Servers are down for fucking everyone edition
What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, Germany, UK and the USA
>Oficial guide and help
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of Australia, Germany,UK and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-2-release/pokemon-go-0-29-2-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.
ToTT: How are you spending your time while the servers are down?
First for qt numbers
First for posting here instead of /vg/ because nobody has lewds there
I have 2 Pokemon in gyms I need to collect on. I worry that I'll get on late waiting for the servers and get bumped out of them.
For now I'm gonna' pack a bowl and watch Evo.
>>27200409
I spend my time checking this out when I'm not going.
>>27200409
Was planning on walking dog. Idk if I should wait a bit in case the servers come on when I get back.
>is update real?
I suspect it's going to be down for a long while.
>>27200505
is there proof they DIDN'T do it
>team rocket memeber
Servers down post lewds
>>27200505
Bye bye credit card
>>27200443
holy hell what the fuck anon
I hope they're fixing the tracking bug.
>>27200555
>Trips of truth
So now that the servers are down can we talk about this beauty?
They're currently sold out everywhere, but obviously this game has proven to be much more popular that ever anticipated, so that means they should make more soon, right?
Or do I need to just suck it up and buy one for more than double the price online?
>>27200438
Do you have to return to a gym physically to get stuff?
post your achievements pgg
>>27200582
>autismwear
>>27200505
Has there ever been a case of a hacker group publicly claiming credit for an outage and NOT all being arrested almost immediately?
>>27200555
I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually the case. It'd be a fun twist for an update.
>>27200558
>>27200436
Dude fuck off and fap by yourself, or take it to /h/.
>>27200533
Is hardcore playing actually a thing on this game now?
>>27200582
Were they even released yet?
I thought they were still on preorder.
>>27200547
>no proof of it being them
>No proof of it no being them
>no proof of update
>>27200583
No, you tap on the shield in the upper right of the shop.
>>27200622
It's summer. Most people who play this are college-aged people who have nothing else to do but wander around towns all day.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10757000
Current results:
Instinct 31%
Mystic 38%
Valor 32%
Bulbasaur 18%
Charmander 43%
Squirtle 30%
Pikachu 10%
Server is down
just like your dad on your mother
>>27200587
from about two days ago
>>27200587
What a great idea! Not like anyone can actually access their pokemon go right now or anything.
>>27200587
how can I post them when I can't even log in?
>>27200537
Who dees women of beauty?
>>27200587
I feel like I'm a bit behind.
My area doesn't have much type variety, or mons in general.
>>27200674
What's Depot Agent for? Steel types?
>>27200653
>Instinct 31%
bullshit
What nice mons have you got recently /vp/, hatched a Scyther with steel wing and bug buzz a couple hours a go
>>27200583
No but I'm pretty sure if you get bumped out before collecting your rewards are gone
>>27200712
Yeah, so your magnemite/ton count.
Anyone else still have the three step bug today?
>>27200533
Is there a semi-easy way to spoof location without a Mac or heavy cracking?
>>27200653
>Instinct
>31%
>>27200727
Neat, anon!
I wish I could find mites/tons, I haven't seen any electric types in my area.
>Servers go back up
>everyone's progress resets
>>27200692
>this
>>27200764
I would be fine with a total reset
>>27200764
>all your pokemon get deleted
>wanke up
>the server is down
>start bleeding because it hurts so much
>walk outside and kick a child
>shake my fists at God and ask why did he do this
>find myself staring at a wall, having existential crisis
>Haven't been able to play all week because of work
>Make plans with gf to go hunting down by the lake today
>The servers are down of course
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27200764
What do you guys think of this?
>>27200732
>>27200623
Sold out when they went on Pre-Order earlier this month.
This is marketing 101.
>ooooo look at how popular we are!
>demand exceeds supply so sorrrry
>come back soon it will be better
>Japan so mad they attack they need it so badly
>more normies go what's the hype let me download nao
Nintendo Crack Distribution
Not one person is going to not play this game because of servers going down as a result of popularity. In fact it justifies the fact they are playing in the first place (if they don't have decades worth of playing, and in that case no justification is necessary).
I'm filling time by periodically checking back and watching the British guy's last week with the game on youtube.
>>27200792
>gf
REEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEE
>>27200795
Pretty horrible considering how glitched the Gyms are now.
>>27200555
Professor Willow a DILF
>>27200795
sounds like utter shit desu
>>27200764
As long as they refund my gold I'd be fine with it.
>>27200795
Nah. Try this.
Legendaries can spawn anytime in the place of a Normal Pokemon spawn. You don't know until you click on it, the map shows it as the original Pokemon. Incredibly rare though.
>>27200792
>gf
>pepe
>REEE
Now I know how black people feel.
>>27200795
I don't like it since 1 guy is going to keep it forever pretty easily.
>>27200795
That's dumb.
Ggv we've been had
>>27200811
Hush, you!
Just think about it, if we keep up with this "getting out of the house" thing, we might get one ourselves.
>>27200735
Template?
>>27200858
>>27200733
Thank God someone noticed that too. I thought I was the only one.
>>27200856
I mean, I'd bang prof Oak too, but he's a GILF
It's up
>>27200831
Finally.
>>27200795
most retarded shit
>At a communtity service event
>District supervisor comes to stage
>"How many people are playing Pokemon Go?"
>Boos everywhere
Is-is this the end?
Already?
>>27200900
It legit is.
Huh
>>27200900
confirmed
>>27200795
>basically borrowing a legendary
Fuck that. They should obviously be really hard to get, but once you do, you should be able to keep that shit.
Noob question here, how do I add Pokemon to gyms with 3-4 Pokemon already in? I've seen those gyms with 6+ Pokemon but I don't know how to add one to those, do I have to spam training mode until the option appears?
am i the only one who thinks that the "3/2/1 footsteps nearby" feature is bugged to hell? I always have rare pokemon 3 footsteps away, but when i walk for hours around my neighborhood, they never get any closer and sometimes disappear altogether.
SERVER STATUS: ONLINE
THIS IS IT LADS
>>27200900
WE BACK
WE MADE IT, FAMM
>>27200916
>community event
>not filled with uptight soccer moms and angry business men
Gee I wonder why
>>27200935
You battle the gym until it's prestige ranks up enough to open up a slot that you can then add your pokemon to.
>>27200937
It is bugged
RADAR BUG STILL THERE
TOP kek Im laffin
Lv 21.
Am I doing ok?
>>27200894
Try, try again.
>>27200916
Booing something that has done more for childhood obesity in the last week than every stupid government program has in decades?
I'll bet they didn't play Dark Souls either.
>>27200924
Shit taste: the name
>>27200900
Good to be back also why does my dex not work
do they show patch notes
What the fuck Pittsburgh
Anyone else still having the constant 3 steps bug on the radar?
>UNABLE TO AUTHENTICATE
>>27200969
Level 15 here, barely have one Pokemon at 1000 CP
>>27200712
I'm kind of behind too. At least the servers are back up again.
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
Just caught a Weedle!
>>27200600
Yeah, it's poodlecorp
I think I'm going to drive a couple hours to the next big city and see what pokes they have this afternoon. Hopefully find a good pokestop, too.
>>27201004
>4ever3steps
I have it
>>27200937
Been like that for me for the past couple days.
Reported it
It was what I assumed the server being down for when I first turned the game on this morning
IT'S BACK UP
Pokestops and gyms aren't showing up though
>>27200979
Been my name online since 2003 for everything.
You see that name it's prolly me.
