mega gyarados looks fucking retarded

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>>27231202
Yeah I'm with you OP, why couldn't they have good, consistent Mega evolutions like pic related here?

>>27231217
they need to fucking stop with these megas

only about half of the current megas are acceptable

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>>27231202
I think it's kinda cool

THIS fucker on the other hand

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>>27231237
Holy shit, I totally forgot Sharpedo has a mega. I wish it had stayed that way.

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>>27231237
the problem with a lot of megas is they are way too fucking fat

pic related looks good. he is still relatively slim and not a bulky tumorous looking mess wow mega swampert is really bad

>>27231202
i dont understand, it looks great.

way better than this shit
>>27231217
>>27231237

>>27231202
>dragon evolves into a shrimp
>???

>>27231202
His shiny form makes him look like a shrimp

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>>27231282
>>27231509
DELETE THIS

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>>27231202
This. It has spikes so it's not a true mega. A true strong mega MUST have ribbons or wigs.

>>27231960
>Ribbons
Look at its elongated whiskers. Those are ribbons. As for a wig, it's a fish; fish don't need hair.

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I shouldn't like Mega Pinsir because of his dumb eyes but imagining all those years of living in obscurity only to now rape with Aerilate, swords dance and Quick attack make me happy.

>>27232140
At least it's an improvement over its original design.

>>27231217
Aerials
in the sky

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you forgot the worse mega of them all...

>>27231237
>Someone was paid real life money to design that

I want off the mega evolution ride

>>27231237

It's like they had now clue how distribute the markings on it. So they decided to post it up on a wall, started swinging a wet yellow pain brush before calling it a day.

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nothing upsets me more than mega scizor

they took one of my favorite pokemon and turned him into a fucking clown

>>27232196

HA

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>>27235091
>Clown
>Only meaningful change is a little white on the claws

>>27235162
his claws look stupid

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>>27235091
really? i think it looks pretty good for its usefulness in battle

M-Gyarados looks fantastic. One of the best Mega designs there are. It just gets bulkier with badass massive fins, but keeps all the same positives from before.

>>27235186
Still better than the crab claws he had before.

>>27235216
How are those retarded looking chainsaw claws better than anything? It looks like a Mega Man villain.

>>27235216
i disagree

>>27235240
>>27235245
You're both wrong.

>>27235259
smd

>>27235091
It makes sense for mega scizor to look retarded given how scizor itself is basically just a retarded looking scyther.

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>>27235091
Claws look like hair straighteners, forehead almost covers the eyes for seemingly no reason.

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>>27231202
>6 year old me
>playing Pokemon Yellow in the car during road trip with parents
>finally evolve my Magikarp
>so excited
>"Gyrados is awesome, he should totally be a Dragon type"
>2016
>Gyrados finally gets some sort of revision
>it's still not a fucking Dragon
>mfw

>>27231202
You look retarded,

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can't forget mega garchomp

>garchomp and scizor both in my top 10 favorite pokemon of all time

JUST

why couldn't they keep it fucking simple like they did with mega venasaur and chairzard Y?

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>>27231202
I always thought it looked like a fishing lure.

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>>27231259
>that spoiler
You best not be talking shit on my boy Swampert

>your fav pokemon will be ruined by a mega in your lifetime
whats her name /b/?

>>27232160
It certainly isn't

>>27231259
Mega Swampert is 100% Swampert.
Swampert is the ugliest fully evolved starter

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What does /vp/ think of mega fug?

All mega evolutions look retarded except swole swampert

>>27235951
They'll never touch pikachu :)

>>27235296
Never understood the hate for M-Garchomp's design. It's exactly the same but with some features enlarged. It makes sense that it would get bulkier and have bigger claws.

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>>27231237
Doesn't the spikes only come out when it attacks? If so, it's a lot less retarded than people seem to think.

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>>27236205
fucking awesome

>>27232481
I think it works for a fuckin tard mon like slowbro to be honest. Pretty glad they didn't make it all super cool and tough desu

>>27235951
I'm optimistic for most of my favorites. Unless they just forget that thick club exists and don't compensate for the loss of it.
oh and also a little worried for NEVER EVER

What's up
Gay bullshit coming through

>>27236273
*fugging awesome

>>27232481
>yfw it's actually the Shellder finishing it's meal
>yfw no face

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>>27235091
they completely fucked up Scizor's 3D models in general. the sprites looked great and aggressive, now it just awkwardly stands around

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This dumb shit

>>27236385
That's actually quite nice. would make me hate Beedrill less.

