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Pokemon GO Success/Disgust Discussion thread

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http://venturebeat.com/2016/07/11/about-7-5m-people-have-downloaded-pokemon-go-in-the-u-s-since-launch/

Is this a truly successful app? Is the level of success it's seeing going to die down? Is this app as a whole good or detrimental to the quality of future installments in the main series? Discuss.
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I am praying they start introducing post gen one mons quickly

But not all of them at the same time, just the best looking ones
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>>27124070
Somebody from another thread had the right idea with them just putting in random pokemon from other generations, since normies who grew up on RBY don't even really know alot of the generation 1 pokemon...could've made a melting pot of sorts.
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>>27124070
I think gen 7 would be the best gen to introduce next along side the games.
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Does anyone know when it's coming out in Canada? I'm too lazy to get an apk
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>>27124148
that's what they did with the google maps minigame thing
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>>27124070
Everything beyond 151 is shitmons to be honest with you family
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Don't be stupid...
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>>27124475
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>>27124433
You could've done it in the time it took you to type that reply. You're not lazy you're just stupid.
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>Random residential neighborhood
>No lakes, no rivers, no important landmarks
>Just pidgeys, rattatas, zubats, sandrews and some grothwlites

I-I guess at least I have a bunch of pokestops and gyms near (1km).
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>>27124591
Back 2 the womb w/ you my child
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>>27124818
>mfw same thing but barely any pokestops and no gyms
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>>27124838
It's just an aggravating experience all around. It's truly p2w unless you live smack dab in the middle of a city. Even in suburbs, the nearest poke stop is usually 2 miles away, and who wants to waste gas like that? I deleted it.
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>>27125102
>2 miles
>waste gas

geez they weren't kidding when they said Americans don't walk anywhere
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>>27125141
Yeah I'm a cross country runner, nobody can give me crap if I feel like driving instead of walking....most Americans are lazy though, you aren't wrong.
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>>27125102
Live in a small town in germany. have like 4 gyms within walking distance, walked for ten minutes, cought 3 pokemon. I dont know what you are talking about.
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I'm level 11. Am I doing good so far? When do I start finding high CP pokemon?
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Theres a park with 3 pokestops 10 minutes walk from my house and an area with 6 pokestops around 15 minutes away but neither of them are proper infinite cycles.

The best area (town centre) is only accesible by car/tram from my house but you can just walk around one area and get infinite pokestops.

I know I have it decent like this, but when I see people that can get pokestops from home / walk a minute to find a ton of them, i still feel jealous.
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Do you realize what's gonna happen soon? As you fight in gyms, you're eventually bound to meet people from your team IRL and join them on gym raids. You'll find people who like Pokemon and become IRL friends with them thanks to this game. This is almost inevitable. How many other video games have made you IRL friends?
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Can any Los Angeles area android peeps clue me in as to the current state of the servers? Is now a good time to start a mission?
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anyone know the best way to level? Someone told me to save all my pidgeys and generic pokemon for when i get a lucky egg and then evolve them all
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>>27125420
You dont have to save them. I transfer my low level dups as soon as I catch them. But you do wanna wait and evolve when you have a lucky egg going to double the 500 xp you'd normally get for an evolution.
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>>27125466
don't evolved pokemon cost more to evolve though or does it even out?
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>>27124052
What a bait topic. You took arguments from 3 different places and now are hoping for your first maxed out topic. Grats?
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>>27125487
Oh I dunno about that. I've only evolved a pidgey and a zubat.
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>tfw you're not part of team Mystake
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>>27125511
i regret choosing that team even though i just picked them because i like blue and they're message. Seems like /v/ hates them and everyones picking mystic. Should have done red lol.
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>>27125420
That always works for me. I use that method to jump from level to level immediately.
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I'm Canadian and haven't played this yet/don't really want to be an APK shitter, but what can you do with your Pokemon after you catch them?

As in, can you actually let them out and "play" with them on your camera/the app?
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>live in a capital city
>was one of the first to download the apk
>was the first to capture many of the downtown gyms
>everything was cozy with a few people playing
>the weekend passes
>EVERYONE is now playing
>gyms are constantly changing hands
>50+ people hanging out around lures
>the comfy is gone
>no one will ever believe I was the first to the popular gyms
>tfw

Pokemon GO has become too popular. When will the normalfags leave the game so it can become more calm?
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>>27125141
I live in Florida, anon, there's no way in hell I can walk miles without dying from heat stroke in this humidity.
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>>27125617
It's only been a week and you're already fucking nostalgiafagging. Stop.
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>>27125511
I only picked blue because my char looks like Aqua from Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep so it fits
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>>27125507
>implying I've never had a loaded thread before

Lol how old are you sonny
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>>27125617
Fuck off autist.
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>>27124052
UU really have no life if u play this game. I'm mean who has time to go outside and find fuckin Pokémon. Even in your spare time u can't find anything productive to do. This shit is for kids and u got adults round here acting like Lil ass kids
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I'm pretty sure the success is just a combination of
Nostalgia
Game of thrones season being over
Vikings being on hiatus
Walking dead being on hiatus
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>>27125641
Same. Walking several miles to hatch an egg is too much work when it's 90+ degrees with humidity
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>$180K+/yr Google engineers
>games goes down almost immediately
>can't scale out fast enough indicating the game backend design has a bottleneck that can't be fixed easily

Why is Google/Niantic paying these fucks $180K each?
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>>27125695
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>>27125617

This game will be comfy again when it's dead.
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>live in seattle
>exploring the length of the board walk for magicarp
>found on spot with multiple spawns.

Got 100 candies. I hope spawns dont change day to day. The boardwalk and beach are mostly normal spawns
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/vgm/5678808084.html
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>>27125742
He's not wrong really.
Sure, it's fun but it's far from productive.
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>>27125870
It's time to end this cancerous fad or maybe the planet if need be
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>>27125870
This is wrong.
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>>27125532
>i regret choosing that team
>/v/ hates them

That sounds like a good reason to pick the team.
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>>27125925
Well yeah, but neither is playing any videogame, and for the love of God, look at how he writes/types.
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>>27125507
>hoping for your first maxed out topic

lol no one cares about maxed out topics
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>>27125925
Well, if you are going out to walk just for this, it's still more productive than your average game because at least you're moving. But you don't even have to do that, it's pretty possible to play when you're out doing chores or when you otherwise already had to go out.
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Anyone in the midwest down for a pokemon go orgy?
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Is there a reason to level up lower base cp pokemon?
like if I have a bulbasaur at cp 10 with power whip and another at cp 376 with seed bomb, which do I level up and evolve?
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>>27125487
-Pokemon with 1 evo stage require 50 candies to evolve
ex: Venonat (50)-> Venomoth

-Pokemon with 2 evo stages require 25 then 100
ex: Nidoran (25) ->Nidorino (100)-> Nidoking

There are some exceptions
-Rattata and Eevee only require 25 candies to evolve into their second stage
-Magikarp requires 400 candies to evolve into Gyarados
-Pidgy, Caterpie, and Weedle require 12 for the second stage and 50 for the third
ex: Pidgy (12)-> Pidgeotto (50)-> Pidgeot
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>>27124052
> be me
> just downloaded go two hours ago
> first catch is bulbasaur
> game freezes roght after catch is finished
GIVE ME ONE REASONN NOT TO SHOOT MY BRAINS OUT.
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This game trolling anyone else? I decided to use an incense and lucky egg at once, and then the game started freezing so I could catch shit, and now for some reason, every pokemon I do encounter ALWAYS breaks out of the ball and runs away immediately.