Also fuck you FLCL is great.
Nice to see no progress was made on the footstep glitch, fuck my shit up famalam
>>27201055
Loading up or icons on the map?
If it's the map, wait a bit and reload your game. I can see them on my map.
>>27200582
What does it even do?
Can you catch pokemon or visit pokespots without having to pull your phone out?
Can I be a star dust warrior?
>>27200895
It's really annoying here, I have plenty of room to track something when the steps thing is working.
I hate seeing shadows on the nearby list but not being able to hot n cold them down.
>>27201102
use all that dust on chancey
>>27200804
>this is japan's version of the opium
>>27201102
Stardust Crusader*
>>27201102
Chansey only gets 9.5CP per powerup. Have fun with your 300 Chansey at best.
>>27201055
CONFIRMED
I'm back in, is the three-step bug still a thing? If so I think I may head downtown and drop a lure rather than hunting pokemon around here.
>>27201102
>low CP
>Almost 200HP
I wonder how much health Wobbuffet and Blissey will have when they introducd Gen 2,
>>27201147
Yeah but 300 CP chansey is a defense wall for gyms
>>27200853
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hope you enjoyed playing
>>27201162
>Snorlax
>Lapras
>Alakazam
>Slowbro
>Dragonite
>Exeggutor
>Vaporeon
Pick a one for defense.
already down
no bug fixed
>>27201055
I can see them. Everything is still 3 steps away though.
>>27201172
How much HP do you think Chansey will have at 300 CP when it's already at 193HP at just 148CP?
Also the anon's has zen headbutt and psybeam.
>>27201135
>finally able to log in
>there's a Koffing in my nearby
I need to find this shit
>>27200795
That's bullshit. Legendary Pokemon should be restricted in one place, most likely a landmark or an important place
>>27201122
But this guy
Mine is still unable to authenticate, is it down again or should I be able to get on?
>>27201199
Snorlax or Dragonite. What are their moves and HP?
Hatched this yesterday -- I'm at level 23 and probably got the egg at 21 or 22. Should I bother powering it up, or is its CP always going to be shit?
>>27201245
>wake up
>only 100xp to lv
>catch ratata
>>27201201
Wow they didn't fix it. Hack frauds.
>>27201275
It's working for me, probably still overloaded by traffic, keep trying.
>Pick Team Mystic when not many had Pokemon GO
>Claim Gym for Mystic
>Suddenly Team Valor claims it
>2 nearby gyms get taken by Valor
>Try to claim something for Mystic
>No one is Team Mystic nearby,
>15 Gyms somewhat close to where I live are all owned by Team Valor
>Over half of them have Arcanine as their top Pokemon
>There's even one Team Instinct guy with a Golbat trying to take Valor gyms
>Have to travel to the other side of the city to find Team Mystic gyms
Fuck me
>>27201287
>guess my team
>>27201313
>be spoofer
>take over all the gyms in a 10km radius
>never get stabbed or mugged or waste gas
>kicking back since servers are down
>go take a shit
>try getting on
>get in
>everything still three steps away
>ponyta, staryu, and pinsir show up
>catch all three
Guess it's not so bad...
>>27201331
>forgot pic
>tfw at summer cottage in the middle of nowhere
>no pokemon anywhere
F U C K
This isn't like my pokemon lore at all, these places should be full of only the rarest and most exotic mons.
Do I dump dust into this ?I'm level 20
>>27201313
>download game and pick mystic becuase all gyms were red/yellow
>few days later every gym in town is blue
>only have one gym myself and all others I find are full
I want some fucking pokecoins reeee
>Out with my brother hunting Pokemon
>brought a picnic since local Pokestop is at a park with tables
>popped a lure and a double EXP egg, ready to rake in mad EXP before I take the two nearby gyms with my newly hatched MOTHERFUCKING LAPRAS
>servers go down
Picnic Status: Ruined
>>27201313
I'm the only Team Mystic guy in Valorville too. But I convinced my brother to join Mystic too, and he convinced his friends, so we're gonna swarm the place soon enough.
>>27201335
He said as he causally brushed cheeto dust onto his pants
how much impact do the attacks that a pokemon have on it's efficiency in combat?
>>27201335
I would try and take them but every time I do, it gets claimed shortly after, + the gyms have 6+ pokemon each
Pls update in the next op that Go has been released in Finland
unplayable like this...
>>27201397
Official in Sweden as well. Probably all the Nordic countries.
>>27201368
Cheeto dust
>Work is a Pokespot
>Spin to win
>Don't get anything
>X
>Go back and spin
>Try again later
FUCKING RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
IT REGISTERS THAT IT WAS SWIPED BUT DOESN'T GIVE REWARDS AND IT STAYS BLUE
FIX THIS
My 10K eggs so far
Pinsir
Onix
Scyther(Already had a better one)
Pinsir
Eevee
Pinsir
>>27201437
SERVERS ARE LITERALLY BURNING retard
>>27201432
Is that a hamster on his head
>>27201455
At least you got all that candy. Wait til Gen 2 rolls around, get yourself a Scizor.
Just started playing, level 5. I don't live in the city, nor do I have any personal transportation; Should I be concerned about the amount of pokeballs im using? Im currently just catching every pokemon I encounter, and I'm down to 36 balls.
>>27201476
how many pokestops in a 4km radius?
>>27201455
>I'm not going with my instincts
>>27201455
Only one of those I haven't found by walking around is Onix.
My 10K egg hatched into aMagmar.
Friendly reminder to not hatch any eggs while the servers shit
If it freezes on "Oh?" Not only do you lose your egg, you lose the Pokemon you hatched
I should know because IT FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME ON A TRIPLE THREAT HATCH I DID FUCK
FUCK NIANTIC AND YOUR SHIT SERVERS
LOST 3 FUCKING POKEMON
Who jelly?
>>27201476
Are there any Pokestops in your vicinity at all? There are about 5 total in my entire town, and two gyms. I've just been walking 5-7 miles a day for the last 4 days. So far I've found it pretty damn refreshing and have no reason to stop, the egg hatching is great too.
Strange thing is that I kept on playing until noon, here in Italy.
So, for US users could have been 4 or 5 in the morning.
I keep on receiving the "unable to authenticate" error, if I log with Training Pokemon Account.
But if I log with GMAIL, it gets fine.
Problem is: I DON'T WANT TO USE MY FUCKING MAIL.
So, what should I do? Servers are on for everyone and even my other account could be used, but I want to play with my Trainer Club account.
What could be done? I even tried to log into Pokemon.com, but profile modifying is disabled, due to overload.
What should I do?
What are the differences between eggs? Should one be prioritized over the other?
>>27201455
i got
eve
eve
pinsir
pinsir
elec
elec
magmar
dratini
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>OK
>Unable to authenticate. Please try again.
>>27201455
I know this feel, anon.
>Pinsir
>Scyther (shit CP)
>Onix
>Pinsir again
>Hitmonlee
>Hitmonchan
At least I got the Hitmons out of them.
>can't connect to server
Well shit.
>>27201476
If you have even a one PokeStop near you you can camp it for Pokeballs. They refresh reasonably quickly.
If you live in the absolute middle of a Wilderness, then you're out of luck. Better buy tose Pokedollars.
>>27201514
>957
Eh.
Lvl 20 should i evolve?
>>27200821
he has a son/daughter? how is he a dad?
1/2
>>27201552
Forgot image
>>27201559
2/2
Can I get someone to photoshop a joint and 420 blazeit memes all over him?
