Pokemon Go servers down

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>>27198582

Niantic is dropping the ball

How long does this shit usually last for?

God I hate when non-functional shit gets released.

>>27198602
Probably fixing the tracking glitch

Glad it's not just me

I was losing my mind

Me and my bro were about to go for a poke hunt wtf is this SHIT

>>27198619
What's that about?

>>27198582
Yeah this pissed me off. Took a walk in the early morning to try and claim as many gyms as possible in my neighborhood now that's down the drain.

I at least took a 16000s prestige gym with 5 mons guarding it

So it's not just me!
Anywhere where we can have updates on the situatio?

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>hey lets release in a fuckload of new countries without upgrading our servers first!

>>27198602
I was just thinking the same thing

>just drop two lures
>seconds later the servers shit themselves

Every fucking time

>>27198628

No matter how close you are to a pokemon, it always shows as three footsteps away. It makes hunting practically impossible.

>>27198632
Same here. I live in the Deep South though and it's already 90 degrees here. I walked three miles claiming gyms and right before I could claim my prize it goes off

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Tfw

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>>27198632
>mfw I was working on taking down a 9th prestige

WOO ITS BACK UP!

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>"Sir! Our servers are almost at their capacity!"
>"Excellent! Roll out another 26 countries!"

>>27198650
I never did notice that until you pointed it out

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>>27198670
Why do you do this to me anon :c

>everyone on bluestacks gets banned

>>27198684
working for me anon

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>>27198643
Where's Turkey?

>servers go down right when the hourly spawns by my house come up
fuckers

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>Use lucky egg for mass evolving EXP
>Servers go down

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post interesting/funny/weird gyms

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>>27198698

Guess the fuckin' dog can go walk itself then.

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>>27198730

>>27198730
I can't since I can't login, but there are 3 spots near each other, all with the same picture of two hand statues and they are all called "give a hand for ingress".

Anyone knows how long we'll have to wait?

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>>27198643
>Still no Latin America

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>>27198744

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this one is sad.. i was there when this happened
>go to lake to watch hospital implosion
>hospital explodes
>fucking chunks of cement and bricks flying past everyone
>chunk hits girl 30ft away
>people screaming
>RIP girl

>>27198759
Nigga you think we work for niantic?

>>27198787
I work for niantic. Stop posting mean responses or I will personally ban you!

>>27198817
How long you fuck?

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>>27198783
>Go to lake to watch hospital implosion
Anon why did you go to the lake to watch somthing you didn't know was going to happen

>>27198699
In the trash where it belongs

>>27198830
Somewhere between a minute and Graham's Number

>>27198834
It says that the government advertised it. READING COMPREHENSION SHOULD BE A DIAMOND DOZEN BUT APPARENTLY NOT ON 4CHAN

>>27198834
It was a planned demolition, dummy

>>27198834
Read the image.

>>27198783
IMPLOSION?

>>27198650
Right? And i only ever get three. Not two nor one to show if you're moving further

>>27198670
Liar

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>>27198852
>A diamond dozen

>>27198859
The hipster way of saying explosion.

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Is everyone else getting this same error message?

Recently reported a bug so wasn't sure if this was cause I reported a bug and they were working on it (in which case pretty great respond time)
Or is this simply the same message everyone is getting and it is a coincidence.

>>27198873
Implosion is a real thing anon.
It isn't a hipster way of saying explosion kek

>>27198883
A real thing is just the hipster way of saying the truth.

>>27198761
If you want this shit game stop being a top country for cyber attacks and IP spoofing. See: china

>>27198882
Yeah I'm getting the same message.

>>27198882
It's the 'server offline' message for everyone

I managed to catch a Dratini moments before the server went down. I hope it isn't lost due to some kind of server shenanigans or whatever.

>>27198882
oh fuck that means that they think you sent in a false report R.I.P.

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>>27198882
same

How many hours has this been going for?

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>>27198892

>>27198907
>>27198883
>>27198926
Ah Kay

So that prolly means they aren't fixing my issue where the pokemon nearby are all stuck at 3 steps distance no matter how close a really am.

