>27254602
just use rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402117453
cade really likes this team
it was my dead grandfather bitch
my fucking mom just died lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402120849
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-402122596