>>27201514
Thats cute white boy
This is defcon 1 guys there's no stops around me
>>27201499
>>27201520
>>27201538
Within walking distance I know of 5 stops. I'm guessing that'll do.
>>27201514
I caught a Charizard much stronger than that yesterday.
But I like Blastoise more
>>27201524
Here are what you can get out of each egg.
2km Eggs:Bulbasaur
Charmander
Squirtle
Caterpie
Weedle
Pidgey
Rattata
Spearow
Pikachu
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Zubat
Geodude
Magikarp
5km Eggs:Ekans
Sandshrew
Nidoran (Female)
Nidoran (Male)
Vulpix
Oddish
Paras
Venonat
Diglett
Meowth
Psyduck
Mankey
Growlithe
Poliwag
Abra
Machop
Bellsprout
Tentacool
Ponyta
Slowpoke
Magnemite
Farfetch’d
Doduo
Seel
Grimer
Shellder
Gastly
Drowsee
Krabby
Voltorb
Exeggcute
Cubone
Lickitung
Koffing
Rhyhorn
Tangela
Kangaskhan
Horsea
Goldeen
Staryu
Mr. Mime
Tauros
Porygon
10km Eggs:Onix
Hitmonlee
Hitmonchan
Chansey
Scyther
Jynx
Electabuzz
Magmar
Pinsir
Lapras
Eevee
Omanyte
Kabuto
Aerodactyl
Snorlax
Dratini
>>27201552
It'll be 1200-1300ish.
If that's what you want, do it.
>>27201578
Don't forget to name it rainman
>>27201578
>max trainer lv?
>>27201599
get a bike and dont be an amerifat, 5 stops are fine!
>>27201593
>72
nigga what, never have more than 20
>>27201524
>>27201605
>>27201605
I know you have no idea what you are talking about because Farfech'd is on that list.
Got a 445 Nidoran female and 425 Poliwag, what CP should I expect their final evolution to be being at level 20 myself?
Asking because I'm wondering if I should evolve them now or wait to find better.
>>27201523
Create a separate gmail account just for this.
East Coast, USA is down again as of about five minutes ago. Fun while it lasted.
>>27201640
Oh, how'd that get on there. Ignore that one.
>>27200555
Has there ever been a team "blank" in the series that wasn't an evil organization?
I keep on receiving the "unable to authenticate" error, if I log with Training Pokemon Account.
But if I log with GMAIL, it gets fine.
What should be done in order to play without gmail?
>>27201633
Every pokestop I visit I get like 4 revives and one ball and it's driving me nuts
I just want balls man how can I catch em all otherwise
are the servers hacked or something
Is fucking Growlithe and Arcanine common as fuck?
Ridiculous that EVERY single gym in my city has an Arcanine on top.
>>27201621
Watch it be a jolteon
>>27201631
My bad what do you mean?
>>27201657
Team Plasma.
U N A B L E
N
A
B
L
E
>>27201633
>implying all people know how to ride a bike
LOL
>>27200409
R8
is it better to evolve a 2/3rd cp pidgey or a 1/2 cp pidgeotto
>>27201655
My other account, the one with Trainer Club, is at level 8 or something.
It would be annoying to restart everything.
I started playing like three days ago and it feels like I'm never going to catch up with the higher-end player of my area. How do you cope with it?
Being lv14 surely is suffering.
>>27201637
>saved
>>27201692
>>27201693
Pidgy, the candies are common as fuck
>>27201698
Start spoofing
>>27201637
Still pisses me off Eevee is in 10k and porygon is in 5k. Should be reversed.
>>27201698
They eventually start leveling up slowly so you have time to catch up
>>27201633
I had a bike.Until I got hit by two cars at once and the frame bent.
>>27201698
I started 3 days ago and I'm level 5
>>27201653
Here you go Family.
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>>27201670
They are in my area. Probably one of the most commonly spotted "uncommon" in my area. Lots of Arcanines guarding gyms. Same with Eevee. Every gym usually has an eeveelution in it because of how common eevee are.
>>27201731
I'm thankful Eevee is in 10k. Hatched one today and got enough candies to evolve an amazing Vaporeon tank.
>>27201695
Hell if they don't get the server issues figured out, we may all need to restart.
I got to level 8 in two days, but I was in a populated area.
>>27200587
2/2
>>27201670
Not in my city. We have Eeveelutions instead.
I wish I could catch some fucking Growlithes.
>have 200/250 pokemon
>transfering most of them at once
>error
>error
>error
How do I know if I'm banned?
Are bans even real?
>>27201772
1/2
Apparently some faggot is DDOS'ing the servers
>>27201742
I started 2 days ago and im lvl 18.
>>27201776
transfering more than one? how
>My strongest pokemon is a Venomoth
>Everyone and their mother has a strong Pidgeot to counter.
Wheres my poison typing Niantic?
Just end my life now senpai.
>>27201747
Thanks m8, very useful
>>27201813
and you havent walked one meter
>>27201826
no, one at a time, its just giving me errors half the time and lagging most of the time
its not a fucking hard task to do
>>27201727
It's not working correctly on my phone. I can spawn wherever I want, but I can't walk at all. it's enough of an advantage, but I assume lots of people are doing it too.
>>27201734
I know, but still. I can't compete in gyms at all when my best mon is a 608 Cleffable and everyone and its mother has Pokémon in the 700-900 range. I don't even bother with those in the 1900s and their Vaporeons and Snorlaxs
>>27201742
I've been playing intensely, it's all I can say. Also, I bought some lucky eggs to give me a head start. I've used them to powerlevel while evolving common shitmon from my area like Caterpie, Weedle and Pidgey.
>>27201774
Same, what the fuck, Growlithes are probably the fire type that it's easiest to just be able to spawn everywhere, I want a fucking fire-type.
>>27201765
I live in a not-so-populated area.
Internet is a mess, it is full of little roads and mostly rural places.
And I live next to Florence, I say.
So, what should I do? Losing 8 levels would be annoying, my phone is not so powerful and...God, I don't want to restart everything because Niantic cannot control a password.
>>27201637
>>27201605
So is it better to save long distance eggs until a higher level because the Pokemon are rare?
>>27200409
Italy Also released
>tfw I live next to a PokeStop
Ultimate comfytime.
People even put lures on it few times a day.
>>27201776
You're lucky you can even get in.
>images not loading
>unable to transfer
>freezing on capture
All harbingers of a crash.
>>27201793
b& from what?
>>27201813
That's because you spent money. Many are cheap/poor/purists and won't.
>kingdom of loathing-esque race to 20
Now that might be fun.
>>27201864
If you want, but it's not like you don't get eggs all the time anyway. I hatch 2-4 eggs a day on my walks.
>>27201844
No I walked like 500 meters to get taco bellI don't have a proper phone to play this shit and I live in korea, blame nintedon't
>>27201870
A gym is placed in the VERY place where my house is.
END MY MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE I AM GOING TO CUT SOMEONE IF THESE GOD FORSAKEN SERVERS DONT COME ON SOON
give stardust before or after evolution?
>>27201870
>$mugy
Only the Google accounts seem to work so I made one of those. Is there anything you should do so that Google can't track where you are the entire time?
>>27201871
>That's because you spent money.
>implying
Anon I don't even full games let alone whale bucks.
>>27201914
After.
>>27201898
PTC fag detected
>on break
>pick up meal
>see these two in the area
It's one thing that the steps are still bugge, but I don't have time to hunt for either of them
>you have to have sex with someone of the opposite sex and post proof with pics or videos in the app to get a legendary
>orgies and rape everywhere in the streets, complete chaos
>legendaries disappear from your collection after 24 hours and you have to catch them again
sounds like a cool system to me, what do you think?
