Christfags hating on Pokemon Go like the 90s

So in how many boards are you gonna post this in?

The church or authorities complaining is the best sign of a healthy state of the franchise. God bless.

>>27141800
They told me to take it off /v/ and take it to /vp/ so I did.

>>27141748
Really? /Christian/ can't shut up about it. Posters keep plotting "this is an opportunity to convert people to Christianity" maymay.
But we all that not gonna happen.

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>>27141748
I was wondering when this old shit would flare up again.

>>27141748
Clearly they have not seen Shin Megami Tensei as that is literally what they're describing.

as a christian this always weirded me out...There are MUCH worst things they could go after like >>27142249

Yeah there are some questionable pokemon but that's like... 10% or less of them

Give us a time to jump to

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>>27141748
>"A magnet for demonic powers"

>>27142346
Around 52min
Gets better around 1:01:00

>>27142372
...I do wonder how some(not all) of these people feel about magneto...or hell most super heros in general.

>>27142325
Probably because pokemon appeals to children and nobody plays SMT.

>>27141748
>Attacks Pokemon GO
>Describes SMT
Thanks for making the rest of Christianity look better.
That really helped.

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Based Christfags will remove the normalfag neo-Babylonians from th fan-base once more.

>>27142416
Got me there.

tho on the other hand game with extreme violence, guns, gore and other junk is completely fine most of the tho...

>>27142249
SMT GO would be hype as fuck.

They're only going after Pokemon because it's popular and no other reason. Their logic is bullshit. They went after Pokemon in the 90's and Harry Potter solely because of the popularity. If they really cared about the kids, they'd go after games that posed an actual threat to their kids' well-being, like Gran Theft Auto or Call of Duty. I have heard nothing of the church going after either one of those. The media, yes, but never the church. The Pope himself has stated that Pokemon is NOT evil and even complimented the friendship aspect of it. Those people are full of shit and just want attention.

>>27142534
Most of them don't give a shit what the Pope thinks. If it's not part of their religion, they will condemn it. Heard that a lot while living in the bible belt.

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"Pokemon is Satan"
"Pokemon is Sexist"
"Pokemon is Cultural Marxism"
"Pokemon is Patriarchy"
"Pokemon is degenerate"
"Pokemon is anti-Black"
"Pokemon is a Western plot"
"Pokemon is CIS"
"Pokemon is capitalist pig-dog"

LEAVE POKEMON ALONE REEEEEE

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>"The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual digital cyber demons."

>"...churches that had pokemon gyms where they were training demons to fight others."
Apparently the Go is streaming video to the enemies of christians, Most likely islamic terrorists or the NSA!

>"At what point does this game go live and the pokeemahn masters are telling people to KILL people in those buildings"
>"so they can capture their pokemon and be the masters"

These guys are great.
>"This isn't just conjecture, if you go back to 2012, time magazine did an interview with the founder of pokemon, this game; what it's based on. The founders name is Satoshi Tajira. What he said in this interview was the game pokemon is geared toward anit-christian, anti-religion satanism... he made this game as a revolt againt everything christianity stands for."

>>27142464
Fuck yeah I want my Jack Frost damnit. With fusions being evolution it'd be awesome too. It would work better than Pokemon IMO.

>>27141748
>butthurt over athiest nametags taking over church gyms

kek

>>27143256
>"The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual digital cyber demons."
That'd make a cool anime.

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>Protestans

>inb4 satanic alakazam

>>27141748
I don't know why these people think that someone is going to put this Pokemon App to bad use to find churches and shit, we have had this GPS tracking for years. I could get in google Maps right now and find 10 churches across the world in a second

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>>27145274
>cyber demons

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hail satanas

Jews are hypno, that's all

>>27143206
Pokemon is a Zionist plot to corrupt children and manchildren alike and spread discord aminst the population to pin the blame on while jews hide behind "muh holocaust".

>>27142325
Soccer moms and bible thumpers only go after shit that's popular because that gives them the most attention. They probably can't even pronounce "shin megami tensei"

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>>27141748
PROTESTANTISM

NOT EVEN ONCE

>Pokemon Go comes out
>Churches become Gyms
>Sunday morning take over nearby church
>Speak to Pastor after service
>Tell him that his church has been marked in a mobile game etc
>Pastor is totally into it since it's getting kids outside n shit
>Ask if I can put something on the otherwise mostly empty bulliten board outside because of the increased foot traffic
>Put up a flyer reminding people to pick up their garbage after they're done catching Pokemon and also to pick Team Instinct or they'll go to Hell

Church people are cool sometimes.