>>27198932
Between 2 and 3 hours where I am

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>>27198834
It was advertised by our government, as stated in the pic.

>>27198859
Yeah.. it was supposed to be a controlled demolition implosion but the official in charge hired some fucking cheap shitters to rig it up. It exploded and a girl died. Fuckin sad shit anon.

>>27198932
Been awake for an hour so at least that.

>>27198942
It's not just you, mate.

Happened just as I was planing to start my morning walk, now I'm delaying my walk I cause it's a major source of my pokestops.

>my whole day is being thrown into chaos

it works if you register with trainer club instead of google thank fuck!

>>27198852
For all intensive purposes reading comprehension isn't a diamond dozen, just like actually getting certain phrases and words right, yourself not withstanding. Most people could care less about this though.

>>27199015
You're joking, right? Shit is turbo down for me, too.

>>27199025
>could care less

Not sure if bait

>>27198761
fuck off, panchito

>>27199015
will I use my google account progress for doing that?

>>27199025
No need to be butt hurt. Thats just my too sense though.

>>27198783
I-is that the rock that killed her as her headstone?

>>27198783
12 years old. That just isn't fair.

>>27198859
Like explosion except it goes down and collapses in rather than up and out, at least that's the idea.

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Down on Saturday morning. RIP Pokemon Go, you had a good run

>>27199091
Like 9/11?

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>wake up
>was gonna go catch em all today and visit a new part of the city
>game wont even load cause of EU primetime

EUROKEKS RUINING MY ALL-AMERICAN MORNINGS AAAHHH

>>27198942
It's not just you.

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>>27199079
I think it's a random chunk of the old hospital, anon. It would be in extremely poor taste if they used the actual piece that killed her.

>>27199084
It really sucks. Kate Carnell (govt. official who personally hired the cheap crew) was never even charged.

>>27199110
Exactly like 9/11

>>27199114
I think the servers are legitimately down. Not because they're busy.

So they are going to give some sort of compensation for all this down time, right? I'm sure there's been a lot of lost lucky eggs/lures/incenses due to the server shitting itself. I already missed out on part of a lucky egg timer because the game randomly stopped letting me evolve anything despite being on wifi and my connection being fine.

going to play my PS4 for a bit, let me know when the servers are back

>>27199148
lmao no

>>27199114
>implying it isn't the Japanese attacking the hamster server until they get their official release along with exclusive events where you can catch shiny legendaries and an OP pikachu.

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>>27199141
>>27198582
To my fellow weekend chores procrastinators: get your shit done while the game is down

im gonna do laundry and my groceries

>>27199154
sent ;)

>>27199126
> It would be in extremely poor taste if they used the actual piece that killed her.

i think its in really poor taste either way

>>27198582
Yeah, I was about to fucking track down a Snorlax when I got home too

the servers got hacked and taken down

Anyone else getting the erorr that they should try logging in with a diffrent account?

>>27199214
It was me.
Give me back my wifes son or I keep it down for good.

>>27199222
Yes, everyone. News report four minutes ago about how its getting doxxed by iSIS

>>27198691
>everyone on bluestacks gets banned
Good luck faggot. It's only a soft ban and I haven't even gotten that. My normalfag friends that wouldn't even know how to cheat are complaining it's down too

>>27199229
don't reply to me or my son ever again.

>>27198643
wtf where they thinking. They again underestimated how many people would be playing/downloading this. You'd think they learn after the first time. Incompetent idiots. I work fulltime and had planned to play it today with my younger sisters since I don't have time during weekdays but now I can't even play this shit.

>>27199038
people who say "could care less" but mean "couldn't care less" should be euthanized

>Wake up
>Remember by girlfriend of 5 years left me last night
>No energy to wake up
>Finally after an hour I get up
>Late for work
>Doesn't matter i don't need to setup and event for another hour
>Start up Pokemon Go since my Work is a Pokespot
>Down

I have absolutely no will to live.
Im just sitting at my desk with tears rolling down my face.

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>>27198730
Fight me at Mr. Chicken.