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>>27231202
still mad they made it water/dark instead of water/dragon

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>gets a mega
>still worthless trash

>>27236347
God, I miss how twitchy and punchy Scizor was in the sprites.
GF ruins everything.

>>27235815
Mega Swampert looks like shit. Just admit it.

>>27235270
I would actually give it a pass if I was convinced they had the cognizance to actually design mega scizor with this in mind

>>27236484
>one of the best looking pokemon
>shit

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>>27235951
>tfw it already got one and it's perfect design- and mechanicwise

Fuck all those "bigger and more attack" megas. Fast Prankster Sableye with the possibility to change into Bulky Magic Bouncer is the pinnacle of Mega Evolution.

>>27236255
Not who you were replying to, but i feel the same as them. I dont like it because it took the "jet" part of its design and threw it away. If it was just beefier and kept the streamlined form I would have been happy. I can't draw, but Zamtrios from Monster Hunter is kind of what I imagined a Mega Garchomp to be like, if they kept more of the dragon and jet aspects. All in all, I just hate how they made it slower and worse than its base form, and the design reflects that, so I'm not a fan.

>>27235951
Crobat but I dunno how they can fuck him up

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>>27232140
Don't forget it has 10 more points in attack compared to M-Salamence, and it gets Feint.

>>27232481
>hating on Sloveralls

>>27236515
Are you high? I think you need to lie down...

While I agree that most megas look like complete overdesigned shit, I think they might actually supposed to be like that. The megas are just a temporary, unnatural form that they can turn into to power up completely in battle, so it kinda makes sense that they all look like a twelve-year-olds wet dream. Same goes for black & white Kyurem.

>>27235091

He went from a metal lobster to a metal lobster with can opener hands. It's a lateral move really.

Mega Synchro Arceus when?

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I hope we get a Mega-Volcarona with Dazzling

fuck Talonflame

>>27236823
I hate this piece of shit, the design makes 0 sense
ZERO
E
R
O

manectric at least looked decent.

>>27236908
I don't understand people like you

Mega manectric is a fucking lightning bolt

Normal manectric is just a dog with a stupid helmet

>>27236577
Colloseum had the best animations

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How could a mega possibly fix this fucked up pile of shit?

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>>27237140
turn it into a Kirov airship

>>27236262
It is a lot less retarded than people think. In fact, it's quite good competitively, you can usually get 2 or 3 KOs out of it.

People on /vp/ just see it and flip their shit because "Muh spikes"

>>27236976
>VERY fast doggo
>gains an unaerodynamic child's costume to mega
>VERY slow doggo struggling to move with costume

>>27237208
It's UU trash

>>27237140
>Ability: Thick Fat
>HP: 170
>Attack: 90
>Defense: 105
>Special Attack: 130
>Special Defense: 75
>Speed: 30

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>>27237225
>He plays OU

>>27237308
>he still posts .gifs

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>>27237251
>thick fat
>on someone who already resists those types

>>27237213
yeah because the base form is so sleek and aerodynamic with that pointy hairdo

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>>27235951
t-they'll never touch kingdra

right bros?

>>27237213
>>gains an unaerodynamic child's costume to mega
>unaerodynamic
Except it is aerodynamic except instead of being flat and low down like a car or jet it's thin.

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>>27231202
Megados looks like a plump juicy shrimp

>>27235951
>/b/

>>27235951
Mega Audino's Ability. I hope SM either changes it to something else or buffs Healer.

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Just circle my shit up

>>27237251
>not abusing the fact that Wailord learns Aqua Ring, Dive, AND Bounce and giving it a monster Attack stat

>letting it be a shitty, slow as fuck Kyogre

>>27232481
More like best. Slowbro is the joke character Mega, and they know it.

See: the Mega evolution specials in the anime. Megazard X gets BTFO by one and Alain is embarrassed to talk about it.

>>27237723
>Megazard X gets BTFO by one
that never actually happened

>>27232481
I think it looks cute. Only really bad mega designs are Sharpedo and Lati@s for me.
I don't like the entire idea of megas too much, but the rest of designs are at least okay, and sometimes even an improvement.

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>>27237552
Another mega that isn't as retarded as some people think.

>>27237969
too bad we never see the 3d model in this position

>>27236806
>Dazzling

Dazzling gleam?

>>27238210
Dazzling the ability

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>>27238210
> He doesn't know about fuckfish's ability.

>>27236442
It looks like the basic fodder creature you get in any mobage

>>27235091
Same. Everything about the design pisses me off. ESPECIALLY the legs

>>27236806
>Not wanting Tinted Lens

>>27238413
I'd rather have Volcarona not get revenge killed by Pokemon present in every single team such as Azumarill or Talonflame

>>27237739
Did you even see the Mega Evolution journal specials?