>>27201923
Turn off your GPS
>>27201864
I wouldn't. Only a handful of the 10km Pokemon are good for gyms and you can always get/hatch them again later on.
>>27201923
Turn off google tracking in location settings.
>>27201871
I swear I thought servers were down for 2 hours this morning to add servers or do SOMETHING to kinda fix them for a loaded weekend
..guess not.
Is there a new medal for catching Rattata now? it only started proccing for me today
>>27201935
It will finally get declining birth rates up.
>>27200587
What's even the point of the medals? I expected some kind of reward once you hit 3 stars/gold level but nope you get shit
Why even bother putting that I'm the game
>>27201913
I was able to go on for like ten minutes before it closed again
I will appreciate the footstep mechanic a fuckton more once its fixed. Hunting for pokemon using the nav radar alone is hell. I feel like a fucking aboriginal trying to hunt down a fleeting caribou
>>27201923
Turn the GPS off, but you won't be able to play
>hehehe goys you are forced to log with your Gmail accounts
>nice encounter you have, Sam, this evening. It would be painful if someone sent an email to Jessica, breaking you up
>hehehe goy, she left you. Keep on playing.
>I AM ALL YOU NEED
What pokemon are the best for defending Gyms? Would a Lapras be a good idea?
>>27201957
Same, I thought it gave you EXP or stardust, but I was wrong.
>>27201949
The glitch for the Youngster badge was fixed.
Now it only counts the amount of ratatata you've caught.
>>27201935
>murdering people adds to chance of obtaining shinies
>>27201929
I have been using Google the whole time
>>27201935
it could actually help to reach the next step of socializing, breeding
>>27201934
You can tell its bugged because every pokemon has 3 footsteps, normally it shows 1-2 footstep pokemon and some 3 footstep pokemon in the rathar, Gloom is actually close
>>27201009
Just hit 20 last night. Finally crossed the 1K threshold/no star dust power ups
>>27201977
>>27201914
>I'm part of a team that get stuff when my pokemon evolve
You're lv5 right?
>mfw lv5 not pleb lv
>Poke Stops aren't loading
>>27201968
this. a fucking Vulpix showed up which is the first fire type I've even SEEN on the radar, couldn't for the life of me find the fucker
>tfw Servers unstable as shit
>Work is over
>Want to go to the Pikachu spawn on the other side of town
>30 Minute drive over there
S-should I risk it?
>>27201957
This screen is worse than the server error one. Teasing me without ever loading.
>>27201977
Pokemon with a high HP to sponge damage for defending a gym, pokemon with a high DPS for taking a gym.
>>27201952
Oh yea great more people just what earth need
>>27201999
>>27201996
Thanks! I actually have a couple that fit the bill there.
BOTH TRAINER CLUB AND GOOGLE DON'T WORK
Should I learn the pokemon theme on guitar and play it at pokestops?
Does anyone else have trouble catching Zubats? Aiming aside, it seems like they're actually WAY further than any other Pokemon which required an insanely long throw. I have so much trouble trying to throw the fucking ball far enough that when I actually happen to land one it feels like a complete lucky fluke.
>>27202038
No, that's cringeworthy autistic shit
>>27202021
it needs more people in civilized countries
it needs fewer niggers and sandpeople
>>27202038
Fuck you and your autism
>>27202041
I just don't click them anymore. I've wasted more pokeballs on Zubats than any other Pokemon.
ill succ everyone in this threads dick if the servers don't get back up in 5 minutes
>>27202038
No.
Play actual songs and ask for money like the filthy hobo you are.
>>27201102
Can anyone confirm a Softboil Chancey?
>>27201993
The Arcanine at 900 was because of stardust, the 1000 Arcanine is because of evolving
>>27202041
Nah, Zubats are easy: their only advantage is that they fly.
Paradoxically, the only Pokemon very hard to catch was Exeggcute
>>27202054
Servers are up ya dangus
>>27202038
>mfw
>wake up at 9, severs down
>go to brunch, servers down
>expect to go out and walk around for pokemon after brunch, still down
>be home now and take a lounge then check, still server down and a drowzee who keeps fading in and out of existence
Man fucking this game.
>>27202041
>trying to catcht he ZuJew
good goy.
I think the servers are down cause they released in other countries.
They didn't learn their lesson.
>>27201871
>b& from what?
I installed the .apk as soon as it came out, also I'm on South America so double reason to ban me.
THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKSI'll probably still play it once the servers are stable though
>>27202038
>this is the kind of people that post on /vp/
>>27201934
Your phone is also going to die soon.
>>27202041
Yeah, happens to me too. Zubats are extremely common in my area and depth perception always seems a bit iffy with them.
>>27202050
I'm assuming you're high-leveled, right? Those +100XP are always welcome, at least in the lower levels.
I'm becoming a bird ace trainer
>>27202079
It was from a DDOS attack, which is resolved. For now at least.
Can we all take a moment to talk about starmies fucking bullshit attack speed with any of its available move sets?
>>27202038
>I should play my guitar at parties, girls love that!
>I should play my guitar in public for attention!
>I should spam my shitty soundcloud with 23 plays on facebook every day!
you are the worst person
So how does Pokemon Go affect the Pokemon lore? Is the real world officially part of the Pokeverse?
>Friends can finally play!
>Unable to authenticate.
How long do I have to wait until Pokemon come to me?
>>27202103
I don't live in an area with a lot of Pokestops, so what little Pokeballs I have are precious. When I see people with 100+ items I get a little mad because the most pokeballs I've had at any one time was 40.
>>27201996
>Pokemon Go Meta
pls no
P-please, let me play with my normal account
I don't want to give my mails to a Pokemon game ;__;
>>27202105
Anyone else using Ingress to find Pokemon? It seems a little more useful than trying to find or track the grass animation.
Post most unusual Pokéstops you've found
Have the servers been down for anyone else, or is it just my area?
>>27202016
do it
i was gonna go on a walk today but it's 95 degrees and i can't tolerate that
no sunscreen can protect my pale skin
Still cant FUCKEN play in Australia. This shit's doin' me head in.
>>27202127
I have to discard pokeballs all the time to get more razz berries at my Pokestop. I have over 200 right now.
>have had 3 gyms for 48 hours
>1 gym for 6 days straight
>2 gyms for two straight
feels good
I think im going to go gym hunting when servers stop shitting themselves
server back up, nyc fag here.
>>27202123
Yes it fits into the lore, Indian elephants have been reported to exist in this world, however no one has dared to venture and check because the place they're reported in reeks of poo.
why is this game so popular
there isn't even anything to do really
just one question: will later generations be integrated into the game in the future?
Did they say anything about it?
mexico here
can access the app but thats it, no pokemon popping up
FUCKING ALL THESE NORMIES PLAYING ON THE WEEKEND REEEEEEE STOP FUCKING THE SERVERS
>>27202127
Guess that makes sense. Sucks, though. I live in a small-middle city and there's stops everywhere.
>>27202126
About every 45 minutes if you happen to live near one of the pre-determined spawn spots, at least based on my experiences.
they really need to cut down the encounter rate of rattata and pidgey, when you're above level 10 it's just a fucking slog
>>27202148
Read the fucking thread you worthless shit stain
>>27202178
Yes, they plan to roll them all in eventually.
>>27202195
Just dont battle them?