Also, what are these weird white arrows on the right of the screen? Showed up once when my game froze.
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>>27125846
Where?
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>>27126127
They show you what direction the Pokemon is in in AR mode, don't know why they're showing up for you, this game is extremely weedley though.
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>>27126127
mine always freezes when I use incense and it freezes a lot of times when I have a pokemon caught in the ball so I end up losing them
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>>27125102
r i d e a b i k e y o u r e t a r d
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>>27125695
WHERE
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>>27126102
You can get a bulbasaur permanently via RBY, GSC, FRLG, HGSS, and XY and evolve it regularly instead of Contrived candy bullshit.
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>>27125382
You should be finding 100-300 cp pokemon by now. Go to a popular place in your city where there is (hopefully) lures in place at the pokestop(s). Thats where you find the best stuff.
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>>27125695
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>>27126157
>weedley

son, are you muking with us?
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>>27125695
Personally, I prefer both RU and Ubers to UU. UU is the stalliest tier IMO, and I prefer balance and disassembling teams.
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>>27125599
You cannot.
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>>27125641
dusk or dawn dude, it's that easy.
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>>27125617
Why are you so sad for 50+ people hanging around lures?? Thats how you make friends you lonely miserable bastard. No one will ever believe you, so try to get over it and makes friends so you can have fun playing.
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>>27126252
carry an umbrella and some water bottles.
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>>27125641
>being in Florida
>complaining about heat

Stop being a bitch
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>>27126127
same here it always freezes or crashes when im using anything timed
(((they))) did it again
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what are your rarest catches in go?
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>>27125946
Thats the hustle baby. You just aint about that life.
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>>27126052
bump
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>>27125617
>Pokemon GO has become too popular. When will the normalfags leave the game so it can become more calm?

are you really complaining that an mmo is MM? did you expect an mmo with 2 people playing?

"the comfy is gone" I want to play a social game, but i don't want other people to play it, that way i can say im "trying" to be more social, but there is no-one here so i can't be.
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what is the beset way to increase the power of your team?

do you just abandon your old ones and keep catching more powerful new ones over time?
or are you supposed to use the candies and stardust to increase their power.

Because from what I can see there is literally no point to ever using Stardust and Candy since it gives barely any increase at all but can't figure out how people are getting dudes with cp into the thousands
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>>27125397
Non fighting game, zero.
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>>27125961
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>27126223
underrated post
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>>27126319
Probably the Jynk I hatched. Don't really know which ones are rare. I caught a Dratini at a lure but havent seen one since, but that could be bad luck for all I know.
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>>27126194
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>27126194
I already had yellow, gold, and heartgold. The latter is shere i actually decided to choose one. I was joking about the overdramatic suicide. Good news is my bulbasaur is saved.
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>>27124818
>growlithes

Lucky bastard. Nothing but Route 1 trash and Eevees around here. Every single gym is stacked with Pidgeots and Eeveelutions.
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>>27125641

Maryland bro here, yesterday was fucking perfect weather and now it's 93 degrees and muggy as fuck. Probably going to storm this evening so I won't be able to walk around when it cools off either.
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>>27126364

I don't understand either. I'm level 12 and my most powerful CP Pokemon is 620. People level 15+ around me all have fucking 1100 Eeveelutions or 900 Snorlax, etc.

Am I doing something wrong? I've been using Stardust to raise CP but it only goes up by like 20 and I run out super easily. Should I save it instead. How is everyone's so much more powerful than mine?

The worst thing is, the two gyms near my place are held by 1000+ CP leaders so I can't even take them down or help build them up :(
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>>27126172
DO
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>>27126534
YOU
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>>27126497
High levels, lures and luck. I have a coworker who caught a 900 Snorlax on his porch. I heard lures are the best way to get them once you're a higher level, though.
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>>27126545
POOP
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>>27126364
There's a Semicircle Meter on top of all your Pokemon, that's a meter that compares how powerful your Pokemon is to what its maximum power can be at your Player level. When you increase your level, you'll notice the CP stays the same, but the meter looks lower, thats because you have more room to power up. Evolution will increase the CP of a Pokemon, but its place on that meter will stay the same, this is because it has the same percentage of its maximum CP as before, but the evolved states are just inherently more powerful.

When you catch wild pokemon, look at where it is on that meter, if it's close to max, evolve that one, as it will require less stardust to fully power up once it is evolved.
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>>27126604
FROM?
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>>27126441
I've been putting Lures in Pokestops next to Water (Make sure it's blue on the map) and have been catching nice Water Types.

People say Gas Stations are hotspots for Fire Types, and that Grass types hang around Parks, but I don't know how true that is.
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>>27125617
> WAAAAAHHHHH I DONT WANT TO MEET PEOPLE
> WAAAAAHHHHH ONLY A FEW PEOPLE CAN PLAY MY GAME
> WAAAAAHHHHH I WAS HERE FIRST
When you don't lose your virginity, or at least make an irl friend, don't say we didn't warn you.
Also the game has been only out for a week. Stop acting like this is an exclusive club you fucking NEET.
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>>27126683
Why are you on 4chan?
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>>27126622
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>>27125641
>living in Florida
>not considering suicide
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>>27126702
I get to have odd discussions with odd people.I've been here for awhile now. Why do you ask?
> inb4 plebbit fag
reddit is cancer.
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Pokemon Go is the secound coming of our lord Nintendo. Will DS games become niche?
www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jul/12/nintendo-shares-investors-gotta-catch-em-all-pokemon-go
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>>27124818
all the more chance to go hatch those 9 eggs anon
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>>27126875
I asked because you're shaming people for being NEETs and virgins, when 4chan is made by NEETs and virgins for NEETs and virgins.

You don't have to be either to enjoy 4chan but complaining about people being NEETs here is like complaining about people posting anime reaction images here.
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>>27124052
Nintendo won't abandon the main series of games and handhelds for phone games. People say handhelds are dead, but the 3DS is basically the only thing keeping them afloat right now, not counting Sm4sh's brief WiiU craze. And yes, the Vita is fucking dead on arrival; Nintendo has 0 competition in the Handheld market. Mobile games are not Handheld games, and they know that. The technology just isn't there to make pokemon phone games that are as good as the handheld games.
If anything, Go will have either no effect on the sale of Sun and Moon or will slightly improve the sales, as I've seen a couple people here and there showing interest in getting back into the games after never having played pokemon or not having played since gen 1.
I find Go incredibly boring and contentless, but I am not worried about it killing the main series. It's also very much a fad thing, and people will probably stop playing it before winter.

