which one of you did this?

It was me! F-fuck you guys!

>>27157109
AHAHA BTFO

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>>27157061
>>27157109
Get fucked.

>>27157061
His fault for being a moron.

>>27157061
#REKT

>>27157109
I remember that thread.
Probably because it was only today.

>>27157061
WE GOT ONE BOYS
ALERT THE DARWIN AWARDS

>>27157061
The absolute madman

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>>27157061
Woop woop WOOOOP!

I helped!

>>27157061
What are some legit ways people have found to rack up miles? I want to try putting it on a model train and letting it go in circles.

I've seen people use fans, but that seems risky if it doesn't go slow enough. I'd love to rig up a pendulum.

>>27157061
>he didn't use an old radar range microwave
He deserved it.

>>27157392
Best I've seen yet is a rope attached to a skateboard. Reeling it in back and forth.

>>27157392
Walking works for me

>>27157467
>walk
>/vp/ user
choose one

>>27157392
ive seen a fan, a record player, and a dog

>>27157392
An old turntable works quite well

>>27157467
Walking?
What are we, /fit/?

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>>27157467
>walk
I'm willing to bet you kiss girls too, faggot

how retarded do you have to be to fall for that

>>27157467
>not cycling

>>27157522
wouldn't cycling be too fast?

>>27157392
best way i found is by walking, try that

>>27157563
yeah no fuck u

>>27157531
after a lot of longboarding/cycling/driving testing with a friend we confirmed 15mph or more is about where it stops counting towards eggs
pretty easy to hit 20 on a bicycle but pretty easy to stay around 10-15

>>27157061
Me desu

>>27157607
Let's say the cutoff is 15, that's still pretty fast. I'll have to jerry-rig something

>>27157392
Tie the phone to the back of a car and just drive for a bit. Works like a charm.

Another thing that works is tying a noose around your neck and killing yourself. As a ghost, you never get tired and can move through solid objects.

>>27157507
>>27157392
That won't work because the area wouldn't be enough to trigger the GPS movement

>>27157690
Take off enhanced gps and it will

>>27157061
So how is it in the year of our Lord Arceus 2016 that there are still people who don't realize what you can and can't put in a microwave?

>>27157467
If God wanted us to walk he wouldn't have had Jesus sent to Earth to spread the good word of Ford!

>>27157789

How do I do this?

>>27157392
Literally just fasten your phone to the ceiling fan, put it on low or medium so your phone doesn't go flying.

>>27157889
If youre on adroid goto location settings and use the option for just gps instead of the one that gets optimized with your data and wifi

>>27157929

Alright and for Iphone?

>>27157945
Kill yourself

>>27157789
With this it doesn't locate me at all and won't move my character no matter what I do inside the house. Are you sure this works?

>>27157992
depends on the phone/location I guess, works for me and other people

>it's a android

android is over 10 years old and people still can't differentiate between the OS and the manufacturer

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>>27158012
Ok now I'm shaking it and my character is walking around the neighborhood. What the hell? Maybe i can catch pokemon like this..

>>27157952

Not helpful

>>27158185
>iphone user
It's actually really helpful my dude.

>>27158049

>8%

nigga COME THE FUCK ON

>>27158292
I just got back from walking around in a graveyard in the middle of the night. Pokestops everywhere. Even the dead children's playground was a pokestop.

>>27158288

Still not helpful.

>>27158428
But Steve Jobs, anon. You need to go be with him. Your lord is calling for you to join him!

>>27157061
It was me.

>>27158457

Guess I can't play with you guys.

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>>27158573
Hey, now you're learning!

>>27158313
They should just make it so that you only catch ghost Pokemon on graveyards

>>27157510
>implying /fit/ would ever give up their gains

Lurk more.

>>27158313
>using hallowed ground for frivolous purposes
Fucking shameful. Were you not taught to respect the resting places of the dead?

>>27158650

I was hoping temperature would count for something one day. That like during the winter ice pokemon would be more likely to show up, or during really hot days you'd see mostly fire Pokemon.

Could be cool. Especially when all 700+ Pokemon are in the game.

>>27158772
Yes. There are Ghastly there, and Ghastly fucking rocks. Respect Ghastly's habitat, yo.

>>27158696
you obviously haven't seen the PoGo threads on /fit/

surprising, actual gyms don't have a higher concentration of fighting types

>>27157061
>Its an android anyway.
Mac autist detected

>>27158772
Blame Niantic for making it the only spot in my area with a bunch of pokemon. Also it's not all hallowed ground. The dead children's playground is sort of an attraction for thrillseekers to see the dead kids playing there.

>>27157789
holy shit I just have to move my arm back and forth

>>27158916
forgot link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Children%27s_Playground

>>27158772
Not him, but did you consider some of the people buried there would enjoy games, and that they would think it's really nice people are having fun near their graves?

>>27158772
Who gives a shit they're dead

>>27158772
I don't think dead people care too much about what you do at their resting places my easily upsetable friendo

>>27159315
This. I'll request my body be buried in the actual ground rather than take up space in a box so that people don't make a big deal out of shit like this. Plus funerals cost money.