>>27199305
Literally get over it

SERVERS ARE UP

>>27198602
Theyre dropping the ball because 50 employees for a massive game wasn't the best idea

>>27199189
You're right. Making it a gym so that people loiter next to it is pretty fucked as well.

game is back but no pogeymans show in my radar

>>27199313
GYMS HAVE ALL RESET, GO CLAIM QUICKLY!

>wake up this morning
>cubone
>click it
>servers go down

>>27199309
Holy shit that's a huge cock

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>>27199344
City also has the children of the corn statue.

My vacation started 45 minutes ago. I only need 10k exp to hit 23. I was going to play after work until my eyes bleed. I NEED to play. Fuck.

I guess I'll sleep until it's up.

I haven't hit a game this hard in a long time and it's barely even a game. I can't deal with this downtime.

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>>27199313

>request lake across house as Pokestop
Oh fuck I just realized do you guys think it would be more beneficial to have the lake be a Gym instead? My neighborhood is pretty barren, but I haven't messed with Gyms yet since I'm a low level.
What are the benefits of occupying a Gym?

>>27199286
Same. Got up early to go out before it get to 100+ degrees. Guess that's not happening today. I'll still go out in like 103F weather because I simply don't have the time to play this shit during the week.

>>27199313
You shut your whore mouth.
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go

>>27198783
That's some Final Destination shit right there. Wow.

>Failed to get player information from the server.

It's been like this on the east coast, USA for hours. I could play a bit between 6-7 but almost like clockwork it started getting glitchy as hell at 7.

This is worse than New Vegas crashing every ten minutes. I just can't help but try and try again.

They need to come up with a way to take geolocation data from another application so at least players can incubate while it's offline.

This is going to go on all summer, isn't it?

RWARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>27199356
It has me on an actual exercise routine and this is fucking it up. I'm actually more pissed about that, what is this game doing to me

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>>27199394
>game wont load
>this site wont even load

>>27199406
itll get better when the novelty wears off for half the people

>>27199416
https://status.pokemongoserver.com/

Up for me. You guys are remembering to close and restart the application right?

>>27199411
That's great tho, you should feel great that it's got you on a routine.

>checked

How many evolves do I save up for a lucky egg? How many evolves do fit into 30 min? 60?

>>27199446
you need to stop.
I will cut you anon

>>27199446
Didn't work for me until I did a hard reset on my phone.

>>27199470
Sounds reasonable. For maximum profit try to align some egg hatches with your exp bonus since those are pretty large

>>27199446

Yes. I have to go as far as to power down. iShiny

Seriously though there are plenty geolocation running apps that capture speed and distance data that could be integrated.

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>>27199488
the neets are finally getting their revenge

>>27199488
Fucking script kids ruining my weekend plans....

>>27198783
Is that tomb a pokestop?

But of course the servers go down on the weekend, when people have time to play..

>there's people who spent real money on this piece of shit buggy game.

SHIGGY

>>27199446
I am going to find you chop you up into tinny bits and feed you to my wiener dog

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>yfw every gym is vacant after servers come back
>yfw all the data is lost
>yfw everyone is level 0 and starts over from scratch

>>27199025
A+

elite-teir /sp/ and /lit/ poster here for pogo info in order to make my mons as powerful as my body and mind. MAN this board is easy to troll

>>27199527
JUST

>>27199500

Uh, I'm a NEET shut-in who has been outside more in the last two days than in the last four years. I sure as hell didn't hit the thing.

>friends finally decide to get together to walk around town and play
>wake up ready to go
>servers are down

FUUUUUUUUUUU

>>27199534

>giving scores to ancient pasta

Summer sure is strong in here.

Doesn't anyone read an archive anymore?

>>27199548
if not NEETS, then the hikkis

>>27199561
>implying theres any difference between all you weebs

I just threw a ball at a Jynx and it crashed mid flight.


Fuuuuuuck

>>27198873
An implosion is the exact opposite of an explosion, dumbass. It's when something collapses violently in on itself.

>>27199594
>trying to catch a nigger
there's your problem

>>27199514
It's a gym....

It's back up

For real this time its up

>>27199488
Japanese confirmed for angry autists ruining everyones fun.

>>27199561

Could be the hikikis doing it for the lulz, and you know if their servers are that wide open then they deserve it.