Also, the notion that it would kill the main franchise hinges on the idea that they would move /all/ of their many different dev teams to JUST making Go, which is ridiculous. At most, they'll just keep Niantic working on these while the usual teams work on mystery dungeon, main series games, remakes, other spinoffs, etc. Literally the only people who would think there's any danger are people who have no idea how game development or Nintendo work.
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>>27127075
We shame everyone here bro. Plus the animu hate is either ironic shitposting or reddit fags spreading cancer.
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If you guys want to try me and my friends got some pokemon go team shirts (http://pokemongotshirts.co/) so we can add to the lore of the game and see if we can get more people wearing them to make the teams more significant (Team Yellow FTW).
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>>27127300
> WAAAAAHHHHH I DONT WANT TO MEET PEOPLE
> WAAAAAHHHHH ONLY A FEW PEOPLE CAN PLAY MY GAME
> WAAAAAHHHHH I WAS HERE FIRST

stop posting like that nobody enjoys them and nobody thinks they're worth it
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>>27126608
so that means by leveling up you just increase the maximum of the powerup bar?

So what's the point in powering up your pokemom instead of insta evolving it?
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Just a quick question, can Pokemon Go be transferred to a micro SD card?
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I'm on the fence about my area. Excluding Grimer and Muk, I have at least one stage of every poison type from RBY. My street tends to spawn oddish fairly often and I've leveled up a 500+ Vileplume from it.

Otherwise there are a lot of birds and bugs along with a few water types. I guess to be expected living on a lake. Eevee here and there. I have a flareon and jolteon via evolution.

I'd very much like to get some more variety though. If I could find snorlax and dratini is be very happy.

My only real complaint is that I can't reliably hatch eggs with the app open. I completely understand why they didn't tie egg hatching to a pedometer but it would be nice to hatch my eggs while I'm on my stationary bike or getting my steps in at work while I'm in my feet 7-9 hours a day in a small building.
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>>27127364
I only see you complaining. Besides I said it like that since >>27125617 was acting like a pretentious fuck.
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>>27127581
Please answer
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>>27127553
There is no point. I always evolve first to check movesets (CP is the only thing maintained during evolution, every other move and stat is rerolled), then power up after that.

It's there for people who don't have enough candies to evolve, and want to Power up their pokemon I guess
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Honestly the game isn't that bad, it's got it's flaws but as a collectathon it's pretty addicting.

It just sucks living in an area where every pokestop is a 10 minute walk away from eachother.

The real issue with this game is how it turns shitters, who previously couldn't move their ass from their chair except for food, into fucking exercise snobs in only one day.

"Just don't be lazy and go for a walk :^)"
Motherfucker, the last time you took a walk in the middle of the day for no goddamn reason, the World Trade Center was still standing. Don't give me that shit.
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They should drip feed new mons (3-4 at a time) from random generations at a monthly/bimonthly rate and not tell anyone what they are. They should also add mons on holidays - Luvdisc on Valentine's Day for example.
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>>27125193
>suburbs
>cross country

Underage B& leave
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>>27127884
If other apps can, then pokemon go can
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Meanwhile this person takes his frustration out on Pokemon GO
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>>27126411
dratini is rare as fuck
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Does the day of the week determine what pokemon will show up? I spent a few hours in one spot today and yesterday shooting the shit and setting lures and yesterday there were a ton of clefairy. Today there were none, but there were suddenly a ton of meowth.
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What determines what eevee evolves into?
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>>27124070
I just want wooper and quagsire.

I don't want any other pokemon.
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>>27125413
Worked all day today with no issues w/ servers.
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whats better, body slam or hyperbeam?
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>>27129856
rng
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When I try logging in with the old giogle account it just loads forever. Why? I can proceed with a new acc but not the old one? Anyone knows how to fix it and why it happens?
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>>27130097
dig for coverage
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>>27129856
If its CP is odd, flareon.
If its CP is even, flareon.
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>>27124052
>Is this a truly successful app?
Well no fucking duh.
>Is the level of success it's seeing going to die down?
Not any time soon. Simply for the sake of pure volume it's accumulated.
>Is this app as a whole good or detrimental to the quality of future installments in the main series?
About as much effect on the main series as the stadium series did.
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Been getting tired of these asshole rare pokemon. There's a Squirle around where I live that pops up and disappears every 30 minutes or so. And Pikachus too.

Then there was a god damn Pinsir that decided to show itself in my living room only to run away after the first ball.

Rarest thing I have right now is a Vuplix.
Also, how do you determine what pokemon to evolve? Highest CP? Best skills?
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>>27128144
>10 mins

An hour round trip to hit three of them.

What I decided to do instead is camp out by one and steal wifi from a nearby restaurant to avoid burning through my data plan so fast.
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>>27124052
It's only out in 3 countries. It will only get bigger.
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>>27130180

Amount of CP bar filled. Moves change with evolution.
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>>27124052
TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON GO!

https://www.twitch tv/twitchpokemongo
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>>27130204
RIP Pokemon, he died so young, only 20 years old. On his tombstone was written "fuck mobile" and possibly some offensive slurs about autistic people
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>lake across the street
>went to see if anyone is actually playing
>almost every person there is playing
>giant groups of people moving to take over gyms and farm pokestops
>75% 18+ year olds
Holy shit, the normies are eating this shit up. I saw a bunch of hot girls playing too.
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>>27130211
I knew this was an inevitability, but I'm still heavily disappointed with humanity.
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>join up with a group of strangers to go find Pikachus that are supposedly by the Art Museum near where I'm hanging out
>end up finding the pikachus
>also find a Scyther
>game freezes when I go to catch Scyther
>everyone else gets it
>later on I'm driving home
>see another Scyther
>try to track it down
>phone dies before I can find it

Why can't I just get a Scyther god dammit?
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>>27124509
Haha that's a good one.
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I haven't been able to log in with my PTC account since I updated the app. Ugh.
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>>27130642
It got an update?
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>>27130687
Yup. A supposed bug fix/stability patch/making it so Google has less access to your info.

Except that the PTC login stability translates to "nobody can login." It's on the iOS App Store
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>reddit and sjw normies are all over team valor and mystic
>tfw team instinct is the real MAGA team
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>>27130211
They're just gonna get banned
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>>27124052
>went to del taco for cheap lunch (work break)
>bought 3 tostadas
>got in car, phone vibrates
>Exeggutor outta nowhere
>throw ball & started the car
>caught that punk with 1 poke ball

next time I go there, I'll get that Chansey near the ATM machine
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>about to evolve my venonat
>phone vibrates
>venonat 200 levels higher than the one I was going to evolve shows up

Good timing.
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>>27124070
They will probably introduce them by gen to milk it, whenever a new gen comes out ppl will go ut again to trymand catch them.
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I stopped in front of someone's house to get a Caterpie and they opened their door and said "gotta catch em all!" and went back inside.
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Fuckin' Toronto.

Drowzees are god damn EVERYWHERE (farmed up a 427 Hypno at level 5) but other than that it's largely the same old stuff.

Found a couple of Horseas though, I wouldn't mind a nice Seadra. Got lucky and found a single Rhyhorn, Voltorb, and Dratini. Saw a Squirtle and Taurus pop up nearby while at work and couldn't do anything. It was quite frustrating.