>someone used a lure module just now
Holy shit.
italy here
Still down
>>27202156
Bah. Lucky you. Right now I have 14 Pokeballs and 20 razz berries.
>>27202190
There's 5 or 6 total in my entire town. I've been walking between 5 and 8 miles a day for the last 5 days. At least the egg hatching is working out for me.
>>27202209
i'm not, but when they're popping all out the wazoo it could be another pokemon doing the same
Zen Headbutt is probably Snorlax's best normal move, but what about the special move? I have Body Slam but it gets both Hyper Beam and Earthquake which are probably better.
>>27201159
Wobbuffet will probably be unobtainable like ditto. Because it doesnt have any attacks. Unless they update the battle system or something
>>27202195
Rattata yes, Pidgey hell no, it's one of the staples of quick leveling.
>>27202215
>team rocket
>servers come back up
>see Lapras shadow
>Pokemon near my house always spawn at the same area down my road
>run down there immediately
>other commons spawn along with it as i run
>still three steps away, nothing
>restart the app
>the lapras is gone but the commons are still there
>servers go down again
>>27202140
How do you do that?
>>27202232
Do yourself a favor and spoof yourself onto a city. There's no point in struggling with something that basic.
>>27202038
This... Is the power of Pokemon Go!
>>27202142
Spenge Beb and Dowra :DD fugg
>>27202238
Hyper beam and quake are shit, too long to charge.
servers work and actually Im getting stuff and can catch pokemans, absolute madman
>>27202247
Thanks Pokeball glitch. I'm really happy, honestly.
>>27202261
Spoof? Sorry, I'm kinda new to the Go threads so the slang isn't something I've picked up yet. To be honest I'm enjoying the walks though, I haven't enjoyed the fresh air in years.
Italy here
GMAIL works, Trainer Club doesn't.
It means that I will have to walk as an autistic for three hours tonight.
>>27202254
Ingress and Go seem to use the same data and spawn locations, including stops and gyms. Instead of wandering around to collect Pokemon you collect these specks of light. So far it seems that the more of these specks and the denser the group translate into Pokemon spawning locations in Go. So if you have both games open you can check Ingress to see where the specks are and then travel there with Go for higher spawn chances. You won't be able to tell where specific Pokemon are going to be with this method but you can at least get a better idea of where to look.
>>27202247
>See abra near my house
>No balls so I go to buy some
>Shop screen keeps freezing
>By the time I load back up and go after it it will be gone
why live
>>27202304
BTFO
>>27202313
Spoof as in false GPS so you can be at home but at Disney or NY
>>27202313
He's probably talking about faking your GPS location which would require you to jailbreak/root your phone and can also potentially result in a ban. If you happen to have a jailbroken/rooted phone already though then faking your location is pretty simple.
>moves fucking change when a pokemon evolves
for what fucking purpose, why would they do that
Spain here. Working.
>>27202313
Spawn yourself in a different area from your actual location through GPS trickery. You could use it to access some place with a large number of stops, to stack them up.
>>27202334
>>27202368
>>27202357
Oh, that kinda thing. I dunno, I'll probably just keep doing my daily walks. Go has kinda brought out my pre-teen self, I used to be a kid who would run around in the woods and stuff before I became so anti-social.
>>27202330
>it is gone
yep
brb killing self
abra is my white whale and ill never be that close again even with the 3 step problem
>Trying to set up spoofing for when I play at night and dont want to deal with shitty neighborhood
>I do everything correctly and put in the location
>Play game and I'm in the desired area
>Failed to detect location
Just what the fuck am I doing wrong. Everything works perfectly but the game just always has that notice. This is the second app I used and its the same result.
>>27202359
So they can fuck you over when you spend 500 candy or something on a good cp and good move mon it'll come out with the shittiest move possible
>>27202359
Because a lot of pokemon have different moves from their previous form. It's still an extremely shitty system. The only upside is that, mercifully, the pool of moves is very small.
>>27202041
Fuckers always make my balls spin out when I try to catch them. I've given up on them - 100 XP isn't worth it.
>>27202378
See >>27202357
The game can detect if you're faking your location unless your phone is jailbroken/rooted.
>>27202394
I keep asking whether Niantic is going to give us more moves because what's in the game now is literally a handful
>>27202185
No.
>>27201968
This. Spent 2 hours hunting down a fucking Tentacruel to no avail
>>27202404
git gud at curve balls.
I think its a glitch that that shit happens in the first place but if you properly curve ball you don't have to worry about it.
>>27202142
>>27202357
>actually needing a phone to do it
WEW LAD
>>27202412
I 100% do not want them to do that because adding more moves will only make this extremely shitty system worse. If they add move tutors or changer things then fine.
Back up.
>>27202439
Teach me your ways senpai.
Does anyone else play exclusively late at night? I'm awkward as fuck and get bothered if people see me playing
>>27202408
I see. Lucky thing I have a throwaway phone to test just in case some shit happens. Rooting doesn't have any severe risks to my plan or anything does it?
>>27202439
I'm with >>27202470
Teach us how to teleport with Nox, master
>>27202439
>that compass
Do you use that to move you location?
What app is that?
>all these people with eeveelutions
>found two fucking eevee's over the course of about three days
they seem mad powerful too, why can't I just get lucky
>>27202489
you can walk around your local area with WASD using it whereas with bluestacks you have to keep switching tabs to warp a few feet away.
Ninetails is beautiful
>>27202446
Still dead for me. PTC is suffering.
>>27202510
Getting nox now to try it out, care to go through the GPS spoofing part, or does that come with it?
Where do you find fighting types? I want me a Hitmonlee.
Man I should not have signed up using PTC. Too late now.
>>27202477
If you mean does rooting have any risks, yes of course. If you fuck something up you can brick your phone.
If you mean does rooting and gps faking have any risks in terms of the game, it's unlikely but it's a bannable offense.
>Someone just put a lure on the town hall down the road
>Can't do shit because of shitty coverage
Fucking O2 rural garbage.
So servers starting again fucking up, didnt last long
>>27202529
the youtube guide for it is like 2minutes long and thats all it takes to install.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY2h8Tr-Kk4
>>27202330
>buy lucky egg yesterday
>shop takes away the credit but doesn't give me the egg
Fucking A.
>>27202545
I'd rather occasional downtime than Niantic having access to my precious Googleys.
>>27202439
If you play on PC with the same account as your phone does the info transfer over? I would only be willing to try this out if the player data actually syncs otherwise I'd rather just do the traveling myself.
>>27202562
Thanks, anon
>>27202238
Earthquake>Body Slam > Hyper Beam
Hyper Beam has that signature long windup and recharge period where you can't do shit for some meh damage
>gym at the bottom of my garden being attacked
this is always so exciting to watch
>>27202577
Yep, everything carries over
>>27201583
Speaking of bellsprout
How good is "bind" in this game? I remember it being a bitch and a pain in the ass in the games
>>27202545
I did at first, then they went down and I made a Google account, and have been using that one.
>>27202609
>implying this game has anything but numbers
Literally just dps no effects or anything
>>27202603
How likely is it that this will get you banned?
Serious question here
Why the fuck do need so much candy for magikarp?
Do they pop up by water? I found both of mine by a lake
>>27202632
It's a Magikarp. What do you think?
>>27202632
In general they do. I've found that after catching a bunch near the beach they started appearing next to my home, so do Tauros after I caught one a day ago.
>>27202632
Weird I only had to give my Magikarp 4 candies to evolve.
