Nuzlocke Rules

You can only catch one of each type
>This includes both types from dual type pokemon

You can only have one Pokemon in your party at a time.

Every time you release a Pokemon, take a shot. If you've had that Pokemon since at least two gyms ago, take two shots.

You can only have three of each healing item on you at a time.

Evolving privelege come from gym battle

Start a new game each time you get Pikachu.

You can only use one ball of each ball type in the game

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>>27218399
Wew

Dratini in the safari zone is an exception and you nust use it against lances dragonite.

>>27218399
I guess OP is getting shit faced then.

>>27218362
Play naked

>>27218362
You can't use water-types. (that does include dual-types).

you have to masturbate every time you catch a pokemon

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>>27218399
>>27218433

Will I even be Nuzlocking by the end of this?

>>27218371
reroll

>>27218427
RRRROLLLLLLL

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>>27218444
>>27218433

>>27218433
>>27218444
Lordy lord fucking christ

Pokemon of type x isnt allowed to have attacks of their type

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>>27218444
>>27218451

Alright guys. This sounds less like a Nuzlocke and more like My Daily Life

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
You must record your entire playthrough

>>27218362
You have to name your Pokemon after characters from The Room

>>27218481
roll

>>27218499
savage

>>27218427
Roll

>>27218499
Trips save me pls.

You can only use bug pokemon

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
Dis gon be gud

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
And start a live stream.

>>27218371
rolin, rollin, rollin

If a pokemon you have takes damage, you must release them immediately after the battle is over

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>>27218522
Holy fucking shit my sides

Your rival has to be named "Cummies".

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
Anon, makes sure to post the link on here, I wanna watch the Naked Pleasurelocke

>>27218522

Dubs demand this, OP.

During every gym leader battle, you must stick a finger into your asshole for the duration of the battle

Every time you open up your item menu, you must put on one article of clothing until you finish the game

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>>27218525

>>27218524
Rollin in the deep

After every gym battle you have to take a shit on a picture of them

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
>>27218566

>OP's nuzloke now involves him getting naked, masturbating and taking shots while livestreaming, and no pokecenters
>/vp/

You must draw R34 of each pokémon you catch.

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You have to listen to the DK Rap on loop during the entire playthrough.

>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
>>27218566

So basically, "Drunken man masturbates on live stream with Pokemon playing in the background"? I love you /vp/ even if you're ruining my life.

>>27218605
Roll

You must stick a finger in your bumhole every time a Pokemon faints.

>drunknakedmasturbatelocke stream
wow

If a Pokemon you catch is a mammal, lick the screen.

if your pokemon with the highest level dies, you have to finger yourself in the ass for 5 minutes.

>>27218610
While the DK Rap plays on a loop in the background >>27218611

Ditch Pikachu for a NidoranM ASAP and name it Ganondorf. You can get one on Route 2.

>>27218567
Papa was a ROLLin stone

OP must upload his nuzlocke on pornhub
>>27218611
You absolute madman

>>27218640
Rerolling.

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218522
>>27218566
>>27218622

You can't use Pikachu, the three starters, Eevee, any gift Pokémon, any trade Pokémon, any Legendary Pokémon. Once you get Pokéballs, you must catch a new Pokémon and ditch the Pikachu.

If you die in the game you die for real

you have to say "hail hitler" every time you capture a pokemon.

>>27218645
Not even this anon, but roll

You may only begin playing once you reach 88 MPH on the highway

You must do push ups corresbonding to captured pokemon's level before you can continue.

Ie. Level 5 = 5 pushups

Can be done before or after masturbating

>>27218663
Roll.

>>27218645
roll it

>>27218640
Rerolling again.

Stop

>>27218645
fruit roll up

>>27218645
reroll

>>27218833
BOOM

>>27218371
reroll

>>27218362
If one of your Pokemon faints, it dies and you have to hold a funeral for it somewhere

>>27218833
Amazing

>>27218362
You have to have a bro there the entire time, he has to suck you off whenever a pokemon evolves

>drunk, naked, masterbating and livestreaming the whole thing


I hope we've all learned something today, anons.

/vp/ is a horrible place and you should never ask them for help for anything.

>>27218362
You can't turn the device on. You can only play the blank screen.

>>27218923
roll

>>27218640
fucking rerolling goddammit

>>27218923

ROLL

>>27218967
Give up

You have to play the game upside down

>>27218990
Fuck, I wish I was around for that ahead. I was busy with life, though.