All I even want is an Abra though.
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>Kids are going to be surprised when they find out Pokemon Go is based on a video game series
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>>27124070
They should do a popularity poll
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>>27125695
UU
>UU
Th-th-thanks M-Morty
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>>27129546
Dammit I missed it. That was the latest episode?
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Holy shit! Someone else is playing near me! I honestly didn't think anyone would be in Edmonton.

... anyone else from Edmonton here?
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>>27125641
As a Floridian myself, i'll tell you to either suck it up, or walk around 6 pm.
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>See a magnamite on nearby list
>FUCK YEAR
>hunt it down
>find it in the mall parking lot
>tap it
>game freezes
>restart
>Magnamite is gone

FUCK THIS BUGGY ASS GAME REEEEEE
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>>27125102
>p2w

It's more "pay for convenience". You can buy a lot of incense, but it doesn't beat walking in most cases.
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>>27125387
Place in my town with 24 pokestops. Not even a big town
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I can't pay off my data plan till Friday and I really want to play pokemon Go.

I really just want to go walk around, but that'll be of no use obviously. Anyone have any luck walking around their house or the like?
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>>27125102
>drive

Okay, you just missed the whole point of the game then. Good job.
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It's been like this for a while. I think it happened while I was catching another mon. Am I fucked?
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>>27130357
What are you talking about? It is amazing.
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>>27125397
>>This is almost inevitable.

No thank you. It's the point of the game and I respect it for that, but this part will be without me. I like farming way more anyway.
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>>27131264
Yeah bro. Gimme your Pokemon.
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>>27131384
It's combining two cancers together. I suppose that could be considered "amazing" in a way, like how the destructive power of a nuclear bomb is amazing, but it's still very bad that it exists.
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>>27130211
I was wondering when they would do this. They've been way faster than I expected
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I was told two things. #1 the teams do different things: Yellow gets better eggs, Blue has better evolutions, and Red has better power ups.

I think this is related to more stable cp I can only speak for blue, but when I evolve a piggotto from 220ish cp it gave me about 537ish cp piggyot. #2 CP is based on player level and power ups are less effective around 70-80% of the fill bar ( arc ).

Has anyone seen a shiny? and I hope you can item trade or exchange candies like 4 to 1 for pokemon you hatch.
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>>27131333
I started playing about 24 hours ago and I'm a level 7 without leaving my house. I have one of those rustling leaves things on my house though
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>>27131375
Happened to me with two 5km eggs, give it a minute or 2. Walk for a few minutes and it will happen.
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this was my 10k egg

feelsgood
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>>27131490
i'm red and I evolve a 200 something pidgetto to 760 pidgeot
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>>27124052
>No TMs
>No Move Tutor
>No Raid Boss yet
>Barely a difference between a Magikarp with CP 5000 and a Dragonite with CP 5000
>No Post Gen 1

Hope the game gets good soon.
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>>27131375
Probably a (very big) delay. I often have them with level up, too
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>>27131366
Tell me why you or anybody on this board would want to walk more than a mile in 95+ degree weather to play some shit app instead of their ACTUAL FUCKING POKEMON GAMES?
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Fuck this app

>see pikachu on street
>FUCKYES.JPG
>throw ball to catch it
>try like 5 different times cause it keeps breaking out
>finally snatched it
>stillborn bug

This shit is fucking annoying. Stupid smug pokeball just sits there with frozen screen
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Does it feel weird for you guys that pokemon is this popular again? For awhile it seemed like it got to be a pretty niche hobby but now its past the level of when it first came out and people were going crazy buying cards.
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MFW I can spam 2 pokestops from home and have 3 gyms in a 2 KM radius. Feels good man
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>>27131530
Where you from?

Jynx is pretty common in parts of Toronto so it's weird seeing someone happy to get one. Especially from a 10km egg.
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>>27131616
california
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>>27131606
It's really bizarre especially when people come up to me to ask if I've seen/found a certain pokemon they're tracking.
Honestly didn't expect every other person to be playing this shit.
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Is it better to evolve 3 Nidorans or make 1 nidoking assuming I don't have a nidoking yet
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>>27126497
snorlax might be egg. eeveelutions just get a massive power jump for how easy they are to get
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Honestly, I never thought Pokemon Go would be as popular as it is. Also never thought it would be the most popular game to date. I thought most people wouldn't care about it since Pokemon is mainly targeted towards kids. But to not only see kids and mostly ADULTS, fucking adults with children of their own and full time jobs playing this so vehemently is mind boggling. I thought Pokemon wasn't cool anymore. I thought the graphics would turn people away. How is this possible? Is this really a new Pokemon craze all over again? It fucking feels like I'm in the late 90;s again. I'm seeing this shit on the news. POKEMON IS ON THE FUCKING NEWS. IN THE CURRENT YEAR. In the midst of all this BLM, ISIS killing shit, there's fucking Pokemon. Is it okay for me to declare that I love Pokemon to normies now? Can I dust off my Ash Ketchum hat and wear it outside without getting weird looks? Is it acceptable to be a real "nerd" now? Does this mean that I can I go outside and meet a girl, an actual girl that likes Pokemon? Just what the hell is happening?
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Info on this? http://nr.news-republic.com/Web/ArticleWeb.aspx?regionid=3&articleid=68569651&source=drive
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>>27126319
I caught two Mew since it came out.

Haven't run across one since.

fml.
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>>27131576
I had this happen 3 times today and almost threw my phone against a wall. Get your shit together Niantic!!
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>>27131661
I want to wear my zubat toque but it's fucking 30 degrees C outside.

I hope the game is still popular this winter.
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What the hell is happening with the types here? My beedrill slaughtered 3 pokemons at a gym including a 350 cp magneton while being 200 itself, Iand it was with a poison attack so it should have been terrible on it, not useless since this isn't a thing in go but at the very least weak. Not normal or even effective.
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>servers down
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>>27131570
Phoenix??
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That's a spicy meme Niantic, good one.
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>>27131661
People who were huge fans in the 90' are adults now. This alone explains a lot of things.
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>servers down

JUST
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>>27131754
Since it's the case for a lot of people right now and apparently everywhere (at the very least both in europe and the us) I wonder if it's for the update
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>>27131536 Well hope they update it to be so because teams are meaningless other than being different communities.
Also what lvl are you because that might not be as accurate as my test with a friend. His pokemon were at the same cp but evolved into less.
If you can hatch a charmander how da hell do you find a desert location in FL. I have the heat but no charmander locations :(
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>>27124052
>Game developer Niantic has said their plan in the future is to update the game bi-weekly. But they’re unlikely to introduce any major new features until the game’s connections problems are sorted in America and it launches in the rest of the world.