>>27202628
well in ingress they had ban waves for this type of shit since people did it allot, so don't get you're hopes up.
>>27202660
I don't know anything about Pokemon
>Sign in
>Unable to authenticate
>Sign in
>Unable to authenticate
>Sign in
>Unable to authenticate
>Sign in
>Unable to authenticate
>Sign in
>Unable to authenticate
>"As a security measure, we're locking your account for 15 minutes because of too many failed logins"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>27202693
>PTC
Google's fine. :^)
How effective is the battery saver mode?
>>27202712
Not very. It only turns off the screen when you put the phone in your pocket, but the app is still running.
I think that's all it does.
>>27202712
Still eats through your charge regardless.
>>27201212
My cp325 Chansey has 297 hp
>>27202685
>I don't know anything about Pokemon
>This is 45% of players on /vp/
>>27202712
The only thing it does it turn your screen black (not off) when you're holding it with the top of the phone pointing down.
I find it pretty useless, especially since your phone's auto screen shut off setting still overrides it. I'm tired of constantly switching the turn off time of my screen up and down every time I play or quit.
>>27202628
just don't be massively obvious with teleporting cross country, try to stick in your local area
>>27202759
>>27202683
I'll be visiting Italy next week, I plan on playing Go with my girlfriend there. Will they think it's strange that I'm suddenly there on Pokemon Go?
>>27202753
If my phone autolocks when I walk around with my phone while the app is still running, does it still effect my eggs?
I keep getting unfortunately Google play services has stopped errors. What do? Game was working fine before the servers crashed
>>27202562
what's the best place to be
>>27202783
No, that'd be perfectly fine.
>>27202799
Central Park
Is ANYONE on able to login through PTC?
>>27202799
If you want to try to avoid bans as best you can, the area near you.
>>27202785
It affects. When your phone autolocks, it stops the app.
You have to have the app open and on first plane.
I find it annoying that everytime i play, i have to change my autolock settings to 10 minutes.
>>27202759
I only intend on doing it close by, but i'm nervous about putting my main account on here, and second accounts are completely worthless
>>27202785
From what I can tell if you have the app open, as in running in the background it'll still count towards eggs. You just won't get any pokemon notifications or anything.
On a related note, anyone else think it's bullshit that egg steps taken are determined by both physical phone movement AND gps location? I walk around a ton at work but since my gps location is static because it's mostly determined by my wifi connection I don't get nearly as many steps tracked as I should.
>>27202783
You should be fine.
I have (physically) gone from the US to mexico a couple times this past week, been able to play here and there fine.
I think they ban people that travel from NYC to Sidney, to Tokyo in less than an hour.
>>27202867
Yeah, hate that I can't use my treadmill when it's raining.
Instead of spoofing, could you like... Login from both your phone and computer, hide your phone somewhere near a Pokestop, and collect the items from home using the phone's GPS?
I think the way that spoof protection works is that it realizes if you're suddenly somewhere you couldn't possibly have gone in the time you got there from the last GPS location you were at. So you could probably spoof your location to somewhere far away after having turned off your GPS for like 10 hours.
>>27202867
I disable wi-fi before opening the app because of that bullshit.
>>27202894
So are you saying if i'm smart about it (only going to a nearby city where I go IRL anyway) I'll be fine?
I really dont want to risk my level 16
>>27202741
>never left the fandom
>>27202899
That's the thing though. Where I work there's no GPS signal so the only way I can detect my location is by using tracking settings that utilize wifi location. So my options are either not play at all, or play with the occasional steps tracked.
>>27202894
I spent 5 hours traveling cross state to Philly at normal highway speeds in Nox. It was pretty fun.
>>27202938
How to change speed in nox?
Im going running speed
>>27202894
>>27202917
That's how it works, yes. Google maps tracks the time it takes to move from one place to another, both by foot and car, in case you don't want to mess up.
On another note, servers are down again in Spain
Does the record player/ceiling fan technique still work?
>>27202948
So, to be clear, there is absolutely nothing connecting me to nox? Can I be part of a ban wave or is their only protection the location
>>27202975
Technically yes, but it's not very efficient.
>>27202948
>Spain
Do you have a ratata and or pidey epidemic
>Every time I give it 10 minutes and can assume the server is safe
>Pop incest or something else
>Instantly server goes to shit, freeze up, constantly reopening GO
th-thanks
>>27202977
Whatever account you log into it with could be, you will be spoofing, bannable offense
>>27202994
>>Pop incest or something else
>pop incest
>>27202993
My city (A Coruña) has a Pidgey epidemic by day and a Zubat epidemic by night. Bug-types are pretty common too.
>>27202977
They could check device ID or some shit like that, which would report it not being an actual cellphone but an emulator. Could be banned.
>>27203015
>have incest fetish
>every time I say insense I'm afraid I'll say incest in front of my friends
The suffering
>>27202977
Look at it this way. This is a phone game. If you're not playing it on a phone then you're not using the app as the devs intended and they can ban you for this or any other reason they deem fit. The only thing you can do is determine the risk and then decide if it's worth it.
>>27203015
>>27203041
>le epic "just like in my animus" incest so hot XD
Into the trash you go subhumans
Is Instinct really as under-repped compared to Mystic and Valor as I hear people saying?
>>27203056
Hey man, I don't judge your pokemon bestiality fetish, don't judge me
>>27203056
t. Pokefucker
>>27202846
>and second accounts are completely worthless
why? they just ban you from that kusoge don't they
Fuck you guys are saying it'seems back up but I'must still getting the server issue message. Uninstaller and reinstalled, reset phone. Co workers were able to get back in and my phone isn't a brick.
>>27203067
Maybe on a world scale. My whole area is all blue and yellow. I don't even take gyms anymore since there's no point.
>>27202815
I'm not sure if it's my password or username or the servers man. I know I have Pokemon.com account somewhere, but in none of the emails does it mention my fucking username.
>>27203041
I think incest every time I say incense, I don't think I can talk about cute incest with a lot of people, so I don't mention that part.
a city for pokeomon trainers
>>27203121
Nice
>>27203067
Area depended. Here Valor and Mystic are dominate but now Instinct is starting to pop up more and more. I'm able to knock out most Valor and mystic gyms on my own but fucking can't keep it up because other instincts aren't adding defense to gyms. Gonna focus on making my team strong enough to hold gyms on it'so own. 2k CP here I come
>>27203121
Thanks senpai
>>27203067
It is, join it or Valor
Mystic is the dominant force in USA and the world in general
>>27203130
>pokemon fans around the world start banding together
>gather tones of funds and people
>find a remote empty place
>settle a new city together
>name it Pallet Town
>it gets set up with tones of pokestops and gyms
Fund it
>>27203074
>>27203080
>>27203098
My nose wrinkles at the thought of how bad it would probably smell if you all went to one place
>>27203130
>>27203170
>>27202812
jesus the game lags like HELL there
>>27203121
Nice. What were its CP at before it evolved?
>>27203168
>Mystic is the dominant force in USA and the world in general
fell for this meme desu
Joined Mystic and my whole city is instinct vs valour. whenever i take a gym fucking nobody comes to back it up
>>27203130
>Nature trails with no stops becoming victory roads
>Cafe/hangout built on a pokestop modeled after Pokemon centers. Wait staff dress up in nurse joy uniforms.
>People dressing like NPCS
>Businesses offering discounts depending on teams
>Wars between teams
I want to live in such a world.