>>27145713
>Instinct

>Not embracing Valor to carry out Gods will

Deus Vult

>>27145765
>larping

>>27145765
>Valor

Literally Satan

>>27141748
>What if jihadists were given an app based on pokemon go that showed them where churches are
But, the location of churches are public knowledge. They appear on both physical and digital maps.

>>27142744
>>27142534
Why the fuck should protestants care what the Pope thinks?

>>27141748
Even other Christians dislike the ones that are like this. Smh.

>>27145765
>Not carrying out the will of the Archangel of Justice

>>27141748
if there is a god please kill these retards

Check this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGnpqIPjf6A

>>27141748
I didn't believe we were actually facing the second Pokemania, but this proves it.

Pokemon go is the illuminati.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXCDZoqiFYY

Legit curious how final fantasy manages to stay under the radar. I mean...magic, summoning, magic, and other shit

>>27147994
>nintendo released this without any marketing
>unexpected blows up by word of mouth
>illuminati

.....Legit curious was any of this said for candy crush, angry birds, flappy bird, etc.?

>>27148174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHJm1ThzYo

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>>27147994

>>27148174
>Legit curious how final fantasy manages to stay under the radar

In the 90's, role playing games in general (including video games but mostly things like Dungeons and Dragons) were attacked because of people comitting suicide and stuff after playing D&D.

After that, Final Fantasy managed to stay under the radar mostly by being irrelevant. I mean I like the games, but they used to be waaay bigger back then.

https://youtu.be/OapcduQycTs

I'm not sure if she's ranting about Pokemon or not, honestly, but this fits.

Ah, once again attention whoring "Christains" are warning about the dangers of Pokémon.

Dear Lord, it really is the 90's all over again.

It's Harry Porter all over again.

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>>27141748
>>they are literal demonic cyber digital demons
>>portals to demonic spirit realms
>>pokemon go used in churches to catch demons
oh shit niggas we /SMT/ now

>>27141748
>They call the cops on this kid playing pokemon go around a church.
>tfw five different churches in my area are Pokestops.

>>27147521

Oops, too bad, no god.

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>>27148718
>yfw we comps now

>>27141748
>protestants
>Christians
Pick one because those Calvinists are heretics who have caused the most harm to Europe

>>27148718
You wouldn't summon a Pokemon.
But I would summon my favorite SMT demon.

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>>27142534
>Pope
>Talking about evil

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let's take him down a notch :^)

>>27143256
>What he said in this interview was the game pokemon is geared toward anit-christian, anti-religion satanism... he made this game as a revolt againt everything christianity stands for
So, Christianity stands against bug catching?

>>27149033
>666
>meaning anything
Cute purple dinosaur

>>27149033
>lateinos
Kek

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>>27148718
we will survive god's ordeal with the power of the internet.

>>27141748
I would fucking play a Shin Megami Tensei AR game.

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>protestants

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I guess God hates Barney The Frog then. :/

>>27145765
>>27145713
Pick Instinct to join a Franciscan monastery.
Pick Valor to join the Templars.
Pick Mystic to join the regular clergy.

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>>27148718

To be fair demons are as real as pokemon.

Feels good, です. Nostalgic.

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>>27150587
Gotta catch 'em all.

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>>27150632
decarabia best demon

>play games indoors people complain
>play games outdoors people complain
wtf do you old fucks want?

>cyber demon
thats my mains new name

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>>27141748
>You'll never use digital demons

>>27148807
You're an idiot with a vendetta, move along.

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>>27141748
>Cyber demons
Nothing new, really

>>27141748
I thought we were over this.
I still remember the sunday where my preacher have a sermon on how pokemon and ninja turtles were not the same as Satan and it was ok to like them.

>>27148372
FF doen't target childrens

>>27141748
they are right
you sold yourself to google with pokemon go
you deserve every hatred

>>27141748

>Two guys that belong to some unknown church that branched off one of the thousand branches of Protestantism hates Pokemon.

What's new? This is why Protestantism is shit. You have tens of thousands of churches with their own variation and rules made up by random people with no credentials and yet for whatever reason "LOL THIS IS WHAT ALL CHRISTIANS BELIEVE!"