If this is true, Go is definitely going to be worth it.
Getting an Android next week! I'd rather a gynoid 2 bee aych
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>>27131729
>30c
you are a pussy try catching pokemons at 45c
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Bout to hit lvl 15 - when do I git gud?
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>out of great balls
>out of berries
>at level 14 so fucking everything is running from me and breaking out of balls
>live in an area where pokestops are sparsely located and you have to drive upwards of an hour to do a circle route that hits a reasonable number of them

God damn I'm really starting to get frustrated with this. I lost an 871 CP Tentacruel because all I had were pokeballs and it broke out of three and ran.
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>>27131805
What phone are you getting?
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>>27131804
that's the point of team you know. Competition. Otherwise people would create tiers and everyone would go in the "best" one. Theoretically if you care about this it's supposed to be an ideology split (but a lot of people just take their favorite color and skip the text)
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>>27131804
lv 15
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>>27131822
lvl 30 minimum
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So frustrated trying to find charmanders. I'd pay for charmander candy at this point, so I think I know what they'll add to the shop next.
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>>27131805
It IS true. Check here http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/07/11/pokemon-go-team-discusses-successes-challenges-and-the-future-niantic.aspx?PostPageIndex=2
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>>27125102
You sound like the fag who uses a gameshark to make his characters all level 99 and then complains the game is too easy Until you get to FF8 and get a random level 100 TRexaur to shit on your face
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>>27131570
Because being outside and talking to others on my college campus is fun. Most of them are frat bros, but they're still alright.
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>>27131375
This is what came from my egg. I spent 3 days and walked about 30 miles for this. And it's weaker than a wild eevee I had already caught and leveled up to flareon already.

I hate this shit game.
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>>27131661
I've seen dozens of girls my age (mid 20's) playing and I'm sure soon enough I'll have the courage to go up to one of them...
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>>27131895
Maybe you'll get a bid and can pledge a frat. Stop being A GDI faggot
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>>27131842
Yea I get the basic Idea but would giving the teams those traits break the game? Red would get better 'end game', but getting eggs could be could all around for sparing dust while evolving would also spare dust. It would be only slightly different, but give the players a choice which can't be that bad..
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>>27131804
>Well hope they update it to be so because teams are meaningless other than being different communities.

They already are meaningless, what team you join has no affect on eggs or battling. It only matters for holding gyms with your team
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>tfw buy 14,500 pokecoins and look down on the plebs
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>>27131807
Are you wearing a toque in that weather?
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so when should I use incense?
whenever?
like at home?

I'm feeling lazy atm but wanna catch mons
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>>27131828
Fuck if I know, I'm still on my father's plan but we all want to get rid of it, so we're going next week to upgrade into a new plan and get good phones. Hopefully my clumsy ass doesnt break the damn thing in 5 minutes or get it stolen. Thats why I dont have one yet already
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>>27131966
Near poke stops with lures already in use seems to be good.
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Can we all agree 5km eggs are the worst?
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If an update releases, will my phone update to it if I downloaded the apk to get GO? or will I have to download a new apk?
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i want to go back to team no color

>>27131966
home and when stop doesn't crash often and >>27131986
this
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>>27130102
I heard it was moveset
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>>27131982
If you guys go for the top end phones, get an LG v10 or a Galaxy S7.
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>>27131490
>#1 the teams do different things: Yellow gets better eggs, Blue has better evolutions, and Red has better power ups.
This doesn't seem true.

>>27131490
>#2 CP is based on player level
This IS true

>>27131490
>power ups are less effective around 70-80% of the fill bar
What do you mean "less effective"? It's a flat numerical increase every time, isn't it
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>>27132008
You heard that yes but it's random.
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>>27132006
server*
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>>27131950
Kill yourself buyfag
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>>27131994

Nope, got a 334 Cubone out of one today.
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Do Water Pokemon really come out more during overcast weather, or is that a myth? I know you'll find them close to water, or is that a Myth too?
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>>27131927
Literally nothing wrong with being GDI. Literally everything wrong with being in a social frat.
>>27132039
>Cubone
They're all over the place. More proof 5km eggs suck.
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>>27132046

Nope, I live in an area with lots of little lakes and ponds and I find a shitload of Krabbys, Staryus, Poliwags and Magikarps.
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Anyone know where dratini spawn in central park? Or at least NYC? I really need a main that isn't a shitty useless bug like Pinsir.
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>>27132053
I haven't seen a single cubone and I'm lvl 10, you're probably just in a particular area with a lot of them
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>>27130131
Wait...no Jolteon...how the fuck they gonna dis Instinct?
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>>27132046
whenever i go near my lake i get staryus. like every time.
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for some reason, I want to help yellow take over blue gyms despite being red
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>>27132053

Maybe for you, I haven't even seen a silhouette of one here.
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>>27125641
I played for 2 hours when it was 90 degrees and raining, dude. Just go outside and be the very best.
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I'm still team no team waiting for the dust to settle. Feels good mang
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>>27129856
Possible. I think the hour does even outside of the obvious day/night. I have very different pokemons at 9' and at 17' so the day ouldn't be surprising since it's easy to do on a cell phone and the main games had it
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>>27125695
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>>27132057
>>27132071
Alright, There's a Fountain at my Campus that the Map for some reason actually considers a body of water, I found a Staryu there once as my only Non-egg water type pokemon. There's two Pokestops right next to it, so I'll Lure those, pop an incense and just chill there for a half hour.
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WHAT TEAM DO I PICK
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>apartment in NYC
>4 pokestops right outside my door
>can access 2 of them from my bed

lmao holy shit this game is amazing bros
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>>27132057
>>27132071
>>27132159

I was just wondering if I should wait for an overcast day to do it, but I'm sure the weather is probably a myth, like Grass PKMN in the Park and Fire PKMN at Gas Stations.
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>>27131932
Yes in the end it would. It's already the case right now with the first people that started playing, it would make it even worse. It's always like that wth "serious gaming" Even if you have an advantage in the mid game, if in the end every single gym have an HARDCORE GAMERZ LOLOLOL playing with a flowchart kicking your ass, anyone playing just to have fun will be annoyed pretty quickly. While it's already the case right now it's because of where you live/bad luck, not because of a deliberate choice to make one team overpowered.
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>>27132192
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I HAVE TO WALK HALF A MILE TO GET TO A POKESTOP
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Can you find lucky eggs and Lures in Pokestops?
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>>27131661
relax. this is prolly the new trivia crack.
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Who here /leaderoftengyms/?
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I've played this game for about 2 hours, and I already hate it. What a horribly imbalanced design. I literally live on top of a pokestop, and I have friends near areas that spit out absurd amounts of rare pokemon. How is someone in a rural or suburban area supposed to compete with that unfair advantage? The game punishes people for living in the wrong place? It would make more sense if pokestops were delayed by distance travelled, instead of a set timer, to actually encourage the travel thing they keep harping on. Also, the pokemon should be requested client-side, instead of having a server dish them out based on geography (Why the fuck are pokemon more abundant inside a city than in the actual countryside, anyway? It doesn't make canonical sense).