>>27203170
Then the countries government takes control by force and then implodes it for a shopping mall :^)
>>27203199
This
Join Mystic if you want every gym to be a free XP farm with no more than one defender reward at a time
>>27202993
I wanna kill myself
>>27203242
It least your playing the fucking game.
I just had a thought.
If we look at the HP of a given Pokémon species of a certain amount of CP, couldn't we use the HP value to figure out the maximum CP of the species based on the max HP it has in the games?
>>27203256
I doubt they used the same amount of max HP
>>27203178
Wow, r- rude. I'll have you know I'm a working cog of society, wagecucking on minimum wage and showering every other day...
Does every pokemon of a species have the same CP cap? For example will every Raticate cap out their CP at the same level? I hope so
>>27203255
Not now, servers are down again.
>Servers are down all day
>Come back on
>Go out for a bike ride
>Catch some candy fodder
>My eggs are at 4.7/5
>Infinite rotating white pokeball screen
>Servers are down again
>Go home
>Start charging phone
>Start the app
>It's fucking working fine at my house
>>27203265
>every other day
>>27203264
I don't see why they wouldn't
>>27203268
Curious about this too
>Can't go to pokestops because every single one of them at the park is not working.
>3 step counting isn't working either.
>Magneton outside my house somewhere
>Server goes down again.
>>27203242
>I need to travel the lands
>>27203270
Ok never mind, they are back again.
>>27203242
Better start catching all those pidgeys to grind
Is it even possible for script kiddies to fuck up pokemon servers? It seems like their servers would be too big and competent for that. But then again their servers are made entirely of shit, so who knows..
>>27203170
>>27203180
>>27203208
Still can't authenticate. GAD DAYMETT.
>>27203360
>horsefucker
Like you're any better
>>27203208
There's a Dutch Bros in my area that is a Gym. If your team owns the Gym when you drive up, you get a dollar off your coffee. If YOU own the Gym by the time you drive up, you get your coffee free.
>>27203383
But it was my idea
>>27202791
??? Anyone?
>>27203414
That's awesome
Can we get a moment of silence for all the rural bros forced to mortage their farm and spend it on lures just to catch pokemon?
>>27202791
I guess shut up and wait.
>>27203460
Joke's on you, I'm spoofing.
>married my ratata
>>27203460
just sold my trailer to catch some pokemon while driving my ATV with my nephew/son cletus
>>27203496
Go away, Joey.
>>27203178
>if you all went to one place
Just go to your local pokestop/gym.
>>27203479
>>27203506
Everyone is playing
>>27203506
I held a straight face until you got to Cletus.
Which is better, Aerodactyl or Dragonite?
Fucking hell the servers are so unstable at the moment.
Wish we'd get an all clear from Nintendo or Niantic.
>>27203580
Aerodactyl is rarer but Dragonite is better
>want to go out and play pokemon go
>servers are too busy being shit
I-it's not like I wanted to be social or anything.
I h-have monster hunter frontier here...
Remember:
Even if the servers seem to be stable, don't use any inciense, lure modules or lucky eggs, or transfer any Pokémon you've caught until you've been playing for a good while without problems. I've seen 3 lure modules gone to waste in my area before I too was kicked out.
>GPS signal not found
>>27203602
Thanks, m8. I'm going full autismo and compiling the best move combinations for all the pokes. Pic related.
>>27203460
F
>>27203414
There are so many ways to capitalize on this it's not funny. Why businesses aren't yet doing so is testament to their stupidity.
>EVERY SUSHI JOINT should have an account with the sushi place's name and set lures on the closest spot
>replace [sushi] with [nameofbusiness]
There, I just made billions and careers. Enjoy.
>>27200994
It's been like that for me since the initial release.
>>27203651
>My Lickitung knows Lick and Power Whip
>>27203414
Huhuhu, little do people know that the employees there secretly will defeat any trainer that tries to take over their gym.
>want to use another lure module at my local pokestop
>the people that came up and spoke to me the last two nights will probably show up again
fug
>>27203620
>be oldfag
>obvious fucking oldfag, gaming before you fucks were even thought of
>go to lure
>stay back
>see SJWs fat, glasses, cheap car
>see foursome of teenaged boys glued to screen
>hang back
You can see/catch them anywhere in close proximity. God knows if I interacted with any of them they'd freak the fuck out.
>>27203687
If it knew Zen Headbutt instead of Lick, it'd be fourth tier.
Fire pokes in particular have it bad, as they don't show up until the fifth tier at the earliest.
is it still down? cant log in but it doesnt show me the "server-down-site"
>>27203722
I'm in my 20's and every time I use a moduel there's 50/50 it will attract some cool people that I can chill with for 30 minutes, or a gang of children
I just shouldn't even bother trying to log in before around 3pm anymore. I haven't been able to get in in the mornings for three days.
>>27203686
I never meet a person with a working dex
>>27203730
I've been playing again the last few hours but the servers are performing poorly
I have a shitty samsung s3 with like 800 mb ram and android 4.3. I managed to run the game through some modded apk but it lagged and crashed all the time. Any chance it will run better if i update to 4.4.something with cyanogenmod? Please respond
>>27203722
>be 27 years old
>only played first and second gen games as a kid
>out of touch with new pokeymans
>be really happy PokeGo only has first gen
>be really happy I look like a skinny teen when i shave
>mfw i can openly play pokemans without looking like a creep
>>27203718
>>27203771
>>27203744
Personally, I'm in my 20s and most groups playing around my area don't seem that appealing to talk to if I'm in the more populated area. Usually they're already in groups and they're next to groups as well that don't even interact with one another.
When I'm just sitting on a train or a bench near a few lures then those people tend to be cool.
>>27203718
Find the PokeSpot's proximity marker. Or. . .
>have starter incense
>don't want to attract others to my name
>wake up at 3:00 a.m.
>set incense no one else will be up
>>27203744
I'm almost 50, and I look like someone's grandmother. They think I'm a newfag on the bandwaggon and certainly won't talk to me.
That's ok. They'd have a heart attack if they knew how long I'd been on 4chan, and I don't want to cause any premature deaths.
>>27203805
Incense is only for you. Lure can be used by everyone.
>>27203805
their face when
>magmar appears
>razz, great ball
>phone freezes
>fuck
>reopen
>magmar was caught
Is it really worth it combining both incense and lure? I haven't seen that much of a difference, it seems they'd be best used one after the other.
>>27203805
>Granny on /vp/
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>>27203897
I tried it last night and had poor results
I won't be stacking them anymore
>>27203853
Ah, I misunderstood.
>>27203856
Yeah well it's a little easier when you're female I suppose. I can just play it off like I'm someone's grandmother.
>in line for game at anime convention
>kid in front of me says
>"I hope I'm a cool parent like you when I have kids"
>tfw no way
Anonagrandma
It's okay anon
PTC account user here, just got on; I'm leaving my app on just so I don't lose my spot on the hamster-wheel server
>>27203907
>stood in line to play Space Invaders with quarters
>made fast friends with rich kids who had Pong
>computer purchased based on games it would play
There are a lot more of us than you'd expect, senpai.
>game draws power faster than my phone can charge
>battery pack does nothing unless I want to sit around for an hour waiting for it to charge
>>27203913
Do you have kids? Are you a MILF?
>>27203913
That's nice, if you were a guy you'd have the cops called on you every time.
You're cool.
>>27203986
Anon it's obviously a Day one trap pretending he can still fool anybody.
>>27203986
No kids. Refuse to answer based on inevitable
>TITS OR GTFO
next statement. I rarely self-identify.
/pol/ and /int/ refugee with occasional White Knighting on /b/.
