>Who /pretendstobeanormietotrigger/vp/ here?

>>27147934
I pretend to be retarded half the time.
A quarter of the time vp is retarded for me.
The rest of the time I actually am retarded because I can't give too much of a shit.

I don't enjoy shitting on the floor of my own home, no.

>>27147934
>Me being serious, called a retard.
>Me pretending normie, someone responded seriously.
/vp/ I can't win.

>>27149235
I think that's a sign you gotta reflect on your life

>pretending

I'm pretty normal, I think. Its not like 4chan isn't a 15 year old website that doesn't get huge traffic from a lot of people.

I'm always a normie. Even before Go. I've been on 4chan 8 years and I'm still a normie.

t. Guy with career and girlfriend

>>27147934
I dont get the hate for normies liking pokemon.

I didnt even mention the series throughout the entirety of hs and college, but now people are hyped, im joining in and talking about pokemon with them. Its fun to be able to talk about it as a normal topic.

Getting annoyed about normies not having the same emotional ties to pokemon is stupid desu just enjoy that people will talk about it like its any other hobby now.

>>27147934
I'm the opposite. I'm retarded and embrace the shitposter I am destined to be.

Job requires me to be the kindest and patient shit ever so I enjoy shitposting here

Oh oh me me me *wags tail in excitement*

I'm pretty sure that's all the "normies" currently on /vp/.