He already said he was fucking with everybody lmao y'all idiots will take the bait on anything

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>>27157061

whoever is dumb enough to fall for something like that without even doing any research deserves it
Doesn't matter if it's about GO, or any other game or just nothing in particular, they deserve it

There was an entire event where people trolled others into doing exactly this a few years back

>>27157061
>it's a android anyway ...
Macfags. When will they learn?

>>27159085
>but this one person might have liked to see me play a game by their grave
Did you consider that most wouldn't and that they would think it's really disrespectful?

>>27157061
>not using a body of flame or coating your phone in an armor of magma to make your eggs hatch faster

>>27160576
>Not radiating your phone to stimulate mutation and rapid growth within your eggs

>>27160451
>research
>on what happens when you put your phone inside a fucking microwave and then turn it on
Me puts food inside box and turn it on.
Food is very hot now.
Me puts phone inside box that makes food very hot.
Me wonders what will happen to phone.

>>27157061
>give it a go

>>27160612
me connect phone to a crevice on wall
phone stops crying for food
me connects baby to a crevice on wall
me wonders what will happen to baby

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>>27160612
Fair enough, but i was trying to cut that sort of people a tiny bit of slack
Not much to cut though, as it's pretty retarded.

>>27160612
Its not the heat that fucks your phone up doofus

>>27160704
I know you cunt. I was showing how it's common sense not to put your fucking phone inside the magic heating box

>>27158772
Pretty sure the dead don't mind.

>>27160733
Then why did you imply it was the heat like it was the most obvious thing in the world? The common person would still need to research why. Thinking its the heat is pretty much just as stupid as not knowing why.

>>27160765
Pretty sure the brain dead don't mind getting molested. Doesn't mean you should do it.

>>27160857
>not going with necrophilia as an example
found the troll.

>>27160857
Thats in no way the same thing. Dead people are literally dead. As in dead. Like dead. Retards aren't dead, theyre alive. Alive is different to dead

>>27160856
So even your retarded ass could get it. Next time I'll write an essay on the properties of micro waves, maybe that'll soothe your autism.

>>27160883
shut the fuck up
>>27160885
I didn't say retards, I said brain dead, as in they are pretty much dead but their heart is still beating.

>>27160912
But fucking a brain dead person can still have consequences for that person. You could injure then or impregnate them or give them a disease or make them late for their next shitting appointment. A dead person is dead, ie. not alive. As in it literally does not matter if you play pokemon over the dirt that covers their dead body for weeks at a time because it will have zero consequences for that dead person.

>>27160976
The person's dead you retard. The body's alive but it has no consciousness, it's an empty husk just like an actual dead body.
Not fucking them is a matter of respect for their former self just like you're supposed to respect the dead by not playing fucking video games right next to their grave.

>>27161024
you need a person consent for carnal relation
you don't need for playing a video game

>>27161024
No, the brain dead person is not dead, they are alive. So long as they are still alive, they are alive. If they are dead, then they are dead, and so doing something to them will not affect anyone since they are dead. Doing something to a living person would affect them because they are alive. In the case of a brain dead person, the reason they are not brain AND body dead is because they are alive. In the case of a dead person, they are not alive at all but are in fact dead. If you play pokemon on a living person, there is no risk to that person because they are dead. If you play pokemon on a brain dead person who is alive, you might accidentally kill them, making them really dead.

>>27161112
>If you play pokemon on a living person, there is no risk to that person because they are dead
Meant to say
If you play pokemon on a *dead* person

>>27161112
Here's your (you) you autistic fuck.

>>27160451
dry ice in hot oil is still my favorite

>>27157432
That only works for diapers.

>>27158819
It's Gastly you fucking pleb. Go back to Candy Crush please.

>>27157392
i strap my phone to my arm when i jack off

>>27157885
What is this Facebook level quote

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>>27157061
>It's a android anyway...
Hey man! Why don't you lay off, Frank

>>27161405
Typical Ford fags

>>27160566
Did you consider that you're a massively butt hurt loser? Why don't you go fellate a corpse since you love them so much?

>>27160912
Like you?

>>27161502
that comment makes absolutely zero sense. how can anybody logically think that apple products are better in any way whatsoever?
coke and pepsi, bruh. one is objectively better than the other, and if you like the other, you're fucking weird.

normies are unbelievably stupid

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I'll dance on your graves, millennials Go-ers. I'll outlive you despite being much older than you due to your alcoholic lifestyle.

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>>27157061
How do you fall for that? Are normalfags really THIS unbelievably dumb?

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>>27158772
yesterday i climed a 7feet+ stone pillar to get over the fence of a closed off graveyard in some castle nearby. had to get the gym in there. i had to hide because someone was trimmig the hedge lol. i think the guy who wrote the german national anthem is buried there.
pic someonewhat related, its the castle

>>27162964
Think about how dumb the average person is, then remember that half of them are even dumber than that.

>>27157061
>27157061
they must be dumb or something lmao

>>27162964
Keep in mind that there are people who would strap fireworks to their body.

Not to mention just look up the 'Darwin Awards'

>>27162964
Quite a few of them are, if history is any indication.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/iphone-wave-hoax-claims-devices-charged-microwave-article-1.1950755

>>27157392
I have found using a microwave turntable works quite well, you should try it with the low power setting for around 10-15 seconds every few minutes

>>27157789
So do I set it to satellite only?