I don't think it's a DDOS at all. I think they're getting absolutely hammered with legitimate traffic and that is why they can't b& a complete IP range.

This is just a case of resource allocation, which is why I can play at 3:00 a.m. east coast USA time, but not 7:00.

They need to solve this by standing up a peripheral app that will track your movement/distance covered and/or swear to take data from App of Choice.

But since when could a decision be made at Nintendo with less than five thousand meetings?

GRRRRRRR

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>>27199527
>mfw

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>>27199609
>>27199623

>>27199527
I'd message them for my $11 back

>>27199609
Thank god. Seeya nerds!

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>>27199527
I'd actually like this. It would probably kill of a 3rd of the playerbase and it might be possible to hold a gym for a couple of days.

>>27199609
>>27199623

Why someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>27199534
>troll

>>27199559

> reading the /vp/ archive

HOLY FUCK ITS UP

>>27199601
Basically this. An explosion blows all the material outward - more effective at eliminating the material around the blast site and easier to rig, but has the side effect of spreading the material everywhere. An implosion has all the material fall inward. Shaped charges usually direct the majority of the force inwards, and the material follows gravity and the blast wave. However, it's never perfect; the entirety of a charge's force is rarely directed only one way, and the collapse can cause material to fall outwards.

>>27199488
>>27199627
The Japanese have been fucking writing up angry comments and emails to Niantic and Nintendo for the game not being in Japan first and not being out yet.

The Japanese rep of Niantic said to please be patient and stay tuned and all the japs being retarded and mad as they are go
>ok I'll wait to tonight
>I can't wait anymore
>you'll regret this
>fucking Americans will pay for this
>etc etc

Japan is still butt blasted. I'm not surprised if they did DDOS their servers. They're fucking nuts

>>27199657
>look mom I posted it again

fucking trolls man

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WE'RE BACK BOYS

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>servers down
You know what to do

>>27199629
Problem with that is you'd see exploited shit flooding gyms in no time

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>>27199664
>>27199657
>>27199623
>>27199609
STOP! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS NOT FAIR

>>27199527
>all data is lost and everyone starts at 0
>everyone given 5000 Pokecoins as compensation
Yes/no?

>>27199316
>massive game
>its literally walking, sliding to catch and clicking to battle.
:^(

aww sheeeeeit what a messup

WHAT DID THEY DO? Its like turkey + france together

>>27199662
Ha

when servers are back up I hope the achievements aren't reset

>>27199660
Jesus Christ it's like watching a five year old grasp his dick in protest.

>>27199650
welcome to life

>>27199702
The fuck is poodle Corp?
Is it like the band Dog Police?

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>>27199702

>>27199683
more like 20,000+ coins, I've spent way too much money on this game...

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>>27199660
>The Japanese Rep said please understand

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LIVE PHOTO FROM NIANTIC SERVERS, THEY ARE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING UPGRADES TO COPE WITH INCREASED DEMANDS

>>27199732
It's a hacker group who takes down game servers and channels of """"""famous""""" YouTubers

>>27199745
I spent 5 bucks out of desperation for PokeBalls.

>>27199732
>The message anon responded to is deleted
whoa,,,,,,, poodlecorp hacked and deleted the message,,,

>>27199678

Maybe. Fuck I'm just trying to come up with some good solution.

>failed to get player information from the server

Yeah. Not up here.

>>27199683

This. In fact I'll take 5,000 Pokecoins now just for the inconvenience of the last four hours.

1,000 Pokecoins for every player for every hour the servers are down.

Don't fuck this up Nintendo. Please throw your stupid Line servers at this or something.

>>27199748
Made me laugh.

Just got in

Currently taking gyms, hopefully I can get 10 before anyone sees the servers are back

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>>27198855

GTFO truther faggot

>>27199677
I can't stand when people draw Misty thick like this. That's not what she looks like. She's a skinny girl and she's for people who are into that kind of thing.

>>27199660
Don't know what they're bitching about. They're going to get a more polished version of the game. Thats clearly why they've been holding out. This game has been glitchy and spotty as phuck so they're not missing much.