This is why I'm an Orthadox Catholic. Roman or Orthadox Catholics are the only true Christians. Oh and Coptic and Assyrians.

So please fuck of Melvin Howard and take your shitty ass fedora with you.

>>27151945
You're still a faggot for believing in God in the first place.

>>27151550
then explain FF7

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This was on my feed the other day

>>27141748
No, only weird Christians think Pokemon is the devil. Most of us ether dont care or love playing it. Im one that loves playing it.

>>27150431
i see u /mlp/

<3

>>27155153
I have two theories.

One, Pokemon has indeed been translated into both Spanish and whatever the fuck Brazilians speak, (sorry, I'm American), and people in the rest of the world tend to learn the languages of their neighbors, meaning this witch doctor is a 4chan-tier troll whom we should respect.

Two: He showed Witch Doctor-chan a picture of the lizard with fire on it, and the witch doctor guessed "it spits fire?"

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>>27148718
All-right man. Be real with me. This thing showed up on my phone. Is it the devil?

>>27148718
ONE
MORE
GOD
REJECTED

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>>27141748
>Digital Demons
SMT GO when?

>>27156566
>Pokemon has indeed been translated into both Spanish and whatever the fuck Brazilians speak, (sorry, I'm American)
Yes the American shows. Brazilians speak Portuguese and they don't speak Spanish, two different languages albeit closely related, like english and german.

>>27156644
>dem titites

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>mid 30's early 40's
>lives with his mother

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>>27156644
>ywn recieve a tander paizuri from satan
why even live

>>27141748
I was wondering when this would happen, I'm actually really happy because this is genuinely hilarious.

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>>27152098

>>27148446
that fedora autist laughing is even more disgusting

>>27141748
Jesus Christ these people make christians look bad. I'm a christian and it's actually retarded.

>>27143256
I want to read that alledged article. The keks would be glorious.

>>27141748
Islam tier of retardation. And it happens in america, not in some brown shithole. It's a shame for every believer.

>>27149033
Nice arbitrary application of numerical values to words. I guess if I did that with something YOU like that makes it evil?

>>27150439
Aren't Mystic more of a Monastic thing?

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>>27143256
>>27157944
I think I found it

http://www.snopes.com/pokemon-satanist-anti-christian-inverview/

>>27158123
Kek to the infinite!

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>>27145523
Nice.

>>27141748

Do these people not know about GPS? They have a diagram of your building because of GPS, not because of some fat neckbeards iphone.

It's amazing how out of touch these people are.

This is amazing. Thank you OP.

>>27160347
It's actually because an Ingress hooligan posted a portal there years ago

If it were up to Nintendo, every gym would be in a McDonalds and other paying businesses

>>27143206
>"Pokemon is anti-Black"
To be the double's advocate here, how many times did you play a Pokemon game where you can be the black loli?

>>27144251
And instead of the teams you'd get to be Chaos, Law or Neutral.
I'd play the shit out of that.

fear is well founded imo. heard mysticfags and insticfags like to diddle kiddies and throw up the horns

>>27145274
>virtual digital cyber demons
They're called Digimon.

>>27141748
So let me get this right, they think that Niantic is actually ISIS in disguise, targeting churches and potentially pastors/church leaders' homes, by placing portals and then getting video from users when they catch a pokemon/"demon spirit"? Do they not realize this can already be done with Google maps alone? Or that the mobile data required to do that would be obvious? Or that most portals are user suggested? Jesus Christ, I am baffled that these people can live at all without being terrified of everything.

>>27156980
I want it
I want to walk around catching moth men and alice

>>27161538
Seriously! With how confident they are that God has their back, you'd think they'd have a little more courage!

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>>27143256
>>27157944
>>27158123
Here is the source

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

>basically a fake satire gaming site interview from 2 years ago is getting passed around right now as fact all over the web.

Also seems other sites are picking up on calling out this craziness at the moment.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-satan-using-pok-mon-go-spawn-demonic-powers-and-murder-christians


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/7/13/1548003/-Crazy-right-winger-believes-that-Pok-mon-GO-was-created-by-Satan-to-locate-and-kill-Christians

>>27141748
Christfags are retarded.
Further news at 11.

>>27142249
That's because literally nobody but fatluses have ever played SMT.

Even the spinoffs like persona 3, where you literally shoot yourself in the head to summon demons got a pass because normal person ever noticed it.

>>27162046
*never

>>27141748
Good. I want the mobile cancer to die already.