Typical FPS and open world gamer. Favorites are FFX, Fallout 3, and Dark Souls.
>>27203913
grandmanon is better or granondma
>>27200409
How many attack bars are best for combat (1 high damage, 2 high-ish, a few middle, a shitload of low, etc.)?
>Drive to store
>Get to a stoplight, phone vibrates
>It's a fucking Magmar; first time seeing it
>Light turns green; frantically try to click it but it's behind the pokeball button
>HONK HONK HONK HONK
>Forced to drive off
>see it again on the way back
>manage to click it, drive to nearest neighborhood and park
>pokeball bug, it was my last one, too
>decide to just take the gym further along the way home
>Tauros appears but I'm out of pokeballs.
>>27204063
WINRAR
Grandmanon it is. I tried anonamom for a while too, but at my age grandmanon is more appropriate. May even open up an account with that name, when Nintendo gets load balancing figured out of course.
>>27203986
Came here to post this
I have to know
>>27204073
how have been been running out of pokeballs?
What level are you?
>>27204120
Not him but I keep running out of balls too, even after I resigned to only catch pidgey. I'm 13. I only have like 2 pokestops relatively close to eachother and they're out of walking distance (well, out of walking distance for me, especially in this heat). I've actually had to buy pokeballs, a number of them so far, probably like 10 dollars worth. and I'm already almost out again.
>>27204152
>only catch Pidgey
Well, Pidgey and new Pokemon
Guys, does the choice of your team affect what Pokemons you get?
Like when you're Red, is there a higher chance of getting Charmander?
>>27200618
Ignore this homo and post more you fuck
>>27200558
>>27200436
>>27204165
no
but some people think it might effect what legendary bird you could get, if they made it into an event thing in the future
>>27204165
No.
>>27204165
No.
>>27204120
once you reach higher levels pokemon become harder to catch. Not only do they escape more, you sometimes have encounters where the balls you throw will be curveballs even if you hit them straight.
Lvl 19 now (almost 20) and ever since 15 or so I've been putting in a lot of work to always have a reserve of some pokeballs
>>27204165
no
>>27204165
Doubt it. It doesn't really make sense (Zapdos would get you Bulbasaur...? And Articuno is Ice, not water), but I'm Valor and the most common starter around me far and away is Bulbasaur, and I've seen two or three squirte, and no Charmander.
>Tfw trying to take some gyms
>Servers shit and either can't start battle or freeze somewhere between.
upgraded server for all these people who don't even know pokemon silhouettes when
>>27201467
Her?
>Off-day
>Don't have any plans
>Haven't been able to log in to the servers at all
This is suffering.
Why is Tangles such a shit?
Not even 600 and the fucker is costing what a 700+ pokemon would.
>>27204002
Thanks.
I think that is one reason my husband doesn't come with me to anime conventions. Everyone would think he's a pedo if he wasn't standing next to me.
>mario kart champion
>can't go near a competition
This will change soon enough.
In the meantime I am content to hide my power level, and not have everyone think I'm a narc or a pedo.
Anyone else using Lockito?
Why does the route I mark on the app stops advancing shortly after opening Pokémon Go?
>>27204183
>>27204184
>>27204190
>>27204192
>>27204205
Ah I see.
Thanks guys.
Servers back up uk three step bug isn't fixed
>>27204120
if you don't live in the middle of a city it's really hard to have enough pokeballs
Holy shit. After being locked out all day, I'M IN LIKE FLYNN, MOTHERFUCKER.
Feels good.
Which evolution does Eevee with body slam turn into?
Don't say fucking Flareon
>>27204314
I'm finally in but it doesn't feel safe for me to play this later
Local major shopping supermall has a fuckton of Pokestops and two Gyms. One in the Red Mall and one in the Blue Mall. In an ironic twist of fate the Red Mall is currently controlled by Blue Team, and the Blue Mall is currently under Red control.
>>27204362
You can force what Eeveelution you get by nicknaming it either Rainer, Sparky, or Pyro before evolving it.
>>27202562
Thanks senpai, playing it safe and just spawned in the downtown of my city, "cruising" around there getting stops and rare mons
just put a lure out and had to restart app bc frozen
>Failed to get player information from the server. Retry
fuCK
>>27204380
This is bullshit. It doesn't work. Stop spreading this lie.
>>27200409
ok so guys, weird question:
yesterday i ran into 2 players who showed me a trick to track pokemon: what you do is you select the pokemon from the nearby list, then hold out your phone in front of you and slowly turn around (do it slow enough so that your character on your phone turns the same way). If you're facing the general direction of the pokemon the tracker will pulse slightly.
Tried it on a nidoran and it worked, tried it on a haunter and it didn't work (but the servers were being shit at the time). Anyone got an idea if this is legit?
>>27204394
Worked for me, m8.
>>27204434
Didn't work for me, m8.
>>27204434
Then it was dumbfuck luck and not fact.
>>27204394
Em it does. But be sure to relog after renaming your eevee
>>27204380
This works 33% of the times you try it
>>27203805
>GILF
My fetish
>>27204433
It pulses when a new Pokemon gets added to the nearby list
>>27204450
>>27204456
You need to close in and out to confirm the name change with the server.
>>27204433
This is legit but tracking hasn't worked since yesterday so it's not reliable
>all these theories on how to "choose" which Eeveelution to get
>say fuck every time I evolve a high CP Eevee
>got Vaporeon, Jolteon and Flareon
>only took one try for each
git gud fags
apology for poor english
when were you when pokemon go servr dies?
i was sat at pokestop eating chicjeb tendir when pjotr ring
‘servr is kill’
‘no’
pitcher inrelate
>>27204506
I think people just can't accept that Niantic was lazy enough to make it random and have to make it logical somehow.
>>27204548
Please post more. I love you already.
Does Niantic have any Customer Service or PR guy at all?
>>27200764
>tfw they reset everything after all countries have Pokemon GO to have a fair start.
I used an incense and an exp egg 5 minutes before the servers went out today. Any point in opening a ticket and trying to get them back or should I suck it up?
>>27204641
I haven't heard of anyone doing that, but it can't hurt. Probably won't get you anything though.
Can you make a new account with the same global link account or not? I don't like my name and want to make a new account
>>27204723
You can request a name change
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/
>>27204723
Sure, just reset your account.
Thought about that too because I am in team Red and kinda want to change it
> there's supposed to be a pretty huge pokemon event in Gent tomorrow
> it'll be postponed if the servers don't improve
>>27204775
How long do they typically take to get back to you? Can they change your customization too?
>>27204779
So you can use the same global link account for another go account?
May as well just restart then. Switching team is a bonus too.
Have you guys seen any slowpoke meems?
>>27200674
youve barely moved and yet you have those numbers on kanto/collector/backpacker. lucky fuck
Why are being Trainer Club users bullied? We should be the ones having connection privilege, not the fucking Google normie filth.
>>27204933
>removing the 9fag watermark
>>27204792
>Events for Pokemon Go when its already known its servers aren't that good and that there are lots of glitches
>>27204832
Don't know, haven't tried it.
>>27200674
seriously.... it shouldnt be called "backpacker" it should be called "i live in the city"
So which pidgeoto/pidgeot will have a better max CP when it's all maxed out?
>>27205028
Thinking of switching to google account instead, it's going to have less issues in the long run anyway.
>couldnt find it
>it's gone now
im gonna kill myself
just wasted 40 pokeballs on one chalamander
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>27205098
Part 2 still needs to evolve