Also, we're a bigger market for pokemon so they need to STFU.

>>27199763

>tfw you will never run out of PokeBalls

Good to live in an urban area sometimes.

Weird, removing my sim card and putting it back in made it connect for me.

I saw that post on reddit. Fuck off normie hahah REEERRRRRR hahah! Post it, will get some laughs hahah I like it.

ITS UP

It's back up. Just caught a Eevee

Is it possible to get PoodleCorps twitter account taken down?

I am legitimately in now. Keep trying.

HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK UP.

NO LIE

WE ARE BACK BOYS

Context: NYC

>>27199790
Didn't she show up in later seasons thicker?

>>27199787
Read the thread you fucking moron, he's talking about old canberra hospital.

HEY GUYS IT'S TOTALLY NOT UP SO DON'T CHECK IT!

>>27199799
The amount of hate and anger from japs on the Internet and social media like Twitter is unreal

>>27199329
eh
if I died I hope I'd become a gym or pokestop or some shit

>check
>our servers are humbled by your incredible response

Lol

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>>27199843
>>27199828
>>27199825
HERES

YOUR

FUCKING

(YOU)

PLEASE COLLECT THE NEXT ONE IN 10 mINUTES

>>27199820

If they can't take down ISIS accounts, I kinda doubt it.

http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go

That says it's up but I'm still trying. DC Metro

>>27199745
How much?

>>27199114
no, its all your fault, amerifats

>>27199842
John Howard did imploderidoo.
Debri can't melt Child Skull.

Not working for me here in Saskatchewan, Canada

>>27199843
Screen cap or it did happen.

It's still not working.

Too bad. I didn't play it so much...

Apparently it is legit going up for a ton of people now but UK seems fucked still, sad times lads

>>27199869
Working for me now

I'm in but none of the images of pokes stops show up

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>>27199828
>>27199825
>>27199810
>>27199822

It was up for like, 3 minutes. Caught two Pidgey and possibly a Venonat, if the throw went through before the crash.

is texas working bros?

>>27199896
Yeah

Just restart phones dump cumps

>>27199888
Pokestops aren't loadin for me; I still have the infinite loading pokeball at the corner despite avatar and map and gyms showing up

Still down despite what http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go says

>Failed to log in.

>>27199888

That's how it was a little after 7:00 a.m. and seems to be an early sign of failure.

>Failed to get player information from server.

Ok. I lived through New Vegas. Time go do something else. Good luck guys.

>>27199909
Thanks fag, now I can't get in when I was partially in with no pokestops

Well shit I was in for five minutes and now it's not loading again.

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Where is a good place to buy Team shirts?

>>27199955
The internet

Thanks to the false flaggers no one will believe me but you just need to uninstall and reinstall. Worked for me atleast.

>>27199488
TEAM ROCKET!?

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>>27198761
It hurts

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>>27199959

quints

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SERVERS ARE OFFICIALLY DOWN

>>27199979
So close

Will it ever work?

>>27199848
>exclusive main game events
>free shit constantly given away for whatever penis god they worship in their clusterfuck shintobuddhism
>Pokemon center exclusives
>bitch about a mobile game not released in their island
It's like watching a rich kid whining about not getting the toy the commoners play with.

>>27199955
Go to Hobby Lobby, buy a few of those press on shirt papers and print out your own.

Just put my phone in the microwave for five minutes and now it's working. Catch you later runts.

Game will improve after this I think

>>27199961
No you need to take out the memory card and put a magnet to it in order to clear the cache. That's what is preventing login right now.

>>27200001
what setting did you put it on?

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>>27200000

>>27200000
Quints confirm

>>27199999

Serbia still ded for anyone else?

Question: When walking to hatch eggs, do I have to have my screen on? I put the eggs in an incubator, had the app running and just turned off the screen, and walked 3 miles and zero progress was made hatching the eggs.

>>27200000
すばらしい ! ! !

>>27200000
Where's a good place to check those quints

>>27200006
Max Power

>servers come back up
>catch a Horse
>servers go back down

Cool.

