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Valor brings the calor, Mystic is autistic, and Instinct is extinct. You decide

>>27148251
I mean I am autistic...

>Valor
obnoxious normies on Facebook
>Mystic
sceneagers and fags on Reddit
>Instinct
elitist fags on 4chan

Pick your poison

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>tfw my phone is outdated and gps spoofers don't work all that well with it

>>27148230
No matter who you pick everyone will hate you and you will hate everyone. Every team just shitposts about how awful the others are all day.

>>27148230
Your pic says it all. The Zapbros are where its at

>>27148230
Mystic is calmer and analytical while Instinct is spunkier and maybe zany. Valor is kinda energetic or charismatic.

T. Mysticfag for giving perspective

I haven't played Go, but my most obnoxious friends are on the yellow team

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>>27148251
Pic related is canonically a Mystic.
https://youtu.be/d8Vmj4CecDI 13 minutes in.

>>27148290
>Valor
>Facebook

The largest Pokemon Go fanpage is full of mystic memes

>>27148230
Zapdos.

>>27148326
Same man. I'm still trying with an iphone 4.

>>27149076
I gave up. Iphone is now considered old crap

>what team?

red, blue, yellow everything the same shit. Just choose what your friends do or the colour you like more

We don't want you or anyone else, pick mystery or valiant

>>27148337
This guy gets if

Most of the girls ive met playing are valor.
Most of the fatter, introverted men walking by themeselves I've met are mystic.
Most of the less stereotypical Pokemon fans (fit, maybe walking with a few friends) are valor.
I've met 3 instincts. 2 of them gave me a free beer, so I agree with yellow team being the bro team.

>>27148230
I had the same problem. Picked Mystic, don't regret it