But that's not even the worst part. Isn't catching shit-tons of pokemon only to store them away, never to see them again, totally antithetical to the whole "power of friendship" message the series has espoused for years?
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WHEN DO THE POKEMON GET BETTER
I'M FUCKING LEVEL 18 AND ITS THE SAME SHIT FROM WHEN I WAS LEVEL 7
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>>27132010
I'll get a zenphone 2 for Go and VR. The main problem is that this stupid game doesn't fucking work with intel atom for now. damn.
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I finally did it
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am I the only one who keeps getting fuckin 'unable to authenticate?' it's been six hours and I live in the US east, but everyone nearby i've talked to says they can access no problem.
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>>27132190
Valour is for retarded babbies that can't decide anything for themselves
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>yellow UI upon selecting Instinct
ugh, glad this is an alt
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>Bag is maxed out
welp
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>>27125695

Can you not talk like a nigger?
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haha silly guy, showed up in my bathroom
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>>27132071
I never saw ANY water pokemon in ANY body of water nearby. Is anything "blue" on the map considered "body of water" or something?
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>>27131896
>walked 30 miles to hatch at max a 10km egg

ok sure
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>>27132305
HORSE DICK
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>Live in Cali
>Niggers literally will attack people if they got near their lured stops
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>>27132190

You've got a choice between :

>Team Valoser
>Team Mystake
>Team Instinct
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>>27132305
>cut
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>>27132305

>tfw 4 inch penis

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
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>3 tracks
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>>27132274
Because the main games are totally about POWER AND FRIENDSHIP!!. The only character applying that instead of catching dozens of poke and storing them in a PC may be N, sadly. While the game talk a lot about it it never apply it, a pokemon's happinness is useless except for return/evo
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>>27132346
>tfw
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>>27132274
People ~~~supposedly~~~ can add Pokestops/Gyms by adding them to google maps as landmarks/places of interest/whatever.
I've seen multiple people say this, but haven't been able to try since Go hasn't been released in my country. Still worth a try, though.
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>>27132322
>>Team Instinct
Team Extinct*
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>>27132318
>live in NorCal
>everyone playing is mexican or 12 yrs old or both
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>>27132350
rivals in the later gens tend to be all about friendship.
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>CP 550 ponyta just ran away from me


i want to die
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>>27132339
People who complain about their dick size haven't been with a lot of women.
I'm 7 inches, and it kind of sucks. Sure, it looks nice, but having a girl reject you once she sees your dick because she's afraid it will hurt is not fun. Even worse is if you're already fucking and she asks to stop because your dick is too big.
I would kill to be just two inches less in length and maybe a slightly smaller girth.
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Snorlax just waltzed into my fucking house

WTF
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>>27132016
So the arc over your pokemon is the amount of cp you can put into it and the closer it comes over towards the right the less effective (lower amount you get) in cp per power up. This changes every time you level the bar gets bigger. I don't fully understand how some pokemon have higher cp over others, but it might be based on how high they are when you caught them. IE Starters are worthless shit.
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>>27132409
Are u falseflagging or r u serious?

At least it dont slip out
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>>27132287
BASED BUGBRO.

FUCK ME FOR FORGETTING BEEDRILL IS IN THIS GAME.
Still mad Crobat isnt honestly
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>>27132415
>wifi
>phone charging

It's legit bros. How the fuck did you get so lucky?? What level are you
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Anyone else hatch a lapras?
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>>27132190
the one that is number 2 in your area
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>>27125413
Had some issues near 7th and fig, servers were down but now, everything is running smooth
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>>27132437
True anon, I miss having crobatman
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>>27132438
I've had an incense up for a while now, ever since I got to level 12 they started attracting better mons.
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You made the correct choice, right /vp/?
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>>27124052
What is this game missing?
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>>27132492
KEKS
U
C
K
S
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>>27132496
Trading, battling outside of gyms, training through battling

besides that nothing
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It's just some dumb fun with a lot of potential. Pokestops regen in 2 minutes or so, so it is hard to call this game a pay to win. You have to stick to towns if you really want to have fun with it. Fighting sucks at the moment. I just wish it didn't freeze and glitch up so frequently. So far I'm having fun with it. If you're disappointed by it you clearly expected too much from it.
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>>27132496
Muh waifu(s)
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>>27132523
Doesn't look like you can get any of the good shit (lucky eggs and incense) from stops, and trainer level directly influences the power of your pokemon, so it's pretty pay2win.
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This is what I get around my house, these 3 overlapping stops is only 3 blocks away too. A lot of landmarks here turned into stops and gyms because it's a historical area alongside the ohio river. Also yeah, that big ass river is basically free magikarp.
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>>27132542

It already has two.
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>>27132496
any redeeming game mechanic?
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> just getting off work
> just as I walk through the door a hot chick that sometimes comes in comes in and says "why are you getting off so early"
> being a 5'6 130 pound 4/10 I am stunned at this remark, that someone good looking of the opposite gender cares to see me
> I reply: did you want me to ring you up?
> no it's just that your always here when I'm here
Strange as fuck experience,next time she comes in I'll have to ask if she plays Pokemon and ask if she wants to go Pokemon hunting sometime,

any experiences with qts and Pokemon go that you guys have?
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>>27132565
Muk can't be a waifu anon
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>>27132542
but Nidoqueen is in this game.
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>>27132433
I'm serious.
There's nothing more irritating than a kid complaining about having a small dick.
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>>27132602
Everyone makes a big deal about having a big dick, everyone knows the jokes. no one wants to be a small cock. its embarrassing when you whip out a 4-5 incher
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>>27132582
I caught a Pokemon as I was cleaning bathrooms too, it was pretty cool, been selling lots of phone power banks, this 40 year old dad was telling me how he has been staying up until 1 in the morning to catch em all.
Anyways I am done blogging, I'll go an hero outside now
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>>27132620
Girls don't want something ripping them open though.
I don't give a shit about what guys think of my dick, I care about the gender that is actually going to be using it.
Hence why I hate being endowed.
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Post the cringiest normie memes you can find
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>>27132584

I know Candela is shit, but there's no need to me rude, Anon.
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>>27125695
>>
this game makes me feel really bad for two reasons.

1) Normies are taking over my hobby.
2) I can't partake because I like indawoods and the only way I've been able to see a pokemon period is by using incense.
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Fuck this fucking garbage mobile game. And anybody who play it.
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>>27131570
I did it in 92 and rain. Just depends on how badly you want to be a polemon master.
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>>27132922
>Normies are taking over my hobby

Where have you been the past ten years? Vidya has been a normalfag thing since the emergence of the hipster and the go-to franchises have always been Zelda and Pokemon.

Well baited, faget.
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>>27132922
Why would you want to see a Pokemon period? You some kind of disgusting fetishist?
>>
arent we all beta testers?
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>>27132922
Use a location spoofer bro, I live innawoods and had to resort to that. This is what they get for fucking over us rural fags
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>>27132653
I guess so, but I personally have heard many girls brag about riding big cock, or bragging about their boyfriends dick size.
>>
>catching rats, birds and insects all day
>occasionally an Eevee or something
>use incest
>moar shitmons, great
>suddenly Exeggcutor pops up
>??? CP
>OMFG IS THIS REAL
>throw ball at it
>as soon as the ball hits the ground freezes
>IT WAS IN THE BALL NIANTIC I SWEAR TO GOD
>restart game, look for Exeggcutor
>it's not there, get mad
>about a minute later it shows up
>never felt so happy over a pokemon game
>mfw it's 1478 CP
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>>27131674
Prove it.
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>>27131881
>Implying I would ever cheat in any game except for event items like oaks letter in platinum

Well I never
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>>27131895
Nothing but bad experiences with people in Greek life, and I used to have tons of frat friends. Just not my crowd anymore.
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>incest is useless

great game nintendo i just waited 30 mins and not a single mon
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>Work has 3 pokestops in range and has Pokemon spawn in it
>Severs go down and have stayed down for my entire shift 3 times in a row now

I can't wait for Niantic to fix there shit already.
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So my area has at least 20 pokestops in a 5 minute walk viscinity
but whenever I walk around, no pokes appear? I walk to the shaking grass and nothing there. When I go near my work theres fuck tons
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>>27133015
Eh, I had a former girlfriend who would just say stuff like that to look cool to her girlfriends. They know they're supposed to enjoy taking huge dick so they just play that up even when in reality all they do is complain when a big dig is inside them.
After me and said girlfriend broke up I fucked three of her friends and only one of them didn't complain about the size, and she was a weird one.