>>27200032
You need to have the app on but be logged out

>>27200032

Put it in battery saver and flip your phone upside down. It had to be on and running to count

>>27200032
Yes, unless you have the Pokemon Go Plus accessory.

>>27200032
You have to have the app active. You can put it in battery save mode

>>27200050
damn, you caught an entire horse?

>>27200050
*Horsea

>>27200058
The accessory is the biggest crock of shit.

anyone else stuck on loading screen?

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Why the fuck is gyarados so shit
I have three and they all have a move that only does 6 damage

JUST

>>27200088
No only u

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>>27199955
https://www.teepublic.com/tees/pokemon+go

I have a couple of the really sick ones on order. There is a lot to choose from.

Just skim through them to find the ones without the "TEAM VALOR" etc shit on them.

>>27200028
Shit son are you in Belgrade too?

>>27200092
>1621

What's your level? Curious about Gyarados's scaling.

central europe here, servers still suck dicks. ah well, no mons for today I guess

>>27200092
Bite is better than Dragon Breath IMO.

Bite and Hydro Pump IMO is the best for Gyarados.

still dont get why ppl getting hyped by this shit pokemon(in this game atleast)

I mean Im getting one to for the pokedex but its useless

>>27200116
21 when i evolved him from a 148CP magikarp

>>27200128
Why?

Dragon and Dark only differ in resistance via one mon this gen, magneton.

Dragon breath is far better

This game really drives home how bland and uninspired the Gen 1 designs were

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I cringe at the mystic and valor tees but i can't lie, i want this hoodie.

>>27200163
Not sure if bait

I want to kill myself.

>>27200000
>>27200017
Quints don't confirm, they demand.
Go out and make some damn shirts, it's the only way to appease the server gods and restore the game

>>27200163
Yeah I totally agree

they shouldve looked at gen 2-4 and see what they were doing wrong

>>27200150
I guess I just need to catch another 50 magikarp and get a gyarados ;_;

>>27198643
FUCKING SLAVS RUINED THE GAME

HOW THE FUCK DO THOSE COMMIES HAVE SMART PHONES REEEEEEEEEE

>>27200154
bite has faster attack animation -> so its has better dps

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>>27198730
He liked the green man ...

what's the best Gen 1 Pokemon?

>>27200154
At least Dark is SE against a bunch of Pokemon, barely anyone has a Dragonite.

>>27200189
shut up ameriburger

>>27200172
where you find that?

>>27200200
Alakazam

>>27198730
There seems to be some white stuff on frog's face,,,

>>27200200
Gengar

>>27200200
If we're going by competitive battling by sixth gen standards, mewtwo

>>27200213
Probably from the link I posted in >>27200096

>>27200219
>tfw no high CP gengar

>>27200200
Aerodactyl

>>27200214
Correct

>>27200200
either rhyperior or shelmet

>>27200189
We order them from fellow Commie China and they're better than the overpriced Korean trash.

>>27200245
damn I forgot rhyperior even existed

also
>Gen 1 Pokemon

>>27200265
>forgetting the best genwun mon

>>27200214
I would buy you a beer.

So confused the only way I could get a strong rare Pokémon is if I dedicate my life to this, like u need a ton of Lapras to level up just 1...that will take so much time I have a 50 hours of work every week how can u all do this?

>>27200200
Almost any psychic type Pokemon.
Was super unbalanced about that first gen.

Half the pokemon were poison or fighting, including the only ghost types.
No good physical ghost or bug attacks to stop some speedy kadabra with recover anyway.

I'm able to play the game again

>>27200214
i want this nigger so bad but ive never even seen an abra yet

>>27199660

Probably just 2chans /vp/ bitching.

Alakazam special attack is off the charts
but his defense is weak af

Porygon is best Gen 1

>>27200313
But back then, special was both attack and defense, meaning he had AMAZING sp. def. and was a prick with recover.

>>27200285
>not having an 800cp Lapras

>>27200318
my nigga

>>27200303
I've caught a kadabra but it was super low

Only one abra outside of that

I am convinced Alakazam will be the rarest mon in GO and I am okay with that

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Need to find me more oddish

>>27200285
You level up your character first, not your Pokemon. CP is directly correlated to player level, so that way you catch more powerful shit in the wild and need to spend less candy and stardust on training. Also farming experience by mass evolving common shitmons that take 12 candy to evolve.

