ITT: You're an NPC. Create a team of 1-6 pokemon based on your personality and explain your choices. No limits, use whatever pokemon fits you.
>Slowpoke
Lazy and confused 24/7, would suck the ocean's dick
>Smeargle
Artist
>Cubchoo
Canadian faggot
>Glupin
This thing has to have depression
>Pumpkaboo
I would suck Halloween's dick in the middle of a forest
Also all pokemon not evolved because I'm trash at the game and just like the cute ones
>Exploud, Gyarados
The daily grind is pushing me to the brink
>Espurr, Watchog
those eyes
>Minun
see everything in negatives
>Manaphy
Prince of the sea. I like the sea.
Last trainer in victory road, I will fuck you up. r8 my team
>>27240845
>see everything on negatives
This is actually really creative
>koffing
I live in the city.
>teddiursa
I collect plushies for a hobby.
>slakoth
I'm super lazy. I've been sleeping so much.
>whismur
I'm a freelance voice actor.
>>27242754
Qt/10
>Dragonite
I'm kindhearted and intelligent
>Tauros
I have a quick temper
>Zoroark
I tend to hide away my personality
>Bisharp
I can be cold to other people's opinions
>Snorlax
I can easily fall into laziness if I'm not careful
>Wigglytuff
I'm self-centered at times
Six Pokemon. Fully Evolved. Because I try way too hard.
>>27243146
Contradiction galore.
Are you being serious?
>>27243180
>People are one-dimensional creatures who don't have positive or negatives and always stay in the same mood
>>27243216
>kindhearted & self-centered
>intelligent & not careful
>kindhearted & cold
>cold & quick-tempered
>>27243293
>You're either nice or mean
>Intelligent people don't have flaws
>You can't be angry and dismissive
Are you real?
>>27243146
Is this a copy pasta?
>>27242754
>Freelance voice actor
Let's hear you say something pokemon related like, Gotta catch em all or something. Legit curious.
>>27241115
you don't seem to like water and fighting very much
>>27243416
I hope it will be.All I did was ask my girlfriend to list off my positives and negatives. How could it go so wrong?
>Sylveon
Overly obsessed with everything cute. Tend to present every bit of positive news wrapped in extra ribbons
>Meganium
Signifies my years of "budding" from an overly lustful person to someone with self control.
>Swampert
I lift daily now and it's become part of who I am. I also spend a lot of time researching amphibians like mudskippers.
>Slurpuff
I'm a fantastic baker and receive numerous compliments on my pastries.
>Vivillon
Enjoy traveling. Always changes my appearance or who I am when I visit different parts of the world
>Chesnaught
Fuzzy guy on the inside, but stand firm when my core values are challenged.
>>27243472
I was just bustin your balls a little.Jojo
>>27243687
You sound like a nice person.It's too late though. I have to remake it now.
>>27243733
>Have to remake it because of 2 comments
You're fine. The fact that you have a gf shows you're at least a somewhat well adjusted human bean.
>>27243821
I have insecurity issues. Speaking of what's a pokemon who represents that?
>>27243876
Shellder or Surskit maybe?
Poochy and Purrloin because I've had many cats/dogs, and Sableye because while everybody has their demons, mine are small. In fact, my team could easily be an early game dark gym.
>>27243876
Ditto. Always trying to be something you're not.
>>27244071
fuck
I'm dumb
Add slowpoke.
>>27244071
>>27244089
What a pleasant person.
>Noivern
Likes dark, quiet environments. Good at listening but voice is a confused screech.
>Mienshao
After the first action, useless.
>Celebi
Always dreaming big, but too distracted to pull anything off.
>Haxorus
Balances out an edgy sense of humor with a territorial, isolationist personality.
>Lapras
Almost never aggravated, but will occasionally get head stuck in discarded plastic.
>Onix
Always rock hard.
>>27244071
>and Sableye because while everybody has their demons, mine are small
10/10
>>27243471
lmao, I didn't notice that, but brave bird/hurricane and giga drain.
>>27240659
>Snorlax and Slakoth
lazy piece of shit that knows they're lazy but refuses to fix it
>Hitmonchan
really enjoy boxing characters and the idea of boxing in general but could never actually do it
>Herdier
I love dogs so much dude...they're so good
>Castform
the Midwest is weather hell. watched 6 different rain storms come and go by in one day back in May.
Alright, second try.
>Dragonite
Naturally kind and intelligent
>Cherrim
Insecurity and how I'm prone to shifting between highs and lows
>Marowak
Often push people away in favor of being a loner
>Bisharp
Putting on a cold and unapproachable attitude
>Serperior
Tendency to come off as arrogant
>Malamar
If I let myself become too self-absorbed I often end up manipulating people
>>27244150
Good sense of humor
>>27244252
Realistic
>>27240659
would pen pal/10
>>27240845
move to california before hope is lost/10
>>27241115
no more than 3 blackouts/10
>>27242754
would watch the anime/10
>>27243687
would go mountaineering with/10
>>27244089
10/10
>>27244252
has opinions/10
>>27244380
needs a couple years of vacation/10