I've 25 and have been with 13 women. (most all within the last three years) only a few of them actually enjoyed my dick and they were either really loose or crazy.
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>>27133246
Oh. I don't feel as bad now honestly.

Well, thank you. Not feeling so insecure now
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>>27126045
C H I C A G O
H
I
C
A
G
O
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>mfw motherfuckers wearing autistic shirts of their team started sneering in disgust towards the other teams
This could be worse if duel and trading goes live
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I need a witty name for my trainer, please help.
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>>27133150
>>incest
try to say that to your mom

https://www.inverse.com/article/18121-north-korea-pokemon-go-gym-dmz-south-korea

who's up for this one? Without spoofing?
>>
>Be a girl hanging out at the park today
>See a cute looking non spergy well dressed hipster dude playing
>I strike up conversation with him about the game
>Conversation is going well and we're sharing tips
>He asks me what team I am
>Valor
>He scoffs and walks off
He was Instinct btw.
This game is bringing out the worst in people.
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>>27133386
are you a landwhale? thats probably why if so.
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>>27133330
>>27133386
can't wait for the team sneers and disgust towards others soon!
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>>27133386
Should've said "team suck-your-dick-behidn-that-tree" or been less slutty and just said Team-[Phone-number]"
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>on campus trying to battle a gym to kill time
>guy comes up to talk about me about the game
>okay cool
>he won't stop talking about pokemon
>get up to meet professor
>he follows
>get to professor's office
>he stays outside
>in there for about 2 hours to work on a project
>step out to piss
>HE'S STILL THERE
>immediately gets up to talk to me more about Pokemon
>follows me into the bathroom and talks about Pokemon while I piss and he stands in a corner of the bathroom
>fast walk back to office and close door on him
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS
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>>27133386
Stupid dumb valor scum
>>
>>27133386
>>27133330
this is why Splatoon team colors are randomized.
Teams Pink and Teal masterrace.
>>
>>27133435
I'm 5'3 and 120 pounds.
Not a supermodel, but I'm not anywhere close to fat.
>>
Can someone explain how the semi cirle next to the CP work? Whats good and whats not, when should I evolve/power up? Thanks in advance!
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>>27133483
>120 pounds
>not fat

I'm 6'2 and 140.
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>>27133483
Pics, then.
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>>27133483
That's pretty fucking fat chodelett
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>>27133504
You're nearly 10 inches higher than me, retard-san.
>>27133505
This is 4chan and arguably the most autistic board. Do you think I'm retarded?
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so what team is where i am allowed to shout the imperium of man and call people heretics?
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Anyone else seen this in the egg screen yet?
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>>27133483
ok fatty
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>>27133495
The arc is the bar that fills. The closer the bar is to the right the worst the power up. Also think that pokemon have either different cp or captured at higher cp have a better max cp... Might have something to do with rarity. No one seems to know.
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>>27133533
Exactly. 120 is fat for 5'3. it's actually borderline obese. My GF is 80lbs
>>
It's not to late to uninstall. Free yourself from this shit you fat fucks.
>>
>>27133483
>5'3
>120 pounds.
>I'm not anywhere close to fat

Thank you, Anon, I needed a good kek.
>>
>>27133564
Valor or death
>>
Finally got a lucky egg and I'm curious as to how to go about using it. All your pokemon get experience based on how much pokemon you catch? Is exp the same ad raising CP or is it different? And then I can somehow mass evolve them how?

>>27133604
>The people who go outside and travel around are the fat fucks
Anon you must be mistaken.
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>>27133483
>I'm 5'3 and 120 pounds.
Geez... Well maybe Pokemon Go will do you some good.
Nobody is going to want to fuck you like that, Jynx.
>>
>>27133331
FaggiusMaximus

youre welcome.
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>>27133330
Could be funny if people can do this while staying civilized.
Who am I kidding.

Go will probably become the first NEET dating app.
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>>27133593
120 and 5'3 I'd bang and obese for women is higher than men. Ur pretend gf is a fuckin skelton.
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>>27133386
You made the right choice anon.

Red or Dead.
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A simple Google search revealed this woman who is 5'3 and 120 pounds.
How is this fat?
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>>27133386
Welcome in the real world, Neo.
And I'll teach you something: people in the real world will act the SAME WAY!
It's more of a problem about people and less of a problem with go to be honest.
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Been going through in 98degree weather this whole week,got 3 shades darker, probably lost afew pounds and just hit 50km with mix of walking and riding bike.

I feel better than I have in a long time, thanks Nitanic
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>>27133679
I'd wreck it, but that's still fucking fat.
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>>27133679
>cerrypicked
>still fat

Nigga I've been to America, I know you have healthy women there so quit deluding yourself.
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>>27133679
She's ""chubby"" for this height/weight. Usually depending of your body you're even thinner. Not that most of 4chan have a frame of reference for that.
>>
It's a great game. It forces the nostalgic poketards to interact with normies. Although I'm just waiting for one of you sick fucks to lure in and kidnap some kid to molest. The normies will move on soon enough but hopefully some of you cringing autists will have made some lasting friendships from it.
At the very least, you left your rancid hovels for a while and circulated your milkshake-consistency, stagnant, coagulated blood around your flabby bodies.
Thanks for reading
>>
>>27133679
That is fat. You just don't know the difference between anymore because of all the obesity in America.
>>
when will duels happen?