>>27238428
Enjoy being walled by Heatran and Dragons then mate.

>>27237739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPD33Pc82k

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>>27237355
O-oh god... I hope not

>>27235273
This is because of Soaring. They had to have the same models. Monkey's paw, we got Soaring but in return autists who like these two get mad that their megas look identical

>>27238659
nah, gamefreak is just lazy as fuck. a different soaring model per version wouldn't be a big deal

but we are talking about the company that doesn't even have seperate model stances for sky battles

>>27236205
>>27236273
>>27236321
Why is Rayquayza referred to as "fug"?

>>27236385
You know you love that beedrill dong

>>27237552
absolutely halal

>>27232140
M-Pinsir looks pissed the fuck off, like it finally just says fuck it and starts flying at you. I love it.

>>27236347
>shaking its hips left and right
>great and aggressive
Yeah, no.

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>>27235951
>ruined

>>27236347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g

>>27241022
>slap huge power on it and call it a day
the worst kind of mega

>>27235951
Tyranitar
his mega looks ok
not a fan of those ribbons but ok

>>27241113
>Huge Power DOUBLES the attack stat
>DOUBLE maws
Adaptability on Lucario makes less sense.

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>tfw best mon actually got away with an OK mega
i'm just glad they didn't ruin the GOAT

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>>27235951
They'll never touch my precious.

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>>27235951
>mfw they will never touch blissey or reuniclus

>>27241917
>fur coat mega blissey joining fug in AG

>>27235951
I feel like it'd be pretty hard to fuck up Golurk, but they'd probably manage.

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>>27241938
A man can dream, anon.

>>27241113
>two mouths for double the power
>futakuchi-onna are depicted eating mochi so it fits with the pun as well
Huge Power makes perfect sense

>>27235296
mega chomp looks dope as fuck you retarded doublenigger

Most megas are shit because they just throw spikes on them.

It would be better for weak pokemon to get actual evolutions than for them to get megas

>>27237969
>>27237552
>gamefreak in charge of consistent sizes

>>27242193
Spike megas are the worst and GF realized this by fucking up their competitive potential. The only megas they favor are the ribbon/wig ones, since they're the most promoted.

>>27242193
Eviolite says no to that.

>>27242285
nobody gives two shits about ampharos except for memesters

stop perpetuating this lie

>>27242193
>Gamefreak gives evolutions to old mons
>we end up with shit like Rhyperior, Magmortar and Lickilicky
>Gamefreak gives megas to old mons instead
>we end up Mega Milf, Mega Mawile, mega Altaria and Mega Sableye

try again desu

>>27242319
>what is Mega Altaria

>>27242347
>>we end up with shit like Rhyperior, Magmortar and Lickilicky
>>we end up Mega Milf, Mega Mawile, mega Altaria and Mega Sableye

What are you trying to get at? the designs or the stats?

>>27242347
I'd rather have meh evolutions than the batshit broken megas

>>27242385
yes

>>27242347
THIS! CROSS GEN EVOS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!!

>>27236385
off yourself

>>27242389
kys sinnohshitter

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>>27231202
I like it.

>tfw no mega Kingler
They'd probably fuck it up anyway

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>>27237552
Oh cool, at last they have merged the 40k universe with pokemon.

>>27237318
That doesn't even fit, faggot

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Everything is better than Mega Heracross. it gets a horn change and an ability it never needed. skill link has nothing to do with the cool popeye arms it gained.

>>27235091
metabot looking ass nigga

>>27242438
Kingler needs an actual movepool before they give it a mega

Here's a list of all it's moves:
>Crabhammer
>X-Scissor
>Return
>superpower
>knock off

not terrible but totally inferior to crawdaunt, especially considering none of these moves trigger sheer force

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>>27235091
The model in the games looks like it's wearing some kind of thigh-highs. and heels.

>>27231202
He is one of the best, go fucking kill yourself piece of shit.

>>27231217
>>27231237
They could have been better.

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>>27231202

>>27235951

Mega Raichu

As if Game Freak/Nintendo will ever give Raichu the spotlight.

>>27245972

Mega Mewtwo Y was a mistake.

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>>27235951
If they somehow ruin Empoleon's mega design I'll eat a bullet seed

>This fake design looks pretty good desu

>>27246276
That's literally a recolored Empoleon.

>>27246122
So is Charizard Y.

>turn awesome dragon serpent into a fat shrimp
>water/dark and not water/dragon

>>27246356
It doesn't try too hard to change what's already perfect

>>27243004
The arms open up and become guns, and that's why it has Skill Link. The problem is, Gamefreak is a bunch of idiots. All of the 2-5 hit moves lack animations, so you never see its artillery.

