Where's the most dangerous place to play Pokémon GO?

On /vp/ now get the fuck off my board

Must suck to live in a place where you can get shot for going after Pokemons.

>>27215842
US in general, niggers, cops, spics, gangs, guns, rednecks and low IQ.

Murica is a third word country with first world wealth.

>>27216025
You mean a first world country with third world health. Seriously, we're generally lazy and impatient as fuck.

>>27215842
Area 51

A white neighborhood

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Anywhere as a woman. Fucking patriarchy

>Florida

OF course.

>>27216067
>did you catch it
NORMIES REEEEEEE

>>27215842
Or why allowing guns is ridiculous. Not because of guns, mind you. Guns are innocent. But because of the stupid people whose first reaction will be "SHOOT!!" without even bothering to confirm the situation first. Guns are nice and all, the problem is when trigger-happy idiots have acces to it.

>>27216067
Their usual thing about catcalling i already ridiculous enough but at least can be understandable if you're REALLY, REALLY, REALLY nice but this is so ridiculous it's painful.

>>27215842
Detroit.

>>27215842
This was on the local news last night. A couple teenagers were hanging around this guy's yard at like 2 or 3 in the morning, asking each other "did you get anything?" outside his window, so he assumed they were trying to break in places to steal. Couple shots fired, no one hit. Dumb on both sides.

Chernobyl reactor site. Anons are already spoofing a little there, with enough work it could be a gym. A gym a child could receive a lethal dose of if he spent a short amount of time at.

>>27215842
Outside

>>27216249
Chernobyr is reasonably safe as long as you follow the guidelines. Relly, the areas that are dangerous are restricted enough that you will not just randomly walk in there and the rest you will not feel anyeffect of for atleast 70 years.
Why do you think deer are thriving as much as they do there?

>>27215842
Florida man strikes again!

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>>27215842
Baghdad. Fuggen terrodist :DD

Dindu nuffin
>AKA any major city

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This madman needs to be stopped.

Israel/Palestine border
Any Ghetto in any large city, but worst are probably South American slums, Detroit, and Stockholm (AKA RAPESVILLE)
Active landmine fields
Most of Australia
Wherever there's a good chance you'll fall down a hole

>>27215842
Based on my local area I would say some sport fields where black hang around or some of the alleys where Arabs gather. You can't go there in the evening, you will get robbed and stabbed.

>>27216067
>Sharing Pokemon that appear.
>tfw I got that Jynx and Eevee all for myself.

>>27215842
Protip: Florida is the only State where it is the law that police have to hand over any information they have to the press when asked, even if they haven't confirmed that it's true or not, except for the name. This is why "Florida man" is always doing crazy shit.

Any military installation were personnel are instructed to shot on sight.
Ciudad Juarez
Detroit
Brazilian Favellas

>>27215842
Most of the time, it depends on what race or sexual orientation you are, at least in the U.S. If you're a nigger, don't wander off into Honkyville at any time of the day no matter how you look or dress. If you're a honky, don't step foot into Niggeria or try to befriend the apekin. For faggots, the best course of action is to be straight-acting so as to hide your affliction from straights. No wrist flopping. Aside from Middle Easterners, which obviously shouldn't enter tall buildings, airports, commercial trucks, or events with large groups of people, the rest is self-explanatory. Chinks are exempt, though.

>>27215874
Isn't this /vp/? Are you lost?

>>27216344
you realize if countries started to confront the USA on debt the world economy would basically kill itself right

that's how important the nation is

Id shoot faggots trespassing on my property too

Fuck off to game stop or your local magic shop Fucking neck beards.

i always carry my pistol when I pokego anyway

Still doesn't work

Damn, will the game ever work?

>be american
>get shot

here in Colombia it can be pretty dangerous, i almost got robbed yesterday

>>27217332
can confirm

>>27215842

Someone got mugged and shot at a pokestop about ten minutes walk from my apartment a couple nights ago.

I don't think Pokemon GO was related, but fuck, it sure spooked me from hanging around there in the evening now.

>>27217259
Average Americans who are so scared of everything that they carry a gun are hilarious.

There are very few places in this country that you actually need a gun for protection. You're posting on /vp/; you don't live in one of those places.

>>27217627
Tell that to nice, Paris, Belgium, Germany, UK, Turkey

I'll happily carry all day. Stay triggered, stay commie and stay ISLAM'd euro trash

>>27217653
Thats a lot of memes in once post

>>27215842
Probably the Nile river.

Can get killed by everything there.

>>27216067
Get the original where the first 5 panels had her blue hair drawn on

>>27217489
>>27217332
What the fuck, you've gotta come to my town, it's great there's so many people out playing it here most of the time. I've talked to about 10 of them and seen probably 50 and i haven't even been into the main part yet, just hanging around in a park just outside of town where there's a decent amount of pokestops and 2 gyms
>>27217653
I live in the UK and have never felt like i needed a gun but i've gotta admit they look like a fun hobby

Go to the Pokemon Go General.