>>27200318
I think Porygon-Z was better gen 1 honestly

>>27200172
I'm constantly torn between wanting a team shirt and my natural urge to hide my power level as much as possible. But in the case of this game, it's pretty obvious when you're out playing anyway...

>>27198730
There is a gym in Montreal that are Literally an image of tits

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>>27200335
>800cp
>mfw

Raticate has Hyper Beam.

Why. That move should be given out to the strongest stat wise from the games.

THESE FUCKING SERVERS

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN, FUCK NIANTIC

POKEMON GO FUCK YOURESELF

>>27200313
Your opponents never got a chance to attack anyways

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SERVERS WHEN

give me a 2000 CP Alakazam

>>27198761
It really hurts to be sudaca uh??

>>27200343
Fucking this.
I hatched a 303 Oddish and fucking Mountains don't spawn Oddish

>>27200368
Literally blame these niggers.
https://twitter.com/PoodleCorp?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Haha, time to move to Australia.

>>27200384
Naw man, Alakazam should be saved for late game, level 40-50 shiz

Gimme dat CP 10000 Alakazam in two months

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If I am not able to play Pokémon GO tonight I'm going to kill myself. 18:00 PM here, 6 hours left. Come on you cancers, you can do it.

>>27200400
Who?

>>27200318
But I'm too poor to afford that.

>>27200400
really don't understand why people do it

do they still believe it's epic or something

They should just take the Miitomo servers and put them up for PoGO. This is ridiculous.

>Servers down
Thank god this was new and startling I thought I finally got banned for spoofing

>>27200384
>>27200412
>Alakazam gets weak and slow attack

mark my words


anyway how is ganger? Anywhere a list with attacks?

>>27200172
You will look like an absolute asshat

I have a spike bracelet and some slipknot tees you can buy

>>27200423
'hacker' group that's DDoSing the servers because niggers.

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>>27200412
that xp grind is going to be a pain in the ass

>>27200433
Just for the attention.
Everyone just wants to be like Anonymous

>>27200384

I just want some CP period.

>>27200433
It's because they crave attention. The fact that they DDOSed a game this huge and bragged about it on Twitter should be an indication of this.

>>27200477
mods

>>27200477
>I just want some CP period.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

THIS IS IT, WE'RE BACK ONLINE BOYS

>>27200451
He will at least get confusion anon

Imagine if he gets that and focus blast

>>27200405
I'm in Australia and it's still down here.

>>27200498
LIE

>>27200451
>ganger

>>27200473
lmao if you seriously think those faggots dropped the server. Just because they say they did it doesn't make it true. When the maintenance servers come back up, they'll say they "finally stopped."

>>27198582
Reminder that anyone who types in caps in this thread is a liar.

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>>27200451
>ganger

>>27200510
I stopped the server, not that guy

I'm the only player currently online, since I hacked it so well.

>>27200507
aw sheeit had only 4h sleep today and fucked up little...

>>27200539
TRUE

>>27200510
I think if their identities get revealed, someone's gonna kill them

>>27200570

No biggie, Ganger is great if he has beat up and foul play.

>>27200585
Considering they bragged about it online, someone might leak their locations in retaliation.

post music/bands we can listen to whilst the servers are kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlD8rwaDx1k

>>27200635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs9eB0kkrQg

nice trippy vid too

just realized competitive battling doesn't really apply to Pokemon Go

RIP gengar

>>27200648
*ganger

>>27199961
No you need to stick your phone up your ass to attract a diglett then send a screen grab to your granny then she'll send you a million pokecoins and it will work forever

>>27200635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRTJVbibmQ

>>27200646
10/10 taste

>>27200635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2mZVOd0jWY

>>27200672
just buy a new phone you fukin nerds

OFFICIAL LIST
>Valor
reddit
>Mystic
4chan
>Instinct
Wizardchan

Got a hair cut and finished chores servers are still down. Wew lads looking like a perfectly good Saturday for catch is going be lost

>>27200716
Wrong