>>27218923
reroll

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You have to listen to this album all the way through, no skips

You have to release every pokemon you catch whose pokedex numbers ends in 6 or 9

>>27218969

REROLL

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>>27219099

You CANNOT poop EVER until you have beaten the 5th gym.

>>27219099
Fucking reroll? Fuck off with that shit and think of something yourself instead of rerolling, you lazy twat

>>27219061
>implying i'm not already listening to this great album
"b-b-but /mu/ told me not to like it"

shits pretty good man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlmvOyeww8

You can't use STAB at gym leaders battles if they're super effective against the gym leader's Pokémon.

All mons have to be named after nazis or japanese idols, your choice.

OP isn't gonna go through with it. People are bringing in ridiculous shit like "get a bj when your Pokemon evolves" and "masturbate on PornHub".

Rolling- you can only use Dive Balls

Every mon you use must have at least 1 HM if it can learns any.

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>>27219249
I would, but I can't even livestream

>>27219176
It's objectively the worst album of all time, but as long as you're enjoying your retardation, go for it.

I'm not doing any of this you fucking retards

>>27219298
Well then get off the forum you retard, you set this up now go through with it

>>27219298
>>27219310
>You think he's OP

No final evolutions.

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>>27219436
I'm a dood, dood.

>>27219463
I meant the gif. Unless that's you?

>>27219675
Fuck if I know. I assume it's a girl because I want to fuck it.

>>27218362

you cannot play as boy

If your entire party faints you have to kill yourself

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Capped just in case OP decides to go through with it. Also because this made me kek more than vp ever has before.

>>27220020
Like I said before, livestreaming isn't possible for me. The best I could do is start a thread for it.

>>27220130
As in >>27218499 you could just record it and then >>27218833

>>27218596
Roll

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>>27220171
Like I said I can't do much more than a thread. Which is weak.

>>27220020
You forgot
>>27218499
>>27218622
>>27218833
>>27219099

Every time you catch a pokemon you must make a haiku with this pokemon name/nickname.

>>27220214
Pics or it didn't happen anon, have the bro that's sucking you off every time you evolve a pokemon record it on his phone

>>27218371
Will roll on this one

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>>27220235
>Implying I'll evolve

>>27220221
Those ones aren't funny

You must name all of your pokemon after countries which no longer exist

Also, reroll for the play naked + live stream dubs from earlier.

Every time you enter a new route you must put your finger in your butt and smell it.

If you lose you have to stab yourself in the kidney.

You have to hold your breath every time you talk to an npc

>>27218362
Everytime you catch a pokemon you have to sing its generation song.
Example:
Pikachu, Original Gotta Catch Em all song.

>>27222199
Drunken Singing Pokemon Masterbater

You have to kill yourself if you lose a battle.

>>27222112
Reroll

Call in a fake bomb threat every time you fight a ratatta or raticate.

>>27222222

Everytime your opponents pokemon faints you must grab onto your ballsack.

If your Pokemon's HP is a multiple of 8 you must release it

If you have masturbated to that pokemon before, you cannot catch it. If a pokemon evolves into one that you have masturbated to then you have to release it.

You have to draw erotic pictures of all the Pokemon you lost when you lose them

>>27223350
Reroll

>>27218444
try this while playing pokemon GO

>>27223188
>>27218444
Is masturbating all you guys ever think about?

>>27224930
Its the only thing they have in their life

>>27218362
Kill your Pikachu on purpose

>>27218362
>>27218610
>>27218833
>>27218923
>>27224677

oh my god. please, no more, were gonna kill him.

News at 11: Naked masturbating man was seen playing pokemon go while recording and his "bro" was sucking him off. also, licking the screen. While listening to the DK rap on loop and taking a shot.

Forget the playthrough, he'll be dead in an hour.

>>27218362
alright, my turn, you must remove 1 rule someone else has given. Will re-roll 1 time.

>>27225536
quick reroll. i tried to help.

>>27218746
rollin

You don't have to play naked.

>>27218417
He can just not catch them.

You have to catch everything in a normal pokeball

You cannot evolve any of your pokemons

Play with a prostitute and lick her tits every time you find a pokeball.

Drink your own semen if/when you find a shiny/legendary.

>>27218362
write a story about doing this challenge instead of actually doing it.