>>27217950

No most of my town is great, and I've had great experiences playing it around town and in parks, I don't think this had anything to do with Pokemon, it just makes me never want to go to that stop ever again.

>>27216067
Well, to be honest he did go further than the comic portrays and asked for her number so it was obvious he was hitting on her.

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>>27217653
>this post

In a Volcan

>>27217653
Even for all of those attacks recently you still have a better chance of dying from slipping in your bathtub. What are you going to do? Shoot it? Get rid of it?

>>27217653
Lol. Look at number of niggers in US

>>27216036
No. I can't think of another first world country where people just randomly shoot each other on such a common basis. In other countries it's an extremely rare tragedy, in America it happens literally every day. You have to go to places like Chad to find something similar.

Go to the Pokemon Go General.

>>27218305
We don't have a gun problem we have a black culture problem.

>>27216067
I love that feminists honestly believe that men have never received similar treatment. I've gotten so many offensive catcalls from women of all ages that I'm thoroughly convinced that it happens to everyone regardless of gender.

The biggest difference is that there's a social stigma against men feeling sexually harassed, because we apparently love the attention. Just look at Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters. You can't do shit like that with women in Hollywood anymore without being labelled as sexist.

>>27217239
so BTFO anon killed himself over it. Good work.

>>27218326
>if I post it enough, maybe it'll work!

>>27217653
.02% of Nice's population slain in a terrorist attack! Those are DANGEROUS odds! Any one of us could be next. Better carry a fucking fun so I can shoot the first mother fucker who looks sideways at me.

Guns are not for defense, they are a tool for killing and target shooting for fun.

>>27217950
Colombia is a third world country with a lot of delinquency, its fine if i am on my motorcycle but walking can be fairly dangerous

>>27219235
and then you woke up

>>27219475
>Guns are not for defense
Yes they are. There's no better way to defend yourself than killing the fucker who wants you dead in the first place.
>Better carry a fucking fun so I can shoot the first mother fucker who looks sideways at me.
Stop projecting, owning a gun would not turn you into a nigger.

>>27220504
Thanks for that. I must have been wrong when I said I thought it's happened to everyone, because it's clearly never happened to you.

>>27220569
Damn son

Probably France

>>27216756

Any source on that claim?

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>>27220848
>tfw no truck pokemon

>>27218187
It wouldn't be a story if he didn't assault her with his friendly questions she wasn't obligated to answer.

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>>27219235
>I've gotten so many offensive catcalls from women of all ages that I'm thoroughly convinced that it happens to everyone regardless of gender

>>27219235
Men generally don't get catcalled regardless of how attractive they look. Feminists are wrong about a lot of things but that certainly isn't one of them.

>>27216169
you think it would've been fine if he'd confirmed they were playing Pokemon first?

>>27218658
fact

>>27215903
must suck to live in a place where you can't shoot trespassing little shitheads

>>27215842
Mexico

>>27218217
Doesn't stop you retards from pissing yourself whining about school shootings.

>>27221345
Nah, was a probably a psycho anyways.

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>>27219235
>I've gotten so many offensive catcalls from women of all ages that I'm thoroughly convinced that it happens to everyone regardless of gender.

>>27221194
>tfw they're probably going to make one

>>27221297

To be fair, though, most WOMEN don't get catcalled either. Only those who are really fucking attractive have that luxury, but it usually just results in those women feeling even more narcissistic than they otherwise would be.

And then there's social media which has blurred the line between self-confidence and conceitedness even more.

>>27218326
Pokemon Go is more popular than mainline Pokemon games. If anything, there should be a "all topics that aren't Pokemon Go" General

>>27221297
I have a friend who gets catcalled by older women (like, in their 50s) and he's not even all that attractive. Just really, really tall.
Other than that... yeah, not a thing that really happens on a broad scale.

>>27221194
TRUCKED

>>27216756
My only regret in leaving Florida is that I never got to channel Florida Man

>>27216827
Wild Pokemon are disabled on US military bases.

>>27215842
A friend of mine was battling a gym that was a town water tower
A man who lived close by came out and pulled a gun on him

>>27222196

That's one way to make sure the pokecoins keep rolling in.

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>>27217943

>>27219475
I live in the south west where pretty much everyone owns a gun. They are for defense. Against people, but also against coyotes. In most towns it's illegal to fire a gun unless in self defense.

Honestly if a few teenagers were sneaking around my yard whispering to each other at 3am I'd probably shoot at them too.

>>27221377
I can't tell if this is sarcastic because people actually think like this.

Kids in my yard? Death is the only option.

>>27215922
The American South, just.... anywhere in the bible belt really

>>27223543
>it's a "let's pretend that the bible belt is somehow the worse place in the world just because it has white rednecks in it, despite the fact that all the numbers indicate that the worst places are anywhere with a black majority" episode