Or trading so I can jew things up by selling pokemmons
>>
>>27133639
If you need pokemon go to go outside you are a lazy shit.
>>
>>27132999
I can't get one to work. No one has really written a correct guide on how to do it, and I'm stuck at the stage where you need to hide that you have mock locations set on.
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>>27133483
>>27133657
>>27133679

Wew, looks like the threads over, lads. Better post your keks now before she eats it.
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>>27133750
The game giving you more incentive to go outside doesn't inherently mean people weren't before, and even if they didn't there is really nothing to look down on for finally having the motivation to get the slightest bit active.
>>
>>27133737
Male, 185cm, 75 kg. Sure is obese here.
This being said even if it only help theoretically, say, 1% of people, it's good. The bad part is that people will probably not move their ass again once they get tired of the game. And go will not teach them to be more cautious about food which is even more important.
>>
>>27133679
looks chubby to me
>>
>>27133483
>>27133386
He could probably smell the Mcdonalds on your breath.
Us Instinct have no use for those who can't even take care of their own bodies.
>>
RANKINGS FUCKING WHEN?
DUEL AND GROUP BATTLE when?
WORLD EVENTS FUCKING WHNE?
>>
>Be a 5'10 male, 129 pounds
>Everybody calls me a skeleton or a heroin junkie
I don't understand this thread.
>>
>>27133695
theses posts always look strange when you come from a country working in celsius until you get what they're talking about. Like, wtf?
>>
WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY 1000+ POKEMON I'M LEVEL 17
>>
any girl over 4 feet and 60 pounds is too big for 4chan.
>>
>>27133679
>thighs touching
>lumpy stomach
>muffin top
Let me guess, it was a 'before' photo?
>>
>>27133858
7 inches in height is a lot to compare weights you dumbass.
>>
>>27133876

Did you get that salt from all your cheesey crackers?
>>
Fuck this game. It should be banned from /vp/. Anybody who plays it is a fag enabler.
>>
>>27133858
Half a foot of difference and the other gender.
A tall girl can easily be 95-110 pounds. not the healthiest weight but not death either. No guy over 12 should ever be nearly 105 pounds
>>
Is PTC only having trouble again, or are the servers still completely down?
>>
>>27133930
Boo da fuckin hoo.
>>27133876
Looks like midget fucking is the only thing appreciated anymore.
>>
Playing this piss poor excuse for a pokemon game means you should be euthanized.
>>
>>27134008
well, the size of them and their "woman" put together must come to normal, I guess.
>>
>>27134023
>>27133930
>being this salty you dont have an android or iPhone
Sorry we're not all poorfags like you lol
>>
haven't seen that much salt since shuffle and of the games like that. It's pretty funny.
>>
>>27134087
Maybe he has a windows phone.

Which is even more of a reason to be euthanized
>>
Pokemon go fuck yourself. Pay to win bullshit. That you fucks will eat up because of how much you love sucking Niantic's dick.
>>
If I'm next to someone who uses an incense, will I benefit from it?
>>
>>27134146
>pay to win

Oh god this again. I guess you're just too lazy to move your ass then, is that it?
>>
>>27133859
37C/98F Do I really have to convert it for you?
>>
>>27134174
Never heard anything about this one but since the pokemons are supposed to be the same for everyone, I guess so?

It raises a good number of questions about if it's possible to use them to screw with other players, too
>>
>>27134146
I'm level 13 and have caught a shit-ton of different Pokemon and haven't spent a dime, nor have other people I know who are much higher level than me.
According to the game I've only walked 26.7 km.
>>
>>27134182
Wow what if I lived in an area with little to no pokestops around. Run out of pokeball games over.
I believe in the pokemon world pokemon are abundant pretty much everywhere. So why should they only be obtained around cities or just areas were the most popular spots on earth are.
>>
>>27134174

No. Incense doesn't make nearby pokemon flock to you, it just makes random pokemon suddenly appear on your screen.
>>
>>27134186
Read the end of my post. I get it, it just seems before getting it.

This being said, I feel the pain. One of the main reasons I mainly hunt at night (but then you don't have the same poke, fuck)
>>
>>27134146
it's only pay 2 win if you live in a rural area, just move to the city anon.
>>
>>27131264
Why does Canada have so many Drowzee?
>>
>>27134227
It still bullshit that the only way to attract pokemon is with in cents. Also good luck evolving your starter pokemon without being able to find another one after you started the game.
>>
>>27134233
I live in a suburban town 30 minutes from Sacramento.

According to Wikipedia there are only 128,382 people in my town and there are Pokestops everywhere.
>>
>>27134233
That's probably the only "good" argument you can have. But since it's supposed to be a SOCIAL game if you live underground and there isn't enough people around you anyway it makes the point moot. Playing a social game when you're the only one playing it in half of your country is nonsense. (and that was always a problem with pokemon before wi-fi trading, it was just less obvious)
>>
>>27134279
You get incense and lures every few level-ups and occasionally from Pokecenters. Do you just not play or something?
>>
>>27134266
Yeah because moving to the city should be the only way to enjoy catching pokemon. When pokemon should logically be everywhere outside of cities. They are animals you should be able to find them anywhere not near civilization.
>>
>>27134266
>move to the city for a shitty app that gives an unfair edge to those who are fortunate enough to live in more populated, more expensive areas

Lol m8
>>
>>27134284
Also
>In CNN Money's "Best Places to Live" study in 2006, Roseville was ranked the skinniest city in the country, with an average body mass index of 24.5.[18]
Feels gud m8.
>>
>>27134334
I do play this game I'm level 8 and so far I've only got 3 incents. One of which I wasted when the game fucking crashed while I had it up and completely wasted the rest of it.
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>>27134284
>I live in a suburban town 30 minutes from Sacramento.

I live in a county town over an hour from Des Moines, IA.

According to WIkipedia there are only 700 people (from 2012) in my town and there isn't a single pokestop here.
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>>27134279
Luck. That's about it. And you are not supposed to attract them, you are supposed to GO TO THEM. You can use other pokemons than your starters too by the way, you know? (and some people have a starter spawn point right under their house so once again, luck, and moving. Moving a LOT. Which is once again the POINT of the game. You're not supposed to wait for pokemons to come.

The only 2 things they should change is making pokemons less dependent on spots (= random chance of spawning anywhhere, but then there's the problem of one spawning in a dangerous spot) and evolving with another way than specie-specific candies because lol eggs. But that's about it and since they intend to change the app quite a lot in the future, who knows.
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>>27134368
I wonder how nice the pussy is over there.

I come from land of 210lb "this is a regular body type!" landwhales who legitimately cannot grasp why skinny is attractive.
>>
>>27134407
You get more of them (including lures) as you level up. I had no idea where I was even supposed to get lures at the beginning.
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>Live in a suburb
>friends go to the city and come back with buckets of pokeballs and level over me like mad
> trying to get by with one Pokeshop down the street
>already stopped getting pokeballs after leveling up

It was fun
>>
>>27134472
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/lyndseymarie7?cf=regular
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>>27134521
Holy shit I want to kill myself, anon. What a disgusting bitch
>>
I used to not understand why gamefreak keeps pandering to generation one fansn but now I get it. I was the most popular generation by far. So pokemon go decided to only include the 1st generation to pander to this audiance. By having more pokemon to choose from it could have made the problem of only having common shit pokemon at least have some more variation. But for now I'll have to enjoy catching 400 pidgy and sparrows.
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>>27134447
Then what's the fucking point if having a useless starter pokemon I'll never evolve. Because I'm not lucky enough to live near its spawn point.
>>
>>27132444
Hatched one hours ago while riding shotgun with a friend.
Lapras is her favorite and she kicked me out of the car.
>>
>>27134590
The problem with the candy systems is that having more common shit pokemon is a bad thing.
>>
>>27134799
The whole game is a bad thing. Nothing but tedium.
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Does this mean go left or go right?
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>>27135396
Means walk approx 300 meters in any direction and hope you picked the correct direction. It's as absurd as it sounds.
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>>27135396
Follow the red arrow in your compass, the feet mean nothing else but distance
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