Also, it's actually a Hercules beetle now.

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>>27236385
>hating /vp/'s favorite mega
Are you a faggot, anon?

>>27246379

Eh, Charizard Y at least is the same dual type as the original Charizard, and it looks like him, just with pointy edges. Both X and Y are good for different reasons.
Mewtwo Y though... wew. Seriously, what the fuck.

>>27236385
Does anyone know what goes well with this pokemon if I wanted to make a team around it?

>>27235296
I'm glad mega garchomp looks fucking retarded

It almost makes up for flygon being robbed of his

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It's literally my mom's benis.

>>27247846
Why did they give him such a pointless ability?

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>>27245972

>>27247860
I dunno, anon. He's got a pretty big point

>>27236484
>STILL shitting on swampert for no reason

>>27237969
Why can't we ever see it like this.

This looks so much better. The flying version is one of the very few megas I actually have beef about.

>>27248035
>STILL defending mega swampert

Not that guy, but it's shit mate

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>>27236241
>gf hates raichu so much that they create pikachite

>>27231217
But I like Serj Tankian...

>>27236621
I don't think it's a bad design. It's nothing amazing, but it's by no means awful to look at.

>>27241414
that mega is pretty great anon and it fits the GOAT perfectly.

>>27248222
>Pikachu also gets a Synchro

>>27235951
>Jolteon
>Getting a mega
>Raichu
>Getting a mega
>Bayleef
>Getting a mega
Nah man I'm safe.

>>27248256
underrated

>>27248222
>Heracross
>Good
You were doing so well

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>>27248222
You have good taste, Houndoom is a fucking beautiful design.

>>27235194
MEGA FARFETCH'D WHEN
FARFETCH'D EVO WHEN

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I also wish heliolisk gets a mega.

>>27242403
Crobat and Weavile are two of the best pokemon ever introduced. I would stab someone for a good crobat Mega

>>27249240
they don't count, they're overshadowed by the bad bad BAD ones.

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unpopular opinion but Lopunny's Mega looks like garbage
just the ripped leggings effect and those weird sock looking things, are awful not to mention the ears look like some form of anal beads
>gouges eyes out

>>27235951
Mega nidoqueen and nidoking are certain since moon

>>27250167
I can see how the ears are like segmented staves but I would have preferred a different bun

>>27250167
I hate the ears as well

>>27231202
>gyarados looks fucking retarded
ftfy

>>27231202

Looks delicious

>>27247860
Pin Missile > Megahorn

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I want Mega Kingler, Froslass, and Kingdra

p-please make best mon Froslass more than a fodder setter :(

>>27231202
hey... humm --stop it!! I *won't* feed you

>yfw that's how I'd reply if I was some kind of corrupt fedora or sjw, like the one OP loves

So does mega ttar

>>27231202
Most of the Megas are retarded. That's why Genwun is best gen

>>27235951
>oh god what will they do to my lapras

>>27256046
idk why I put that in greentext

>>27245972
What the fuck difference is there between normal Kang and mega? Being a single mom?

>>27236262
yeah it looks a lot better in game

>>27235951
They already ruined Sableye :( Could be worse, I guess. But shit, did they have to leave his mouth open like that? He was cute the way he was...

Mega Mega Gardevoir with Thicc Fat when?

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>>27258557
>person that likes sableye doesn't like mega sableye

How?????

>>27246356
Megas that don't change much are the best looking megas

>>27247780
For OU? VGC? Battle Spot?

>>27236577
I love that animation

>>27243004
Reminds me of Metabots

>>27243074
hot

>>27245972
>mega legendaries
wow, i am fucking done, i was fine with megas for regular pokemon but they had to fucking go and touch the legendaries. Jesus fucking christ.
So they're basically useless now, i can just keep digivolving my bred pokemon until theyre stronger than all the legendaries. fucking dragonball z shit touching the legendaries

>>27235951
>/b/

Honestly, what the fuck is the point of mega evolution?

Mega galvantula when?

>>27231217
It's fucking Rathian you philistine.

>>27231202

Great Megas
>Charizard Y
>Lucario
>Gengar
>Mewtwo Y
>Rayquaza
>Houndoom
>Sceptile
>Ampharos
>Swampert
>Mawile
>Banette
>Beedrill
>Pidgeot
>Metagross

Pretty Shit Megas
>Scizor
>Sharpedo
>Camerupt
>Salamence
>Gardevoir
>Mewtwo X
>Charizard X (Deletes any reason for MM, also immensely edgy)

The ones left out are ok imo